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this is T-Pose 2.0! (New Emote)

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  • ladies and gentlemen we have a contender
  • for the new most overpowered emote in
  • all of four denied Battle Royale so
  • they've been a few months since we
  • originally got the T pose in every
  • YouTube and completely lost their minds
  • doing nothing but standing still all
  • game literally the easiest day on the
  • job any of us have ever had but today
  • for tonight's just gone and up to the
  • ante by adding the new prickly pose
  • emote this thing is more compact than
  • the T pose you're smaller than the T
  • pose you're in a weirder and more normal
  • shape than the T post long story short
  • you're looking to sit around old game
  • and do absolutely nothing and hope the
  • enemy doesn't see you this is the new go
  • to things so me and fresher about to
  • jump it is some games we're about to use
  • this thing not only to pretend to be
  • cactuses we're gonna pretend to be
  • things in stores we're gonna be hide and
  • left right and center and see if we can
  • actually get a victory royale while
  • we're using guys it's been too long
  • since we've done a meme this dumb sir
  • I'm excited it's look it's so quiet it
  • barely makes any any noise at all it's
  • just like a little bird oh oh my god oh
  • yeah
  • let's get cactuses yeah I love cactus
  • see like I feel like you've gotta stop
  • this meme out by trying it in the desert
  • but I actually reckon that doing that
  • pose in like the shop down there is
  • gonna be way more effective and also
  • have way more people on either side of
  • the chest right here do it oh wait we're
  • not getting guns um there's no time what
  • about killing the paper when we troll
  • them crap I didn't think about that
  • I got attack for you no actually I'll
  • give you the new shorty where's that
  • pressure I'm gonna look towards South
  • you might want to show them your back
  • alright I'll just stare at Elliot is
  • there anyone down there coming - yes he
  • saw me don't worry you stay still stay
  • still say stroke from Jerry's oh yes see
  • me he hasn't seen you that's cuz he saw
  • me moving I moved I was an idiot that's
  • my fault get ready check him out
  • turn around now turn around
  • all right God take him out take me out
  • get it fresh yes son
  • I got you Elliott all right honestly I
  • was the bait they saw me as two dumb
  • cactus and they thought that I was the
  • only one all right do you reckon we get
  • out of here um yeah I guess oh my god no
  • I'm gonna die all right we gotta get a
  • new cactus spine I know who's gonna fall
  • for a damn cactus in this area in the
  • Tilted with me better let's go in the
  • little Park that's genius
  • give it a go right here right here right
  • here this guy right there do you see him
  • this is so sus it's gonna be fine
  • you's need to believe someone's gonna
  • come out of the slipstream and they're
  • gonna see the legendary scar and they're
  • gonna want it use need to believe fresh
  • I'm believing I'm not feeling like
  • you're believing right now I am very
  • believing yes this is how true pros win
  • all their games there's absolutely zero
  • way that anyone is gonna see through
  • this disguise thing is most of the neck
  • circle is in freakin it's not look
  • Sonora is in fact the opposite of our
  • natural habitat so yeah that is really
  • not good I reckon we get that little bit
  • of Luton guys let's go all right where's
  • annex but somewhere in the grass yeah
  • somewhere at the bottom of the hill I
  • reckon let's do a nice loose there's no
  • way people don't fall food tell me if
  • they're on it cuz I can't see it's also
  • a bollard directly above us seen us oh
  • you might have seen us I don't know he's
  • friends up there all they've seen me
  • does it move no we got a bit of green
  • left oh yeah what the hell this is so
  • much people Illya let's get to the
  • little bit of green go go go in a great
  • spot fresh if you believe in the meme
  • the mean will believe in you there's a
  • sniper directly above me right now
  • I'm not moving I don't risk way is that
  • the person in the brick maybe but that
  • person no I swear she should know
  • there's no way she doesn't see us right
  • now oh my god
  • a lot literally doesn't see you
  • we're a cactus in this snow oh my god
  • the sniper the Swiper didn't see me well
  • what's happening good you literally
  • didn't figure it out until he was
  • point-blank dude we gotta go I don't
  • think there's any cactus territory left
  • tomorrow we're gonna play it out trying
  • to raise other that's all right carry on
  • the name yes idiot you got a fresh
  • finish the name oh hell hey see you
  • later the catcher
  • honestly for round one we had multiple
  • successful memes and evicted you cannot
  • get a better sod to a meme than that
  • yeah watch it again oh no all right
  • thought he jumped off hold I'll jump
  • link he just died get out of here get
  • out of here so I call oh my god oh my
  • god he's seen us
  • JZ damnit oh wait you have a trap all
  • this trap yet quickly I do have trap I'm
  • gonna move some looting yeah we go love
  • it beautiful perfect reassume the
  • position come up boys don't shoot unless
  • they shoot at us or unless you literally
  • seem aiming at your head oh my god oh I
  • start until left come on I'll be coming
  • up oh my god come on oh I've been far
  • wait oh Jesus
  • Super Session you should pick a quick
  • he's down he's down it's fine it's fine
  • everything's okay oh my god alright he's
  • gonna die anyway
  • hahaha I reckon she well done oh my god
  • ah come on I didn't see oh come back
  • there Eddie oh hi because we're come
  • back to the Cod oh oh looking right at
  • me God honestly quality run right there
  • that was a good one I got a bitch shield
  • quality Japan love some bait I gotta
  • show you as well
  • I'm gonna get in position getting in
  • position to do not fuck god damn it fish
  • why I'm gonna shoot all right they said
  • either you just saw you
  • it's not it's just the art all right
  • listen up listen up kids and not even a
  • good pretend leave it all it is not epic
  • roleplay everyone at least be better at
  • pretending you're running into the loop
  • Jesus oh oh oh my god he hasn't seen us
  • frozen alright can we get a real person
  • now thank you
  • alright you know what screw that guy
  • back in position I swear to god stream
  • cyphers we okay here oh my god oh my god
  • that way oh there's a fake one but then
  • we had two real ones like back-to-back
  • Jesus alright guys so at this stage you
  • gotta tell that the stream snipers were
  • getting a little bit out of control on
  • freshest side so I decided to go ahead
  • solo and see whether I could do this all
  • by my lonesome no carry no streams
  • tonight better take me to victory only
  • me and a meme alright boys we gotta get
  • back down to the mall it's just me this
  • time
  • we're gonna have to do all the
  • eliminating ourselves can I find a
  • shotty ideally a little bit of bait as
  • well and then we're good to go
  • all right here we go slurp juices down
  • assume the position he's right there hey
  • he's gonna save him any shields right
  • hey bird
  • hey he's gone someone over towards
  • retail is he gonna come for the chest
  • come on pop this guy come another cool
  • buddy this guy coming on a quad holy
  • crap he was right there oh we got
  • another enemy there all right nobody
  • look at me nobody look at me get him
  • boys come on oh Jesus oh this is bad
  • we're gonna get the high ground quickly
  • go go go go go go up up up up up up up
  • up up we actually managed to have him
  • don't slump me that was beautiful right
  • there at ease down see you later Brodie
  • oh my god the cactus name is actually
  • okay I got a trap this time which means
  • we're taking this meme to the next level
  • if that thing out of the way crap on the
  • roof and let's put this bait on the
  • ground all right now assume the position
  • we got the trap we got the bait and the
  • enemy's coming quickly
  • cactus mode oh my god I can see him up
  • there up on the roof he's on the roof he
  • must have seen the big shield he must
  • have seen me and he hasn't figured us
  • out yet boys come down and go for the
  • trap please he has to see the big shot
  • there we go
  • he's coming yes yes oh my god bishop yes
  • and actually what Oh
  • that is the best one we've had Yeti wins
  • free pass to be all right we got to move
  • time to get out of this place I still
  • bad as that is the best success we've
  • had yet man he's got yeah
  • this guy here oh my god oh my god is he
  • gonna see you like cod turn around
  • what's he gonna do can we go for him I
  • gotta go for him we're gonna go for him
  • come on
  • holy crap we actually got it how did he
  • not see Oh what that was incredible that
  • was ten out of ten incredible best one
  • we've had yet by far to chop this down
  • and reassume the position how was he
  • that blind there's still three enemies
  • left I have literally no idea where any
  • of them are oh no the floating platforms
  • in the zone I don't know if there's
  • gonna be any cactus hiding positions
  • left in that area and everyone's got
  • heavy snipers this is bloody terrifying
  • nobody snipe me oh my god we got him
  • there's only one guy left and he's
  • literally directly above us Oh God we're
  • gonna watch op let's go hey bro how you
  • going he's in the tree we're gonna go
  • down here he's in the zone
  • oh my what what he just went down to the
  • store bleep all right honestly for a
  • round where all we did was sit still
  • pretend to be a cactus and get to epic
  • eliminations a big summary Royale is a
  • victory Royale and I will take
  • you that use can be use up be a legend
  • [Music]

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The new Cactus emote is WAY better than T-Pose!
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