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  • >>> YOU ARE WATCHING KWWL. WE NOW RETURN TO OUR LIVE
  • COVERAGE OF THE 2017 IOWA CITY ALL DISTRICT SPELLING BEE.
  • >> ALRIGHT, WELCOME BACK, FOLKS. I'M YOUR HOST EMILY STEELE.
  • >> AND I'M STILL YOUR COLOR COMMENTATOR, TODD ST. LUCIEN.
  • >> TODD, WHAT TO YOU MAKE OF THE BEE SO FAR.
  • >> EMILY, LET ME TELL YOU. SOME OF THE WORDS THESE KIDS
  • HAVE BEEN SPELLING ARE ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT.
  • >> OOH, NICE WORD, TODD. >> THANKS, JUST DON'T ASK ME TO
  • SPELL IT. >> SERIOUSLY?
  • ALL RIGHT. WELL THE SECOND ROUND IS JUST
  • ABOUT TO START. WHY DON'T WE JOIN THE ACTION.
  • >> CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR.
  • MY NAME IS KEVIN BLACK AND I'LL BE MODERATING THIS ROUND.
  • WILL THE FIRST CONTESTANT PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
  • >> AND FIRST TO THE MIKE IS EIGHTH GRADER, TONYA CLARK.
  • SHE BREEZED THROUGH ROUND ONE. LET'S SEE HOW SHE DOES THE
  • SECOND TIME AROUND. >> YOUR WORD IS BERATE.
  • >> COULD YOU USE IT IN A SENTENCE?
  • >> BERATE, I'M DEAD INSIDE BECAUSE MY STEPFATHER USED TO
  • BERATE ME WITH INSULTS AND EMASCULATE ME WITH FEMININE
  • NICKNAMES. BERATE.
  • >> COULD I GET THE DEFINITION, PLEASE?
  • >> BERATE, TO USE INSULTS AND FEMININE NICKNAMES SUCH AS
  • STUPID SUSIE TAMPON PRINCESS TO EMASCULATE YOUR STEPSON AND MAKE
  • HIM DEAD INSIDE. BERATE.
  • >> OKAY. BERATE, B-E-R-A-T-E.
  • BERATE. >> CONGRATULATIONS.
  • THAT IS CORRECT. [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> WELL, THAT WAS INSANE. >> I KNOW, SIX LETTERS.
  • THAT'S A LOT. >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL?
  • >> LET'S GET BACK TO THE ACTION WITH 14-YEAR-OLD JONATHAN
  • WINSLOW. >> YOUR WORD IS CHAGRIN.
  • >> COULD YOU USE IT IN A SENTENCE, PLEASE.
  • >> CHAGRIN. MY STEPFATHER KEVIN TOLD THE
  • ENTIRE LACROSSE TEAM THAT I HADN'T YET DEVELOPED PUBIC HAIR,
  • MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN. >> COULD I GET A DEFINITION?
  • >> CHAGRIN, THE FEELING OF SHAME THAT RESULTS FROM YOUR
  • STEPFATHER, KEVIN, TELLING THE ENTIRE LACROSSE TEAM THAT YOU
  • ARE QUOTE, LIKE A BABY SEAL DOWN THERE.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
  • CHAGRIN, C-H-A-G-R-I-N. CHAGRIN.
  • >> THAT IS CORRECT. [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> FIRST TWO WORDS INTO ROUND TWO, ANY THOUGHTS SO FAR?
  • >> SO FAR IT'S BEEN DEPRAVED. >> SOUNDS MORE LIKE A ROUND
  • THREE WORD. OKAY, NEXT UP, KEITH SINCLAIR.
  • LET'S SEE WHAT WORD HE GETS. >> YOUR WORD IS UROPHILIAC.
  • >> OKAY, NOW THAT'S WORD FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE GETTING PEED ON.
  • SO, YEAH, LOOKS LIKE THE REF IS GETTING INVOLVED.
  • >> SORRY FOR THE DELAY, APPARENTLY EUROPHILIAC ISN'T AN
  • APPROPRIATE WORD FOR A SPELLING BEE.
  • BUT THEY HAVE GIVEN ME A REPLACEMENT WORD INSTEAD.
  • YOUR NEW WORD IS ADOLESCENT. >> COULD YOU USE IT IN A
  • SENTENCE? >> ADOLESCENT.
  • I USED TO BE AN ADOLESCENT. NOW AS AN ADULT I AM A
  • UROPHILIAC. I DERIVE SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM
  • BEING TREATED LIKE A TOILET. ADOLESCENT.
  • >> COULD I JUST GET THE DEFINITION?
  • >> ADOLESCENT. WHAT I WAS BEFORE I CAME AN
  • ADULT UROPHILIAC. MEANING I DERIVE EROTIC PLEASURE
  • FROM BEING TREATED LIKE A TOILET.
  • ADOLESCENT. >> DAMN, MAN.
  • OKAY. ADOLESCENT.
  • A-D-O-L-E-S-C-E-N-T. ADOLESCENT.
  • >> CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SPELLED IT CORRECTLY.
  • >> YOU NEED HELP, DUDE. >> AND LAST UP IS DAVID ROBERTS.
  • >> HEY, MAN, CAN I GET A NORMAL WORD?
  • >> I'M JUST READING THE CARD. >> OKAY, WHATEVER, MAN.
  • >> YOUR WORD IS LITTLE PIG BOY. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> COULD YOU USE IT IN A SENTENCE?
  • >> LITTLE PIG BOY. MISTRESS HATES HER LITTLE PIG
  • BOY. I'M HER DIRTY LITTLE PIG BOY.
  • PLEASE STAND ON ME WITH YOUR BOOTS ON.
  • LITTLE PIG BOY. >> COULD I GET THE DEFINITION,
  • PLEASE? >> LITTLE PIG BOY IS THAT
  • PATHETIC DIRTY BITCH BABY MISTRESS GETS TO STAND ON.
  • LITTLE PIG BOY. >> IS THERE A COUNTRY OF ORIGIN?
  • >> LITTLE PIG BOY COMES FROM THE DIRT.
  • HE'S A WEASLEY LITTLE MUD GRUB WHO NEEDS TO BE STOOD ON.
  • LITTLE PIG BOY. >> OKAY.
  • I GUESS I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. LITTLE PIG BOY, L-I-T-T-L-E
  • P-I-G B-O-Y. LITTLE PIG BOY.
  • >> THAT IS CORRECT. [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> WELL, THAT'S IT FOR ROUND TWO.
  • EMILY, HOW DO YOU THINK IT WENT? >> BAD.
  • >> WELL, AT LEAST THE KIDS HAD FUN.
  • >> THEY DID NOT. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
  • >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • ♪♪♪

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Spelling bee contestants (Melissa Villaseñor, Luke Null, Chris Redd, Pete Davidson) struggle when the moderator (James Franco) makes the word choices personal.

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