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SoulCycle - SNL

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  • >>> WELL, THIS IS SOUL CYCLE. YOU'LL LOVE IT.
  • I GO EVERY LUNCH BREAK. >> OH, SO THAT'S WHERE YOU RUN
  • OFF TO? >> OH, PASS.
  • >> HEY, GUYS, WE ARE SO PSYCHED YOU'RE HERE
  • FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL CLASS. IT'S SOUL CYCLE IP INSTRUCTOR UD
  • ADDITIONS. TODAY YOU'LL BE RIDING WITH
  • MULTIPLE CYCLISTS WHO ARE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF JOINING THE SOUL
  • CYCLE FAMILY. LET'S RIDE!
  • >> THEY'RE AUDITIONS INSTRUCTORS?
  • >> YEAH. THAT'S WHY THE CLASS WAS FREE.
  • >> WHO DID I GIVE $80 TO? >> WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP, SOUL
  • CYCLE WHITE HARLEM? MY NAME IS FLINT, LIKE THE
  • WATER. LET'S GET THOSE LEG MUSCLES
  • GOING WHILE I TELL YOU WHAT I'M ABOUT.
  • I LIVE LIFE WITH NO REGRETS. ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIED.
  • IT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN. POOR GUY.
  • IF I'D BEEN THERE I WOULD HAVE STOPPED IT, BUT I WASN'T.
  • WILL YOU BE? LET'S RIDE!
  • >> IS HE SUGGESTING WE'LL SOMEHOW SAVE LINCOLN?
  • >> THE INSTRUCTORS ONLY SAY THINGS TO TRY AND INSPIRE YOU.
  • YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE YOUR LEGS, MARK.
  • >> OH, YEAH. >> DOPE, DOPE, DOPE, SOUL CYCLE.
  • MY NAME IS DEACON. AND JUST A WARNING, I HAVE AN
  • ADDICTION TO PUSHING MYSELF AND COCAINE.
  • BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN GIVING UP.
  • CHECK IT. I WAS THIS CLOSE TO PLAYING
  • A DEAD GUY IN THE J. LO IN THE MOVIE "HUSTLER" BUT
  • I DIDN'T GET IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T CALL ME IN FOR AN
  • AUDITION, BUT WHEN J. GO LO, I GO HIGH!
  • LET'S RIDE. >> WOW.
  • USING MICHELLE OBAMA LIKE THAT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
  • >> MARK, YOU'RE SWEATING BUT YOU'RE NOT MOVING.
  • PEDAL! >> HEY, SOUL CYCLERS.
  • MY NAME IS TRIX. HERE'S MY STORY.
  • IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS BULLIED FOR BEING TOO TALL, TOO THIN,
  • TOO PRETTY. THEY CALLED ME MODEL GIRL, OR,
  • HEY, MODEL. BUT I WASN'T A MODEL.
  • YET. AND HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MADE
  • ME FEEL? >> GOOD?
  • >> WE'RE HERE TO LIFT EACH OTHER UP.
  • SO TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND COMPLEMENT ONE PART OF THEIR
  • BODY. BE SPECIFIC.
  • >> TONED THIGHS. >> I AM NOT DOING THAT.
  • >> AND LOOK AT ME NOW. MY BOYFRIEND IS ONE OF THE
  • JOSH'S FROM "MILLION DOLLAR LISTING."
  • LET'S RIDE! >> I AM GOING TO PUT A CANDLE IN
  • FRONT OF THE PERSON I THINK IS DOING THE WORST.
  • >> ME? >> YOU HAVE SAD EYES, MA'AM.
  • ♪ DAMN, THEY CALL ME KYLE BUT I'M A GIRL ♪
  • ♪ WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE CORE OKAY
  • THREE TWO ONE ♪ ♪ AND FUNK THE BIKE
  • FUNK THE BIKE FUNK THE BIKE ♪
  • I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCIENTOLOGY BECAUSE I WAS TOO LAZY.
  • NEVER AGAIN. LET'S RIDE.
  • >> MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? >> THIS MOMENT IS SO MUCH MORE
  • THAN US AND OUR BEAUTIFUL BODIES.
  • THIS MORNING I GOOGLED RACISM, AND GUESS WHAT?
  • IT BUMMED ME OUT. AND THEN I GOOGLED GAY RACISM
  • AND THAT WAS EVEN WORSE. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
  • I FLUSHED MY COMPUTER DOWN THE TOILET, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED
  • THAT NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE! LET'S RIDE!
  • >> MIND IF I SHINE? LOOK, THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM
  • EVER SINCE ACTING WAS WHO HARD. I PUT MY LIFE ON HOLD LAST WEEK
  • WHEN I LOST MY LEG BECAUSE A LUMBERJACK THOUGHT IT WAS A TREE
  • TRUNK BUT AFTER BELIEVING HARD ENOUGH, MY LEG GREW BACK!
  • ONE STEP, TWO ROADS TO VERSIONS OF WOOD, I'LL TAKE BOTH.
  • LET'S RIDE. >> HI.
  • CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE ALL-STARS AND OFFICIALLY SOUL CYCLE
  • INSTRUCTORS! >> WHEW.
  • >> NO, NO, NO. EXCEPT FOR YOU.
  • YOUR BACKPACK WAS FULL OF COCAINE.
  • >> WOW. YOU WENT THROUGH MY BAG?
  • WELL, I GUESS WE'RE BOTH FIRED.

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Two SoulCycle riders (Mikey Day, Ego Nwodim) take a class led by people (David Harbour, Bowen Yang, Heidi Gardner, Kate McKinnon) auditioning to be an instructor.

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