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The Kapil Sharma Show - दी कपिल शर्मा शो - Ep -128 - A Gentleman in Kapil's Show - 19th August, 2017

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  • Whoa!
  • Good evening and welcome to 'The Kapil Sharma Show.'
  • The day isn't a lucky one today.
  • Jacqueline was here, Jacqueline Fernandez.
  • She needed some money.
  • I only had Rs. 10, 000 and she asked for Rs. 8000.
  • Actually, my mood is a little off today.
  • Because Mr. Sidhu is unwell today.
  • Get well soon, Mr. Sidhu, we miss you.
  • But to cheer up my mood
  • we have invited an old friend of ours here.
  • You all know her very well.
  • In the world of laughter, she is known as The Laughter Queen.
  • A man can go crazy after listening to her laugh!
  • With a resounding round of applause
  • please welcome Archana Puran Singh.
  • Whoa!
  • - A huge round of applause
  • for Archana Puran Singh.
  • "You called me"
  • "and I came over running."
  • So sweet!
  • We have been friends for so long.
  • We have done a lot of shows on this very channel.
  • And today, you are here.
  • Looking at you, I feel my uncle is here!
  • No matter if what we said was good or not.. - Yes.
  • ... We used to shoot all night long.
  • And I am delighted to see you here again. - Thank you.
  • Please welcome.
  • The throne is yours today. - Thank you.
  • Okay, let me tell you all
  • Ms. Archana and Sony TV have an old bond. - Yes.
  • The telecast of movie 'Sooryavansham' on Setmax
  • and Archana's presence of SonyTV
  • cannot be stopped by anyone.
  • She can appear on any SonyTV show.
  • Wherever SonyTv shows are shot
  • she goes to check if there's an empty spot.
  • The other day, she entered the sets of 'Indian Idol.'
  • They said, "Ma'am, you can't sit here. Do you how to sing?"
  • She replied, "Does Anu Malik know?"
  • They said, "But he knows how to play an instrument."
  • She said, "Ask my husband Parmeet how well I play!"
  • You have started again, I see!
  • By the way, do you remember all we used to say on the show?
  • Ms. Archana stays in Madh Island.
  • You have to catch a ferry to come across. - Yes.
  • Sometimes, the shooting is too early.
  • But she reaches early even if there is traffic
  • as she takes the ferry.
  • So, once she was on the ferry and the ferry ticket was Rs. 20.
  • She replied that she forgot her purse at home.
  • But she was told she has to purchase the ticket.
  • So, she just jumped into the water and got two fish out.
  • And said, "Here are two fish for Rs. 150, return my change."
  • Your stories from Madh Island are unforgettable. - Yes.
  • Do you remember? Once, this man was on a motor boat.
  • And she was in a row boat with wooden paddles. - Really?
  • She was rowing the boat with one paddle by herself. - Okay.
  • The guy on the motor boat
  • said, "Such a popular actress and is traveling by this boat?"
  • He said that and left but she got enraged.
  • She dropped the paddle, inserted her hands in the water
  • and captured two alligators, used them as propellers
  • and overtook the motor boat.
  • I have learnt a valuable lesson from you, ma'am,
  • No matter how dire the condition
  • laugh whole-heartedly and always stay happy.
  • You-You might know this or might not
  • she is so jovial that when she was born, with due respect
  • she was laughing to such an extent..
  • The people who came to bless her by singing and dancing
  • said they will charge Rs. 11, 000.
  • Her parents said, "You charge Rs. 1 Lakh, just take her away!
  • I'am so happy to see you, ma'am. - Thank you.
  • I love you so much. - I love you too.
  • Ms. Archana, since you are here today
  • we have invited a handsome guest for you.
  • Today's guest on the show
  • is a gentleman, who is good-looking, amiable and risky.
  • Please welcome the very handsome Sidharth Malhotra
  • and the very beautiful and the very talented
  • and my second true love and almost my wife
  • Jacqueline Fernandez.
  • Okay!
  • Thank you so much, thanks a lot!
  • Thank you so much for so much love. - You were amazing.
  • You were amazing, Kapil! - Hey! - Yes!
  • You danced wonderfully, my goodness! - Yes. - You did?
  • I made the dance look lively!
  • Let's have a huge round of applause for Jacqueline
  • and Sidharth Malhotra.
  • What's up?
  • Welcome to both of you, Sidharth and Jacqueline.
  • Thank you. - Hug me, both of you.
  • You go first, Jacqueline.
  • Welcome.. - Yes! Thank you.
  • So, this beautiful couple's movie is releasing
  • it's called 'A Gentleman.' - Yes.
  • Good-looking, amiable and risky. - Absolutely.
  • And this man has hit the jackpot by the grace of God.
  • He is romancing Jacqueline in the movie
  • and that too, in a double role.
  • And I get to meet her every 3-4 months
  • only for a few seconds when her movie up for release
  • and we have to suffice with this for the entire year.
  • So, actually, I am the gentleman.
  • But she also makes the lead actor work too hard
  • at the action sequences and dance numbers.
  • Being good-looking and amiable isn't enough for her. - Okay.
  • She wants a little extra. - Extra!
  • Actually, Sidharth, I wanted to know. - Yes.
  • How can a good-looking and amiable guy.. - Yes.
  • ... Be risky? - Why not? After a few shots of whisky!
  • So, when we watch the preview of 'A Gentleman' - Right.
  • what does it disclose? I will tell you.
  • This beautiful girl here doesn't
  • want a good-looking, amiable man
  • Correct. - Who works in a 9-5 job.
  • Do you know? I also don't work a 9-5 job.
  • I work from 9-10, that too, I missed some.
  • Why did you have it confess your love to me in riddles?
  • Actually, Kapil, we are a married couple. - Hey!
  • When did this happen? - We got married.
  • When? - Next year. I mean, last year!
  • If you would have gotten married last year
  • something would have happened by next year!
  • All that is forgotten!
  • You have forgotten me after marriage. - I forgot it all.
  • Okay, Jacqueline's birthday is on the 11th of August.
  • Happy birthday. - Thank you.
  • Belated happy birthday. - Thank you.
  • Okay, that's enough! It's done. - No, actually..
  • it's belated, so the embrace has to be longer. - Right!
  • So, 11th of August in numerology is the number 2.
  • And my birthday is on the 2nd of April.
  • That's also 2.
  • "Two and Two is Four.."
  • Do you know what that means? - No.
  • Do you know the multiplication tables?
  • Two.. - Four. - Two times, yes, four. - Six.
  • 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. - Yes.
  • How you sing? Because our math is too weak
  • so, we memorise the tune. - Oh!
  • "Two times two is four.." - Oh!
  • "Two times four is eight." Like that.
  • Is this not how you memorise them?
  • No. - You belong to educated homes.
  • You have breakfast with butter to sharpen your brain.
  • Our brain doesn't work as we have leafy vegetables.
  • Sidharth, that's how it's done in North India. - Indeed.
  • How did you memorise math tables in Delhi?
  • In the same way. B-But we used to say in English too.
  • Show me how, I am very curious to know.
  • "Two times two.." - You go, why should I?
  • "Two times two is four." - Yes.
  • Four times four is? - "Four times two is four!"
  • Four? - What four! I mean..
  • If kids hear me recite the table
  • my dignity will be ruined. - Yes.
  • I have an itchy hand.
  • But last year, I went to my school
  • and my math teacher was there, waiting for me.
  • I felt very happy.
  • Come. - Come.
  • Okay, Sidharth here considers
  • Karan Johar as his mentor.
  • Karan is the one who launched him.
  • So, before signing a movie, he takes Karan's advice.
  • But when Karan did 'Bombay Velvet'
  • did he discuss it with you?
  • I think he didn't consult anyone!
  • Even after doing the movie, he isn't discussing it.
  • I asked him about it.
  • He said he started detesting it so much
  • that he removed the velvet from his couch as well. - Off!
  • I was like really?
  • I don't know if this is a rumour or the truth, Jacqueline.
  • Yes? - Are you married?
  • I received this email..
  • 'Dear Jacqueline Sharma.'
  • Jacqueline Sharma! - Jacqueline Sharma?
  • 'I wanted to address you as Fernandez'
  • 'but I don't know the spelling.'
  • 'Dear, since you have married my son'
  • 'all the people are wondering when you will arrive here.'
  • 'Dear, you sometimes go to Sri Lanka'
  • 'sometimes to America, sometimes for your shooting.'
  • 'When will you come to Amritsar?'
  • 'In case you have forgotten'
  • 'I am sending a photograph as proof.'
  • Where is the photograph she sent? Please, show it.
  • Hey..
  • That's you! - Married and all!
  • Oh, that's my mother!
  • "Mother.. Dear mother."
  • People keep harassing mom about her daughter-in-law.
  • She is unable to bear this torture.
  • She is in hiding.
  • She is unable to go to Amritsar
  • or come to Mumbai. - I'm extremely busy, sorry.
  • She found some relatives in Panipat and is hiding there.
  • But mom..
  • Jacqueline remembers
  • that we are married. - Yes, a married couple.
  • It might be fake but it's fun to think about it.
  • Okay, this is all fun and games.
  • But in real life, if Jacqueline happens to marry me.. - Yes.
  • We won't get our marriage certificate done in my city.
  • But why? - Because they can't spell
  • her name..
  • Fernandez?
  • That's your surname.
  • They won't be able to write 'Jacqueline'!
  • Jacqueline, has anybody given you a nickname
  • apart from 'Jacky'?
  • She had a nickname when she was a kid.
  • She used to feel happy to hear that.
  • And, what is that?
  • Hyena.
  • Hyena?
  • They used to tease her with this name
  • because she used to laugh like one.
  • She would laugh even more after hearing her nickname.
  • Let's try that now. Hyena.. - Hyena.
  • Like this.. - That's cute! - It's one of its kind.
  • This can get a lot more loud!
  • If I don't think of good jokes.. I will just..
  • Hyena.
  • Sidharth, you have done the entire movie with her. - Yes..
  • Being an Indian, did you ask her which part of Sri Lanka
  • produces such beautiful women?
  • What special coconut does she eat?
  • and does she face problems like we do?
  • Have you ever heard of furuncles?
  • Oh, God! Kapil! - Really..
  • I'm just..
  • What is that?
  • Furuncle.. I mean..
  • You get infection.. - Okay.
  • And it leaves a painful swelling there..
  • Haven't you really heard of it?
  • Never.
  • You get infection... And what happens then?
  • He's talking about boils.. - It's a kind of infection.
  • Are you sure you have never heard of it?
  • No? That's so beautiful!
  • Have you heard of unhealthy belches?
  • But how are they connected to Sri Lanka?
  • No, I know that there is no connection between them.
  • Listen.. Just because you are a beautiful superstar..
  • Have you faced these kind of problems?
  • Oh! I got you.
  • Belches.. - I don't know about the other one you said..
  • No, this is something very intense..
  • I mean..
  • Sour..
  • How do I tell her what belch is..
  • Burp.. - Burp?
  • I can burp. - Show him.
  • So beautiful!
  • It is something like picturising romance..
  • Can you do that?
  • What? Do you think that's how Indians burp?
  • Right.. - We have many kinds of people here.
  • Every state has its unique style of burping.
  • The style of South Indians is different from the style
  • of those in Punjab..
  • And again, Rajasthan has its own style..
  • When they burp, they spit out sand..
  • Trust me..
  • But she is sensitive.
  • Even if she feels like sneezing..
  • She won't let anyone know it even in a conference.
  • Have you ever seen Ms. Archana sneezing?
  • She can't just sneeze like any normal person.
  • Let me show you. - Oh!
  • Ms. Archana
  • I want to tell you something about Sidharth. - Go ahead.
  • He is a very clever guy.
  • The songs of his last two movies were super hit.
  • "That beautiful girl took away my heart.."
  • Okay? And what was the other one?
  • It's 'Kaala Chashma..' - 'Kaala Chashma..'
  • So, Badshah's rap in both of those songs was very good.
  • They danced on it very well.
  • He learned all of those now.
  • He's now doing everything on his own.
  • Yes!
  • Wow! - 'Bandook Meri Laila'.
  • He is playing a double role and doing rap too.
  • I fear that in his next film
  • he will even play the role of Jacqueline.
  • Actually, we didn't get any rapper.. So..
  • Ms. Archana, Jacky's English is very fluent.
  • And she is working in India for so many years now.
  • The chemistry between you two is very good, isn't it?
  • Yes, it is.
  • Then you have to ask these questions to her. - Okay.
  • You shouldn't show this to her.
  • These words are in English.
  • She has to translate them in Hindi.
  • Now that you are an Indian girl..
  • You are married to a Punjabi boy.
  • Jacqueline Sharma.
  • It's very easy. Here's goes the first one..
  • Red chilli.
  • That's called 'Laal Mirchi'.
  • Wow!
  • It sounds like my Hindi test.
  • I feel like I'm in my tuition classes.
  • Turmeric.
  • Haldi.
  • That's nice! Very nice!
  • Cinnamon.
  • Hold on..
  • Is it 'Cheeni'?
  • You are close..
  • 'Dal cheeni'? - Yes! - Very nice! - Yes.
  • Go, girl!
  • I've tasted 'Kaju Curry' prepared by Jacky.
  • It was really tasty. - But when?
  • Do you remember that Farah's show?
  • Yes.
  • 'Kaju Curry'.. - Yes, it was so tasty..
  • It's a Sri Lankan dish. - These rich people make these.
  • We make ordinary Pakora curry. - I made it myself.
  • We make onion Pakoras.
  • You know Pakora curry? - She's ready.
  • Which one? - Pakora curry.
  • Pakora, No. - No.. Curry.. - You know Pakora?
  • Bread with Pakoras in it. - Yes.
  • Pakora Onion.. - Frying. Yes.
  • Take a big knife. Cut it very fast.. - Okay.
  • And then, slice it again from the other side.
  • Take some gram flour.. - Yes. - Chilli powder.. - Yes.
  • Salt.. - Yes. - Take a frying pan.
  • Take lots of oil. - Lots of oil..
  • Put them.. They'll start splattering..
  • And..
  • They will start splattering. - Splattering..
  • Okay. Then.. Then..
  • He's boiling. - Okay. - He's boiling? - Boiling..
  • He's cursing.
  • He's abusing. - Angry. - Why?
  • And finally, he's dead!
  • Because he became red.
  • Then, take out one first. Then, all of them, one by one.
  • And then, take some gram flour again. Mix it with water.
  • You'll have to mix it with your hand.
  • And then, wipe your hand. The Pakoras in them..
  • As if you make them every day! - Put them
  • in the frying pan again. - Okay.
  • Again, it's boiling.
  • Then, serve them. Five siblings fight to get two Pakoras each.
  • This is our story. - That was some story!
  • That's the only curry we know. - Oh!
  • And look at these rich people. Cashew curry. - Yes.
  • I got to know what cashew are quite late.
  • The cashew nuts. - Introduce.. - Yes.
  • Hello, this is Kapil. This is a cashew nut.
  • So, what did you use to have earlier?
  • Peanuts. - Rotis with Dal.
  • Rotis with Dal? - Yes. I took my mom
  • to KBC once. So, I was playing KBC with Mr. Bachchan.
  • We were chit-chatting.
  • Mr. Bachchan saw my mom. And he asked mom
  • about what all she'd eaten that I became like this.
  • And mom said, she had just Dal and 'Phulkas'.
  • So sweet.. - 'Dal-Phulka' is actually, Rotis with Dal.
  • Rotis with Dal.. - You're going to kill me today
  • by talking only about the food. I'm so hungry.
  • I think you may have kept a bowl under your table..
  • I wish. It's not there.
  • Why do you think her table is covered like that?
  • Do we have that? We do have a table here
  • but it is not covered.. - Yes..
  • She keeps a bowl and a stove under the table.
  • There's a small cylinder too. Like, when she laughs out loud
  • I just told you about our rice and curry, right?
  • So, she will laugh out loudly
  • and take out the rice from the vessel..
  • Oh..
  • She will have half the amount in one go!
  • But she's so sweet. I love you, Ms. Archana.
  • Grandpa! Grandpa..
  • Oh! - Welcome..
  • Grandpa!
  • Hi Sidharth, Jacqueline! - Hi. - How are you?
  • Good! - Hi.. Good..
  • I've never seen a person greet anyone like this.
  • Like this!
  • Greet people normally, like this..
  • Who greets people with that expression?
  • Can't you say anything on the face?
  • Do you want me to? - Yes.
  • Get lost from here!
  • I won't leave like that!
  • I'll leave with a procession.
  • Say it directly that you want to marry an orchestra guy.
  • That tabla artist has a huge crush on you.
  • Kapil..
  • He gives his tabla a hard hit whenever you arrive.
  • Look at that. Do it again!
  • That's like it! - I see.
  • Kapil! - Yes?
  • I've been unable to find grandpa since morning.
  • Do it! - And on top of that..
  • Hey, stop it now..
  • Grandpa is nowhere to be seen since morning.
  • Have you seen my grandpa, Jacqueline?
  • No, I haven't. Sorry.
  • Even her grandma never saw him.
  • She has run away on the very first day!
  • No.. - Why do you expect her to see him?
  • He had been out for a walk and he hasn't returned yet!
  • Go to the kitchen. If you don't find a big bowl there
  • assume that he's gone out to have lunch.
  • Look, don't talk nonsense about my grandpa.
  • He's a thorough gentleman.
  • He's not a thorough gentleman, but a dental man.
  • His teeth are in such a sorry state.
  • The doctor opined that he had to uproot the decaying teeth.
  • and he told the doctor that he had nurtured them well
  • and he cannot let go of them so easily.
  • She is just pretending here.
  • There is one Pani Puri vendor there.. - Yes..
  • She urges him to serve him the Pani Puris
  • without wearing gloves as they taste better like that.
  • You just want to insult me here, right?
  • I was chit-chatting with them. You disturbed us.
  • I am quite an impressive girl. What's your problem?
  • No, you have caught a cold. You were coughing so loudly
  • last night that I couldn't sleep.
  • All right then, you give me the medicine.
  • Wow!
  • It's available only in Agra.
  • Please get some for me when you go there.
  • She is closely related to Agra. - I see.. - That's what..
  • Sarla, I love you.
  • For how long.. For how long will I have to tolerate him?
  • I just want a gentleman now..
  • Oh! - What are your intentions, Sarla Gulati? - Sarla?
  • I intend to become Sarla Malhotra
  • from Sarla Gulati.
  • I see..
  • How do you intend to do that?
  • Is your mother getting married again?
  • Excuse me!
  • My mom is happy as she is.
  • But I am destined to be a Malhotra.
  • I see! - No, it must be your ailment.. You..
  • Archana ma'am, now that you are here
  • let me tell you.. - No.. - Let's see here.. - There he goes..
  • she wears nice dresses here
  • and yet, she keeps taunting me and keeps fighting with me.
  • She was fine over there, right?
  • In Comedy Circus?
  • She used to wear a crown and don a moustache
  • and used to appear like 'Ravan'.
  • Here, we provide heels and beautiful dresses.
  • Did you feel good by donning a moustache, back there?
  • What?
  • What is wrong with you, today?
  • I will speak the truth, today.
  • I have to search for grandpa.
  • Or else, I would give you a befitting reply.
  • Sidharth and Jacqueline, I'll go and fine grandpa.
  • I don't know his whereabouts.
  • I'll see you later.
  • Look at her gesture..
  • Normally it is like, I'll meet you later.
  • She cannot stop herself from doing it.
  • I'll take your leave.
  • In this manner..
  • First, I'll go and search for grandpa.
  • Mr. Kapil Sharma, I'll see the end of you.
  • This would continue..
  • Sidharth, I have heard that you have struggled a lot
  • after coming to Mumbai. - Yes.
  • Three of you used to stay at one room.
  • Yes, when I had come to Mumbai I used to share
  • my apartment with people.
  • So there was a one bedroom apartment.
  • Okay.
  • And three of us used to stay in it.
  • Okay.
  • So we had divided the bedroom into three parts.
  • I used to stay in one section and the other two sections
  • were occupied by two other boys.
  • For several months, there were no curtains
  • inside that room.
  • My friends had a huge painting in their room
  • I used to keep it there. - Okay.
  • And when there used to be a special female friend..
  • Yes..
  • They used to hide the painting as soon as possible.
  • All right.
  • I did not have a curtain or anything for cover so..
  • So was this a struggle or was it fun?
  • He also plays a lot of games.
  • Sidharth plays basketball, tennis and rugby.
  • Jacqueline has a penchant for horse riding.
  • She has joined a club.
  • Yes.
  • Horse riding. - She is into horse riding.
  • All these games require prior investment.
  • Have you ever tried, bird-fly away?
  • Crow-fly away? - Yes.
  • Because there is no investment.
  • And neither there is a bird or a crow.
  • Just like, cockroach-fly away.
  • Yes. Yes. Yes. Do you wish to play?
  • Yes. - Okay.
  • The one who loses, will have to dance.
  • Okay.
  • All right. - Yes!
  • Ready? Keep it here. - Accepted.
  • Bird, fly away. Crow, fly away.
  • Donkey, fly away.
  • What is that?
  • Can one see donkeys flying in Sri lanka?
  • Donkey!
  • She got confused.
  • Say it in English. - Okay. Okay.
  • Sparrow, fly away.
  • Crow, fly away.
  • Donkey, fly away.
  • Donkey?
  • Donkeys don't fly.
  • Well, he lifted his leg.
  • There is some problem. - Yes?
  • I don't know the names of too many animals in English.
  • Does anybody in the audience know to play this game?
  • Say it, fast! Who is it?
  • Stand up. Are you not ashamed of yourself?
  • Even after growing up, you play such games.
  • Do you know the names of animals and birds?
  • Yes, ma'am. I know. - What is your name?
  • Kuldeep. - There is no bird by that name.
  • Come here.
  • Sit with us. - Come.. - Yes.
  • Crow, fly away.
  • Cock, fly away.
  • Mosquito, fly away.
  • Kite, fly away.
  • Goat, fly away.
  • No! No!
  • I was saying..
  • I was saying..
  • Did you made the cock, fly?
  • Yes, we did. - When did you do that?
  • I have done that a lot.
  • I was about to say that if you get it wrong..
  • And within that time, he said that.
  • Kapil! Kapil, the goat..
  • Did the goat fly?
  • Okay. What do you want me to do?
  • Pole dancing.
  • Jacqueline has done pole dancing to this song
  • called 'Chandralekha' in the picture.
  • Jacqueline has done it really well. - Yes.
  • Someone get a pole.
  • Yay!
  • You made the goat fly, right?
  • Come here. Come here.
  • Come here and dance.
  • Wow! He is very good.
  • I was bad. But you were worse.
  • What kind of dance is this?
  • You were looking like a guard.
  • Someone has come in the society.
  • Very good. - Pal, you trapped me.
  • Very good.
  • Make sure you don't fly goats, from next time.
  • Thank you, Kuldeep. - Thank you..
  • Thank you.
  • Yo, Bro!
  • Wow! - Come on!
  • Wow! What's up?
  • How are you?
  • Hey!
  • What? What do you want?
  • Sit down! Sit down!
  • Baccha, why are you wearing this suit?
  • I will wear it. Why will I not wear it?
  • I have got all decked up.
  • From where did you get this tie?
  • My uncle has come from the village.
  • The tie has also come along with him.
  • Oh, my! - She wished to see Bombay
  • and hence, I have brought her for sight-seeing in Bombay.
  • Tie, roam around! Roam around, Tie.
  • That was just a joke.
  • The thing is I keep cracking jokes.
  • In reality, there was a match between India and Australia
  • a few days back.
  • It was a tie.
  • So I brought a tie from there.
  • Ms. Jacqueline, I feel like shaking hands with you.
  • Don't do it at any cost. Don't do it.
  • He is touching you using the hands
  • with which he cleans the poop of his buffalo.
  • Show me a buffalo who produces 'Palak Paneer'.
  • You are correct. - What are you going to do here, today?
  • I have got ready.
  • Because I have to go give an interview.
  • Oh.. - Wow!
  • Go. Why have you come here?
  • I don't have an interview.
  • What should I give.. - What to give..
  • I came to know that you take interviews
  • while you all give interviews.
  • If you have an extra interview then give it to me.
  • Is this an interview or a sweet, to give and take?
  • Interview is nothing these days.
  • Nowadays people gives and takes kisses.
  • What are you saying? Who takes and gives kiss?
  • Mr. Sid is here.
  • He stole a kiss from Aliya in the last movie
  • and gave it back to Jacqueline in this one.
  • However, I lack experience, sir.
  • Doesn't people go for interviews?
  • Yes.
  • What is needed to be said?
  • I have no idea. Will you teach me
  • how to appear for an interview?
  • Have your brought your bio-data?
  • I keep my bio-data in my pocket, sir.
  • Is it? - Yes.
  • Yes. Ask me.
  • What is your name?
  • Archana Puran Singh.
  • It's written Baccha, in here.
  • When you know to read why do you ask such nonsense?
  • Oh! It's an interview.
  • What a man?
  • What is your weakness?
  • No, I don't have any weakness.
  • However, my uncle has some weakness.
  • He has trouble in kneeling down.
  • He has got weak knee bones.
  • His knees are weak that's why he has trouble
  • in kneeling down.
  • Well said.
  • Sir, you are wastage.
  • Baccha, your dairy business is flourishing.
  • Why do you want to stop it?
  • The thing is, sir. I have a farm.
  • However, the job is very monotonous.
  • All my buffaloes are bored
  • of seeing my face everyday.
  • Yes.
  • Everytime I go in there, they turn their faces away
  • and says, No..
  • So, I want to try something new in life.
  • I am thinking of reshaping this nation.
  • How would you change it?
  • Listen, firstly, I am thinking
  • of bringing change to the manufacturing industry.
  • Sir, you must have seen that when you manufacture Jalebi
  • Yes.. - Jalebi..
  • You keep coiling it up like round..
  • It is very monotonous.
  • Everyone makes the same thing.
  • No one uses their creativity.
  • I will change the shape.
  • I will make the Jalebis straight.
  • Wow!
  • Then people will say, 'Look, what a simple Jalebi.'
  • 'Wed it to Laddoo.'
  • Something of this sort would happen.
  • I will connect an egg to a 4G network in order
  • to increase it's speed in making an omelette.
  • I will tell you why is it so.
  • A hen lays egg on time but then why is an 'om-late'?
  • 'Om-late!' - 'Om-late.'
  • It has to go faster.
  • I have got another plan. - Okay.
  • Well! Our cars run on petrol. - Yes.
  • I am already half way through a plan
  • in order to run cars without petrol.
  • What is it? - What's the plan?
  • I will construct bridges in the city.
  • All the bridges will be designed like this..
  • The cars will go like this..
  • There won't be a need of petrol.
  • If the cars goes this way and how will they go up?
  • You do know that my plan is still half?
  • Half plan!
  • Why should I take up all the responsibilities?
  • Construct the rest of the plan yourself.
  • Think higher.
  • If that's not possible, then nothing is possible.
  • Things such as these will continue.
  • I am thinking of climbing the Mount Everest.
  • What will you do climbing it?
  • I will climb down from the other side.
  • I don't have to fry 'Papads' over there.
  • What to do? Time pass.
  • However, there was an instance in your film
  • which I watched.
  • You said that you like boys who take risks.
  • There is no such man in this world other than me
  • who take take risks. - Why?
  • Yesterday, I ate a banana.
  • What's the risk in that?
  • Try snatching a banana from the hands of a monkey.
  • It will jump and slap you so hard
  • that it's future will be stamped on your cheeks.
  • Then you will know.
  • However, Ms. Jacqueline, if you agree, I should say
  • both of us should circumambulate the fire
  • for seven times.
  • Baccha, that's too much.
  • Well! Let's lessen it. Circumambulate for four time.
  • Siddharth, the actions which you've done in the film..
  • Yes..
  • You can do it here too.
  • What's the need for some action?
  • Instead some dance steps..
  • Yes..
  • Would you like to teach me some?
  • Do you want to learn 'Chandralekha', the new song?
  • Okay.. - Oh..
  • Oh.. Like this..
  • Oh, I enjoyed it. Thank you.
  • Yes, Bro..
  • Cheers.. - Thank you very much.
  • You danced really well.. - Baccha..
  • Baccha, how can you leave like this?
  • You have to crack a joke.
  • Jokes.. I roam around with a jar full of jokes.
  • I always keep it ready.
  • So, my joke is ready.
  • Why does a dog wriggle it's tail?
  • It is because..
  • Wouldn't it be weird if a tail wriggle it's dog?
  • I didn't understand.
  • Crack it to her in English. - Yes.
  • A dog. - Yes. - Wags tail. - Yes.
  • why does a dog wriggle it's tail?
  • Why does it wriggle?
  • Wouldn't it be weird if a tail wriggle it's dog?
  • It will be weird.
  • Yes, it will be funny.
  • I got you. - It will be funny.
  • Well! Applause. Thank you very much.
  • Thank you. - It was a pleasure
  • meeting you all.
  • Thank you.
  • It was nice to meet you. We will meet again. Cheers.
  • Cheers.. - Yes..
  • Yes.. - See you later..
  • She is hot.
  • Thank you.
  • Grandpa. - Yes.
  • You have started this as well?
  • Yes, you can come and watch me sometime.
  • He hurls questions even before a man enters.
  • He doesn't let me talk.
  • Oh, Lord! Stop me for sometime.
  • How are you? - Sir, I am good..
  • Hi.. - How are you? - Mr. Kapil.
  • Come, sit here.. - No, it's okay..
  • How are you?
  • Are you feeling cold? You've wrapped a muffler?
  • No, I'm fine.. Hello, Jackie! - Hello!
  • Hello, Fernandes! - Hello!
  • How are you?
  • I heard that song of yours - Which one?
  • 'Get me a pair of golden earrings'.
  • I got it for you.
  • Oh..
  • Thank you.. - Sit properly.
  • You can dance.. - Sit here.
  • Okay, sit..
  • Whenever you need any help.. Regarding your songs..
  • Whenever you need help don't hesitate to call me.
  • I can get anything for you.
  • Grandpa, Ms. Sarla is searching for you.
  • Where are you coming from?
  • Are you not feeling cold?
  • I will tie it tightly, you might be feeling cold.
  • Where are you coming from?
  • Remove it. Or else.. - Is it?
  • I will.. Actually..
  • I hope your neck doesn't fall down.
  • You stay here. I am fine.
  • I am fine.
  • Jacqueline, this is..
  • I told you about this grandpa.
  • He will disturb you for not more than two to three minutes.
  • He will exit after this.
  • Is it? What do you mean?
  • Who are you to tell Jacqueline about me?
  • It sounds like someone else is telling Archana
  • which razor is good.
  • Grandpa, you know about Ms. Archana right?
  • I know she is always moody and when she comes in a car
  • she throws attitude at us.
  • But.. But..
  • W-We're college friends.
  • Hi, Archana! - Hello!
  • We both are friends anyway.
  • I recollected looking at the photo. - You don't seem..
  • Jacqueline, I am meeting you after a very long time.
  • The first time I saw you, Sri Lanka was this small.
  • It's not Sri Lanka which would be small.
  • But it is Jacqueline who would be small.
  • She was this small.
  • You just shut up.
  • I have seen in a map. It is this small.
  • It is this small.
  • It is small. - Small?
  • It is very tiny.
  • Grandpa, talk to her with some respect.
  • Jacqueline knows Judo.
  • I know Ludo.
  • What is the big deal in it?
  • There is a difference between Judo and Ludo. Do you know that?
  • What difference does it make?
  • Though you are a professional at playing Ludo.
  • You have to come back when snake bites you at 99th position.
  • Did you get it?
  • Nonsense!
  • I am sorry.
  • I'm sorry, if you don't mind I'm feeling pressurised.
  • Oh, God!
  • I will make a move. - Yes, mister.
  • Good luck for your movie. - Yes..
  • I will be right back. - Thank you.
  • Thank you. - Okay, bye.
  • Bye. - Bye!
  • Bye. - Bye!
  • There are so many of our friends here.
  • They have few questions to ask you.
  • Who is going to ask the first question?
  • Hi, Kapil sir. - Hello!
  • Hi, Jacqueline ma'am. - Hello!
  • Hi, Siddharth sir. - Hello!
  • I have a question for Jacqueline ma'am.
  • You ask first, then we shall talk about it.
  • I will call the police if you say anything to her.
  • I have seen your promos on TV recently.
  • I've noticed that you have and eye for risky boys.
  • I wanted to say that I am risky too.
  • Wow! Okay!
  • What do you want to say?
  • You might not know, I travel in trains
  • without a ticket.
  • Oh! That's very risky.
  • What an achievement!
  • Leave that aside.
  • I ride bikes, with my both hands in the air.
  • That makes you a crazy man.
  • How is it risky?
  • If you say, I can climb mountains too.
  • Mountains!
  • Why does she want you to climb?
  • Because she like risky boys.
  • Yes, so what do you want?
  • Don't answer.
  • Oh!
  • What can you do for Jacqueline standing there in this moment?
  • I don't know about the later part..
  • I can dance with her.
  • I can do that too.
  • This is not something to enjoy.
  • Can you jump from there? - From where?
  • I can do it. I can do it.
  • You can do it? - Hey, no..
  • Are you sure?
  • It is not called jumping, it's called falling down.
  • It's not even considered as falling down.
  • It is considered as killing yourself.
  • Please come.
  • What is your name? - Sujith!
  • Sujith!
  • Sujith, the winning moment is when you fall down.
  • Sujith!
  • Sujith!
  • Sujith, seriously? - Don't do it.
  • Forget about falling down, ma'am is right here.
  • Do something else to impress her.
  • Frog jumping! - Frog jumping!
  • Frog jumping with Kapil.
  • You have to sit like this and imagine that
  • you are sitting on a chair.
  • Fine?
  • Not like that..
  • Don't bend too much.
  • You have to sit like this.
  • Like a squat.
  • Yes!
  • Stay there.
  • Sit down. Sit down.
  • There is no need of music.
  • You keep sitting.
  • Is there anyone else here?
  • No, why did you stand?
  • You keep sitting there.
  • Go a bit more low.
  • Oh, God! - This is fine.
  • You sit here while I talk to audience.
  • First.. Do it..
  • From there.. Do this..
  • You have to sit and do it. - He did it.. - Bend lower.
  • Impressed! Impressed!
  • I am impressed. I am impressed a lot.
  • Fine, do this.
  • This is very easy. Even kids can do it.
  • Do this and show it.
  • I'm asking you to do simpler things than jumping.
  • You have to do it quickly.
  • Like this. Fine?
  • You are so sweet. Thank you, Srijith.
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you. Thank you. You are very risky.
  • Thank you, Srijith.
  • Is there anyone else?
  • Yes, please.
  • Siddharth sir, I'm a very huge fan of yours.
  • Sir, black spectacles suit you more.
  • But my friends say that it suits me as well.
  • So, can I dance with you sir? Please.
  • Even my friends say that black suits me.
  • You do it too.
  • Did you bring the black shades? - Yes.
  • Oh! - You have brought two.
  • Oh!
  • The black shades suits you a lot.
  • This mic suits me a lot. Give it to me.
  • Thank you.
  • 'Black glasses looks nice on you.'
  • 'Looks nice on your white face.'
  • 'Black glasses looks nice on you.'
  • 'Looks nice on your white face.'
  • 'When you walk on roads.'
  • 'Baby you put boys hearts on fire.'
  • 'And when you see us.'
  • 'You show fake tantrums, you liar.' - Liar!
  • 'Black glasses looks nice on your white face.'
  • 'As the black moles look nice on your chin.'
  • 'With your style you must kill.'
  • 'At least ten to twelve boys in a day.'
  • 'There are many like you.'
  • 'There can't be anyone like me.'
  • 'There are many like you.'
  • 'You are rural.'
  • 'I am beautiful than Katrina.'
  • 'I'm fed up of listening to your whines.'
  • 'I'm fed up of listening to your whines.'
  • 'Black glasses suit me.'
  • Oh, my! - Black glasses..
  • Thank you, Meenal. Please come.
  • Thank you, Meenal. See you.
  • Thank you. Bye!
  • Superb! You've danced very well.
  • Is there anyone else?
  • Yes!
  • Yes, Mounika.
  • Why are you laughing?
  • Is Mounika not your name? - No, Sir.
  • I am Jayshree. - Hail Lord.
  • Hi, Siddharth sir. - Hello!
  • Hi, Jacqueline ma'am. - Hello!
  • I am a big fan of yours.
  • And I am coming from Gujarat.
  • I was just listening to the most popular song of yours.
  • 'Chitiyan Kaliyan'
  • I have written a smaller version of the song in Gujarati.
  • Just for you. - Wow!
  • How? How?
  • Please sing it. - Love you, Jayshree.
  • Most welcome, ma'am.
  • This is for you.
  • Thank you, Jayshree. - Thank you.
  • Thank you so much.
  • Beautiful voice! And you are so cute.
  • The rhyming was messed up in the end, right.
  • Your white wrists.. It belongs to you..
  • Let's go for a movie. It's a request.
  • I will request.
  • Thank you, Mounika.
  • Thank you, Jayshree.
  • Thank you so much, sir.
  • Thank you so much for coming. - Thank you.
  • God bless!
  • He has used a gun lot of times in his movies.
  • To check his target test, we have called a volunteer.
  • You have to throw the rings.
  • The rings are actually quite bigger.
  • Jacqueline, you both have to try.
  • One by one.
  • This area is yours. This area belongs to Siddharth.
  • What will I get if I throw it here?
  • He is your man.
  • Okay! - Keep some distance. Distance!
  • From here, Jacqueline.
  • Come, Jacqueline.
  • This.. This is your mark.
  • Okay, ready? Ready?
  • Let's go.. Whoever gets..
  • Green is yours and red is his.
  • Ready!
  • Oh, no!
  • Hold it tight. Hold it tight.
  • Wow!
  • Yes! Wow!
  • Both of their scores are balanced.
  • One more. One more.
  • Take your time.
  • I couldn't figure out who threw the most rings.
  • Is it a tie? - It's a tie.
  • I won. - It's a tie.
  • Now you can go to washroom.
  • So, the match is tied between these both.
  • The gentleman movie will be shown on this screen.
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you so much.
  • Siddharth and Jacqueline, the audience who came here
  • we shall gift everyone a beautiful mobile phone.
  • Wow!
  • You have to decide who entertained you the most
  • or whom you thought is fun.
  • Our audience can also decide.
  • Who is it?
  • The whole dance. - Whole dance.
  • Whole dance.
  • The first one who came..
  • That means I will keep the gift.
  • Are you sure? - Yes.
  • They should show us one more dance.
  • Sujith was also good.
  • Sujith!
  • Which song?
  • Which song will you dance on?
  • Nobody is there..
  • You have three options.
  • Jacqueline. - Yes. - This is for your fan.
  • He has danced a lot. His shirt came off.
  • His pant went below the waist. - That's when
  • you express yourself while dancing.
  • He..
  • Congratulations.
  • A big hand for Sidharth and Jacqueline.
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you so much..
  • Best wishes to both of you.
  • All the very best
  • for all your future projects.
  • Thank you..
  • Can we just say bye.. - Keep smiling..
  • Keep watching The Kapil Sharma Show.
  • Thank you so much to all of you.
  • Thank you so much for coming. Thank you..

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Sit back and enjoy tonight's episode of The Kapil Sharma Show. The guests on tonight's show are the star cast of the film A Gentleman. Watch Bollywood superstars Sidharth Malhotra and Jacqueline Fernandez on tonight's episode of The Kapil Sharma Show.

Cast : Kapil Sharma, Navjot Singh Sidhu, Sunil Grover, Ali Asgar, Chandan Prabhakar, Kiku Sharda, Sumona Chakravarti, Rochelle Rao, Sugandha Mishra, Kartikey Raj, Suresh Menon, Manju Sharma, Upasana Singh, Bharti Singh.

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