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The Karate Teen - SNL

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Dec 11, 2016

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  • >> IT'S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE
  • CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST
  • DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF
  • THE WOLF CLAW DOJO. >> FIGHT!
  • >> YA! YA!
  • >> KEEP IT LEGAL. >> SORRY.
  • I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR. YEAH!
  • WOLF CLAW. >> WOLF CLAW.
  • >> YEAH. >> THIS KID IS A VIRGIN.
  • THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE KARATE.
  • YEAH. >> YA, YA, YA!
  • >> CATCH ONLY THE PENNY. >> OKAY.
  • >> MR. JOHNSON, THAT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE.
  • I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE. >> LISTEN TO THE WIND.
  • ♪♪♪ >> I THINK YOU'RE READY.
  • >> I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY'S GIRLFRIEND AFTER
  • THIS. YEAH!
  • >> LOOK AT THIS. JEFFY LAHART BACK ON HIS FEET.
  • I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS BRAVE OR CRAZY.
  • >> BAD MOVE, DWEEB. ♪♪♪
  • >> WHAT'S HE DOING? >> WHAT THE BUTT?
  • YEAH! HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING THIS?
  • >> LISTEN TO THE WIND. >> OH!
  • >> OH, MY GOD. HE PUNCHED JEFFY LA HLAHART OUT
  • HIS PANTS AND THROUGH FOUR WALLS.
  • >> I PUSHED THAT KID THROUGH FOUR WALLS.
  • >> HEY, KNOCKS, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
  • >> YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, DORK? >> NO.
  • >> WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT A WARRIOR IS WHEN A WARRIOR GETS
  • KNOCKED DOWN, HE -- >> YEAH!
  • >> OH, POINT KNOCKS. >> I GOT A THING I GOT TO GET
  • TO. >> WELL, UNLESS JEFFY LAHART CAN
  • GET BACK UP FROM SAILING THROUGH HIS FIFTH WALL AND A CAR DOOR,
  • THIS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER VICTORY FOR WOLF CLAW DOJO.
  • >> WHAT THE HELL? >> OH, MY GOD.
  • HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT HERE? >> WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?
  • YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT YOU LITTLE FART WIPE.

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Jeffy Le'Hart (Mikey Day) faces off against Sammy Knox (John Cena) in the San Fernando Valley Karate Championships.

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