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Reese Witherspoon, Here's Why Tig Notaro Said That Thing

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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
  • FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM HER
  • STANDUP SPECIALS, "ONE MISSISSIPPI," AND "STAR TREK:
  • DISCOVERY."
  • PLEASE WELCOME TIG NOTARO!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
  • >> Stephen: HELLO.
  • HELLO.
  • >> HI.
  • >> Stephen: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A FEW MONTHS.
  • >> YUP, IT'S BEEN ABOUT THREE OR FOUR.
  • >> Stephen: SOMETHING LIKE, THAT BALLPARK, BALLPARK.
  • WHAT'S UP?
  • WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?
  • >> YOU KNOW, JUST -- >> Stephen: I DON'T.
  • ACTUALLY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHY I ASKED.
  • ( LAUGHTER ).
  • >> I... I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING.
  • MY WIFE AND I STARTED A PRODUCTION COMPANY, AND WE'VE
  • BEEN WRITING THINGS TOGETHER.
  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE COMPANY.
  • >> THANKS FOR ASKING.
  • IT'S "SOMETHING FIERCE PRODUCTIONS."
  • >> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.
  • >> THANK YOU.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) IT'S A HIT.
  • >> Stephen: IT'S A HIT.
  • >> WE ACTUALLY HAD A MEETING WITH-- AND I DON'T-- I DON'T
  • LIKE TO NAME DROP OR ANYTHING, BUT WITH REESE WITHERSPOON.
  • AND-- YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN.
  • >> SHE IS VERY GOOD.
  • IT'S JUST THIS IS PART OF MY LIFE, AND SO-- ANYWAY, SO
  • STEPHANIE AND I -- >> Stephen: JUST HANGING WITH
  • REESE IS PART OF YOUR LIFE.
  • >> EXACTLY.
  • I CAN'T CLAIM SHE'S ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS BUT, YOU KNOW,
  • WE'RE FRIENDLY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT
  • IT.
  • >> Stephen: YUP.
  • >> SO STEPHANIE, MY WIFE, AND I WENT TO MEET WITH REESE AND HER
  • PRODUCING PARTNER, AND REESE WAS TALKING ABOUT, IN THE MEETING,
  • HOW SHE'S ONE OF THE SHORTEST PEOPLE ON THE CAST OF "BIG
  • LITTLE LIES."
  • >> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT.
  • >> SHE SAID SHE'S 5'1".
  • AND JUST-- WHAT I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED EARLIER, SIREALIZED IN
  • THIS MEETING THAT I-- I HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM.
  • AND THIS IS -- >> Stephen: ME IN THE MIDDLE OF
  • THE MEETING IT OCCURRED TO YOU.
  • >> WELL, AFTER THE MEET WHIG GOT SOME MORE INFORMATION.
  • I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
  • SO REESE SAID, YOU KNOW, I'M 5'1"."
  • SHE SAID, "LAURA DERN IS 5'10".
  • NICOLE KIDMAN IS 5'11".
  • AND SHE LEANS 5'8".
  • AND THEN I INTERJECTED, "OH, MY GOSH.
  • THAT'S SO INTERESTING BECAUSE YEARS AGO, I DATED A WOMAN THAT
  • WAS SIX FEET TALL, AND I THINK SHE WAS KIND OF INSECURE ABOUT
  • HER HEIGHT, SO SHE HUNCHED.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YOUR RESPONSE IS VERY
  • SIMILAR TO REESE'S RESPONSE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND HER PRODUCING PARTNER AND MY
  • WIFE.
  • AND I WAS JUST SITTING THERE GOING, "YEAH, SO..." AND I
  • THOUGHT I WAS-- IT SEEMS LIKE I SAID SOMETHING THAT CONTRIBUTED
  • TO THE CONVERSATION.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, YEAH,
  • SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HEIGHT, SURE."
  • BUT IT WAS CONVERSATION ADJACE ADJACENT.
  • >> Stephen: SURE.
  • >> AND THEN WE WRAPPED UP THE MEETING, AND IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY,
  • BYE-BYE."
  • AND WE WALKED OUT, AND THEN STEPHANIE SAID, "UHMWHAT...
  • IN THE HELL WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT IN THERE?"
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT
  • I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE IS AN ACTRESS NAMED SHAILENE.
  • AND SO WHAT I HEARD WAS THAT NICOLE KIDMAN WAS 5'11", AND SHE
  • LEANS 5'8".
  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO... THAT'S WHEN I JUMPED IN
  • WITH, "OH, MY GOSH!
  • THAT'S SO CRAZY.
  • I DATED A WOMAN THAT HUNCHED.
  • BYE."
  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW TELEVISION SHOW CALLED "UNDER
  • THE ROCK WITH TIG NOTORO."
  • >> I WOULDN'T USE THE WORD "TELEVISION."
  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW...
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: A NEW SHOW...
  • >> YUP.
  • >> Stephen: THAT IS ON VIDEO.
  • >> IT'S ONLINE.
  • >> Stephen: IT'S ONLINE.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: IT'S AN ONLINE SHOW.
  • YOU CAN GET IT AT "FUNNY OR DIE."
  • >> YOU CAN SEE IT ON AMAZON, TOO, I THINK.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • YEAH.
  • ( LAUGHTER ).
  • >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
  • I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
  • EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS.
  • WHAT IS "UNDER THE ROCK WITH TIG NOTORO"?
  • >> "UNDER A ROCK" IS-- IT WAS A SHOW CREATED BECAUSE I HAVE A
  • HARD TIME RECOGNIZING FAMOUS PEOPLE.
  • AND SO -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
  • PLUGGED INTO POPULAR CULTURE?
  • >> I DON'T FOLLOW POP CULTURE.
  • I FOLLOW MUSIC AND I FOLLOW DOCUMENTARIES, BUT I REALLY KIND
  • OF MISS EVERYTHING ELSE.
  • AND WHY I MAYBE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SHAILENE.
  • >> Stephen: SURE.
  • >> BUT ANYWAY, I HAVE PEOPLE ON MY TALK SHOW, AND IT'S ME
  • INTERVIEWING THEM, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THEY ARE.
  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE A-- ( LAUGHTER )
  • WHY WOULD ANY CELEBRITY COME ON YOUR SHOW, BY THE WAY?
  • >> I DON'T KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW.
  • >> I DON'T KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE AND IT'S YOU WITH-- DO YOU
  • KNOW WHO IT IS.
  • >> JAMES VAN DER BEEK.
  • >> Stephen: OF "DAWSON'S CREEK."
  • AND YOU, WHEN HE CAME IN FOR THE INTERVIEW, YOU HAD NO IDEA WHO
  • HE WAS, RIGHT?
  • >> NO CLUE.
  • >> HERE'S THE FIRST CLUE.
  • >> A STREAM.
  • >> OR A...
  • >> RIVER.
  • >> LESS RAPID THAN A RIVER.
  • >> A CREEK.
  • ALL RIGHT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> THIS IS AMAZING!
  • >> I WANT TO HOLD ON TO THIS.
  • >> OKAY, YOU HOLD ON TO IT.
  • >> BECAUSE THIS IS FUN TOW ME.
  • >> OKAY.
  • >> Stephen: THAT IS FANTASTIC.
  • I LOVE THAT.
  • >> THANK YOU.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NOW WE'RE GOING TO
  • DO THIS.
  • WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, OKAY?
  • >> OKAY.
  • >> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS.
  • I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME PHOTOGRAPHS OF SOME POP CULTURE
  • FIGURES.
  • >> OKAY.
  • >> Stephen: AND NOBODY TELL HER WHAT THEY ARE, OKAY, BECAUSE
  • IF SHE DOESN'T GET THEM, I'M NOT TELLING HER, OKAY.
  • YOU WOULD RATHER MAINTAIN YOUR IGNORANCE, WOULDN'T YOU?
  • >> ABSOLUTELY.
  • AND MAYBE THEY'D BE A GUEST ON MY SHOW.
  • >> Stephen: MAYBE.
  • I'LL SHOW YOU THEIR PHOTOGRAPH AND YOU TELL ME IF YOU KNOW WHO
  • THEY ARE.
  • YOU HAVE TO LEAN FORWARD A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE THE CAMERA
  • HAS TO SEE THIS, TOO.
  • WHO IS THIS?
  • >> THE ROCK.
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
  • WHO'S THIS?
  • ( BELL RINGS ).
  • >> DON'T KNOW.
  • DON'T KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?
  • MAYBE GOING TO BE THE NEXT BOND?
  • >> I DON'T KNOW.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
  • >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?
  • SUPERMODEL?
  • "PROJECT RUNWAY" HOST?
  • >> OH... UHM...
  • >> Stephen: NOPE.
  • >> NO.
  • >> Stephen: NOPE?
  • THESE ARE ALL VERY GOOD PERFORMERS, BY THE WAY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ANY OF THESE PEOPLE?
  • >> I KNOW HIM.
  • >> Stephen: WHICH ONE, HIM?
  • >> CHRIS.
  • >> Stephen: YES.
  • >> I'VE MET HIM.
  • ( BELL RINGS ) AND HE'S FROM "THE OFFICE."
  • >> Stephen: WHO?
  • >> HE'S FROM "THE OFFICE."
  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S HIS NAME?
  • >> CHRIS PRATT.
  • >> Stephen: RIGHT ( BELL RINGS )
  • ( APPLAUSE ) AND WHO'S THIS?
  • WHAT'S HIS NAME?
  • HERE'S A HINT.
  • >> CHRIS.
  • >> Stephen: HIS NAME'S CHRIS.
  • HIS NAME'S CHRIS.
  • WHAT DO YOU IMAGINE THE OTHER TWO NAMES ARE.
  • >> CHRIS EVANS?
  • >> >> Stephen: YES!
  • >> OKAY.
  • >> Stephen: LASTLY, WHO'S THIS?
  • >> UH...
  • >> Stephen: HE LOVES QUAKER OATS.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) HE WAS IN--
  • >> I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME.
  • BUT I -- >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW HIS
  • NAME.
  • >> NO.
  • >> Stephen: HE'S GOT THE DIABETES.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) NO-- NO, TIG, YOU DON'T KNOW HIS
  • NAME THERE, TIG.
  • >> I PREFER TO CALL IT LIVIAVETEUS.
  • >> Stephen: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR SHOW.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) TIG, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
  • >> NICE TO SEE YOU.
  • >> Stephen: "UNDER A ROCK WITH TIG NOTARO," IS ON "FUNNY OR
  • DIE."
  • IT'S NOT A TV SHOW.
  • TIG NOTARO, EVERYBODY!
  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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'Under a Rock' host Tig Notaro's hearing problem led to a major misunderstanding during a meeting with Reese Witherspoon.

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