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Trying 5-Minute Crafts's Awful Life Hacks

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  • how strong do you have to be to do this cuz I've never been able to break open
  • an app with my bare hands it's so hard
  • hey guys Jarvis here back with another normal
  • perfectly normal video with no cause for concern whatsoever maybe you've seen a
  • video from me where I call five minute crafts the worst channel on YouTube
  • I was wrong it's actually a great channel with lots of fun crafts for the
  • whole family look man this isn't funny anymore like
  • is this a prank who are you you haven't figured it out by now
  • no you're wearing a mask and it's really starting to creep me out so if you take
  • it off I promise I'll read your stupid intro fine
  • Jarvis yeah it's it's me or boss Tony Stark get it because your name yeah is
  • yeah I've never heard that before be sarcastic with me sorry geez please
  • just take off the mask fine Barack Obama uh I talked to my wife Michelle my
  • daughter's sovereign and will and we all just wanted to leave to thank you card
  • why do you have so many masks because I'm Batman come on dude I just want to
  • know who you are you don't whoa dude you have nothing to hide here it's a safe
  • space really neh all right dude I don't know what
  • you're hiding behind so many masks but you don't have to intimidate people for
  • money you could just work a normal job oh yeah with a face like this
  • you're still wearing a mask this is my face oh oh look man you're better than
  • this you don't have to work for these people farming across snow they actually
  • just wanted me to send a strongly worded letter this is more of a passion project
  • of mine so before we get our lives hacked by five-minute crafts I have two
  • small announcements to make first I started a brand new channel for tech
  • videos and personal growth stuff so I guess it's kind of a big announcement
  • second if that's news to you you should watch my video from last week
  • because not only did I announce that I commented on Shane's Jake Paul series
  • none of us in the house when I thought teensy and the wall get a piece of it
  • get a piece of what for some reason I don't think a lot of people got notified
  • about it so I just wanted to let you know it exists and that it's probably my
  • favorite video that I've ever made so check that out if you're into it ok so
  • now that that's out of the way it's craft time now five minute crafts is
  • quickly becoming one of the biggest forces on YouTube when I'm in a video
  • about them six months ago they have like 16 million subscribers and now they have
  • nearly 40 million subscribers on YouTube and contrary to popular belief likely
  • inspired by the title of that video I don't really have much against
  • five-minute crafts I mean sure the wax are pretty hacky and they upload a lot
  • of duplicate content but I guess that's for the audience to decide not that
  • they're without fault I just think that there's a lot worse happening on the
  • platform like this channel for example so today six months after the original
  • video I thought I would check in on our dear friend five minute crafts and try
  • out some of their best life hacks now if somehow you're not familiar with
  • five-minute crafts it's a life hacks and DIY channel that posts like 3 20 minute
  • videos every single day there's lots of clickbait the videos have titles that
  • have nothing to do with the video oh and the life hacks themselves are not that
  • useful so I'm Jarvis I'm here to comment on
  • that four views because that's the state of YouTube in 2018 this one is called
  • weird hacks that are actually genius but as I mentioned before they're thumbnails
  • titles and descriptions very often have nothing to do with the video this one
  • has the plot to the Netflix show orange is the new black in it inexplicably
  • looks like we're going to start with some ice cream hacks you all know that
  • experience where it's a hot summer day and you get ice cream and you don't take
  • a bite out of it for like a really long time like not even one bite and then it
  • starts dripping and melting all over your hand well here's a solution to that
  • this doesn't solve the problem it's still gonna melt through the hole in the
  • cupcake paper that's it's not like airtight also who just like has there's
  • cupcake papers lying around so we've got a we've got a Chloe's pop ice cream pop
  • here it's like a cupcake papers what are you can call these cupcake liners yeah
  • you know that cupcake line I did okay it's ready
  • oh no gosh I love enjoying ice cream but I just eat it very slowly oh good thing
  • I have these cupcake liners here so I'm just gonna wooden thanks for letting me
  • uh thanks for letting me film in your place no problem you didn't ask I mean
  • we talked about this off you weren't gonna mention that on camera I was a
  • pretty weak attempt to scoop the ice cream you know it's almost as if it's
  • staged
  • I mean you you can clearly see that the ice-cream is moving way more than it
  • should like this is definitely melted ice-cream if you heat up the ice-cream
  • scoop it's going to cool down it like as soon as it touches the ice-cream got
  • some Ben and Jerry's here it's solid as a rock you can see that no were just
  • gonna heat this up it might look like I'm about to do some sort of illicit
  • drugs but I'm not I just want to scoop my ice cream all right now it's time for
  • the moment of truth we can tell it's very hot
  • yeah no one ever talked about that hey Jerry it's got like ash on it all right
  • here we go
  • easy to scoop great crazy life hacks using a syringe because we all have a
  • surplus of medical devices just lying around the house so we're cutting apart
  • the syringe and then we're cutting the top off of a bottle of coke and now
  • we're gluing it to the syringe okay and now we're screwing it back on the bottle
  • of coke what is this what did you just make is it for washing your hands when
  • you're like at a tree when you're at a park you had water so you could have
  • just washed your hands with that water but instead you've invested a lot of
  • effort into crafting what looks like like the things that they feed hamsters
  • water out of
  • all of that was to cut up a hot dog you had a knife the whole time you could
  • have just used that like why do all these hacks add extra equipment to stuff
  • that you could already do five tricks people have learned in prison that
  • explains the orange is the new black thing in the description but it's still
  • really weird classic prison candle everybody's got one of those what's the
  • worst that could happen it is only convicted criminals they're
  • teaching how to make a knife now I assume kids are the primary demographic
  • of this channel because I refuse to believe otherwise so we're teaching kids
  • to make weapons I guess this next video is called 30
  • things you keep doing wrong and I clicked on it because of this
  • infuriating thumbnail nope that's incorrect you know how I know it's
  • incorrect because they label headphones with left and right to reverse
  • headphones like that you have to put the left side on the right and the right
  • side on the left like like this is not this is so dumb does kind of look cool
  • though so got another life hack to share with Jordan hey any time oh sorry I
  • can't hear you because I'm just listening to music with my new
  • headphones I know what it is you seem cool
  • my back
  • first of all why are they pouring it from that high up like you've introduced
  • the problem because you're trying to like sharp shoot that orange juice into
  • the cup so got some almond milk here and we're just gonna test out a few pouring
  • methods if you will first is the clearly inefficient way it
  • seems fine there we go you pointed such a specific angle to get it to do that
  • they're just bad at pouring things I did make a mess no so that's bad let's try
  • it with the other way oh it's so much harder to pour like this I feel like you
  • can get it it looks good I feel like it looks good but you can get it to do the
  • same thing as the other one um but you know what
  • I'm gonna give this lifehack a 6 out of lifehack again why are you pouring it
  • from so high like that short that is how gravity works it's out of frame it's so
  • high up so I'm just gonna just real quick just so I demonstrate something
  • the best way to do this with no spill is just ah easy Wow look amazing but like
  • they must have been putting a like up here or you know what I'm gonna use my
  • new my new method mm-hmm like that's how high they must have been like we're
  • gonna hire right now that's how high of us have been this
  • isn't the way to solve this problem the life agra is just to bring the milk
  • closer to the bowl okay so I have seen this hack before how strong do you have
  • to be to do this cuz I've never been able to break open an apple with my bare
  • hands hey Jordan can I can I help you cut
  • those apples uh yeah no more gifts I mean I think you know I've cut apples
  • before so no no but I know I know you already cut the apples but I I know a
  • really good way to cut apples so you asked me to throw away the Apple icon
  • yeah it's just my blood Sugar's really low and we talked about this I if
  • something takes less than like five minutes I should be yeah make it yeah
  • yeah no it'll be fine it'll be fine I know a really good life hack check it
  • out check it out Apple Apple regulation-size just one second I just I
  • was the issue with your oh my god we finally thought like 20 30 seconds okay
  • yeah is there anything else we know sorry I know I put some nails I don't
  • know what you're supposed to do they don't give any instructions in the life
  • at weapon are good use a small blade
  • after three people have attempted it
  • I'll give you a hand we're doing and then
  • well generally I can't do it that's insane seven life hacks with straws
  • we've all needed one of these what all right so you got hot coffee and then you
  • put the top on and you poke a hole for the other hole for faster cooling you
  • know you know what's even faster cooling taking off the top you actually slowed
  • down the cooling by putting the top on in the first place also who gets coffee
  • at KFC restrooms revival guide because every time I go to the bathroom it's a
  • fight for my life okay so the bathrooms had to order this is actually the
  • closest we've gotten to an actual situation I've been in what
  • gross wait how did you get into the bathroom don't they lock the doors when
  • the restroom is that order also where did that bag come from is that just like
  • something that she's carrying around at all times you never know when you're
  • gonna need to trash kid what a weird way to peel a banana you might be familiar
  • with the banana they famously hard to open fruit that is unintuitive and hard
  • to hold also yeah this dang skins always getting in the way yeah I often want my
  • banana completely without the skin I can't even find it alright so I don't
  • know how we're supposed to do this but I'm just gonna oh it worked
  • if I could just go back and now I've got you know a slightly dead tooth what a
  • natural and normal way to eat a banana like
  • use this hack when you don't want to get food on your hands but you do want to
  • eat whatever germs were in your hair do people have this much trouble cutting
  • onions is that a thing that needed hacking hi I'm Jarvis now the first step
  • to making a delicious BLT is to cut a tomato let's do that Oh No
  • I want to cut my tomato and all I have is this knife hmm how do i you know what
  • i always keep cooking utensils in my hair
  • now we stab the tomato violently with the pig and now we just try to get the
  • knife into the little bit destroyed the tomato but the next one that seamless
  • and the one after that oh just as bad as the first just don't do mine huh looks
  • like you having about as much success as you were with the pig it might look that
  • way to the naked eye but trust me the pic makes things a whole lot easier
  • gross
  • great so 5-minute crabs is giving us ideas on how to break the law and now
  • I'm like questioning whether or not this is for kids
  • you could also just pour the beer into the cup like you don't need like if an
  • officer catches you during one of these routine beverage checks they're going to
  • see a beer can and if you just poured you just poured the the drink into the
  • cup there wouldn't be that evidence also you wouldn't need a comically large cup
  • don't the can for real all right sir your totals 1895 now will you be paying
  • with cash or credit just one seconds come on emergency spoon
  • it's an emergency but you've got an empty coke bottle and an exacto knife
  • that was your emergency you could just drink out that bowl it's soup okay yeah
  • like we've all had shoes like irritate our ankles um maybe I'm misunderstanding
  • this but did she spray Axe body spray on our ankle to lubricate it what you could
  • just wear socks
  • what we what like strange configuration is that shoe in there note like I can't
  • even see the laces they like they like set this up to be able to tie really
  • quickly of course it's faster you've like already tied it
  • there's gonna be the last one
  • and we have Pringles on hand as everyone does
  • no spill on the coffee you also can't drink it but that's a
  • small price to pay so for our next life hack I've got some Pringles we're gonna
  • use the top because we don't need the Pringles for anything and I have my
  • friend Jessica here yeah so uh I mean this looks like a normal like sized I
  • would call that default size mug yeah these are like you've got a bunch of
  • these these are like a normal size for a mug to wolves yeah all right no further
  • questions just need your dough it's gonna try and put this on it's too small
  • its iconic doesn't fit this one oh this one's close my whole life okay here we
  • go so we're gonna fill this with water mm-hmm having your morning coffee javis
  • sure don't you have to go in your moaning run that you also do i and I
  • love drinking coffee while I run no no no aah Wow
  • yeah I should be out of an embarrassing let me just use my good old Pringles top
  • it popped off one second wait would you
  • anyway back to my morning run I'm just gonna put on my cap for my coffee with
  • ease there it is hey it works time to time to go on my
  • ride that's all I have for today um I just wanted to goof on 5-minute crafts
  • and have some fun with my friends if you like this video definitely check out the
  • one for last week because I'm sure you didn't see it and maybe check out the
  • second channel as well transition thanks to Christine as returning on the
  • occations I enjoy DF I'm saying that right if you want me to picture your
  • name leave a comment on this video and get the notification bellow so that
  • you're actually notified about my videos when they come out that way I can be
  • externally validated by you it's only courteous and that's the end of the
  • video but I still have so many questions like why

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It's been 6 months since checked up on our dear friend 5-minute crafts, so I figured it was time to try some of their life hacks for real.

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