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Return to #POLISHMOUNTAIN | The Clear Adventure | 100+ Coats of Nail Polish

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Return to #POLISHMOUNTAIN | The Clear Adventure | 100+ Coats of Nail Polish
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  • Too much time on her hands!
  • Uhhh, what in the actual f*ck? As a nail tech, I'm offended
  • Clearly, that sort of behavior needs some mental treatment
  • This nail artist just applied 116 coats of nail polish all because she was bored
  • Needs referral to a mental health unit
  • Why is this a trend? It's so f*cking unattractive and looks like shit. Clearly a waste of nail polish.
  • I always find it somewhat frightening that people like this are wandering the streets
  • Is that meant to be attractive? If so, suggest she stops giving beauty advice
  • This is the dumb, most dumb, dumbest, extra dumb this... that's for unemployed women!
  • The point of this person being alive is?
  • [While the comments are scrolling through, Cristine tosses and turns; moaning and groaning to the nightmares that the comments are giving her.]
  • Cristine: No... No!
  • Ben: Cris... What's wrong?
  • Cristine: Sometimes I feel like I left a piece of myself at polish mountain...
  • Ben: What?
  • Cristine: I must return.
  • okay internet where the fuck did i leave off on polish mountain, what have ya got for me
  • Okay, internet...
  • Where the f*ck did I leave off on Polish Mountain?
  • What'dya got for me?
  • Person in video: Off all these nail polishes-
  • Cristine: 250+ coats (grrrrrr....)
  • 250+ coats? grrrrrrr
  • And her boyfriend did it? Are you f*cking kidding me?
  • and her boyfriend did it are you f*cking kidding me
  • Edible Nail Polish Mountain?
  • What the f*ck?
  • Ooooh, rainbow. That's kinda pretty.
  • More rainbows!
  • Hey, look it's my cat vinyls.
  • 100 Coats of Acrylic (Well that's cheating.)
  • 200 Coats (God Damn It.)
  • Watermarble polish mountain?
  • Okay, now you're just mocking me.
  • This shit is all over Instagram!
  • Except these people- who the f*ck are these people?
  • 400 coats!
  • [Crying internally and externally.]
  • Polish Mountain on a doll?
  • Okay then..?
  • 100 coats of Lägger on your face?
  • 100 coats of lipstick?
  • 100 coats of mascara, really?
  • 100 teeshirts?
  • 100 coats of Korean?
  • Capas de Nail Polish?
  • Warstw Lakieru, wha-?
  • Una Montagna di Smalto
  • ... I can't read that.
  • Polish mountain has taken over the world!
  • How am I gonna beat anyone?
  • Well y'know what they say, if you don't like the game, [sassy hair flip] change the rules!
  • [close laptop, cracks knuckles] Uuuhhhh.... yeah....
  • Stretching out!
  • For the next.. twelve.. hours.
  • But this time, the clear edition.
  • Let's do this bitch!
  • So I got myself some glossy tacos, that's top coats for people who are new to this channel.
  • You should subscribe now.
  • So you don't miss other words I mispronounce.
  • Got myself this massive, giant bottle of quick-dry topcoat refill!
  • I'm gonna start off with my peel off base coat.
  • Obviously.
  • And yes, to maintain true challenge element of this video, I'm still painting with my opposite hand.
  • STOP SHAKING! STOP IT!
  • Next, before I get started on the clear Polish Mountain
  • I'm applying some bright blue holo because like it's gonna be the bottom of the ocean.
  • [singing] How deep is your Holo? Is it like the ocean? [holosexual anthem]
  • Rainbows in Motion!
  • Oh yeah...
  • I-I just sang that for the new people here that have never heard my remix before.
  • I would fill the f*cking ocean with holo, if I wouldn't get arrested for mass pollution.
  • Are we starting this that early now?
  • Gonna need all the sugar I can get! [anxious laugh]
  • Thought it would be cool if I use black light reactive topcoat.
  • Woohoo! Do ya guys see that?!
  • Look at that glow, yas.
  • Time to build the ocean, Cristine!
  • I am God.
  • How many coats has it been?
  • I just started and I can't even count that- that low
  • [Nail polish cap and bottle tapping]
  • Sippy sippy!
  • [Sad sippy noises] I'm out of tea!
  • Ben: Here's some food.
  • Cristine: What is it? Ooh yay! Food! Thanks bae!
  • So on my Twitter, just now, I told everyone that I'm filming someting for the next twelve hours.
  • You're just too predictable, Cristine!
  • [Blows on nails so that they can be dry.]
  • [Manhandles package with teeth]
  • The apples were too healthy, I had to balance it out!
  • Omnomnomnomnom
  • Oh hi Menchie! [holosexual love]
  • When did you get there?
  • Menchie wanted to come to Polish Mountain with me.
  • Hey guys, we are kinda running into a dilemma.
  • Even though there is only blue at the very bottom
  • No matter which way I rotate it, it looks like a shit load of blue.
  • [sigh] I don't think my experiment is gonna work.
  • [to Ben] Does this mean I have to restart again? Like last time?
  • Alright, I guess everyone should get ready for some pre-mature peel porn.
  • [sexy peel porn music]
  • Ben: You're really gonna start now?
  • Cristine: I am a dedicated Polish Mountain warrior-
  • [hits elbow] Ow, f*ck.
  • Think I'm gonna leave the pinkie on, just as an expirement
  • And we'll just keep building it up.
  • [sigh.] *Clear* we go again.
  • The other ones, not like the other ones, not like the other ones..
  • [text ping] Who's texting me?!
  • Would ya stop trying to TAUNT ME?
  • Natalie?!
  • Top coats getting a little stringy..
  • Nail polish gods trying to get back at me for doing something so stupid.
  • [in a sarcastic tone] This woman...
  • This is not smart
  • This is really not smart
  • EUGH THIS IS NOT SMART
  • F*CK
  • F*CK
  • SHIT
  • Let's continue now.
  • I love me some fresh, glossy, taco.
  • Ben: I got you top coats for dinner.
  • What?! [currently dying]
  • Oh. [Continues laughing.]
  • I'm hungry, but I can't feed myself.
  • Ben: I'm not feeding you
  • Cristine: What? [proceeds to gnaw off Ben's arm]
  • Cannibalism!
  • These are some glossy tacos
  • Thank you dear
  • Ben: Have fun in here.
  • Cristine: I'll see ya tomorrow.
  • [Ben sneezing]
  • Bless you, child.
  • [The fumes get to Cristine's head as she attempts to sing a Coldplay song.]
  • F*cking Coldplay.
  • Who thinks they should answer Snapchat calls soon?
  • I wanna look good for ya, good for ya.
  • Snapchat...
  • Turtle is calling!
  • How do I answer? ANSWER!
  • Think Snapchat is frozen
  • Open!
  • NOTHING IS WORKING!
  • Holo! (Hello!) [holosexual feels]
  • What's up?
  • Does your cat talk?
  • [Cricket noises]
  • Or- or no?
  • Neither of you talk.
  • The app just shut off!
  • It just shut off, like it just exited. I didn't even touch anything!
  • Aww, I feel so bad.
  • Snapchat, what the hell man?
  • Let's try this again
  • Someone named "boredscreaming" is calling.
  • Do I want to answer that?
  • Hi boo! [holosexuals communicating]
  • Alright, we are going to try again on Ben's phone.
  • Hello?
  • Maple but- are you Canadian?
  • It just crashed and died again!
  • [sigh]
  • Ben: You have to tell them.
  • Cristine: This is so discouraging.
  • It's like frozen.
  • It won't let me do- f*ck all
  • Your phone just restarted!
  • So frustrating, I'm sorry guys! [holosexual frustration]
  • I just want to talk to my people! Might as well do another coat.
  • Okay, your phone is like burning.
  • I don't think that's good.
  • More like, snapcrap.
  • Holo?
  • I'm just painting my nails
  • Don't die!
  • I think we should make some ocean paraphernalia.
  • Now to turn them into little stickers.
  • Gonna put a top coat on them
  • Is there a top of the mountain? Or is it just an illusion? [how deep are your holosexual thoughts?]
  • Yes!
  • How am I supposed to use scissors?
  • Thanks- Thanks bae.[simplybaelogical]
  • Now I'm just gonna stick my little-
  • Now this can either look really cool or really stupid.
  • And we add another top coat
  • Guess what time it is, bae?
  • Why don't you guess?
  • F*ckin tea time!
  • That's what time it is. [ holosexual ah of relieve]
  • Because Starbucks was closed right now.
  • How is it midnight? [holosexual cries of frustration]
  • So. Many. Tacos.
  • Cristine: Yeah, right?
  • Ben: Alright, I think I'm gonna go to bed.
  • Cristine: You don't want to stay up with me all night and experience my journey to Polish Mountain?
  • Are my eyes bloodshot?
  • Ben: Zyler?
  • Cristine: I think Zyler is doing Polish Mountain
  • The cat edition.
  • Doesn't it-
  • Ben: Hey, wanna say hi?
  • Holo?
  • Is everyone sleeping?
  • Oh, I'm sorry!
  • She's like-
  • They probably think you're talking to boys on the phone
  • How late is it where you are?
  • Ben: Yeah, we're in the same timezone
  • Cristine: We're in the tame
  • Tame
  • Tame sime
  • What?
  • Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
  • Had too much nail polish to drink
  • Do you want to say hi to Ben?
  • No?
  • Oh, o-okay..?
  • Boys have cooties
  • Thank you for watching my videos!
  • Bye!
  • Think we should add a thin coat of holo taco...
  • Let's get wild!
  • Ooooh, yes. [getting the holo fix]
  • [empty drink slurp]
  • I'm out of sugar!
  • [Yawning]
  • This could theoretically can go on forever
  • I could die doing the Polish Mountain
  • That's how dangerous this activity really is
  • Thought you went to bed?
  • Bow chicka wow wow
  • Wow wow
  • It's not quite peel porn time yet, Cristine
  • Not quite
  • Can't stop, won't stop, Polish Mountain climbing!
  • Someone please remind me on why I wanted to do this again?
  • I could be out with friends
  • Having fun?
  • Nobody likes a quitter! [holosexuals never quit]
  • Even though my back and wrist are pretty much killing me
  • They say that you can't remember pain.
  • And obviously, I forgot what it was like the last time I did this.
  • Getting really hard to use that topcoat so I got another one
  • I don't go on vacation, I go on Holo-days.
  • [Aggressively rubbing hair with Cindy.]
  • I'm gonna make this my final glossy taco.
  • This mountain, yeah, this one is like, double the size.
  • Hmmmm... Kay, never mind, one more
  • The mountain is addicting!
  • Yeah, I lied, another, last coat.
  • You can see the nail and the shapes like that
  • And then you turn it, and it's like, "Oh shit! Oh shit, that shit's see through!"
  • What? Mind is blown! Your mind is- is blowing up into tiny pieces!
  • Right now.
  • Do you know how Moses parted an ocean? Or something...
  • Yeah, well I f*cking built an ocean!
  • These are like aquarium nails, but better!
  • It's like those clear gummy bears, you just wanna..
  • Oh shit, I actually touched it!
  • What's inside my nails challenge?
  • That's, that's a weird one.
  • Ooooh, that is f*cking awesome!
  • Now it's time to rave!
  • Rave!
  • I'm naked, you just can't see me!
  • I actually really like the idea of objects trapped inside of a clear liquid.
  • Thank you for coming with me on my journey to Clear Polish Mountain,
  • it was a pleasure having you.
  • If you're not subscribed to this channel, you- you could do that, you could- you could subscribe
  • That is an option!
  • Okay, what time is it, Mr. Wolf?
  • Thank you all so much for watching!
  • This is- this is kinda fun!
  • Okay, I'm gonna go now! Bye!
  • Bye!
  • Bye!
  • [seductive peel porn music begins]

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Description

After the Internet went a little crazy (they are crazy, not me) I decided I must RETURN TO POLISH MOUNTAIN!! This time with a twist, based on suggestions from you guys! Shoutout to all the people who know how to have a little fun before they die!

♡ Subscribe to never miss new nail art tutorials! http://bit.ly/subsimply

FIRST JOURNEY TO POLISH MOUNTAIN: http://bit.ly/POLISHMOUNTAIN
RAINBOW YOUTUBE NAILS: http://bit.ly/RainbowYouTube
HOW I KEPT THEM ON FOR 13 DAYS: http://bit.ly/MakeYourManiLast
GLOW NAILS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/GLOWNails
MY HOLOS PORNO: http://bit.ly/SimplyNPorno

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♡ Nail polishes from my intro porno: http://bit.ly/SimplyNCollection1

♡ My fav nail polishes, INTERNATIONAL shipping too ;)
http://bit.ly/MenchiesFaves1

♡ My cat's very own nail polish:
http://bit.ly/MenchieTheCatPolish1

♡ My fav nail art products (brushes, nail vinyls, loose glitter):
http://bit.ly/NailVinyls1

♡ Even more nail art products (stamping, mats, decals): http://bit.ly/NailArtStuff1
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♡PRODUCTS USED IN THIS VIDEO:♡

♥ Peel-off base coat: http://bit.ly/peeloffbase1
♥ Quick-dry glossy top coat: http://bit.ly/SCTopCoat1
♥ Black light top coat: http://bit.ly/GlowTopCoat
♥ Holo top coat: http://bit.ly/NLHoloTopCoat
♥ My own blue holo glitter polish: http://bit.ly/HowDeepIsYourHoloH or http://bit.ly/HowDeepIsYourHoloH2

ON MY OTHER HAND: http://bit.ly/RainbowYouTube

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♡CHECK OUT MY STASH:♡
♥ My nail polish collection (August 2015): http://tinyurl.com/polishcollection
♥ How to build nail polish shelves: http://tinyurl.com/buildapolishshelf

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♡TIPS & TRICKS:♡

♥ 20 NAIL ART HACKS: http://bit.ly/20DIYNailArtHacks
♥ Best peel-off base coat?: http://bit.ly/BestPeelOffBaseCoatVid
♥ Best black polish?: http://bit.ly/BestBlackPolish
♥ Best white polish?: http://tinyurl.com/bestwhitepolish
♥ Best peel-off skin protector?: http://tinyurl.com/peelofffaceoff
♥ How to make AMAZING video tutorials: http://tinyurl.com/amazingnailvidtutorials

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~ ~ ~ HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE YOU DIE ZONE ~ ~ ~

♡MUSIC VIDEO PREMIERE♡
Sing the holo polish anthem with me:
http://bit.ly/HoloItsMe

♡$200 NAIL POLISH?!♡
WTF:
http://bit.ly/200dollarpolish

♡How NOT to Watermarble♡
Learn absolutely nothing here: http://tinyurl.com/howNOTtowatermarble

♡How NOT to Stamp♡
It appears I can't do lots of nail things:
http://bit.ly/howNOTtostamp

♡WTF ARE BUBBLE NAILS:♡
Don't ever do this to your nails:
http://tinyurl.com/bubblenails

♡How to refill your Simply Peel♡
Learn four empirically tested ways:
http://tinyurl.com/refillsimplypeel

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I film my videos with this camera: http://amzn.to/1Mgznht
This 105mm macro lens: http://amzn.to/1Pi8PM3
This 17-50mm lens: http://amzn.to/1JusW6x

I edit my videos with: http://bit.ly/videoeditor1

Voiceover mic: http://amzn.to/1MefGpG
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See how to make your own amazing nail videos here: /watch?v=6k_GW0aso_k

Music: YouTube Audio Editor || Kevin MacLeod - One-Eyes Maestro; Aces High; In The Hall of the Mountain King; Amazing Plan | Huma-Huma - Satin Sugar
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Disclaimer cause I love you guys: This video was not sponsored by any of the brands mentioned. Some links above are affiliate links.