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  • -Wishing your man was here
  • He would be a handful.
  • [ Piano plays tender tune But, wow, do you miss him.
  • Now, you don't have to.
  • [ Upbeat tune plays ] Introducing My Drunk Boyfriend
  • the only life-size doll guaranteed to make you fee
  • like your man is right there with you.
  • And he's hammered.
  • [ Laughter ] [ Upbeat techno pulses ]
  • [ Whimsical tune plays ] -The new Amazon Echo
  • has everyone asking Alexa for help.
  • -Alexa, what time is it?
  • ♪♪♪♪
  • What the hell is wrong with this blasted thing?
  • Amanda!
  • -But the latest technology isn't always easy to use
  • for people of a certain age.
  • -These kids done bought me a busted machine again.
  • Odessa!
  • -That's why Amazon partnered with AARP
  • to present the new Amazon Echo Silver,
  • the only smart speaker devic designed specifically
  • to be used by the Greatest Generation.
  • It's super loud and responds to any name
  • even remotely close to Alexa
  • so they can find out the weather...
  • -Allegra, what is the weather outside?
  • -It is 74°° and sunny.
  • -Huh? -It is 74°°
  • and sunny. -Where?
  • -Outside. -What about it?
  • -The temperature outside is 74°° and sunny.
  • -I don't know about that.
  • -...the latest in sports..
  • -Clarissa, how many
  • did old Satchel strike out last night?
  • -Satchel Paige died in 1982.
  • -How many he get?
  • -Satchel Paige is dead.
  • -He what, now? -Died.
  • -Who did? -Satchel Paige.
  • -Ah.
  • I don't know about that.
  • [ Laughter ] -...even local news
  • and pop culture... -Anita!
  • What them boys up to across the street?
  • -They are just playing.
  • -They what, now?
  • -They are just playing.
  • -You say they just playin' now
  • -Yes. They are just playing.
  • -I don't know about that.
  • [ Laughter ] -Pair it to smart devices,
  • like your thermostat.
  • -Alessandra, [weakly] turn the heat up.
  • -The room is already 100°°
  • -Are you trying to kill me Alisade?
  • -The new Amazon Echo Silve plays all the music
  • they loved when they were young.
  • -Angela!
  • Play Black jazz!
  • -Playing, uh...jazz.
  • [ Sultry jazz plays ]
  • -It also has a quick-scan feature
  • to help them find things.
  • -Emelia, where did I put the phone?
  • -[sigh] The phone is in your right hand.
  • -And, it has an "Uh-huh" feature for long, rambling stories
  • -So then I gave him $5 and he said I only gave him $1
  • -Uh-huh. -I said, "I know
  • I gave you a five. -Uh-huh.
  • -'Cause I only had a five and a one on me.
  • -Uh-huh. -And this the $1 right here.
  • -Uh-huh. -So, I mean,
  • you tell me who's crazy.
  • -Amazon Echo Silver.
  • Get yours today.
  • I said, Get yours today!
  • To order Amazon Echo Silver,
  • send a check or money orde to amazon.com right now.
  • [ Laughter and applause ]
  • [ Upbeat tune plays ]
  • -We've all been there.
  • It's your first trip to New York City
  • and you've got your perfec Times Square selfie
  • all lined up.
  • [ Camera shutter clicks ] And your big melon
  • takes up the whole photo.
  • Fail!
  • What to do?
  • -I'll tell you what.
  • You need the original selfie stick.
  • -Get in here, you guys!
  • [ Camera shutter clicks ] -♪♪ The revolution ♪♪
  • ♪♪ Is beginning ♪♪
  • -This thing is great, but my arm's getting really tired
  • and I wish I didn't have to hold it up the whole time
  • -Got ya covered, girlfriend.
  • Take a gander at the new hands-free selfie stick.
  • -Hands-free?
  • -That's right! With this,
  • you won't have to hold it at all.
  • -Awesome! Unh!
  • -Now, you're in total control.
  • [ Laughter ] -It's really, really up my butt.
  • -Sure is! -Try it!
  • ♪♪♪♪
  • -Using it is easy.
  • When you wanna take a picture, just clench.
  • [ Camera shutter clicks ]
  • -Ah-uh! [ Camera shutter clicks ]
  • [ Camera shutter clicking
  • -I love it.
  • I never leave home without it.
  • Smile! -Why?
  • -So you look cute in the picture.
  • -It takes pictures?! How? [ Laughter ]
  • [ Camera shutter clicking Unh-unh! Oh, that's how.
  • [ Camera shutter clicks ]
  • [ Camera shutter clicks ] -♪♪ The revolution ♪♪
  • ♪♪ Is beginning ♪♪
  • ♪♪ So tell me do you have
  • ♪♪ That feeling? ♪♪ -Unh!
  • -Unnnh! -Aah!
  • [ Music climbs ]
  • -Free up your creativity.
  • With the original hands-free selfie stick.
  • -It's the best! -I can barely feel it anymore!
  • Smile!
  • -♪♪ The revolution ♪♪ [ Camera shutter clicking
  • ♪♪ Is beginning ♪♪
  • -Unh! -The hands-free selfie stick
  • [ Applause ] -Like a lot of people,
  • I love to smoke.
  • But my friends and family always make me go outside to do it.
  • So that's why I now use e-meth
  • It's crystal meth, but electronic.
  • So it produces vapor, instead of smoke,
  • and that means I can ride the ice pony
  • anywhere I want. [ Laughter ]
  • -Smoking is a social thing for me.
  • Without my meth pipe,
  • I don't know what to do with my hands.
  • But, now, I do know what to do with them --
  • smoke meth.
  • [ Coughing ]
  • It's good.
  • -Thanks to e-meth, now, I don't even need
  • to leave the bar to get my sweet shabu shabu.
  • Mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere.
  • At the office. [ Ring ]
  • At the grocery store.
  • In a bathtub in the middle of the road.
  • Or face-down, in a big old tire.
  • -E-meth is healthier because it doesn't contain antifreeze,
  • but, it still has that great meth taste.
  • -E-meth lets me get totall gacked up on whoop chicken
  • without yellowing my teeth
  • -Ohh!
  • -See? Perfectly white.
  • [ Laughter ] What?
  • Hello. This is he.
  • -Thank to e-meth, I can now even smoke
  • inside my favorite restaurant.
  • -Excuse me, sir.
  • You can't smoke meth in here
  • -It's okay.
  • [chuckle] It's electronic.
  • -I don't care.
  • You in my livin' room.
  • And you nekkid!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -[Coughs]
  • -[Shouting] -[Cries out]
  • -[Both shouting]
  • -E-meth is not for everyone.
  • Talk to your doctor if you experience body rot,
  • face melt, painful death, or fatigue.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -E-meth.
  • Ya know it's good 'cause it's blue, bitch.
  • [ Cheering and applause ]
  • [ Upbeat tune plays ]
  • -Shopping online is as easy as it gets.
  • [ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]
  • Wouldn't it be great if hiring plumbers...
  • [ Ding! ] ...carpenters...
  • [ Ding! ] ...and even piano tuners
  • [ Ding! ] was just as simple?
  • Now it is, with ARON's List.
  • With just a few clicks, you can find anyone,
  • from a handyman to a house cleaner.
  • -Like Angie's List?
  • -Sure. Except we offer price 30% lower than our competitors
  • -Wow! Where do you find these guys, Aron?
  • -[laughing] Oh. I'm not ARON.
  • ARON stands for the
  • American Registry Of Nonviolen sex offenders.
  • [ Music stops ] [ Laughter ]
  • -What?
  • -Look,
  • no one wants to hire the bad kind of sex offender
  • That's why ARON's List only features
  • nonviolent individuals
  • who committed low-level sexual misdemeanors,
  • like streaking,
  • public urination,
  • missed the cutoff on statutory stuff,
  • toilet camera,
  • and penis pranks.
  • And their offender status makes them eager
  • to find jobs of any kind.
  • -Huh! So, do you have lawn specialists?
  • -I'm sorry and I'm ready to work!
  • -What about janitors, for my small business?
  • -There are literally thousands of us.
  • -Even dog walkers?
  • -I'll do it.
  • -And they'll always be upfront about their offenses
  • -I exposed myself on a jumbotron.
  • [chuckle] Take that, kiss cam.
  • -I peed in all the file cabinets
  • marked "P."
  • -Wow. Where have you guys been all my life?
  • -Let's just say living in a tent village
  • under the highway.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • [ Camera shutter clicks ]
  • -ARON's List --
  • because the real crime
  • is high prices.
  • [ Jaunty tune plays ]
  • -Whoo!
  • -I hope you're having fun.
  • I know it sucks Brad's outta town.
  • -Yeah, you know, but it's still nice
  • to have some me time, right?
  • -There she is.
  • -Babe, stop.
  • -What? I can't help it. I love you so much.
  • -Oh! -Whoa!
  • -Watch it, guy.
  • -Oh, you wanna fight me?
  • Let's get it, bro!
  • -Okay, that's my cue.
  • I gotta get him outta here -Okay. I'll see you guys later
  • -You'll never find love like this!
  • -Okay, that's enough.
  • [ Piano plays tender tune -Wishing your man was here
  • He would be a handful.
  • But, wow, do you miss him.
  • Now, you don't have to.
  • [ Upbeat tune plays ] Introducing My Drunk Boyfriend
  • the only life-size doll guaranteed to make you fee
  • like your man is right there with you.
  • And he's hammered.
  • 150 pounds of dead weight,
  • and you get to be his babysitter.
  • Designed to mimic the behavior
  • of the sloppy grown man that you can't get enough of
  • Programmed to say over 200 unique phrases.
  • -[slurred] I think I'm gonna take piano lessons.
  • -It's always a fun night with My Drunk Boyfriend.
  • -"Cops"! I wanna watch "Cops."
  • -You'll love hearing about his big plans.
  • -I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna call my boss and quit.
  • -Or when he cries over a dead relative
  • he's never mentioned before.
  • -[Sobs] -Ohhhh.
  • -My uncle! -Ohhhh.
  • -[Sobs] -How sad.
  • -My uncle! -With My Drunk Boyfriend
  • beside you, you'll never miss out
  • on a night of rolling him over when he snores.
  • And, oh, no! Watch out! [ Ding! ]
  • My Drunk Boyfriend has a timer set
  • to get up in the middle of the night
  • and pee into your hamper.
  • -No, no, that's the laundry.
  • ♪♪♪♪
  • -Good-good, right?
  • -Plus, with the new My Drunk Boyfriend Expansion Pack,
  • you'll get all sorts of accessories.
  • Like pants that don't come all the way off,
  • a charred frozen pizza that he brought into bed,
  • a glass of water he will ignore,
  • and just one more beer.
  • My Drunk Boyfriend.
  • He's a problem.
  • But he's your problem.
  • -From the makers of My Drunk Girlfriend.
  • -[slurred] Are you mad at me?
  • -Yeah. I'm mad at you.
  • [ Cheering and applause ]
  • -Hey, Mom.
  • -Hey, Ben.
  • Guess who got arrested. -Who?
  • -Kevin Summerland.
  • -Who?!
  • -You know, Calvin Sonogram
  • -Oh, do you mean Kiefer Sutherland?
  • -Yes, that's it. -Oh. [chuckle]
  • -Moms. They love us and they take care of us.
  • But one thing they can't d is remember celebrities' names
  • Now you don't have to wast hours a day trying to decipher
  • which celebrity your mother's referring to
  • with the new Mom Celebrity Translator.
  • Simply enter the name as pronounced by your mother..
  • -Kite Carbonaugh.
  • -Then, enter whatever vague information
  • your mother knows about this person.
  • -She's on TV
  • and she's crazy.
  • -And, seconds later, you'll have the translation.
  • -Ohhh!
  • Kim Kardashian! [ Laughter ]
  • Yeah, she's crazy.
  • -Honey, who do you think is cuter,
  • Rabbi Renaldo or Champ Crawdaddy?
  • -Oh, you mean Ryan Reynold or Chase Crawford?
  • Yeah, neither. I like Jake Gyllenhaal.
  • -Who? -It even works backwards.
  • -Sorry. Joe Geronimo.
  • -Oh. I love Joe Geronimo.
  • He was so good in "Breakdance Fountain."
  • -And the Mom Celebrity Translator even comes
  • with audio playback, so moms can hear the right pronunciation
  • -Keith Ragu.
  • -Keanu Reeves.
  • -Ohhh!
  • -That's what I said.
  • -The Mom Celebrity Translator.
  • Look for it wherever Mom products are sold.
  • So...Ann Taylor.
  • ♪♪♪♪

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Watch these SNL tech commercial parodies for brands like Amazon Echo Silver and E-Meth to keep up to date on all the latest gadgets.

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