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Trump's Skin is Officially Too Thin

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04:30   |   Jul 10, 2019

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  • BUT INSTAGRAM YESTERDAY, I DON'T
  • KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THIS,
  • LAUNCHED A NEW FEATURE THAT THEY
  • HOPE WILL HELP CRACKDOWN ON
  • BULLYING, SO JUST WHEN YOU'RE
  • ABOUT TO POST A COMMENT THAT
  • COULD BE OFFENSIVE, INSTAGRAM
  • SENSES IT AND SENDS YOU A
  • MESSAGE TO MAKE YOU STOP AND
  • RECONSIDER.
  • FOR REAL.
  • GOES LIKE THIS.
  • LET'S SAY YOU POST SOMETHING
  • LIKE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE
  • OF TRASH.
  • YOU GET A LITTLE NOTIFICATION
  • THAT SAYS ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
  • TO POST THIS SKM AND ?
  • AND THEN YOU SAY, YEAH, YOU'RE
  • D
  • DAMN RIGHT I WANT TO POST THIS.
  • THAT'S WHY I WROTE IT.
  • THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GO ON
  • INSTAGRAM TO TRY OUT STUFF.
  • BUT THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS
  • CYBER BULLY, DONALD TRUMP
  • SUFFERED A BACK STEP.
  • HE HAS TO OPEN HIS ACCOUNT TO
  • EVERYONE.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • IT'S HISTORIC, BECAUSE THIS IS
  • THE FIRST TIME A FEDERAL COURT
  • HAS EVER RULED THAT A
  • PRESIDENT'S SKIN IS LEGALLY TOO
  • THIN.
  • TRUMP, AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, HAS
  • BLOCKED A LOT OF ACCOUNTS,
  • INCLUDING STEPHEN KING, CHRISSY
  • TEIGEN AND ROSIE O'DONNELL.
  • A SPOKESMAN SAID THEY'RE
  • DISAPPOINTED IN THE DECISION AND
  • EXPLORING POSSIBLE NEXT STEPS.
  • THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD USE OF
  • TIME.
  • MAYBE HE CAN GET THE CROWD AT
  • HIS NEXT RALLY TO SHOUT "BLOCK
  • HER UP."
  • THE AMBASSADOR SENT WHAT WERE
  • SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET GOVERNMENT
  • CABLES TO ENGLAND THAT GOT
  • LEAKED IN WHICH HE DESCRIBED OUR
  • PRESIDENT AS INEPT, INCOMPETENT
  • AND SAYS HIS CAREER COULD END IN
  • D
  • DISGRACE.
  • IT SEEMS THAT THEY COULD WATCH
  • ANY PRESS CONFERENCE, BUT AT
  • 7:48 A.M., TRUMP FIRED BACK, THE
  • WACKY AMBASSADOR THAT THE UK
  • FOISTED UPON THE UNITED STATES
  • IS NOT SOMEONE WE ARE THRILLED
  • WITH, A VERY STUPID GUY.
  • THEN LATER, I DON'T KNOW THE
  • AMBASSADOR BUT HAVE BEEN TOLD HE
  • IS A POMPOUS FOOL.
  • THE BEST THING IS, I DIDN'T EVEN
  • KNOW THE AMBASSADOR HAD WRITTEN
  • THIS STUFF ABOUT HIM UNTIL HE
  • TWEETED ABOUT IT.
  • SO THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS UP.
  • AND, AS A RESULT OF THIS, THE
  • WHITE HOUSE UNINVITED THE
  • AMBASSADOR TO A DINNER LAST
  • NIGHT HONORING THE AMIR OF
  • QATAR.
  • BUT LOOK WHO WAS AT THE DINNER,
  • SITTING RIGHT AT DONALD TRUMP'S
  • TABLE IN FACT.
  • THAT'S PATRIOT'S OWNER AND
  • MASSAGE ENTHUSIAST, ROBERT
  • KRAFT, WHO --
  • [ APPLAUSE ]
  • -- HE GOT DO GO.
  • HE STILL LOOKS RELAXED.
  • THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME RUB
  • DOWN, REALLY.
  • ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW, SPECIAL
  • COUNSEL ROBERT MUELLER IS
  • SCHEDULED TO TESTIFY IN FRONT OF
  • CONGRESS ABOUT THE PALOOZA.
  • WILLIAM BARR ACCUSED DEMOCRATS
  • OF DOING THIS TO CREATE A PUBLIC
  • SPECTACULAR.
  • TO
  • TO ME, A PUBLIC SPECTACLE IS THE
  • PRESIDENT ORDERING TANKS FOR HIS
  • CELEBRATION.
  • BILL BARR HAS NEVER HANDED A BAG
  • OF CASH TO A PORN STAR, HE'S NOT
  • TRUMP'S PERSONAL LAWYER.
  • HE'S ALSO A BAGPIPER.
  • FOR REAL.
  • HE PLAYS THE BAGPIPES AND PUT ON
  • A LITTLE SHOW AT THE U.S.
  • ATTORNEYS'
  • ♪ ♪
  • [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> Jimmy: SO YOU SEE HE'S
  • ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD WITH TH

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A Federal Appeals Court ruled that Donald Trump cannot block his critics on Twitter. Also, Instagram released a new anti-bullying feature and Attorney General William Barr plays the bagpipes.

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