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Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden

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  • ♪♪
  • -I'm here with Post Malone.
  • And he's gonna take me to his favorite restaurant,
  • Olive Garden. -Yeah, very excited.
  • -Now, you have no connection to Olive Garden.
  • Want to put this out before we like --
  • -Yeah, yeah. I have not been monetarily compensated
  • by Olive Garden to do or say anything.
  • -Me neither.
  • I've never been to an Olive Garden ever.
  • Oh, dude, we're here. -We're family.
  • -Yeah. We're here, we're family!
  • We're here, and we're family! Let's do this!
  • -We're family! -Let's go, Olive Garden!
  • ♪♪
  • -What the hell?
  • Thank you, sir. -Enjoy.
  • -Your server should be right with you, all right?
  • ♪♪
  • -Hi, folks. How are you?
  • -I'm good. How are you?
  • -Welcome to the Olive Garden.
  • -This is my first time here. Yes, I'm a first-timer.
  • -First-timer. Okay, welcome.
  • -I wore olive pants. -Ooh.
  • -Do you have booze? -Free wine samples.
  • Free. -Free?
  • -Free wine samples.
  • -Wait, I've heard only about breadsticks.
  • So I can eat free breadsticks and free wine?
  • -So, you get a free wine sample to start and breadsticks.
  • And the bread sticks are phenomenal.
  • -Can we have the butter with the breadsticks?
  • Like a [bleep] load of butter? -Extra butter.
  • -It actually says that on the menu.
  • -[Bleep] load of butter!
  • ♪♪
  • -Hey, salute. -Salute.
  • -Salute. -Salute.
  • -Salute.
  • -What is that palate picking up?
  • -Mm. I'm picking up some, like --
  • -A grape. -Yep.
  • -Like, an alcohol type of thing or, like, do you think --
  • -[ Laughs ] You think it's a grape --
  • -Oh [bleep] it went in my nose.
  • -[ Laughs ]
  • You can't snort the wine. -[ Laughs ]
  • -I don't know. Maybe you can.
  • Can we snort the wine? -Oh, yeah!
  • -Let's snort the wine. Here we go.
  • ♪♪
  • -All right. I'm gonna show you how to do
  • the Olive Garden breadstick, Post Malone-style.
  • -This is it.
  • -Just get the butter nice and open.
  • Pick your stick. You get first pick.
  • It's your first time here.
  • That's your stick. -Wow.
  • -And what you're gonna want to do is take a bite.
  • -Okay.
  • -Okay? That's it.
  • Suck it up. -Uh-huh.
  • -It wasn't the best thing you've ever had,
  • but now take your butter knife.
  • Cut about 2 millimeters of butter.
  • Just put it on.
  • Cheers. -Cheers, buddy.
  • This is fun.
  • The contrast.
  • It's garlicky. -Mmm.
  • -It's salty. -Mmm.
  • -It's buttery. -Mmm.
  • -It's hot, and it's cold.
  • What else do you want? -Nothing.
  • -Holy moly.
  • And these are free? -These are free.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • How's that? [ Laughs ]
  • -It was a mistake.
  • ♪♪
  • -So I have some salad for you guys.
  • -Oh. -Thank you so much.
  • -You're very welcome.
  • -Healthy, too. -Grazie.
  • -I heard the salad's good here, as well.
  • -Well, it's free. It's unlimited.
  • -Wait. What?
  • What do you pay for here?
  • -Would you like some fresh parmesan cheese on top?
  • -You know what? I like croutons.
  • Can I just get a laundry basket of croutons?
  • ♪♪
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Oh, cool!
  • Cool!
  • -While we're waiting for the entrées.
  • -Wow!
  • Jimmy, you're the best dad ever.
  • ♪♪
  • You look cool.
  • -Hey, do you want to know a little secret about me?
  • -Yeah.
  • -I have a special power. -Okay.
  • -I can guess if you like ketchup or if you like mustard.
  • -Okay.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -You ready for this?
  • You've got to look at me in the eye, though.
  • You think it's easy.
  • Don't try to lie and try to -- you're trying to fake me out.
  • Look at me.
  • Hey, can I ask you a question?
  • Where did you go on vacation last year?
  • -Rome.
  • -Oh, really?
  • Did you stop by to see the ketchup at the Vatican?
  • -[ Laughing ]
  • Am I right?
  • -He's good. He's good, guys.
  • -Yes!
  • -Chris, come here. Do it to Chris.
  • Does he like ketchup or mustard more?
  • -Wow. This is tricky.
  • -Yeah, he's good. -'Cause he can look like --
  • -He's a brick wall.
  • -I feel like my powers are drained, but I'll try.
  • Chris? -Yes, sir.
  • -Did you have a good birthday last year?
  • You did? -I did, yes.
  • -Oh. Because what was at the party?
  • You had a cake and you had probably
  • a hot dog with... mustard on it?
  • -Oh! He's good! Yeah!
  • -Get outta here!
  • -He's a mustard type of guy. Everyone knows it.
  • -I'm exhausted! -Everyone --
  • I know. I don't blame you.
  • ♪♪
  • -Are you ready to place your order?
  • -We'll take two chicken parmesans, extra crispy.
  • -Two chicken parm. -That's my jam.
  • -Now listen. Don't worry about penne,
  • 'cause I know you want penne, but it's only gluten-free.
  • So we'll have the rigatoni.
  • -So you want -- So instead of spaghetti,
  • rigatoni with marinara on top. -Yes, ma'am.
  • -Just some clarification here. This is unlimited?
  • The salad? -Free, unlimited salad.
  • -Do we pay for anything? How do you guys make money here?
  • ♪♪
  • -Extra crispy chicken parms. -Mmm.
  • -Ooh. -With rigatoni and marinara.
  • -That's it right there? -Mm-hmm.
  • [ Clapping ]
  • Rufio! Rufio!
  • Rufio! Rufio!
  • Feel free to just like dip in whenever you want.
  • ♪♪
  • -Hey, yo, It's my friend's birthday.
  • -Yes, we do a complementary birthday cake.
  • -Complementary? -And we sing happy birthday.
  • Is that okay?
  • -You don't pay for anything at this place.
  • It's unbelievable.
  • ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
  • ♪ Happy birthday dear Post ♪
  • ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ -Wow.
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • -Wow! That's how you do it.
  • Hey, I really did get you something.
  • -You did? -Yeah.
  • Back when I did "Late Night" we would tell everybody,
  • "When you're here, you're family."
  • -Mm-hmm.
  • -And so the owners of Olive Garden --
  • even though I'd never been to an Olive Garden --
  • they legally gave me the slogan
  • "When you're here, you're family."
  • Because they were getting rid of it.
  • They were phasing it out and getting a new slogan.
  • -Really?
  • -So I legally own "When you're here, you're family."
  • -Wow!
  • -And I want to transfer everything over to you.
  • -Jimothy... No, sir.
  • You shouldn't have done this.
  • Oh, my God.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • It's done. It's done. That's it.
  • -How great is that? -Thank you, guys, so much.
  • -Let's get out of here before I have to pay the bill.
  • -Here grab this. Grab it.
  • ♪♪
  • -Thank you again! -Thank you!
  • -I want to say thank you, Olive Garden.
  • Thank you, Post. You're awesome.
  • -Bongiorno. -Bongiorno!
  • -Thanks, Jimothy.
  • -You have a little wine on your nose.
  • -Oh.
  • ♪♪
  • [ Cheers and applause ]

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Jimmy has never tried the Olive Garden before, so Post Malone takes him to experience his favorite restaurant the right way.

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