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Superfan Brad Pitt Distracts Ellen While Sitting in the Audience

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  • Have a seat!
  • Have a seat, everybody.
  • Go ahead and catch your breath, tWitch,
  • and there's something that I want to talk about.
  • And I'm sorry.
  • I'm kind of distracted right now.
  • I just--
  • Have a seat!
  • Hi Brad!
  • Hey Ellen!
  • Well, why are you-- what are you doing?
  • Don't mind me.
  • I just came to see the show.
  • Great show by the way so far.
  • You're killing it.
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you!
  • It's hard to not mind you.
  • You're right there, and I mean, why are you here?
  • I'm just a fan.
  • Had the day off.
  • Wanted to see how the show was going.
  • OK.
  • Well, you're welcome to-- you want to come sit down here?
  • No, I'm good.
  • Thanks though!
  • Carry on.
  • OK.
  • This is very strange.
  • So all right.
  • Kids are going back to school, which means it's a perfect time
  • to look at some back to school photos in a cutting edge
  • segment we're calling Back to School Photos.
  • [MUSIC PLAYING]
  • All right.
  • Ellen?
  • Yes, Brad?
  • Are you going to do the one with the signs, you know,
  • where they're wrong and then it's really funny?
  • What's wrong with these signs signs?
  • Yeah that one.
  • No, we're not going to do that.
  • You can't-- we prepare for the show, and then we--
  • so this is the segment we're going to do right now.
  • OK.
  • All right.
  • Here we go.
  • A lot of parents take a photo of their child
  • before they go to school for their very first day.
  • It turns out some parents take a photo of their child
  • after the first day of school.
  • I'll show you what I mean.
  • Here's Lucy before school.
  • There she is looking adorable.
  • Here she is after school.
  • Yeah, even that unicorn backpack is a--
  • kind of done with.
  • Here's Frankie in the morning.
  • And then here's Frankie after school.
  • Oh, Yeah.
  • He went to school as a kid, came home as a Wall Street
  • banker he said.
  • Here's Sophia before school.
  • Look at Sophia after school.
  • All right.
  • She went from J.C. Penny catalog to mug shot right there.
  • Yes Brad?
  • Just a quick question.
  • Is the Ellen Shop going to be open after the show?
  • Yes Brad, it's always open after the show.
  • Great!
  • I love the underwear.
  • Buy as many as you like.
  • OK.
  • I hope everyone had a good summer, and I know some of you
  • did because I did some research.
  • And I'm going to share my results with you right now.
  • First, we have this person.
  • Yep.
  • And she says I went to Burning Man,
  • and now I can't remember what I did this summer.
  • Then there's this man.
  • I celebrated Hot Girl Summer by getting my first Brazilian.
  • Yeah.
  • And there's this woman here.
  • This summer-- this summer I prayed that Brad Pitt
  • would be sitting behind me.
  • Yeah.
  • And finally there's this guy.
  • This summer I prayed this woman would
  • be sitting in front of me.
  • Brad, are you planning on staying the whole show?
  • Isn't everyone?
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah, they are.
  • OK.
  • Great!
  • When we come back, Sean Hayes will be sitting right here.
  • We'll be back.
  • It's good to see you.
  • How was your summer?
  • My summer was great.
  • You know, I took my godson Sammy to Disneyland.
  • I don't know when the--
  • I'm sorry, I'm so distracted because Brad Pitt is
  • in your audience, and it's kind of just like throwing me
  • off my game.
  • I know.
  • Brad, there's a lot of people here,
  • and you're the only one that's distracting.
  • So please try to keep it down.
  • Right, sorry.
  • Sorry Sean.
  • Yeah.
  • Sorry.
  • Oh my gosh, those eyes.
  • I can't be mad at you.
  • All is forgiven.
  • He's cute.
  • He's cute, yeah.
  • But let's talk about you.
  • OK.
  • All right.
  • Well, I just feel like, Ellen, you
  • should really take advantage that Brad Pitt is here.
  • Yeah.
  • You know, he hasn't done the show in eight years,
  • and I've been on this show eight times this week.
  • But I'm being so selfish.
  • I get to sit this close and look into your beautiful blue eyes.
  • I think Brad is all the way up there.
  • He should be this close to this much beauty.
  • So I, Sean Carl Hayes am going to give up my seat next
  • to the world's richest lesbian.
  • To the guy from two episodes of "Growing Pains," please,
  • Brad Pitt.
  • All right.
  • We're out of time.
  • We have to go to break.
  • We'll be back.
  • Hi, I'm Andy.
  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
  • so you can see more awesome videos,
  • like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things
  • like ball peeing hammer.
  • And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities
  • if you're into that sort of thing.
  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hollywood megastar Brad Pitt tried to blend in as an Ellen superfan in the audience, and not only distracted Ellen, but also her guest Sean Hayes.