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  • ♪ Babada-dooba-doodu- bang-bang ♪
  • ♪ Booba-dooba-doo-bee bado-daba-dabeep-bop ♪
  • I believe in this health and wellness.
  • I believe in this fitness lifestyle.
  • You know what? Why not drag
  • one of my closest friends in with me?
  • So I'm waiting on Conan O'Brien to come outside now.
  • I'm about to take his old ass to the gym with me,
  • his old, pale ass.
  • - There he is. - Hey.
  • - Good to see you. - Hey. Good to see you too.
  • How you doing?
  • - Not good. - Not good? What happened?
  • I'm here. Long night, Conan.
  • Okay. Nothing's gonna make you feel better
  • than a good workout. Here's my thought,
  • nothing gets the endorphins going like wrestling
  • with large naked men.
  • - Okay. That's... - You wanna hear what we're
  • - gonna do today? - What are we gonna do?
  • We're gonna sumo wrestle.
  • ( music playing )
  • ( yelling in foreign language )
  • It was interesting because I was watching
  • male pornography when a pop-up ad came up
  • for male sumo wrestling and I thought,
  • - "That's what I see when I look in the mirror." - ( laughs )
  • So...
  • You're a damaged soul.
  • It's not my fault.
  • Grew up in a rough neighborhood.
  • Enough.
  • - Conan, enough. - (laughs)
  • How does your wife do it?
  • How does she do it?
  • Well, I'll be honest, she never seems quite happy.
  • - Oh, my God. - ( laughs )
  • Oh, my God.
  • So listen, sumo wrestlers burn
  • up to 30,000 calories a day.
  • - Are you serious? - Yeah.
  • So here's what we got to do,
  • - we got to carbo load if-- - We got to what?
  • There's a new school of thought, very new.
  • It says, before you exercise
  • you have to get as many fats,
  • and as much sugar into you as possible.
  • This is what I always do when I walk into a restaurant.
  • Watch this.
  • Hey, folks, everyone settle down, yeah.
  • Some pretty big celebrities
  • just walked into the room.
  • Let's not get crazy, all right?
  • This happens every day, just settle down.
  • I do that every time I walk into a joint.
  • ( laughs )
  • Waitress: Good morning. Can I get you guys
  • some coffee maybe?
  • Yeah, actually let me get a...
  • black coffee.
  • - Okay. - Do want a coffee?
  • Yeah. Do you have beer?
  • - I do, yes. - Wait, what?
  • - Do you have Sam Adams? - I sure do.
  • - Give me a Sam Adams. - No, no. Stop. No
  • - I want a Sam Adams. I want to carbo load. - I'll go ahead
  • - and get that for him. - I order for me,
  • - he orders for him. - it's a good starter for the morning.
  • - I'll get a Sam Adams. - And you're old enough, right?
  • - I love you. ( growls ) - I'll be right back. ( laughs )
  • Women love it when you... ( growls )
  • Conan.
  • All right, that's it.
  • Do you want some of this?
  • This is free. You can have as many of these
  • - as you want. - Hey, Conan, don't do that.
  • I take these when I go...
  • - All right, all right. - ...to a restaurant.
  • - All right. - We don't need the Sam Adams.
  • - There you go. - Sam Adams is a good beer.
  • Would you guys like to order?
  • - Conan: Yeah. - Kevin: Give me some scrambled
  • - egg whites. - scrambled egg whites, okay.
  • Turkey bacon, and let me get
  • - the whole wheat toast. - Would you like that
  • with butter?
  • - No. Ugh. - No butter?
  • - No butter. - Eat healthy all the way.
  • - Yeah. Healthy all the way. - Okay.
  • - Thank you. - What about you?
  • All right, I would like two Belgian waffles
  • - with whipped cream. - Okay.
  • I would like bacon,
  • I would also like sausage.
  • Give me a ham steak.
  • I would also like to have pancakes.
  • How many do you want?
  • - I want like nine pancakes. - Nine of them.
  • - Stop. - Okay. I would also like--
  • Excuse me, did I interrupt your order?
  • - Okay. Stop. - Did I interrupt your order?
  • - Okay? - Okay, perfect.
  • Does anybody else here not care about their heart?
  • - ( laughter ) - Waitress: All right, all set.
  • We got some sausage, nine pancakes,
  • waffles, second waffle.
  • I'm not paying for this ( bleep ).
  • I'll pay for it, okay?
  • ( music playing )
  • - Can we get that pie to go? - You sure can.
  • - Yes, can I get another beer? - All right, that's enough.
  • - Right. - That's enough, let's go.
  • - Let's go. - Wait up.
  • - Just give me a second. - Thank you, ma'am.
  • - Check. - Conan: No, no.
  • - I think we're good. - Check!
  • Check!
  • That's enough, you don't need this.
  • - I'm gonna take that with me. - That's enough.
  • - Oh, what did you do that for? - Just pay the bill.
  • - Pay the bill. - That was a good beer.
  • Ladies and gentlemen,
  • thank you. Everyone have a great meal
  • - and a terrific day, right? - Man: Yeah.
  • U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
  • What the hell is wrong with you, people?
  • - ( laughter ) - ( Conan grumbles )
  • - Waitress: Have a good day, thanks. - Conan: Thank you.
  • Kevin: Listen, listen,
  • - U.S.A. U.S.A... - Yeah. And I love nobody...
  • - Nobody says... - Nobody says anything.
  • - "What's wrong with you people?" - ( laughter )
  • ( music playing )
  • You chanted "U..."
  • - Do you want pie? - No.
  • I don't want pie.
  • ( music playing )
  • To be completely honest,
  • I don't feel great right now.
  • I think the beer might have been a mistake,
  • might have been. I'm not putting it
  • in the definite mistake column yet.
  • Belgian waffle was a mistake.
  • - What are you talking about? - Pancakes.
  • I just don't feel great.
  • I feel a little sluggish because of--
  • I think because of what I ate.
  • I think I'm gonna have diarrhea
  • in like half an hour.
  • Of course you are. That's great.
  • This is your car, right?
  • - Of course. - I'd hate to have diarrhea
  • - In my car. - Of course. Right.
  • Are you-- are you serious right now?
  • I wish I was wearing an adult diaper.
  • That's great. That's perfect.
  • Because then I would just ( bleep ) right now.
  • Of course you would.
  • Of course, it'd be an odor
  • - not pleasant for you, but... - That's right.
  • - if it's a good diaper... - That's right.
  • Maybe if we could just refrain
  • - from... - Okay.
  • - from doing it now. - Okay.
  • Listen to me, when we get there
  • I'm gonna have diarrhea,
  • - we'll get that out of way, - That's good.
  • we'll evacuate my bowels,
  • - Then I'm ready to sumo wrestle. - Okay.
  • ( music playing )
  • Kevin: I can't believe you dragged me into this ( bleep ).
  • Doesn't it feel good to not be in a gym?
  • Doesn't it feel good to be
  • - in this beautiful setting? - I'm not knocking that,
  • I'm not knocking that.
  • I'm not a negative Nancy.
  • I'll embrace what you said and what-- Oh, my god.
  • ( music playing )
  • ( yelling in foreign language )
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah.
  • ( grunting )
  • Yup.
  • Nice, very nice.
  • We honor you.
  • Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
  • ( man speaks in foreign language )
  • - Yes. - I have Nakashi.
  • - He's from Japan. - Kevin: Nakashi.
  • Nakashi, I honor you
  • - and I accept you. - Nakashi.
  • You're from Idaho?
  • - Kevin: From Idaho? - I'm not gonna bow to Idaho.
  • He's not real.
  • - Are you a champion? - Five-time champion,
  • - U.S. champion. - From Idaho?
  • - Kelly: Yup. - That's a yes!
  • - U.S.A.! U.S.... - No, stop it, stop it,
  • Don't do that. Okay, well,
  • hey, hey, good, hey, baby,
  • Conan: I honor you
  • - and the state of Idaho. - There you go.
  • Kevin: Okay.
  • Can we put it on over? 'Cause no one wants
  • to see my body.
  • Time out. I'm not--
  • I'm not gonna put nothing in my ass like that.
  • I got way too much ( bleep ) for that.
  • ( gong strike )
  • - Yeah, me too. - I'm being honest.
  • We have large penises.
  • Well, I mean, come on.
  • - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - That's not--
  • - that's not-- that's not... - What's that? I wanted to do it
  • - and, get, include myself and... - That's not--stop it.
  • - What's that? - Stop it.
  • Wrap me up, cuz.
  • I feel like I'm getting violated, cuz.
  • Conan: This feels good. Did you like that feeling?
  • It's just right up in there.
  • - This is crazy, guys. - See, well, this is--
  • this is what it looks like.
  • There's no-- it's a kind of white
  • - you don't see a lot. - Oh, God.
  • ( strained ) Yeah, that's good.
  • ( grunting )
  • I think that's enough.
  • Hold on, keep pulling. Keep going, that's good.
  • Kevin: Oh, come on, that's not...
  • - That's good. - Okay, you're ready.
  • - ♪ Give it up ♪ - Now,
  • I'm gonna show you that matawari,
  • it's very important for sumo wrestlers.
  • It's flexibility.
  • Y'all need to start throwing tights up
  • - under to this ( bleep ). - Okay, go ahead guys.
  • Idaho, that's enough. Hey, hey, guys!
  • - Conan: Oh, God! Look at that! - Kevin: That's enough.
  • Conan: That isn't right.
  • - Jesus. - Kevin: No, man!
  • I'm not looking at that.
  • I'm married, cuz.
  • Okay. ( grunts )
  • - What are you doing, man? - I was just admiring.
  • - Right. - If you dip low on me,
  • that mean I get to... pop, pop,
  • No, you cannot kick or you can't punch.
  • - No punching? - No.
  • Excuse me, let me handle this.
  • What about scratching?
  • - Can we scratch? - No.
  • - Poke, can we poke? - You have to push--
  • no, no poking.
  • - No poking? - What about this salt
  • right here? Look, what about this stuff?
  • - Yeah. - If you get close to me,
  • can I do this? Eh.
  • Conan: Throw salt at someone?
  • No, you cannot do that.
  • - Yeah. - You can't throw salt?
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme did.
  • So, before the matches,
  • we have the ritual.
  • When you come the ring,
  • - you have to bow first. - Conan: Yeah.
  • And then go down,
  • one,
  • two, three,
  • four, five,
  • six, seven, eight.
  • - So that means... - Conan: Okay.
  • you don't hide any weapons in my body.
  • - Okay. - Right.
  • So come, come here.
  • I mean, really, if you wanna be thorough,
  • you would allow an anal cavity search.
  • - No. - True.
  • Conan, I don't think they're gonna do that.
  • - They don't do that. - Technically, if you wanted
  • - to really be sure - Conan, just stop.
  • that there's no weapon, you would get your hand
  • - inside my... - Conan, stop it.
  • - I can hide a toolbox in here. - Yeah, it's okay.
  • You don't got to open up that toolbox,
  • - Jesus Christ. - I don't get it. Look at this.
  • All right, Conan, you go first against Idaho.
  • - What are you talking about? - Whoo!
  • - What are you talking about? - Let's go.
  • Let's go. Match one.
  • ( music playing )
  • Put him in a body bag!
  • Is that for me? You put him--
  • - Oh, yeah. - Go ahead. Just go.
  • Okay!
  • ( yelling, grunting )
  • - Okay! All right. - Jesus,
  • - what was that? - That was close.
  • That was close. Let's try it again.
  • - Go at him! - Again!
  • ( yelling, grunting )
  • What? Try it again.
  • Oh, how awful is he?
  • Okay.
  • ( yelling, grunting )
  • All right, stop, stop, stop. Let's just hold each other
  • - for a bit. - Hey, you cannot stop.
  • We're just gonna hold each other.
  • Kevin: That's enough.
  • Y'all ain't never had somebody with
  • that money Mayweather style.
  • - Okay. - ( screaming )
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • I got him where I want him.
  • I got him where I want him, baby.
  • ( slow motion ) Oh, I got him
  • where I want him, baby.
  • Time out.
  • I thought that was very good. I thought you did great.
  • - Yeah. - Bow, you need to bow.
  • I ain't got no problem with that.
  • How it feel to get your ass whooped?
  • East side,
  • Kevin.
  • ( music playing )
  • West side, Conan.
  • Okay! Go!
  • ( dramatic music playing )
  • Oh, you done messed up now.
  • ( hip-hop music playing )
  • ( laughs )
  • ( dramatic music resumes )
  • ( grunting )
  • No, no! Stop.
  • Start the match over.
  • This is how we do it.
  • - Yeah. - Guys, lay back.
  • - Yes. Don't worry. - This is how we do it!
  • ( screams )
  • Die! Kill!
  • - No! No! - Kill!
  • ( both grunting, yelling )
  • Ah!
  • ( babbling )
  • Kevin Hart is the winner!
  • ( cheering )
  • Show respect, bow each other.
  • Come on.
  • Oh, my God.
  • I made sumo my ( bleep ).
  • - Good job, man. - Good job, you did great, man.
  • Good job, guys.
  • ( Kevin clapping )
  • - Good job. Good job, guys. - ( screams )
  • - Nothing. - ( speaking in foreign language )
  • ( laughter )
  • Kevin: Kevin Hart here. If you like "What the Fit,"
  • then click the videos to watch more.
  • You'll also probably like my YouTube channel,
  • "Laugh Out Loud."
  • Subscribe now by clicking the logo.
  • ( heart beating )
  • ( music playing )
  • ( musical chime )

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Kevin Hart and his friend Conan O'Brien learn what it takes to master the timeless, Japanese art of sumo wrestling.

Kevin Hart: What The Fit is a brand new unscripted comedy starring Kevin Hart and celebrity guests. In each episode, Kevin invites his friends to join him in taking on a different whacky workout from sumo wrestling with Conan O'Brien to goat yoga with Khloé Kardashian and cowboy rodeo-ing with Leslie Jones. New episodes every Thursday!

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Executive Producers
MATT KUNITZ
PIP WELLS
REBECCA SHUMSKY QUINN
DAVID SHUMSKY
MARK HARRIS
JEFF CLANAGAN
KEVIN HART

Co-Executive Producers
MATT KAYE
D. MAX PORIS

Hosted By
KEVIN HART

Guest Starring
CONAN O'BRIEN

Directed By
ALEX VAN WAGNER

Supervising Producers
DOMINIC CICCODICOLA
APRIL JONES

Line Producer
RACHEL KIELBORN

Producers
NICK ALARCON
KRISTINA GOROLEVICH
RYAN O'LEARY JONES
CANDICE C. WILSON

Editor
ANDY THOMAS

Comedy Producer
HARRY RATCHFORD

Associate Producers
JADA BATES
JEREMY CONNORS
SCOTT MARTIN
JASMINE STEPHEN

Associate Director
JASON EDWARDS

Stage Manager
WOLFGANG DELGADO

Director of Photography
TIM MURPHY

Audio Supervisor
CURTIS ROHM

Production Designer
RYAN FAUGHT

Talent Casting By
JB TALENT

Production Manager
MCKENZIE HANSON

Post Production Supervisor
LINDSAY HEMPEL

Camera Operators
MARKOS ALVARADO
IVAN DURAN
RICHARD "RICKY" MARTINEZ
MALCOLM SERRETTE
MARQUES SMITH

Lead Camera Assistant
JEREMIAH THORNE

Camera Assistants
DAVE HAWES
TERRANCE LOFTON JR.

Tech Supervisor
ED DANIELIAN

Tech Department
MIKE DELLAMONICA

Still Photographer
MIKE WEAVER

Media Manager
ANDREW CURTIS

Audio Mixers
ROBERT MATTHEWS
FRANK MONTES
NATE NADELL

Gaffer
AJ TAYLOR

Best Boy
DANNY VINCENT

Key Grip
ROLAND MARTINEZ

Electrician
ERIK GONZALES

Grip
MARK VENEZIA

Lead Man
KEVIN MINCIN

Set Dresser
MARSHALL KING

Production Manager
STEVEN PONCE

Production Accountant
SHARON PACK

Production Associate
MICHAEL A. ROWE

Talent Producer
ASHLEY RHORER

Talent Manager
DOMINICK MERONE

Talent Associate
MARLENA HALLER

Wardrobe
ASHLEY NORTH
DARI SETTEL

Makeup
MICHELLE DEMILT
DEBORAH PAULMANN

Hair
JEFFREY SWANDER

Location Managers
CARLYN COUCH
PATRICK THOMPSON

Key Assistant Location Manager
CLAY DODDER

Assistant Location Manager
SHERRY ROLDAN

Drivers
JONATHAN ANDERSON
CHRIS CLARK

Set Medic
JOHN AUSTIN

Craft Services
ANTONIO MARCOS

Lead Assistant Editor
CHRIS HICKS

Assistant Editor
ALEX GILBERT

Music Supervisor
RICK KRIMBEL

Colorist
TAL, C.S.I.

Online Editor
JOSIAH COHEN

Re-Recording Mixer
TERRANCE DWYER, C.A.S.

Music By
KILLER TRACKS
SIGNATURE TRACKS

Graphics By
MIDNIGHT SHERPA

Production Assistants
AARON BELL
LAURA CROSS
KEVYN DELGADO
JEFF DODSON
EKKO GAHA
STEPHEN GARONE
DAVE KERN
STEPHANIE SINGER
SCOTT WHITEMAN
OMAR WILLIAMS

Production Legal
RAYMOND LEGAL, P.C.

Special Thanks
BLUEPRINT POST PRODUCTION
BRUCE'S CATERING
C-MOUNT INDSUTRIES
ILLUMINAR
MIXERS POST SOUND SERVICES
SHAKERS FAMILY RESTAURANT
STORRIER STEARNS JAPANESE GARDEN
THE BOSCHETTI GROUP
USA SUMO
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