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Tan France Gives Ali Wong A Movie Star Makeover | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • - Hi, I'm Tan France and this is Dressing Funny.
  • Each episode, I'm dressing
  • some of the funniest people on the planet.
  • - I don't love this person.
  • - Wanna watch me push that star game?
  • - Hey Tan, who you talking to?
  • Who the fuck are all these people?
  • - They're my crew.
  • - I thought we were just coming here just to be friends.
  • - Sorry, love, I always have a crew with me.
  • I should have explained first.
  • - It's okay.
  • - Yeah.
  • (upbeat music)
  • Ali Wong, isn't it hip?
  • - Where's the fireplace at?
  • Where's the white boyfriend?
  • Give me a fedora!
  • (Tan laughs)
  • I love it.
  • - Okay, so I wanna dress you.
  • - Yes.
  • - For a couple of reasons.
  • You are a mom,
  • you are a new movie star.
  • And so you're gonna have to dress a certain way
  • because it's for show. - It's true,
  • I don't normally look like this when I'm out with my kids.
  • 'Cause they're gonna stain this.
  • There's spit, there's chocolate,
  • there's chocolate that comes out of the other end,
  • there's a lot of, yeah. - Yes,
  • not great tasting chocolate. - Yeah.
  • - So we're gonna make sure you're movie-style-mom ready
  • and then I also want to give you an option for the stage.
  • - To perform in? - Yeah.
  • - I'm so excited!
  • When I first started out doing comedy,
  • I used to dress like one of the little kids
  • from a Missy Elliot video.
  • - I like that.
  • - Because I wanted to look like a kid,
  • 'cause I kind of wanted to desexualize myself.
  • - Oh. - But then as I got older
  • I was like, I don't feel like dressing like a kid,
  • 'cause I'm not a fucking kid!
  • - Yeah (laughs) yeah.
  • - And then I had to be secure in my comedy
  • that people weren't gonna be distracted
  • - Yeah. - by me looking nice.
  • If it's for stage, I do show my underwear.
  • - And so ordinarily, it needs to be liftable.
  • - Yes.
  • - What you wore in the last special feels very powerful.
  • And I like that, so I want to get you a powerful look.
  • - Oh, good!
  • - But I want it to be even sexier.
  • - Okay, yes! - So I wanna see
  • where your head's at when you shop.
  • - Okay. - Nothing fancy.
  • - All right.
  • - You're just hanging out.
  • - This is so much fun, by the way.
  • (Tan laughs)
  • (camera clicking)
  • - Is there anything you're seeing in here
  • that you might wanna (clears throat) burn?
  • (both laughing)
  • - How do you feel about these?
  • - They're all right.
  • For women I love them,
  • men I just think eh, he looks like a douchebag.
  • Do you feel like you've got your style down?
  • - Yeah, I do, it's not always consistent.
  • - Yeah.
  • - But it always does feel me.
  • - Okay. - I'm not into that.
  • I do, I kinda like these.
  • - I like those prints a lot.
  • - What do you call it?
  • Co-ord! - Co-ord, co-ords.
  • - It's a co-ord.
  • I like to call it twinset, 'cause I'm 75.
  • I am interested to see how this one turns out.
  • - Me too.
  • - This one is too long for me.
  • - Oh, you and I have the same issue,
  • where everything has to get altered.
  • - Yes, yes, of course.
  • - Ugh!
  • - I have no issue with that.
  • I love having everything altered,
  • because then everything feels like it's super expensive
  • 'cause it's custom fit to my body.
  • (camera clicking)
  • - I think that's it.
  • - Which one's you favorite of the bunch?
  • Actually, can I choose my favorite of the bunch.
  • - You choose your favorite.
  • - You like 'em all.
  • - I think I like them all.
  • - Well then, I'm gonna send you in
  • with the one that I would like you to try on.
  • How are we doing?
  • Are we decent, are we ready
  • to show the world? - We're ready.
  • Yeah.
  • - Wonderful, let's do this.
  • (upbeat music)
  • - I actually love it. - I know.
  • I think we might be done.
  • - Did we nail it on the first try?
  • - I think you might have it.
  • - And I, you didn't need my help!
  • - No alteration.
  • I love it.
  • - I love it, do you mind if I? - Do it.
  • Are you doing the front tuck?
  • You hit me with that tuck. - Woo!
  • - I knew that tuck was coming!
  • (Tan laughs)
  • - It's just a little something,
  • I want to do a-- - Oh my, oh!
  • I see!
  • - Do you see that?
  • Can I tell you why I do it?
  • We are vertically challenged.
  • So, right now,
  • I look like I've got relatively decently proportionate legs.
  • - Yes.
  • - If I have my T-shirt out, my legs look dumpy.
  • - Oh, that's true!
  • - If I just do a quick tucky like,
  • oh, his waist is high, he's got longer legs.
  • It makes me look taller and leaner.
  • Just a little bit. - This I can do by myself.
  • - Yeah, just an inch or so at the front.
  • Yeah, pull it out. - Like, poof a little?
  • - The outfit's killer. - Wow!
  • - And it's a cute mom outfit-- - It is!
  • - Without feeling mumsie.
  • - I can wear this with sneakers.
  • They could spill, there's pockets.
  • - Yeah, yeah.
  • So when you're on a red carpet, do you feel baller or no?
  • - I do rely on one thing, it's this.
  • - Show me.
  • (upbeat music)
  • Ali, Ali, Ali!
  • You smile?
  • You're one of the very few people who does.
  • - Yeah. - Okay, you've got that.
  • Let me tell you, let me tell you why.
  • - (laughs) I always, the hand on the hip.
  • I don't know what to do with my arms.
  • - Yeah, it's a hard one.
  • - It's so awkward.
  • And I still feel stiff,
  • but I don't feel like I look stiff.
  • - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
  • - But otherwise, it just feels
  • like you're sticking out your butt.
  • - Yeah, you know something, you're giving yourself angles.
  • - Yeah.
  • - My only concern is the smile.
  • You've got a beautiful smile.
  • My worry when I smile
  • is it shows stuff that I don't want it to show.
  • - Oh, oh, oh, right.
  • - So I do bitch instead.
  • - Well, that works for you
  • 'cause everyone knows you're a nice person.
  • (both laughing)
  • - Kinda true.
  • - Yes!
  • - Actually, you're right.
  • I can get away with it because people know my personality.
  • - Also, that's like, still your male privilege.
  • - It is. - Coming through, right?
  • - You are absolutely right.
  • - Because you can still go bitch.
  • - Because nobody asks a man to smile more.
  • - Even though you're a gay man.
  • And then it's like, you're not a bitch, you're fierce.
  • - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
  • Okay, I love this, but I wanna do my version.
  • - Okay, great!
  • - So, next, I wanna do cool.
  • Because you want it to still look appropriate,
  • but you want to be able to play with your kids.
  • - Oh totes, because I wanna bend over--
  • - Bend over with you kids. - And not show my dirt star.
  • What?
  • - Dirt star?
  • - Mmhm, you've never heard dirt star?
  • - No, never.
  • Have you heard balloon knot?
  • - Hilarious.
  • - Yeah, it definitely is more like that.
  • - More accurate.
  • - Definitely more accurate, it's a balloon knot.
  • (Ali laughs)
  • I think it's a gay term.
  • - Wow.
  • - I know, you don't spend enough time
  • with the gays, I don't think.
  • - Oh I do, but some of them,
  • they all have kids now, that I do.
  • - That don't stop them.
  • (Ali laughs)
  • Plus we get even more vulgar after they've had kids.
  • Okay, so let me show you this, it's a dress.
  • - (gasps) How did I miss this?
  • - It's so good, right?
  • - It's so good!
  • - So it's oversized, it's interesting.
  • I'm gonna give you a sneaker to wear with it.
  • So this you can still, look it's stretch too,
  • so you can bend over, play with your kids--
  • - I love it.
  • - But you still look wicked.
  • Okay, wait, there is one other thing
  • I wanted you to try before that.
  • I want to actually see what that,
  • I forgot what Americans call it, overall?
  • Like what's the American-- - It's a jumpsuit.
  • - Jumpsuit. - Yeah.
  • - I would like to see that on you.
  • - Okay.
  • - Okay, do we have it on?
  • - We do have it on.
  • - Is it as ridiculous as I think it is?
  • - Well.
  • - Okay, this can't work for you, let me tell you why.
  • - Okay.
  • - 'Cause that clearly should be like there.
  • - And then I have camel toe now.
  • - Yeah, the Kardashians do the toe.
  • - They do? - They do.
  • I don't think it's a thing.
  • - Yeah, I can't keep up with them.
  • Oh!
  • - Do you know what vaginal rejuvenation is?
  • They make it look like, it looked before you had--
  • - You're 22, yeah.
  • - People, you're like, they know me from the show.
  • - They're like, vaginal rejuvenation, Tan France!
  • - Everyone in this industry.
  • - They were like, you do makeovers,
  • let me tell you about my makeover.
  • - Not, just let me tell you, let me show you this.
  • - Wow!
  • - I never saw a vagina before the show aired.
  • - Anyways, what about this jumpsuit?
  • (both laughing)
  • (camera clicking)
  • - All right, Mrs. Wong, what's our preference?
  • - I mean, you'll see. - Ooh.
  • - You ready? - Let's see.
  • - Tan.
  • Tan, I love this.
  • - Me too! - So much.
  • I'm going to an architecture convention!
  • I'm gonna give a speech
  • on how to design Japanese houses!
  • (Tan laughs)
  • Look at me!
  • This is amazing!
  • - It's so good.
  • - I wanna poach you from Queer Eye and just--
  • - I'm done with those gays.
  • - Can you please just live in my house?
  • - Yes.
  • - And can we do this everyday. - Everyday, everyday.
  • - It's loose, I can bend.
  • - You're not gonna show your--
  • - My dirt star.
  • - Dirt star. - My balloon tie.
  • - Yeah, balloon knot.
  • - Balloon knot.
  • I love it.
  • - I just don't love the shoes with it.
  • - Yes, okay.
  • - Let me get you a different shoe.
  • Could we try a metallic with it?
  • - Yes!
  • - That's even more Japanese architect at this point.
  • - Yes, who designs Comme des Garcons now, bitches!
  • (Tan laughs)
  • - You don't wear heels, no?
  • - No.
  • My first TV set I ever did was on the Tonight Show.
  • I didn't love it, I didn't feel like myself
  • 'cause I was wearing heels and I never do standup in heels.
  • - I love the sneaker with it.
  • - I love it so much, it's shimmer.
  • - Can you runway for me?
  • (upbeat music)
  • - [Tan] Oh shit!
  • - Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, hey!
  • - [Tan] I thought you'd be shier than that!
  • (both laughing)
  • You walked right into it, I thought--
  • - I think you saw my nose hair.
  • (Tan laughs)
  • (camera clicking)
  • - I wanna put you in a skirt because I actually do know
  • that you do like to lift.
  • - Yes.
  • - But I want it to be powerful--
  • (Ali gasps)
  • and so I thought a little leather skirt could be lovely.
  • - Oh my goodness.
  • - And then you can decide which way you, hey-o!
  • - Oh my goodness!
  • - You're a mom now,
  • you've gotta do a classier version of an expo.
  • - Yes.
  • - So, pup-pup, it's a zipper version.
  • - Yeah, very like, Beyonce.
  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • - Da-na-na-na-na-na, partition, please.
  • - Yes, but then I have two choices of top.
  • If you do like a simple black.
  • - Oh my goodness.
  • - Which is gonna feel military style, it's gonna feel--
  • - ♪ I'm a survivor! ♪
  • - Yeah, or, let me give you that
  • and I've got another option.
  • (Ali squeals excitedly)
  • So it's up to you, either way I'm happy.
  • - All right.
  • (upbeat music)
  • - Okay.
  • On the whole I actually kind of love it.
  • Let me change the shoe, the shoe's killing it.
  • We're gonna put that shoe on instead.
  • - (gasps) Look at that!
  • - I know. - Look at that!
  • - I know, believe I know.
  • - Dip my foot in some cotton candy if you don't mind me.
  • - Isn't it so cute?
  • I love it so much. - Oh my god.
  • - So my question is, Ali Wong--
  • - Yes, I will marry you.
  • (Tan laughs)
  • Yes, I will co-own your closet (mumbles)
  • - Could this be a stage look for you?
  • - Yeah.
  • - Potentially.
  • If I saw you on stage looking like this
  • I'd wanna fuh the life out of that.
  • - Oh, really?
  • - Yeah, I would.
  • - No rejuvenation needed?
  • - No. - Oh.
  • - No matter what sex, if I'm looking at the person on stage
  • and I'm like, fuck, yeah, it means we've nailed it.
  • I'm not gonna go into this too far,
  • I'm just gonna do a tiny little bit.
  • See a little bit of sexy, just--
  • - Yes! - Yes! (laughs)
  • - Mm.
  • What's that birth mark?
  • (Tan laughs)
  • Oh, where is my birthmark?
  • Oh, there it is, hey!
  • Wow, I love it.
  • - You look like a rich bitch, too!
  • - Ask me to donate to the private school!
  • Ask me!
  • - Okay, can I have one more model walk?
  • - Yes!
  • - Or, you do not actually even need to model,
  • you walk however the fuck you want with this.
  • (upbeat music)
  • Yeah, yeah!
  • (upbeat music)
  • You've been to one too many Beyonce concerts.
  • Yes!
  • (camera clicking)
  • I think we killed it.
  • - You killed it.
  • I feel like you really pushed me
  • to somewhere I would never go by myself.
  • - Okay good, I'm so glad you let me do this.
  • - Yeah. - Did you enjoy it?
  • - I had the best time.
  • - Good.
  • Thank you so much for watching
  • this episode of Dressing Funny.
  • I hope you loved her outfits as much as I did.
  • Be sure to subscribe and let me know:
  • which comedian do you wanna see me dress next?
  • - Hey, I'm just gonna take--
  • - Oh, are you?
  • - Bye guys, this has been so much fun.
  • Thank you, Tan!
  • - Oh, are you keeping the outfit as well?
  • - Yes.
  • - It was a loaner.
  • - Yes, bye, I love you!
  • So kind of you to offer it to me.
  • - It's worth like $3000.
  • Are you gonna pay for that?
  • I can't pay for that.
  • Is somebody gonna pay for that?
  • (upbeat music)

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