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  • >> OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE
  • STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS
  • FROM OUR PANEL. >> PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN,
  • CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT.
  • LET'S BE REAL. I'M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF
  • MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS
  • INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. >> NOW, THAT'S VERY ADMIRABLE,
  • RAY. >> THAT'S WHY I SAID UNLESS I
  • GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS, I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT
  • BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON. >> WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END
  • BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK
  • YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT. >> NO PROBLEM.
  • >> ABSOLUTELY. DON'T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM
  • US. >> WONDERFUL.
  • NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO
  • YOU? >> YES.
  • QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED PARTICLES.
  • >> IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE. >> BANANAS.
  • >> FANTASTIC. NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR
  • PROJECTS. >> MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL
  • PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER.
  • >> HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE.
  • >> THANK YOU. >> THAT'S VERY KIND.
  • THANK YOU. >> BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN
  • AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A PIECE OF PLYWOOD.
  • >> THANK YOU, SIR. IT WAS HARD TO MAKE.
  • >> I'M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO A PIECE OF PLYWOOD?
  • I DON'T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR. >> PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR
  • OWN PROJECT, MILES. >> CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
  • HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00. >> HEY, COACH.
  • I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A PLUS.
  • >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS, RIGHT.
  • >> MAY I READ MY FINDINGS? >> OF COURSE, RAY.
  • >> SORRY. NERVOUS.
  • BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT MONKEYS EAT.
  • THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS, YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY
  • BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND. >> I'M SORRY.
  • THERE'S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA BOARD.
  • >> HEY. THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA.
  • >> I PROMISE YOU THAT'S AN ORANGE.
  • >> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US LOSE THE GAME, NERD?
  • IS IT CONTINUE, RAY. >> I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS
  • BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS' WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM
  • BECAUSE THEY'RE YUMMY. THANK YOU.
  • >> BRILLIANT. TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY.
  • THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL QUESTIONS.
  • >> MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING
  • FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS? >> I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER
  • RESEARCH IN THAT AREA. >> VERY DISAPPOINTING.
  • >> THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS. SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS.
  • NOW, RAY, WHAT'S THE OUTSIDE OF A BANANA CALLED?
  • >> THE CRUST. >> BINGO.
  • >> HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR, PLEASE.
  • IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING CONDENSATION CURVE.
  • >> IT'S NOT CLEAR. I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT.
  • >> ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE, LIKE, SO SURE?
  • >> NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND
  • YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY? >> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
  • PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. >> I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A MONTH
  • BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A
  • BANANA GIFF? >> IT'S OKAY.
  • >> I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID! >> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE READY TO
  • ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES. NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%.
  • >> WHAT? >> HEATHER, 70.2%.
  • >> I HATE THIS SCHOOL. >> AND, RAY, I'M HAPPY TO SAY
  • YOU SCORED 100%. >> COACH, I DID IT!
  • >> HUH? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
  • YOU'RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD.
  • >> YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME AFTER ALL.
  • >> I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL.
  • I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I'M
  • NOT WORRIED. [ APPLAUSE ]

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Three judges (Beck Bennett, Aidy Bryant, Kenan Thompson) play favorites while reviewing students' (Mikey Day, Vanessa Bayer, John Cena) projects.

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