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Teen Mom 2’s Funniest Moments 🤣 MTV Ranked

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  • - Oh my god.
  • (peaceful music)
  • I can't, I can't.
  • Please go, go, go.
  • - You gotta get in.
  • (woman laughing)
  • - We've been at my mom's house a few days
  • and trying to get along with her is exhausting.
  • And we need to take the edge off.
  • Dude I was so hungry.
  • - You're smoking weed in front of my house.
  • Don't you laugh at me at my house you Mr. Disrespectful.
  • - I'm not disrespecting you.
  • - You think it's funny? - [Man] No.
  • - You think it's funny?
  • Well I don't think it's funny.
  • Weed gets caught in my house, this baby's gone.
  • Gone!
  • You won't take care of your baby.
  • - You wouldn't let me anyways.
  • - You know what it is, high, high.
  • You're both high.
  • - My first ultrasound's today
  • and Cole took the morning off to come,
  • but we have to take Aubrey to school first
  • and it's a lot of work getting everyone ready on time.
  • Oh my god it's the most stressful morning of my life.
  • Oh my god I said it four times!
  • - [Cole] I know, I know.
  • - Go! - [Cole] Go grab it?
  • - Yes!
  • Don't get married
  • because they drive you nuts.
  • Oh my god!
  • - [Aubrey] Mom?
  • - [Mom] What?
  • - [Cole] I had to get my shoes on.
  • - I'm gonna be late.
  • It's already-
  • - [Mom] Yeah Aubrey, you're gonna be late.
  • - Watch out everybody.
  • - [Mom] You have a memory (mumbles).
  • - I know.
  • But were you holding the baby?
  • - Cole I do this every morning.
  • - I know you do.
  • - Oh my god you guys seriously drive me insane.
  • Anyway, we're gonna have pictures of the baby
  • when we pick you up from school.
  • - [Cole] Isn't that exciting?
  • - Yeah.
  • - Look at you, you're going to be a big sister
  • to a lot of kids.
  • - [Cole] Yeah.
  • Good thing you're really good at it.
  • - We're gonna drop you off at the door,
  • you just run in.
  • Okay girl?
  • - I really don't wanna say this
  • but where in the hell is your book bag?
  • Oh my god.
  • - Oh my god!
  • I'm done!
  • We're gonna have to bring that later.
  • Way later. I don't even know if we can bring it today
  • because we're not going home.
  • - You're just not gonna have your bag.
  • We're terrible.
  • - I just want to do this by myself everyday
  • because when you two are both involved, no.
  • - I got no gas either.
  • Oh guys we're terrible.
  • - Cole.
  • - For real.
  • - Well we're going straight to that appointment.
  • - [Cole] Oh I know.
  • - [Mom] Hey Aubrey, goodbye, have a great day.
  • I love you.
  • - Just tell your teacher you forgot your bag.
  • We just don't have your bag, okay?
  • - We still agree, we don't want to have
  • Jace see Andrew anyways.
  • - Yeah I mean now that he didn't even show up in New York
  • and then he calls you the last minute saying
  • oh I'm in Florida.
  • Surprise, surprise.
  • So much irresponsibilities that he has shown.
  • It's not right for Jace to meet him right now.
  • - No.
  • You eat this or is it decoration?
  • - You can eat that.
  • It's arugula.
  • I like it.
  • - I like it, I'm just asking.
  • Sometimes they just put it on there for a garnish.
  • - They decorate stuff now so weirdly
  • that you don't know what you can eat anymore or not.
  • - Last night I went inside Louis's house
  • while he was at work
  • and I bought over 300 crickets
  • and I threw them in his house.
  • - Savage.
  • - I feel so bad.
  • - Girl he didn't feel bad when he
  • stuck his penis in somebody's vagina.
  • What if he went to bring a girl home last night and-
  • - That's what I'm saying.
  • What if there was a girl there last night
  • and she was like what the (bleep) is this?
  • - People talk.
  • Let them know like oh my god his house is dirty.
  • He has crickets in his house.
  • Don't go home and sleep with him.
  • - But it was so loud, Brittney.
  • You could hear them moving and they were really really loud.
  • (everyone laughs)
  • - You think he's stupid, he knows.
  • - He knows it's me?
  • - He knows.
  • - Nah, he doesn't know.
  • - 1,000 crickets or whatever don't just pop up.
  • You ain't sneaky, you just really-
  • - He's not gonna know it's me. He's not.
  • There's no way in hell.
  • - So this is gonna sound totally bad,
  • but I walk into my house and I'm like
  • taking off my clothes or whatever
  • and I see ... I have crickets.
  • (Briana laughs)
  • In my room.
  • I'm not even joking with you.
  • You think I'm making this up and I'm really not.
  • So I went to the office this morning but it was closed.
  • I left them a real rude message.
  • I have crickets in my room
  • so I feel like a neighbor has either lizards or something
  • and they dropped it or something.
  • I don't know.
  • (Britany laughs)
  • And then I was going through the walls looking for crickets
  • and vacuuming them with the hose.
  • So I know my vacuum thing is full of crickets right now.
  • (Britany laughs)
  • And I woke up today and I found more crickets.
  • I don't really wanna sleep in my house.
  • It's so disgusting.
  • You can hear it.
  • Listen to the phone.
  • - What's that?
  • - Crickets!
  • They were literally like cricket, cricket, all night.
  • I was so done.
  • - I have to go to the bathroom. (laughs)
  • - It's a funny ass story.
  • Definitely did not make that one up.
  • Yeah that was my morning.
  • - I have to use the bathroom.
  • Oh my god that is so funny.
  • - Hey Jenelle.
  • - My lawyer talked to my probation officer again.
  • It sounds like they might be able to give me less jail time.
  • I'm thinking about taking it so I can get off probation.
  • - So have you given some thought about the options?
  • Definitely wanting to do the jail time?
  • - Yeah I definitely want to do jail.
  • - Okay.
  • What they are asking for is the 8th through the 23rd.
  • It would be a total of 16 days in jail.
  • - Well see the only thing is
  • on the 9th I got second row seats to go see a concert.
  • It's Ke$ha tickets.
  • - I understand.
  • The problem is that that's not gonna fly
  • with your probation officer.
  • - No, no, you don't understand.
  • This is my idol.
  • She's my idol and I'm never gonna be able to see her.
  • - When is the concert?
  • - August 9th.
  • Can you call her and tell her,
  • isn't there some way?
  • - I'm not mentioning the concert.
  • - I really can't miss that concert.
  • I really can't.
  • That's why I got all these feathers in my hair,
  • because of the concert.
  • I bought clothes for the concert.
  • I set up hotel rooms for the concert.
  • - All right.
  • I have to give your probation officer your final decision.
  • So just think about it before you tell him.
  • I understand that the concert's important to you
  • but you can have all of this behind you
  • in just a couple of weeks
  • and be done with it.
  • - No one understands how important this concert is to me.
  • It's not just a concert.
  • It's Ke$ha.
  • - Just think about it.
  • - It's a person, it's not oh I wanna go to a random concert.
  • It's Ke$sha.
  • My idol, the girl that I watched videos
  • on YouTube 30 times a day.
  • I mean I'm obsessed with this girl.
  • - Just think about it.
  • - [Mom] Good morning.
  • I gotta curl my hair.
  • (Aubree whines)
  • - She just locked me out.
  • Aubree do not go back to sleep with that door locked.
  • Open.
  • Aubree I need to get dressed, open the door.
  • Aubree, hello?
  • (phone dials)
  • - [Brittany] What's up?
  • - Brittany.
  • - [Brittany] What?
  • - Aubree just went in my room, locked the door,
  • and went back to sleep.
  • - I swear to god.
  • She will not open the door and it's locked.
  • I don't know what to do.
  • I'm gonna be late, 100%.
  • Okay bye.
  • - [Brittany] Bye.
  • - Okay that's not going anywhere.
  • (phone dials)
  • - [Randy] Hello?
  • - Dad.
  • - [Randy] What?
  • - Aubree went in my room, locked the door,
  • and went back to sleep.
  • - [Mom] I can't.
  • I know but I don't know what.
  • Can you believe she did that?
  • - [Randy] Yes.
  • - Okay I'm gonna be late again.
  • I can't do anything about this.
  • Okay.
  • I don't think a bobby pin is gonna work.
  • I did!
  • Aubree wake up!
  • She doesn't care.
  • I'm not getting this with a freaking bobby pin.
  • That's not doing (bleep).
  • Okay.
  • I found a little screwdriver.
  • Oh my god!
  • Get up!
  • I got the door open, k, bye.
  • Get up Aubree!
  • You don't lock me out of the room!
  • - I think she's kicking my bladder.
  • Straight up kicking it.
  • - Look at that, (mumbles).
  • (woman laughs)
  • - Oh my god!
  • I just peed my pants.
  • Oh my god.
  • I can't, I can't.
  • Please go, go, go.
  • - You gotta get in.
  • (both laughing)
  • - [Cory] She peed herself. (laughs)
  • She peed her pants!
  • All right (mumbles) man.
  • - Not funny, please stop!
  • (both laughing)
  • Please stop laughing.
  • I thought my water broke.
  • - It stinks.
  • - I couldn't stop it!
  • Seriously, Cory it's all the way down to my socks.
  • To my socks!
  • That was like a big old pee.
  • - [Cory] I didn't mean to laugh at you.
  • - This sucks so bad.
  • - Come here.
  • I was laughing with you, not at you.
  • - No you was laughing at me.
  • You was like you peed your pants.

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A look back at the funniest moments from ‘Teen Mom 2,’ including Jenelle’s love of Kesha, Cole’s forgetfulness, and Leah’s, um, weak bladder.

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