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What if everyone had super speed? [Hypotheticals]

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What if everyone had super speed? [Hypotheticals]
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  • Hello, everyone! Welcome to another Hypotheticals!
  • Uhhh, it's the same people as last time.
  • - [Kressh]: *laughs* You gotta cue that,
  • "Ah shit, here we go again."
  • - [Dom] I'm here joined by Jomm, and Kressh.
  • This one's gonna be a little different.
  • This is actually a fan submitted Hypothetical.
  • "What if everybody could run at 80 kilometers per hour"?
  • I'm gonna say, what if your walking speed is like,
  • a neighbourhood speed; 50 km/h
  • And you could run maybe 100 km/h.
  • - [Kressh] A hundred or nothing. *laughs*
  • I'm not slowing down for nobody. *laughs*
  • - [Dom] Now we have no use for cars or...
  • - [Kressh] I would still use cars.
  • Let's say I run. I'm gonna sweat.
  • So it's like, I don't want to end up like, drenched in sweat at my destination. *laughs*
  • - [Dom] No, the wind will dry your sweat.
  • Because you're running so fast. - [Jomm] That's true.
  • - [Kressh] But does the wind-- - [Jomm] You'd have really salty skin.
  • - [Kressh] --dry me faster than the amount I'm sweating?
  • - Yeah, probably.
  • Just run more. (wheezes)
  • Like, what are even car chases anymore?
  • Cuz it's just-- - [Jomm] It's just a game of tag. (laughs)
  • - But I think it's different because running at a hundred
  • when you're the person running,
  • I think you'd be more conscious of like,
  • "I could die."
  • - Yeah. - Like it's not like a car where you're kind of inside a--
  • - Wear a helmet. - Yeah.
  • Wait, so like what's the stakes here? Cuz--
  • - The stakes? - Like my friends aren't getting eaten in this video, so like...
  • (Jomm & Dom laughs)
  • - I need to know
  • - [Dom] Yeah. Imagine if both worlds combined,
  • you could eat each other and travel at that speed.
  • - [Kressh] Fast food. (laughs)
  • - I don't think I would drive anymore honestly.
  • But then it'd be kind of weird like,
  • "Hey I'll meet you at the airport and then we'll run back home."
  • - Well, why would they need picking up cuz they could just run, dude.
  • - [Jomm] But what if they don't know how to get back?
  • - [Kressh] Yeah, like. There's gonna be a bunch of people that are like,
  • too old or too young to run at that speed,
  • or like can't handle it.
  • - [Dom] Dude if they were driving, they would drive slow anyway.
  • So it's just scaled down.
  • - [Kressh] Anyone who does Uber is now out of a job.
  • - [Dom] Uber is gone, okay.
  • - [Jomm] No, there would just be people arriving at your destination.
  • They pick you up and they run to where you want to go.
  • - [Dom] Would you rather live in fear of like, car accidents,
  • or like people accidents?
  • - [Kressh] People accidents?! What the hell. (laughs)
  • Dude, someone who's like-- - [Dom] At 100... (laughs)
  • - [Kressh] yeah... (laughs) a 100km/h...
  • - [Kressh] What's stopping me from like,
  • running over to my enemy's house,
  • pushing them over, and like running back.
  • - [Dom] (laughing) "Enemy's house"
  • Well, that's the same as you driving over to your enemy's house
  • and pushing them over.
  • - [Jomm] But like even if you ran up to a guy and try to hit him,
  • He could equally run away from you if he sees you coming.
  • - [Dom] Exactly. - [Kressh] IF he sees me coming.
  • - [Dom] And honestly, like, if he's in his house,
  • You're not gonna be travelling 100 km/h in his house.
  • - [Kressh] (laughs) Watch me.
  • - [Dom] You're gonna run through a wall.
  • Would sports even be... watchable? - Yeah.
  • - [Dom] So when you think about like, in basketball,
  • You just dribble once, and then you're on the other side of the court.
  • - [Jomm] No, they would just scale everything up like three times bigger.
  • - [Dom] Exactly. But then that's so hard to watch.
  • If you're sitting on one side of the court,
  • The other side is like, a kilometer away.
  • - Have you seen those professional tag games that's been going around lately?
  • Where they play on like a little jungle gym? - [Dom] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • - [Jomm] If you could do that at 100 km/h, people are just like--
  • Oh! Have you ever seen like, two gerbils in a cage fight each other
  • And it's just flying all over the walls?
  • - [Dom] I wonder how high up
  • I could wall run.
  • At 100 km/h (laughs) - [Jomm] Oh shit.
  • You can probably run on like water or something at that point.
  • - [Dom] I'm scared for children at recess playing.
  • They do like the craziest stuff.
  • - [Jomm] Did you hear what happened to little Billy?
  • He ran into Bill and then--
  • - [Dom] He played Red Rover. (laughs)
  • What-- how do you even play that game?
  • I forget how you play. You just like run into the--
  • - [Jomm] There's like a line of children holding hands right,
  • Like two lines.
  • - [Dom] Oh yeah. - [Jomm] It's like, "Send Billy right over"
  • And then the guy just charges and gets freaking clotheslined.
  • - [Dom] Their arms are gonna rip off, or Billy gets, like...
  • - [Kressh] Decapitated? (laughs) - [Dom] Decapitated.
  • - Wouldn't playing tag be super-- like it would be outlawed cuz,
  • - [Dom] (laughing) Tag is outlawed?
  • - [Kressh] You touch somebody, even if it's lightly, at that speed,
  • And they just get slapped to the ground and like,
  • Like, just go flying.
  • - I guess when you're younger you'd only run...
  • Like a baby could crawl, like, 20km/h
  • - [Jomm] That's nightmare fuel!
  • That's actually the scariest thing.
  • - [Kressh] At that point, everyone is more accountable for being on time.
  • If you could run at 100km/h, there's no excuse for being late.
  • Especially when there's no traffic.
  • - Wouldn't there still be like,
  • Human-- wait no that's a bad... (Jomm & Kressh laughs)
  • - [Kressh] Human traffick? (laughs)
  • - Ooh, uh, I need another term.
  • Pedestrian traffic!
  • - [Jomm] Pedestrian traffic.
  • - [Dom] Couldn't we, like, produce energy that way?
  • Like... - [Jomm] Like hamster wheels?
  • (laughter) - [Dom] Hamster wheels, yeah.
  • - [Kressh] It sucks to be, like, a professional runner.
  • You spent your entire life dedicated to becoming fast,
  • And then-- - [Dom] No, but if--
  • But then it just scales up.
  • Like it would still be faster, or he or she would still be faster than...
  • - [Jomm] Like if Usain Bolt could run-- Yusain Bolt? What is it?
  • - [Kressh] Yeah, Usain. - [Dom] UWU-sain Bolt.
  • - [Jomm] UWU-sain Bolt (laughter)
  • - [Jomm] It's his thug name.
  • - Yeah, I'm imagining um...
  • Like zombies.
  • - [Jomm] (laughs) Can the zombies run fast?
  • - [Kressh] Oh, I'll be-- yea, the zombie apocalypse would be like, 10 times crazier.
  • - So would you accept a world where you could run at this speed?
  • - Yeah. I'll accept it. As long as Kressh isn't like, looking at me.
  • - [Dom] Dude, if he's in looking distance of you, you're in pushing distance.
  • (laughter)
  • - [Dom] What if you were the ONLY one who could travel.
  • - [Kressh] I wouldn't tell anybody. - [Dom] You wouldn't tell anyone?
  • - [Kressh] Well, I would tell like, you guys.
  • Or like, close people. But I wouldn't go 'round advertising that I could do that because--
  • - Anyone you touch gets the power. (laughs)
  • - Oh, I would touch like,
  • Oh that sounds...
  • (laughter)
  • - Yeah?
  • - I would-- I would shake hands--
  • - Say it, Kressh.
  • - [Kressh] Yeah I would like, fistbump you guys for you to go at the same speed and then
  • Like just people close to me, and then
  • - [Dom] Okay, let's say you can only pass it on if you kiss 'em.
  • - [Kressh] Ew. (laughter)
  • - [Dom] Would you be a homie?
  • (laughter)
  • - These are the stakes I was looking for!
  • - Would you be a friend?
  • I'd do it.
  • - [Kressh] Could I put like, something between it?
  • Like can I put my hand up?
  • - Nope!
  • It has to be contact.
  • - [Kressh] Like, the saliva has to transfer over?!
  • - [Dom] No, you could wipe all the saliva.
  • You could have chappy ass dry lips and still kiss someone.
  • *Dom smacks lips* Mwah.
  • - [Jomm] Don't worry, Kressh. Even if you didn't want to, we'd all hold you down.
  • - [Kressh] How would you catch me if I could run.
  • - [Dom, laughing] That's true.
  • See, that's the thing.
  • Now we're gonna tell people about your power.
  • And now you're gonna live the rest of your life trying to avoid people kissing you.
  • Dude, just kiss us! (Jomm laughs)
  • - [Kressh] I can't!
  • - Come on, man.
  • Come on.
  • - I feel like--
  • - Be a homie
  • - No!
  • - [Dom] Honestly I could go into your bedroom while you're sleeping and just take it.
  • - [Kressh] Eww! (laughter)
  • - [Dom] Would you rather-- Would you be okay if you were unconscious?
  • - Yeah, okay. I think if I'm unconscious and you did it--
  • - Oh my god, this is borderline, like.
  • That's sexual harassment.
  • - [Dom] No! I'm asking for his consent to kiss him when he's unconscious!
  • - [Kressh] It's like, "Alright, when you fall asleep I'll do it."
  • - [Jomm] Can you kiss me goodnight?
  • - [Kressh] And like, he'll check to see that I'm in REM.
  • And then he's like, "Aight he won't wake up."
  • (laughter)
  • And then he does it -- I'm okay with that.
  • I just don't want to consciously know that I did it.
  • - [Dom] And then I just stay there until you wake up? - [Kressh] (laughing) Eww!
  • - [Dom] The more I kiss you, the more speed I get!
  • - [Jomm] The faster you get!
  • - You have to be super careful with who you kiss, cuz it's like.
  • Let's say you date someone and you've only been with them for like, a couple of months.
  • Now they have super speed, like. (laughs)
  • - [Dom] They're like, "why won't you kiss me?"
  • It's like, "Ooh, I don't think you're ready for this."
  • What's your price?
  • What's your price? - I don't know if I--
  • I don't know. One-- uh, one--
  • - What part of my body are you okay with kissing?
  • - Anything that's like, not...
  • On your face-- I don't know!
  • - Not my face?!
  • - [Kressh] Your wrist, or your hand. I'll do the chivalry, like.
  • - [Dom] Mm. Kiss my feet.
  • - [Kressh] And gotta suck your toes? (laughs)
  • - I didn't go that far.
  • I offered my lips,
  • - I think... I think I'll be--
  • Nah, I'm not saying that on recording.
  • - No! No. You started the sentence.
  • - Okay. The way I see it,
  • I would rather...
  • Do the toe, than do someone's lips. (Dom gasps)
  • Because you could just wash the feet with soap,
  • And I'm like, oh its-- (Dom gasps)
  • - [Jomm] Really?!
  • - It's clean! It's clean! - [Dom] I just, what?!
  • It ain't intimate.
  • It's not intimate. - Intimate?!
  • - Sucking someone's toes' not intimate?!
  • - [Dom] You really gotta be secretive about it.
  • Cuz once the government finds out, they're gonna...
  • Kidnap you and...
  • Make you a...tool for...
  • - How they gonna kidnap me when they can't catch me?
  • Problem solved.
  • - [Jomm] You're only the speed of a car, okay?
  • People still have cars.
  • - You just want me to kiss somebody?
  • It's not even about the speed?
  • - Who's your idol? (all snicker)
  • Who is your... - Who's my idol?
  • Uhh, Lisa from BLACKPINK. There you go.
  • Sorry about giving her the speed, I just wanna kiss her.
  • (laughter)
  • - [Dom] Then you curse her. She's like, "I didn't wanna be this fast! What the f-"
  • - [Kressh] Now she hates me. Forever.
  • Yeah, I guess I'd have to ask if it's okay, I really wanna kiss you but.
  • You know, I'm gonna give you super speed.
  • - [Dom] "Yes, I think I'm ready." (laughs)
  • - Alright. Y'know what? If you buy me a Fanatec Podium Direct Drive Wheel--
  • - [Dom] How much? - [Kressh] I'll do it.
  • I think it's a little over a thousand?
  • - Yeah.
  • - Yeah. I'd do it.
  • - That's it?! - Yeah.
  • - Your price is a thousand dollars?!
  • - Yeah! For close friends and family! Like.
  • Friends & family discount. - That's the friend discount.
  • - [Kressh] Yeah, like. We cool. Like. - [Dom] What's your retail price?
  • I could imagine you just open a store and it's just you--
  • - [Kressh] And it's just me sitting there. - [Dom] At a reception desk.
  • - [Kressh] It's a kissing booth.
  • - [Jomm] Last Hypothetical, it was "eat me,"
  • This one is "kiss me."
  • (laughter)
  • - [Dom] (clears throat) So, verdict?
  • Would you be a homie?
  • - [Kressh] Yeah, I'd be a homie.
  • - [Jomm] I'm just gonna be animated in the back,
  • Like eating popcorn, holding it, in a chair,
  • And just watching Dom trying to hook up with Kressh.
  • Because that's what the last 30 minutes were. (laughter)
  • - [Dom] No matter how fast we run, we can't simply flee from just any danger.
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  • Thank you Spirit_rider for submitting the hypothetical.
  • We did spice it up a bit, but if you guys are down to submit your own,
  • Uhh. I don't know. Maybe tweet at me or something.
  • We'll consider some interesting topics.
  • Or even if it's not spicy I guess...
  • - [Kressh] We'll make it spicy? - [Dom] We'll add our own spice to it.
  • (laughing) I'm just gonna add this kissing spice to every--
  • - [Jomm] Every single one is gonna turn into some kind of makeout session.
  • - [Dom] Yeah, or something.
  • Uh...
  • Ok.
  • You guys wanna play Smash now?

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