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The Not-So-Newlywed Game

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05:51   |   Sep 23, 2015

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  • - We just celebrated our seventh wedding anniversary,
  • so we thought we would see how well we know each other
  • and play the "Not So Newlywed Game."
  • [upbeat music]
  • All right, but first let's meet our competition.
  • Please welcome the hilarious
  • Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone.
  • [upbeat music]
  • [cheers and applause]
  • - This is happening.
  • - So...
  • - What if we don't get any correct?
  • - We might not. - Yeah.
  • - She's already nervous about it.
  • She said, "I don't know how we're--"
  • 'cause we filled all this out separately backstage.
  • How long have you two been together?
  • - It'll be ten years this year. - Yeah.
  • - Married or together? both: Married ten.
  • - Together, what? Like 17? - Yeah.
  • - Oh, so you all have a little bit of time on us.
  • So you should really know each other?
  • - Highly confident. - All right. I can't wait.
  • So, we'll see. tWitch, come on out here.
  • tWitch is gonna host this thing for us.
  • [upbeat music]
  • [laughter]
  • - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
  • - Look at the gold-- - Oh, my God.
  • - Yeah. - Oh, my God.
  • - Wow. - Yeah.
  • - I'm kind of all for it. - Yeah.
  • - I'm all for it. - It's a good look.
  • - I don't know if you should change back.
  • That's a good look. - It's a good look.
  • - That's good. - It's good. Okay.
  • Well, earlier we asked you a series of questions
  • to see how well you know each other.
  • - You're so serious. - So now we're gonna see
  • how well you know each other.
  • - Uh-huh. - Okay, so for every--
  • you get a point for every time your answers match.
  • Y'all ready to play? - We are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • - Excellent, excellent, excellent.
  • Okay. - Okay.
  • Melissa... - Okay.
  • - If Ben could describe you in one word,
  • what would it be?
  • - I said chatty. - Okay.
  • - I said lovely and amazing, but it was cute.
  • all: Aww. [buzzer buzzing]
  • - And then that gets a... [imitates buzzer]
  • [laughter] All right, all right.
  • - Okay, okay. - We'll get it back.
  • We'll get it back. - No problem.
  • - Ben, what word would Melissa use to describe you?
  • - What did I say?
  • Good enough. [laughter]
  • - Kind. - I said kind.
  • [buzzer buzzing] all: Aww.
  • - And still... [imitates buzzer]
  • [laughter]
  • I love "kind" gets a... [imitates buzzer]
  • No, get out.
  • - They just pull you out. Yeah, just...
  • - I think I'll put a harness. - They wheel him back.
  • - Okay, okay, you still in the game.
  • You still in the game. Okay, Portia...
  • - Yeah. - Name a celebrity
  • other than you that Ellen has a crush on.
  • - Easy.
  • - Oh, I knew you were gonna say that.
  • Well, but I was just joking about this the other day.
  • - Uh-oh, uh-oh. - Oh.
  • Aww, man. [buzzer buzzing]
  • - I was gonna say be careful. - Things change.
  • - You know a lot of celebrities. - They change.
  • Ellen, what celebrity does Portia have a crush on?
  • - Oh, this is very easy. - It's so easy. You better--
  • Yes! - Yes.
  • - Yes. Is that--did I-- - Yes, they match.
  • - Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Yeah.
  • - Yes! [bell dings]
  • - Yes. We'll go. - We're doing good.
  • - Okay. - Okay.
  • - He kinds looks like a girl, too.
  • - Okay. [laughter]
  • - Well, and I sa--and I have agreed--anyway, go on.
  • - All right, then. Ready? - Okay.
  • - Ben, what other celebrity
  • does Melissa think you have a crush on?
  • - Uh, it's creepy and it's no longer true,
  • but I think she's gonna say Jennifer Aniston.
  • - Oh. I did and then I switched it.
  • Ah! So I'm what--who? What--
  • Oh, I said creepy. - Oh, that's what you--
  • I was, like, that-- - Creepy and it's no longer--
  • - Tom Hanks? Okay.
  • - Who doesn't love Tom Hanks? That's true.
  • - I do have a crush on him. That's actually really true.
  • - Oh, yeah. - Creepy.
  • - I think your true crush is Tom Hanks.
  • - Yeah, actually I do have a crush on Tom Hanks.
  • - Okay, Ellen... - Yes?
  • - What candy would Portia choose to describe your love life?
  • Starburst, Good 'N Plenty,
  • Hot Tamales, Mounds, or Oh Henry?
  • [laughter]
  • - They would all apply, but--
  • - Well, yeah. - But I'm gonna say Hot Tamale.
  • - Damn it. - Uh-oh, what'd you say?
  • - Oh Henry, Oh Henry. [buzzer buzzing]
  • - I don't even know what that means.
  • - I didn't either, but I just thought it was the funniest one,
  • and you always go for the joke.
  • - Not when I'm competitive, I don't.
  • - I see. - All right.
  • - Okay, Melissa, fill in the blank.
  • Before I was married, I used to blank,
  • but now, I blank.
  • - I said, "Only really hit on gay men,
  • now I married the right one."
  • [laughter] It's true.
  • Really true. What did you say?
  • - I said, "She used to go to dinner late at night,
  • now she goes to dinner at 4:00 p.m."
  • [buzzer buzzing] - Also true, also true.
  • - Also true. - That could apply to me.
  • - Yeah. - I like to eat early.
  • - Okay, Ellen... - Yeah?
  • - Where did you share your first kiss?
  • - Well, this is very easy. - Mm.
  • In the back of a limo. [bell dings]
  • - Aww. - Very nice. Very nice.
  • - That's nice. - Have we gotten any right?
  • - I don't think we've gotten any right.
  • - Okay. - That's okay.
  • - No, you've got zero. - Well, you've got zero,
  • but y'all, you look lovely. - 17 years, guys.
  • - Yes. That is the end of the game.
  • You look lovely, no points, but you're a beautiful couple.
  • Beautiful couple. - Is that the end of the game?
  • Aww, that's sad. All right. - Yes, that's it.
  • - Yep. - Well played, well played.
  • - We did it. Wonderful. - That's it.

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Ellen and Portia challenged the hilarious Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone to see which couple knows each other best!