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Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Living with His Mom - SNL

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  • >> WELL, MOTHER'S DAY IS TOMORROW.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] HERE WITH SOME THOUGHTS IS OUR
  • OWN PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> HEY, MAN. SO THIS IS GOING TO BE A SPECIAL
  • MOTHER'S DAY FOR ME BECAUSE THIS YEAR SHE'S NOT JUST MY MOM BUT
  • SHE'S ALSO MY ROOMMATE. >> OH, WOW.
  • THAT'S GREAT. SO YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR MOM?
  • >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE I'M A LOSER LIKE --
  • I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK. YOU KNOW, THEY SEE YOU ON TV AND
  • MAGAZINES AND STUFF AND THEY THINK, WOW, THAT GUY MUST HAVE
  • HIS OWN PLACE. YOU KNOW?
  • NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I MOVED INTO HER HOUSE.
  • I JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE WITH MY MOM, LIKE A WINNER.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT.
  • I MEAN, I'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE BUYING HOUSES FOR THEIR MOM.
  • >> YEAH. I DIDN'T DO THAT.
  • IF I BUY A HOUSE, I'M GOING TO LIVE IN IT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I TOLD HER IT'S NOT LIKE A
  • MOTHER-SON THING. NOW WE'RE JUST HOMEYS.
  • >> OKAY, SO SHE'S STAYING OUT OF YOUR BUSINESS?
  • >> FOR THE MOST PART. BUT I WON'T LIE.
  • IT'S WEIRD TO GET CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT MY AGE.
  • BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE LIKE 15 AND YOUR MOM CATCHES YOU IT'S
  • EMBARRASSING. BUT ON SOME LEVEL WHEN SHE
  • CLOSES THE DOOR SHE'S PROUD. YOU KNOW?
  • SHE'S LIKE WOW, MY BOY'S GROWING UP.
  • YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOW MOMS
  • FEEL. >> YEAH.
  • NO, BUT WHEN YOU'RE 25 AND YOUR MOM CATCHES YOU MASTURBATING,
  • IT'S LIKE THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED.
  • WHO JUST WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN WITHOUT WALKING?
  • THANKFULLY THAT'S A LESSON MY MOTHER AND SISTER FINALLY
  • LEARNED. >> YOUR SISTER LIVES THERE TOO?
  • >> YEAH. AND SHE'S 21 AND STILL LIVING AT
  • HOME. ISN'T THAT SAD?
  • [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S WEIRD LIVING WITH MY MOM
  • AND SISTER BECAUSE SOMETIMES I'LL SEE A STRANGE DUDE IN THE
  • HOUSE AND I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S SOME DIRT BAG PREYING ON MY
  • SISTER OR THE SAINT THAT'S GOING TO TAKE MY MOM OFF MY HANDS.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] BUT SHE REALLY IS THE BEST AND I
  • PUT HER THROUGH A LOT SO I'D LIKE TO BRING HER OUT.
  • PLEASE WELCOME THE GREATEST ROOMMATE IN THE WORLD,
  • AMY DAVIDSON, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> HI, EVERYBODY. >> HI, MRS. DAVIDSON.
  • >> HI, COLIN. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
  • >> THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> HEY, MAN. BE NICE.
  • IT'S MY MOM. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE PLANNED
  • FOR TOMORROW? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
  • I PUT HER ON TV. THIS IS IT.
  • YOU NEVER KNOW. JON HAMM COULD BE SINGLE AND
  • WATCHING. >> I'D ALSO SETTLE FOR
  • JAMES SPADER. >> YOU'D SETTLE FOR A NINJA
  • TURTLE. I JUST NEED A NEW DAD.
  • >> PETE AND HIS MOM, EVERYONE. >> HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
  • >> For "Weekend Update," I'm Colin Jost.
  • >> I'm Michael Che. Good night!
  • [ Cheers and applause ]

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Pete Davidson stops by Weekend Update to talk about living with his mother.

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