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So Are They Just Gonna Ruin Every Show We Used to Like?

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  • Hey Guy welcome to Youtube.com,
  • The world's most, website.
  • So I'd like to think it's pretty common knowledge by now,
  • that I am, a grown-up.
  • Ah but, what you may not know about me is that I used,
  • to be, a kid.
  • A long time ago,
  • But I used to be a kid,
  • And I have very fond memories of the shows I used to watch as a kid.
  • Things like, Underwater Talking Sponge,
  • Uh, The Baby Show,
  • Boy Got Fish.
  • pretty much all the classics.
  • In a perfect world
  • I think these classic shows would reach their logical conclusion and then just end- no reboots, no extra seasons.
  • The problem is we don't live in that world. We live in a world where,
  • Nostalgia is a commodity and everything even remotely good is rebooted, one thousand times.
  • The most common and annoying example of this is the live-action
  • reboot of an animated thing, which in my experience has a success rate of about,
  • 0%
  • Well, no.
  • Maybe like 1%
  • The Scooby-Doo movies were pretty good.
  • But usually these feel doomed to fail from the start,
  • mostly because a lot of the shows and movies that get rebooted as live-action versions of a cartoon,
  • are things that really could only exist within a cartoon.
  • Like I think the perfect example of this is, Avatar The Last Airbender,
  • Which is an amazing show.
  • I love that show so much.
  • It's like the 11th highest-rated show of all time on IMDB.
  • pretty much universally beloved, it's beautifully animated,
  • and then they made it into a movie,
  • and it sucked ass.
  • 'Aang': "iT's TiMe FoR yOu To StOp DoInG tHiS."
  • Nothing looks right, the fight scenes are awkward.
  • The dialogue scenes are even more awkward.
  • "tHaT cHiLd Is BeInG aRrEsTeD."
  • 'Katara': "for what??"
  • Lead Fire Nation Soldier: "hE wAs BeNdInG tInY sToNeS aT uS fRoM bEhInD a TrEe."
  • ITREALLYHURT.
  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
  • and Avatar obviously isn't the only example of this,
  • there was the Death Note movie that was a train wreck,
  • Disney does this a lot; they did it with Beauty and the Beast which was-
  • Kind of weird.
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • was kind of weird.
  • And of course, they've got the Lion King coming up,
  • and everybody's favorite, Aladdin.
  • with Will Smith.
  • Youtuber Will Smith,
  • Way to go buddy!!
  • Youtuber Will Smith: "yUUUUUUUUUH"
  • Here's your big break, making it into Hollywood.
  • So that brings us to what I want to talk about..today...
  • Uh, the Kim Possible Disney Channel movie remake.
  • KP: "It's MISSION time."
  • Y'all remember Kim Possible?
  • There was a girl, and her friend...
  • ...and there was a rat.
  • I liked the show a lot as a kid. It wasn't one of my favorites.
  • Um, I think cause I probably thought it was for gUrLz...
  • ...cause you know...
  • ...she's a gUrL.
  • But it was a pretty good show and I'm sure if I were to watch it again now,
  • I would recognize it as being objectively better than most of the kids shows that are made today.
  • But as we discussed what happens with anything that is even remotely good and ten or more years old,
  • it gets rebOOted.
  • KP: "So a few years ago, I accidentally received a distress call."
  • (A DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIE)
  • "I was done with my homework, so-"
  • *suspenseful thud plays as Drew stares intensly*
  • "I answered it. Now, well, I save the world."
  • "Who am I?"
  • *do do dodo*
  • "I'm Kim Possible."
  • *stunned silence*
  • ....okaaay?
  • KP: "i gOt tHiS."
  • Dr. Drakken: "There's something about her that makes her able to defeat villain, after villain, after villain."
  • Ew.
  • Dr. Drakken: "I will sTeAL that spark."
  • KP & the Crew: "HOOUAH!"
  • Dr. Drakken: "THAT MAKES KIM POSSIBLE."
  • "GET HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
  • *more stunned silence*
  • (Yikes)
  • So it looks pretty good.
  • I like this comment,
  • *Drew reading* We want Kim Possible, not Kim Probably.
  • KP: "miNd iF wE cRaSh tHe paRtY??"
  • But that's just the trailer, you know?
  • Sometimes trailers are edited poorly,
  • or they just don't really showcase what the movie is really about,
  • or how it actually is so we don't want to judge too-
  • harshly.
  • Uh, but there's more;
  • they released a sneak peek.*chuckles*
  • and this is an actual scene from the movie.
  • [panting]
  • *KP out for her morning sprint in the middle of the road*
  • (Oh man, hope she got those extra minutes of sleep.)
  • [still panting]
  • *do do dodo*
  • Wade Load: "Kim, the bus is on your street now!!!"
  • *squeeeek*
  • *confused* She doesn't even...run good...
  • She's grunting, but her mouth isn't moving.
  • Literally the most basic activity
  • someone could do in an action movie is run,
  • and they managed to mess that up.
  • Then she sees the bus is there,
  • and she kind of speeds up, but doesn't actually speed up.
  • And then you got these dumbass moms.
  • *moms talking about Mom™ stuff*
  • Totally real baby: "wah, wah."
  • "mMM"
  • One of which is looking towards the baby,
  • but I guess she doesn't notice it rolling down the hill,
  • in an almost comical fashion.
  • *Real baby crying again*
  • mmMM
  • *Roll for no reason*
  • *grunts*
  • *Drew stares in shock*
  • *Grapple noises*
  • So she does a barrel roll for no reason and then shoots a grappler...
  • ...at the stroller??????????
  • Gossiping Mom: "OHMYGOSH."
  • *Baby noises*
  • Gossiping Mom: "Thank you, Kim!"
  • Thanks Kim, here's your gadget back
  • *laughs*
  • Wade Load: "ThE doOrS aRe cLOsiNg."
  • 10!
  • 9!
  • 8!
  • And then this kid has a countdown to when the doors are closing.
  • How would he know that?
  • 7!
  • How does he know when the bus driver's planning on closing the doors?
  • 5!!
  • *grapple hook noise*
  • 4! 3!
  • Drew: "wooooooooooow."
  • KP: "Made it!"
  • She made it. She made the bus.
  • Ron Stoppable: "B O O Y A H!"
  • Wait, so was he gonna close the doors if she was right outside, but didn't quite make it,
  • like 'Oh, sorry student, my hands are tied, the countdown ended. I gotta go.'
  • *le exit*
  • B O O Y A H 🗿
  • But I don't understand the most about this is it looks like a dumb,
  • stupid thing made for kids,
  • which is fine.
  • It's fine, if you're gonna make a Disney Channel movie for kids,
  • They typically all are.
  • But then, why do Kim Possible?
  • A show that started in 2002?
  • If you're making this for 8 year olds, an 8 year old doesn't know who the fuck Kim Possible is.
  • But even more than that, and probably even worse,
  • is it just looks bad.
  • OHMYGOSH
  • It doesn't look like something Disney made,
  • it looks like something a fan made,
  • and then put on YouTube.
  • Actually,
  • No,
  • I think a fan could have made a better version of this,
  • And in fact, I believe in that so strongly that that's exactly what I did.
  • BEEP BEEP BEE-DO
  • *'Kim Possible' running* (gracefull as ever I see)
  • Some boy in glasses: "Hurry up Kim, your mom's here!!"
  • *grunting and panting*
  • *unintelligible Mom™ talk*
  • Anyway...
  • "wah wah wah"
  • *gets payed for doing this*
  • wah wah wah
  • *'Kim possible' still rolling*
  • *Still rolling*
  • wah wah wah
  • *Mad tricks*
  • 'Kim Possible': Is this your baby?
  • *cry*
  • 'Mom on Phone': Thanks! You saved my baby's life!
  • 'Kim possible': No problem!
  • That kid with the glasses: Better step on it Kim, she's gonna leave in 5!
  • 4!
  • 3!
  • 2!
  • wwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuun (1)
  • B O O Y A H
  • Yeah, well I think it's safe to say my list of regrets, is now a little bit longer.
  • I'm probably gonna put that whole sketch by itself on Twitter.
  • So if you want you could go retweet it or just watch it again,
  • Or maybe I don't know send it to Disney,
  • and see if we can get them to remake the entire Kim Possible movie with me as Kim,
  • and Ron,
  • and everybody.
  • It's always been my dream to star in my own Disney Channel original movie.
  • I guess I just,
  • never thought it would be as a teenage girl.
  • Hey, speaking of dreams, why don't we check out some of my New Year's resolutions?
  • (holy shit he did it guys)
  • Well, that didn't take very long.
  • Oh wait, there's one more-
  • (well shit)
  • Well, it looks like I have to.
  • Guy, if you feel so inclined, I do have some new merch available, including this very cool t-shirt,
  • that is also very colorful and dare I say very good. (also subtitler approved go and snag one yall)
  • I've also got a couple of new hoodies on there, a huge collection of stickers, and
  • that sign. Because no matter how hard I try, I don't think I'll ever escape the shadow of my own legacy,
  • as the stop sign guy.
  • so if any of those things sound like they might make a good addition to your life (they will)
  • or the life of someone else that you know (it also will)
  • click the link in the description. Thank you guys so much for watching if you're not already,
  • Don't forget to hit that subscribe button,
  • or you might miss out on my next video
  • where I finally explain the difference,
  • between a butt and an ass. (fucking finally)
  • Goodbye.
  • [smooth old guy jazz]
  • Some of my favorite other shows as a kid,
  • gosh,
  • uh,
  • Boy Brain,
  • Manual Labor Guy,
  • Dog Detective,
  • Dog and Cat,
  • Bus.

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No hate to the girl who plays Kim, it's not her fault she was so horribly miscast.

clips I used:
kim possible trailer - /watch?v=TNRQT9ODqDI
kim possible sneak peek - /watch?v=tTVVEViB2ww

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