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Sauce - SNL

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Oct 12, 2019

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  • >>> NANA, PAPA, WE'RE HERE. >> WHERE ARE THEY?
  • >> OH, MY GOD. NANA'S SAUCE SMELLS SO GOOD.
  • >> OH! AMORE!
  • [ SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE!
  • OH! COME IN.
  • GIB YOUR GRANDMA HUG. I'M MAKING SAUCE FOR YOU, AH?
  • >> HEY! MARCO!
  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE SAUCE SPOT?
  • HUH? STAY AWAY FROM MY SAUCE.
  • >> I JUST THINK IT NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE THICK.
  • YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T WANT A RUNNY SAUCE.
  • IT'LL RUN ALL OVER THE NOODLES. THE NOODLES GO IN THE SAUCE.
  • >> WHAT DO YOU PUT IN THERE? >> I PUT PARMESAN.
  • >> YOU SEE WHAT I PUT UP WITH? HUH?
  • >> SHE PUT UP WITH THIS BECAUSE SHE LIKE THE WAY I MAKE LOVE TO
  • HER. SHORT AND SLOW.
  • >> GRANDPA GOOD TO SEE YA. >> OH, HE JOKING BUT ALL THE
  • DIRTY STUFF. HUH?
  • >> I'M NOT. I'M NOT.
  • I CAN'T RESIST THIS WOMAN. HER KISS -- LIKE A FINE WINE.
  • THE OLDER SHE GETS THE BETTER THEY TASTE.
  • >> YEAH. WE GET IT, BUT SWEET TO KNOW.
  • >> IS IT? >> YEAH, IT IS.
  • >> ANYWAY, YOU GUYS, THE SAUCE SMELLS GREAT.
  • >> OH, THANK YOU. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT ALL DAY.
  • >> IT SMELL A LITTLE THIN TO ME. >> MARCO!
  • GET AWAY FROM THE SAUCE. GET YOUR BODY AWAY FROM THE
  • SAUCE! >> GET MY WHAT AWAY FROM THE
  • SAUCE? >> I THINK YOU HEARD ME.
  • YOUR BODY. >> YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT MY
  • BODY? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAY?
  • THEN GET READY FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S CRAZY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
  • >> OH, GET OFF OF ME, OLD MAN. THE GRANDCHILDREN, NO!
  • THEY'RE GOING TO SEE WE ALL SEX 24/7, NO, WE DON'T THINK THAT.
  • WE DON'T WANT TO THINK THAT. >> YEAH.
  • THE SAUCE IS MAYBE ALMOST READY. >> SMELLS LIKE IT COULD ALMOST
  • BE READY. >> YEAH, YEAH.
  • YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
  • >> YOU CAN TELL WHEN THE SAUCE IS READY BY THE SMELL IN THE
  • AIR. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MARCO?
  • >> I THINK IT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE THICK.
  • IT LOOK LIKE A JUICE. THAT'S NOT SAUCE.
  • THAT'S LIKE HAWAIIAN PUNCH. >> OH!
  • THAT'S MY SAUCE YOU TALK ABOUT. I HAVE TO SMACK YOU UP SIDE OF
  • BACK OF THE HEAD. DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SAUCE.
  • >> SOMETIMES WHEN I GET ANGRY AT ME, IT MAKE MY THING WORK AGAIN.
  • >> OH, YOU LIKE WHEN I GET ANGRY AH, DO YOU?
  • THAT'S WHAT MARCO WANTS? WHAT?
  • YOU WANT ME SPANK YOU? YEAH!
  • YOU WANT ME DEGRADE YOU IN FRONT OF THE GRANDCHILDREN?
  • I WANTED YOU TO BE IN CHARGE. >> IF THE SAUCE ISN'T READY,
  • WE CAN JUST GO OUT. US THREE, JUST GO TO GET ITALIAN
  • OUT SOMEWHERE. >> YEAH.
  • WE COULD STEP OUT. UNLESS THIS IS PART OF IT FOR
  • YOU WHICH I WOULD NOT LIKE. >> YEAH.
  • WE COULD GO OUT AND EAT. SO WE CAN COME BACK AND HAVE A
  • DIFFERENT TIME. SOMETHING UNLIKE WE'RE HAVING
  • NOW. >> NO.
  • SO MUCH SAUCE. IT WILL GO TO WASTE.
  • MARCO, MARCO, YOU UPSET THE GRANDCHILDREN WITH THAT SPICE
  • AROUND ME. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
  • I GAVE THIS WOMAN FOR 54 YEARS, SHE'S STILL TURNING ME ON LIKE
  • I'M A YOUNG BOY. I'M READY TO SEW MY SEED AND --
  • GET SOILED, YOU KNOW? >> AND MARCO, JUST CHECK THE
  • SAUCE. JUST CHECK THE SAUCE!
  • >> OKAY, I CHECK THE SAUCE. STILL THINK THE SAUCE IS TOO
  • THIN. TASTE IT.
  • YOU'LL SEE. RIGHT IN THE YOUR MOUTH.
  • OPEN YOU MOUTH. COME ON.
  • IT'S NOT READY, MY LOVE. >> AH -- OH, AH!
  • AH -- >> WE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE
  • SAUCE AND THE KIDS! OH, NO!
  • >> MARCO, NO, NO. WE DO THE SAUCE.
  • >> I WANT YOU SO BAD. >> OH, NO!
  • >> NO. LET'S GET ON THE TABLE.
  • COME ON. >> WHAT?
  • >> WHAT, WHAT? OH.
  • >> OH. OH --
  • OH -- OKAY.
  • >> IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

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An Italian grandmother (David Harbour) and grandfather (Kate McKinnon) get into heated arguments about a sauce.

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