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Were You Paying Attention?

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  • A LOT HAPPENS ON OUR SHOW, YOU
  • MOW, IT CAN BE LARD TO KEEP UP, MAYBE YOU LOOK DOWN, CHECK YOUR
  • PHONE, YOU LEAN OVER TO SCRATCH AN ITCH, WHATEVER IT IS, WE WANT
  • TO MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE DON'T MISS ANYTHING.
  • THAT IS WHY IT TIME TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME WE CALL, WERE YOU
  • PAYING ATTENTION.
  • >> WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION.
  • HERE IS HOW IT IT WORKS, IT IS A PRETTY-- WHAT WAS THAT?
  • >> Reggie: A BRAND MU EFFECT.
  • >> James: IT ST A BRAND NEW EFFECT.
  • >> Reggie: YES.
  • >> James: GOING TO USE IT IT FOR THE WHOLE SHOW.
  • >> Reggie: IT IT IS A LITTLE LONG.
  • >> James: DO YOU THINK?
  • >> Reggie: MAYBE I WILL SHORTEN IT IT.
  • >> James: HOW IS THAT.
  • >> Reggie: >> James: THAT IS IT, I STILL
  • FEEL LIKE IF I SHUT MY EYES THAT IS WHAT I WILL IMAGINE GOD IS
  • LIKE WHEN HE TALKS TO ME.
  • >> Reggie: YES, JAMES.
  • WELL DONE.
  • GOOD JOB.
  • >> James: THANKS IMOD.
  • >> Reggie: MO PROBLEM.
  • >> James: NOW IT SAY PRETTY SIMP E8 GAME.
  • I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS
  • THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.
  • IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY THEY GET A PRIZE.
  • IF THEY ANSWER WRONG HE THEY WILL HAVE TO FOR FIT THEIR SEAT
  • TO ONE OF THE MORE DESERVING AUDIENCE MEMBERS WAITING JUST
  • OUTSIDE IN OUR "LATE, LATE SHOW" BULLPEN.
  • THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT CAME ALL THE WAY TO THE STUDIO FOR THE
  • TAPING TODAY BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY GOT TO THE LINE TOO LATE
  • AND WERE TURNED AWAY.
  • MAYBE THEY WILL GET TO SEE TODAY'S SHOW AFTER ALL.
  • WE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH, WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY?
  • RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WHO'S BEEN PAYING
  • ATTENTION, ANYBODY?
  • WAIT, HANG ON.
  • LOOK AT THIS.
  • NOT ONE PERSON DOWN HERE, LIKE, PAYING A TENG, OH GOD, NO, NO
  • WAY, NO CHANCE.
  • NONE AT ALL, PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING
  • ATTENTION.
  • LET ME-- OKAY, THERE'S A GENTLEMAN HERE, YOU, SIR, YES,
  • YOU, YES, YES, YES.
  • COME HERE, YOU DID IT VERY CONFIDENTLY, HOW ARE YOU.
  • >> DEFINITELY ARC MAIZING.
  • HOW ARE YOU.
  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
  • >> I'M'S FROM BEND OREGON.
  • >> James: WHAT.
  • >> OREGON.
  • >> James: AND THE SPLAIS CALLED BEND.
  • >> YEAH, NAILED IT IT.
  • >> James: NOW YOU, I DON'T THINK I AM SPEAKING OUT OF TURN
  • WHEN I SAY YOU ARE WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE A HANDSOME, WOULD
  • YOU GO ALONG WITH THIS.
  • >> HUAI,.
  • >> James: WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS CORRECT.
  • >> SURE, I WILL TAKE IT, THANK YOU.
  • >> James: SNOW WHAT DO YOU DO FOIR A LIVING WORK DO YOU DO IN
  • YOUR LIFE.
  • >> MI A PERSONAL TRAINER AND ALSO A SINGER-SONGWRITER.
  • >> James: OH, THE CLASSIC LOS ANGELES COMBO.
  • >> DUO.
  • >> James: HOW MANY SINGER-SONGWRITER PERSONAL
  • TRAINERS ARE THERE IN BEND, OREGON.
  • >> ABSOLUTELY ZERO.
  • SO I CAME HERE.
  • >> James: SO YOU CAME HERE, TO TRAIN PEOPLE.
  • DO YOU EVER SING TO YOUR CLIENTS WHILE THEY ARE TRAINING?
  • >> I HAVE DONE THAT.
  • I HAVE TAUGHT PEOPLE TO DANCE AND JUST TRY TO HAVE A GREAT
  • TIME.
  • >> James: NO WAY.
  • SO IF I WAS DOING, YOU KNOW, SOME EXERCISE NOW, YOU HOLD
  • THIS, SO I AM-- LET'S IMAGINE THAT I AM DOING SOME EXERCISE,
  • YOU HOLD THIS, OKAY.
  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME WHILE I'M DOING?
  • I'M LIKE-- AND YOU GO CANIE, I NEED SOME INSPIRATION, WHAT
  • WOULD YOU DO?
  • >> ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
  • >> James: LOOK AT YOU.
  • ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU ARE VERY CONFIDENTLY PUT KRUR HAND UP.
  • DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
  • >> I LIKE TO THINK HAVE I SO FAR.
  • >> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
  • HERE IS YOUR QUESTION, DURING THE GUEST CHECK-IN WITH STANA
  • KATIC, SHE WAS HOLDING AN ITEM, WHAT WAS SHE HOLDING.
  • >> DURING THE GUEST CHECK-IN.
  • >> James: YES.
  • >> UM, I MUST HAVE SKIPPED THAT PART.
  • >> James: TALK A GUESS.
  • >> HE HAS GONE WITH CLIP BOARD.
  • >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU RIGHT.
  • EVERYBODY.
  • >> HI.
  • >> OH.
  • >> James: YOU WEREN'T A EVEN CLOSE, SHE WAS HOLDING A
  • STRAWBERRY.
  • YOU CLEARLY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, AND NOW ALL OF THE
  • ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU BECAUSE TO BID US FAREWELL I
  • WILL YOU HAVE SING ERIC CARMEN'S 1975 HIT SONG "ALL BY MYSELF" ON
  • THE WAY OUT, CASEY, LIGHTS, MUSIC, SING AND LEAVE.
  • ALL BY MYSELF.
  • ♪ DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF.
  • ♪ ANY MORE.
  • ♪ ALL BY MYSELF SNOATD.
  • ♪ >> James: CONSIDERING THE FACT
  • THAT HE IS A SINGER, HE REALLY ISN'T SING MUCH OF THAT SONG,
  • DID HE?
  • HE REALLY BOTTLED OUT OF WHAT.
  • WELL, I KNOW WHAT WILL BLING THE MOOD BACK UP, LET'S BRING IN A
  • STAND-BY.
  • (APPLAUSE) HEY!
  • HOY ARE SNU TAKE A SEAT, THERE YOU GO.
  • OKAY, WHO ELSE THINKS THAT THEY HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
  • ANYBODY, ANYBODY, LET ME-- LET ME SEE YOU, YOU THINK YOU HAVE
  • BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, DO YOU, WAIT NOW, I'M COMING DOWN.
  • NOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE, DO YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH.
  • >> LET'S SAY THAT ASS.
  • >> James: YOU WANT TO SEE THAT ASS.
  • >> NO, NO, NO, NO,.
  • >> James: I'M COMING DOWN, DO YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH.
  • >> YEAH, LET ME GET THE ASS.
  • >> James: OKAY, THEN DRINK IT IN.
  • STAND UP FOR ME, HOW ARE YOU?
  • >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
  • >> James: VERY WELL WHACK IS YOUR NAME WRRK ARE FROM YOU.
  • >> TRISH, FROM THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO.
  • >> James: HI TRISH FROM THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO, CANADA.
  • WHAT BRINGS TO YOU LOS ANGELES?
  • >> AN AIRPLANE.
  • >> I GUESS THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER.
  • >> James: WHAT MADE YOU COME TO LOS ANGELES, TRISH?
  • >> MY MOM.
  • >> James: HI, MOM, HOW ARE YOU?
  • >> GREAT.
  • >> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
  • SO WHAT DO YOU DO BACK AM ON LAR-- ONTARIO, CANADA.
  • >> I'M A HOTEL I WORK FOR A HOTEL.
  • >> James: SO THE BIG ROLLERS.
  • >> WE GET THEM SWINGING SWRZ WHAT DO THE HIGH ROLLERS DO, HE
  • HAD COME IN, THROW MONEY AROUND WHAT IS THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF
  • MONEY YOU HAVE EVER SEEN LOST.
  • >> IN A DAY?
  • >> James: YES.
  • >> 1.4 MILLION.
  • >> WHAT 134.
  • >> James: AND HOW DO YOU CONSOLE A PERSON WHEN THEY HAVE
  • LOST 1.4 MILLION DOLLARS?
  • >> YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.
  • >> James: REALLY.
  • >> NO.
  • >> James: YOU JUST DONE EVEN LOOK THEM IN THE EYE.
  • YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, MAN, I LOST EVERYTHING, ARE YOU JUST LIKE
  • ARE YOU NOT HERE, ARE YOU NOT HERE, ARE YOU NOT HERE.
  • >> NEXT.
  • >> James: WELL, LISTEN, DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING
  • ATTENTION DURING THE SHOW?
  • >> IMOD, I HOPE SO.
  • >> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
  • THIS QUESTION, I WILL GIVE YOU A SETUP TO A JOKE FROM OUR
  • MONOLOGUE.
  • I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THE PUNCH LINE WAS, OKAY.
  • THIS IS A JOKE I TOLD HERE IN THE STUDIO NO MORE THAN TEN
  • MINUTES AGO, OKAY.
  • HERE IS THE SET UP, ALL RIGHT?
  • ACCORDING TO ANOTHER STUDY, PEOPLE IN ENGLAND WOULD BE
  • WILLING TO GIVE UP THEIR BEST FRIEND FOR AN AVERAGE PRICE OF
  • $171,000.
  • WAIT S THIS WHY?
  • >> OPRAH STOPPED RETURNING MY PHONE CALLS?
  • >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU RIGHT.
  • >> IS THIS WHY OPRAH ISN'T RETURNING ANY OF MY CALLS?
  • >> James: YOU HAVE A IMIFT CARD TO BLUE BOTTLE.
  • THANK YOU SO MUCH, TAKE A SEAT, WHO ELSE HAS BEEN PAYING
  • ATTENTION IT, ANYBODY, WHO HAS BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
  • OH, LOOK, VERY BOLD, VERY BOLD, VERY BOLD, OUT YOU COME, COME
  • COUNSEL HERE, HOW ARE YOU.
  • >> I'M DOING REALLY WELL.
  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
  • >> MY NAME IS JENNIFER, FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.
  • >> James: HI, JENNIFER, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, JENNIFER,
  • DID YOU GET A ATTACKED ON THE WAY HERE?
  • BY SOME KIND OF WOLVERINE.
  • HE HAD WENT FOR THE NEERKS YOU MANAGED TO GET AWAY.
  • >> IS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE STREET OF SUNSET FOR THE PAST
  • DAY SO POSSIBLY.
  • >> James: AND WHY HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT?
  • >> WELL, JAMES, I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING OUT THE-- IT TO SEE THE
  • 1975.
  • >> James: SO YOU WENT TO THE ROCKY.
  • HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE SHOW GIVE ENYOU HAVE
  • BEEN SLEEPING ON THE VEET.
  • >> YES, JAMES.
  • >> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
  • IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS GAME I ASKED THE FIRST CONTESTANT ABOUT
  • THE ITEM STANA KATIC HAD, WHAT WAS THAT CONTESTANT'S NAME AND
  • WHERE WERE THEY FROM.
  • >> I KNOW HE WAS FROM BEND, OREGON.
  • AND HIS NAME WAS KSH-- AMAZING.
  • >> James: MY LET'S FIND OUT.
  • >> MY NAME IS DANNY I'M FROM BEND OREGON.
  • >> James: NO, HIS NAME WASN'T AMAZING.
  • HE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
  • HOPEFULLY YOU WERE WHEN HE LEFT BECAUSE WILL YOU LEAVE THE SAME
  • WAY.
  • BRING THE MUSIC.
  • >> ALL BY ME SELF.
  • ♪ I WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF.
  • ♪ ALL BY MYSELF SMOAT.
  • ♪ DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF HI MOM.
  • >> James: THAT WAS WERE YOU PAYING A EX.
  • THEY WEREN'T.
  • LET'S BRUNG AM A STAND BY.
  • WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.

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