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Spicy Food Showdown

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  • Can we tell how spicy food is just by looking at it?
  • Lets talk about that.
  • Theme music
  • Good mythical morning
  • Today I am wearing my spicy shirt and by spicy shirt I just mean a red shirt
  • because I just want to signify that that's the only type of spicy that I like.
  • -Oh -In shirt form, okay?
  • Well, it may get a lot worse for you today, Link
  • -Because it could get very hot -Or for you
  • -Well yeah, for both of us -Yeah.
  • One or both of us, as we play
  • Is it Hot hot hot
  • Or is it not not hot?
  • Welcome to the spicy dome.
  • We are each being heated under a heat lamp for dramatic impact, as well.
  • Alright, here's what we're gonna do
  • We're going to each draw a pepper
  • The man who draws a shorter pepper loses the privilege of choice.
  • Because there's going to be a dish in front of each one of us.
  • On this spicy susan
  • One of them is spicy, and one of them is not spicy.
  • So the man with the shorter pepper does not get to choose. The other man does get to choose whether or not
  • he wants to stay with the item that is on his side or switcheroonie.
  • Or lazy it around!
  • Then we eat at the same time and discover very quickly who actually has the spicy item.
  • Let's not delay this.
  • Both: Round One!
  • We have salsa, and chips. Let's draw our pepper.
  • -Oh ho ho ho! -Wooooo
  • -That's a shorter pepper, Link! - I win the power of choice.
  • -Okay -Alright
  • I feel like I gotta say everything dramatically because of this environment.
  • -Now, I have green in front of me and you have red. -Yes
  • -And traditionally you might think that the red is hotter than the green but this is not tradition. - I have the power of choice.
  • -Can I also have the power of talk? -Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
  • - I was trying to have the power of distraction. Crew laughing
  • Yeah, you're trying to distract me.
  • I don't know about that red one, red is the colour of fire.
  • But as I get a close up look at this green I see seeds.
  • Seeds scare me.
  • Do they scare you?
  • But, what if they're tomato seeds?
  • Then they wont be spicy! dramatic music
  • -I've made my choice. -Okay -Alright
  • -I'm just going to get like a normal -Oooh
  • -We both went normal - Here we go
  • crunch
  • chewing
  • Spicy!
  • laughter
  • - Ha ha ha ha!
  • I was about to say: Mine's fine dude.
  • That's tomato seeds. That's tomatillo seeds, brother!
  • -Aah!
  • clap It got you, didn't it?
  • It's getting me, yeah.
  • You're going back for more?
  • No, I'm just going to eat a chip!
  • Ha ha ha ha! Okay.
  • I feel like I'm going to burp or hiccup hiccup
  • - Yep - There it goes.
  • Now, there is milk over there but I personally feel like there should be no milk, no rescue.
  • hiccup
  • -Is that, is that, are we in agreement? -That's an affirmative.
  • -Agree on that? hiccup
  • For now.
  • Both: Round two!
  • -Hows the mouth? -It's subsiding.
  • Hiccups have gone.
  • Well there's some wonderful coco puffs over here that I am sure will make you feel great.
  • crew laughs
  • Or not. They are tempting. This pad thai could be very spicy.
  • We should find out.
  • Let's pick a pepper.
  • -Oh ho ho! - Ha ha ha!
  • -What? - I think I win. - I think mine's longer.
  • Nope. It's not.
  • That, hey. That explains a lot. Alright. Here we go.
  • Crew laughter
  • Mmmm
  • Come here, cereal!
  • Now, it would be very twisted to droppy drop drop some spicy spice in to the coco puffs.
  • And it would be almost so expected that it becomes unexpected
  • crew laughter
  • To spicy the thai.
  • -Yeah, what kind of mind games would be played - On both of us.
  • They aren't being played on me, I'm just an observer.
  • You're just a guy who can't choose a long pepper!
  • That's right, yeah. That's been well established.
  • I think they know, I think I'm going to let the lazy susan decide.
  • Oh come now, you can't let fate decide. You must pull the trigger of your own choosing.
  • laughter
  • Let fate decide, or refuse fate? That's the question.
  • I cannot resist cereal.
  • laughter
  • I am nervous though because y'all can be some twisted punks!
  • Muckin up my cereal
  • chewing
  • Uh oh.
  • laughter
  • Ha ha ha! clap
  • crew laughter
  • clapping
  • cough
  • It's closing up a little
  • laughter
  • Uh oh.
  • Ha ha ha ha!
  • Man, they got you!
  • They got you with the coco puffs!
  • Ohhhhhh
  • Y'all have ruined my cereal
  • As Link suffers, I will tell you that the way this was done was with adding
  • small amounts of extremely hot sauce to some of the items.
  • Ugh!
  • That's why it's undetectable to the vision.
  • Ow
  • But it is very detectable to the tonguein'
  • I'm not just afraid at how much it's burning right here, cause I swallowed so quick
  • I was so confident, i was like Bam
  • But i'm also concerned about what this is going to do to my brain
  • the next time I try to just eat normal cereal.
  • Yeah, well, give us a report on that when it happens.
  • Both: Round three!
  • Now there's just ice cream here.
  • Wow, Look at that.
  • -I mean -I trust nothing anymore.
  • crew laughter
  • You can't make ice cream spicy.
  • Link laughs
  • I mean, that coco puff was half way down my throat before it slammed me.
  • I'm afraid.
  • clap
  • This is a crap shoot, man.
  • Let's pick a pepper.
  • -Oh, ooooh! -You win again!
  • - You win again! -I don't care!
  • Just, you, you do what feels right.
  • crew laughs
  • - Because that's worked really well so far - I mean
  • For me.
  • Mexican chocolate ice cream can be spicy.
  • Yeah, I would think so.
  • And I don't like strawberry ice cream.
  • Really, what are the chances of them making two chocolate things incredibly hot in a row.
  • Doesn't that seem unlikely.
  • That's a good point, but I don't like strawberry ice cream.
  • And I look at that...man that would taste so good.
  • The one that doesn't have spice in it, is what I need so badly right now.
  • laughter
  • Yes. The irony.
  • You know, you're either gonna soothe it, or you're going to irritate it.
  • Yes.
  • You know what I'm saying?
  • And if you make it worse, then it's just ice cream town for me.
  • And i have to watch you just chow on some cream and enjoy it.
  • Hmm, I don't know.
  • I like chocolate.
  • This is what you're doing?
  • I'm doing chocolate.
  • Like you know anything!
  • Two ice creams. But I do want to make sure that they're the same amount.
  • That's roughly the same, right?
  • Yep, that's pretty heaping spoonfulls of ice cream.
  • Here we go.
  • dramatic music
  • laughter
  • Mmm.
  • It's cold, how spicy could it be?
  • That's some hot strawberries!
  • laughter
  • Ha ha ha ha!
  • That's some hot strawberries!
  • Tell me all about it.
  • It's totally undetectable.
  • I don't see it, at all.
  • It's undetectable with the eyes, but.
  • I was right, they wouldn't do chocolate tw...t.t.t... two times in a row.
  • I'm going to live.
  • I'm going to live to fight another day.
  • I'm going to live to fight in the bonus round.
  • Can I finish this one first?
  • Here we have the spice dice, which we will roll.
  • The first die that lands determines which hot sauce we have to consume.
  • The second die determines the number of drops we have to place on the cracker.
  • Which we have to eat in it's entirety.
  • We have starting with the least hot:
  • Lawyers breath
  • Chili Willy
  • Retching ripper
  • I'm not in the market for that procedure.
  • How about sphincter shrinker?
  • I'm not in the market for that one either.
  • Satan's blood
  • And flash bang
  • It looks like a grenade!
  • Yes. Okay, Link. You want to do the honours? Go first?
  • I'm going for the lawyer...go one!
  • Oops! There you go!
  • laughter
  • Okay. Roll it.
  • Ho!
  • Four!
  • Four!
  • That's Sphincter Shrinker.
  • Sphincter Shrinkler!
  • How many drops for link?
  • Man, it's a cool looking bottle!
  • Five! Five drops of the sphincter shrinker! Do it, Link!
  • Step right up and get your XXX hot sauce!
  • Dang, man, let me open the cap.
  • It's just wide open.
  • Whoo! It's got a good, like a cumin.
  • Whoa, that's a, curryish.
  • Curryish.
  • It's curryish, Link.
  • Alright. Five drops, huh?
  • One
  • Two
  • Ho ho...
  • No, they're big. Why the drops gotta be so plump?
  • Three
  • Four
  • laughter
  • four, four brother
  • ugh
  • that's a healthy amount!
  • Now I'll let that soak in while you roll your die.
  • Your sphincter could get shrunk too!
  • Yeah, you might want to guard your cracker.
  • I don't want to get dice in your hot sauce.
  • Ah! Ha ha ha ha! Yes! You got the Flash bang!
  • Alright, get another one of those.
  • Six. Six it up.
  • sighs
  • Three seems low, man.
  • Three? Of the hottest one?
  • Pop the grenade cap.
  • Now, it's interesting because there's kind of an equation happening here, right?
  • Whoa, did you see what just happened?
  • Whoa!
  • Ugh!
  • It's like a vial, man!
  • Hold that up to the light.
  • Oh my goodness, that looks potent.
  • Ugh.
  • So, the questions is.
  • Is three of the flash bang, gonna blow my sphincter out of the water.
  • Uh, yes. With out doubt!
  • Alright.
  • Three drops.
  • Plop it, don't drop it.
  • sizzle sound
  • Whoa!
  • Ahhhhh!
  • I expected it to smoke when it hits, but it doesn't.
  • Ahhh!
  • sizzle sound
  • Whoa, that was a big one!
  • Go for gusto, Rhett.
  • sizzle sound
  • Oh! I feel like for our tolerance level, like we're probably going to have a similar experience.
  • This is next level here, man.
  • laughter
  • I'm telling ya, I know that.
  • You've eaten a whole pepper, this is nothing!
  • This is so concentrated, man! This is spicier than Satan's blood!
  • Because Satan's blood is right there.
  • laughter
  • Alright, let's not delay this.
  • I'm so nervous!
  • My sphincter is very taught.
  • -You ready? You want to dink it? -I don't want to dink it.
  • Let's dink it.
  • C'mon.
  • Alright, here we go.
  • chewing
  • Mmmm, it's just hit me
  • muffled painful noise
  • Ohhh.
  • laughter
  • Ahhhhhh
  • I think yours is worse than mine.
  • Ah! Oh!
  • panting
  • A little went in my!
  • Yep
  • Ahhhh!
  • Would it help you to know that I think I'm doing okay?
  • laughter
  • You're doing okay?!
  • I think I'm doing okay.
  • I told you it wasn't anywhere close to it.
  • Mm.
  • No...Nothing is....nothing makes it better
  • laughter
  • yeah, do that.
  • Yeah!!!
  • I'm going to absorb it.
  • ABSORB!
  • ABSORB!
  • laughter
  • Absorb what?
  • THE PAIN! laughter
  • grunting
  • Don't pull a muscle now.
  • panting
  • You're doing good, Rhett. I'm proud of you.
  • Just give me a, give me a strong fist bump.
  • Like, push it. No.
  • Just push against it.
  • Uuuuugh!
  • Okay.
  • laughter
  • panting
  • -I mean, my mouth is hot but... -Mine is too!
  • laughter
  • But I just have a feeling that, uh, this flash bang really brought something that the sphincter didn't.
  • You alright?
  • laughter
  • Is it subsiding?
  • It just went from an 11 to a 10.
  • You're crying.
  • I'm not crying.
  • Your left eye is crying.
  • No, no. I'm absorbing the pain.
  • It's leaking out of your left eye.
  • Okay. I think I'm going to be okay. I feel like the worst has passed.
  • Your left eye is entirely blood shot.
  • Really?
  • Yeah.
  • You need, you need something?
  • I don't...I don't even... I don't need no TP!
  • I just need you to...like and comment and subscribe.
  • Thank you for doing that.
  • You know what time it is.
  • I'm Farah from the Philippines, and I'm Peter from the Netherlands.
  • We are in Indonesia!
  • And it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!
  • If you want to see how some of these hot foods were created
  • Watch Good Mythical Crew tomorrow morning on this channel.
  • And click through to Good Mythical More right now, click that I for convenience
  • It will take you to a popsicle taste test
  • so we can get some releif
  • Exotic popsicle taste test.
  • Exotic!
  • Let's end this. Ohhhh!
  • Beatboxing Goats!
  • Beatboxing goat noises
  • sings If you like Pina Colada, and getting caught in the rain
  • I don't know why I don't like coconut.
  • I'm such a jerk.
  • I'm sorry, Coconut.

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