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Our Cats :3

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  • If you thought my family owned a lot of hamsters,
  • Wait until I tell you about all the cats we had!
  • Hahaha!
  • Just a heads up though. Some of these cats are dead.
  • They all lived nine happy lives. None of them had a painful death.
  • ...
  • Except for one... maybe... we don't know.
  • We'll get into that.
  • Hahaha,
  • So, cats!
  • Some people think that cats are jerks and not as loyal or loving as dogs.
  • And they're right.
  • But if you think about it,
  • Cats im-PURR-ove our lives every day!
  • Think back to YouTube in 2006,
  • What was popular?
  • Cat videos.
  • If it wasn't for cats, we wouldn't have YouTube as a platform
  • Which, I could make the argument is another jerk thing that cats did.
  • Now, I'm a cat lover,
  • and anyone who says they dislike cats has obviously never snuggled up with a cat
  • and had a purr in your chest as you pet it for so long that you both fall asleep,
  • and all your anxieties melt away, and the only thing you care about is your fragile feline friend.
  • Or they're allergic.
  • Honestly, I think I'm slightly allergic to cats as well.
  • 'Cause every time I snuggle up with one,
  • my eyes get all watery,
  • my nose gets all stuffy.
  • But like...
  • *SnNNniFFFFFFff*
  • I can deal with that.
  • Maybe this is what love feels like.
  • People like to put everybody into 2 categories,
  • Either you're a dog person,
  • or a cat PURR-erson,
  • but why do I have to pick just one?
  • Can't I look at these two animals and say
  • that both of them have good qualities that make them amazing pets,
  • why can't I pick both?
  • I...
  • I'm bisexual for animals!
  • ...wait...
  • That being said, here's all the cats I had growing up.
  • So our family had just moved to our new house
  • and we're all getting ready to go to church,
  • when my older brother, who was outside for some reason, instead of getting ready,
  • heard noises coming from a bush.
  • And when he went to investigate, he found a little baby tabby kitten.
  • He told my parents about the cat and they said, "It's mom is probably looking for it,
  • but if the cat was still there when we come back from church,
  • then we can let it inside."
  • And after we got back,
  • my brother checked the bush,
  • and the cat was still there!
  • So, we took her in, we fed her,
  • and we decided to name her Shady after Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady", because she was
  • an obnoxious cat, and didn't like us at all.
  • "Yeah, but you so cute though!"
  • And that's how our family got our one and only cat.
  • One cat is enough, there were no more cats.
  • Until one night, when I was sitting at the kitchen table,
  • and through the window of the back door,
  • I saw two yellow eyes staring at me.
  • And as a kid, I still thought monsters were real!
  • So I pointed it out to my family, "Hey, there's eyes outside."
  • And everyone turned and was like,
  • "What the?"
  • So we opened the back door,
  • and a piece of the night just walked into the house
  • like it lived there or something.
  • "Does this mean we have bad luck?"
  • Apparently, just waltzing in our house uninvited is a very effective strategy to get adopted,
  • because she ended up living with us for the rest of her cat life.
  • My older sister loved Sailor Moon,
  • and in the show there was this black cat named Luna-
  • Spoiler Alert: Luna's actually an alien that can turn into a human sometimes,
  • but most of the time she's just a cat-
  • so we named the cat after her!
  • And little ol' Luna fit great in our home.
  • We were your standard nuclear family with two cats.
  • Just two.
  • We never got another cat ever again.
  • UNTIL ONE DAY this other cat appeared in our backyard,
  • we put Luna's and Shady's food bowls outside,
  • which meant our backyard was basically a cat sanctuary for any cat that could jump our fence,
  • and sometimes we would see this calico cat hanging out in our backyard.
  • We didn't know if she already had a home,
  • and she would run away from us if we got close,
  • so...
  • We left out a third food bowl for her.
  • And then she invited some of her siblings along,
  • cause two other cats decided to chill in our backyard.
  • And one of the cats was a boy,
  • which meant we had to get all five cats 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥.
  • And just like that, we more than doubled the amount of cats we had.
  • We were FELINE pretty good.
  • Three more cats added to the family,
  • cause why not?
  • That's the PURR-fect amount of cats if you ask me!
  • Haha,
  • I'm gonna name them-
  • NO!
  • What?
  • We're not getting three more cats.
  • Two is enough.
  • Wha? We can't just kick them out.
  • *facepalm* We're gonna find them a new home,
  • but we're not keeping them.
  • ... *sighs* Okay.
  • Also, you're not allowed to name them.
  • wHaT?
  • If you name them, then you'll get attached to them.
  • And we're not keeping them.
  • So since our mom banned us from naming the cats,
  • we called them: the Calico cat,
  • and the two other ones.
  • And we kept on calling them this until our mom found them a new home.
  • Turns out that their new home was OUR home,
  • cause my mom never found them a new home!
  • So we just left them food outside, and they were happy with that relationship.
  • They would let you pet them, sometimes,
  • and even sit on your lap, but if you tried to pick them up,
  • they would hiss and bite you.
  • They did not like being picked up. Or being inside.
  • They were feral cats.
  • One time it was raining, so we thought it would be a
  • good idea to bring the calico cat inside, but she freaked out!
  • She hissed and scratched us,
  • She hated being inside more than she hated the rain.
  • And BY THE WAY, cats can be VERY loud.
  • Like, as loud as dogs.
  • They just never raise their voices.
  • They're too proper for that.
  • So since she didn't like being inside,
  • We just...
  • ...put her back outside in the pouring rain.
  • We ended up naming the boy cat Spot,
  • the other cat we named Pepper,
  • and the calico...
  • ...we didn't change her name.
  • We named her Calico.
  • That's like naming a dog Golden Retriever or Chihuahua.
  • I don't know if that's sad, but,
  • you know what is sad?
  • One day Spot just...
  • disappeared.
  • He stopped showing up to the house, and we never saw him again.
  • I hope he found a good home, but, who knows, y'know?
  • no i'm sorry but actually i don't know
  • Maybe he went off to start a second life-
  • or a fifth or sixth life-
  • haha, get it, cause they have nine lives...
  • wow apparently James isn't funny anymore maybe it's because of all the puns
  • Yeah, but he's probably dead.
  • And then...I was in high school when Shady died.
  • She had a good home with us, but...
  • It was her time to go.
  • So we were down to three cats and we never got another cat ever again.
  • BUT THEN ONE DAY my parents are out on a walk,
  • and my mom saw a scrawny black kitten on the side of the road and she said,
  • *gasp* "Can we keep it?"
  • But my dad said, "NO! KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALKING."
  • And then on their way back from the walk,
  • for some reason my dad didn't take a different route,
  • the cat was still, there, meowing at them!
  • So my parents brought her home, and my twin sister named her Pepsi.
  • My sister really loved Pepsi.
  • I was more of a Coke person myself.
  • But when my sister went off to college,
  • and I stayed home for community college,
  • we let Pepsi outside one day...
  • ...and she didn't come back.
  • We didn't know how to tell my sister that our cat was missing...
  • ...so we didn't.
  • But we were all really worried,
  • we put up "Missing" posters,
  • And after almost two months of being missing,
  • SHE JUST APPEARED IN THE BACKYARD!
  • I don't know what happened in that two month period,
  • she looked fine, maybe she got adopted by another family,
  • and now some poor family is missing their cat Salem.
  • Maybe she went out looking for my sister and got lost,
  • maybe she started acting in some Japanese TV shows, who knows?
  • But, we found her.
  • We didn't even tell my sister that our cat had been missing until after we found Pepsi,
  • so,
  • she wasn't very happy about that.
  • Then, Luna passed away.
  • It was sad, but...
  • cats don't live forever.
  • Sorry.
  • Sailor Moon wasn't even a good show anyway.
  • Now longtime Odd1sOut fans might know this next story.
  • My older brother found another kitten at the gym he worked at,
  • brought her home, and named her Azula.
  • But the name Azula didn't stick because we found out Azula was a dude.
  • I was the one, by the way, who saw Azula's...
  • firebenders...
  • ...and told everyone,
  • just wanted to get that part of the story straight.
  • So, Azula's name had to change, and while this was happening,
  • we had a French foreign exchange student living with us,
  • and she didn't know the word for "kitten",
  • so she called him, "Ze Baby Cat",
  • and so we all started calling him the "Baby Cat", and now that's his name, Baby Cat,
  • that's how we got his name, Baby Cat.
  • Since we're on the topic of pets, I have something that I probably should have mentioned a while ago.
  • For the most part, I try to keep this channel goofy and lighthearted,
  • which is probably why I waited so long to tell you this,
  • but around Christmas of 2017, my dog Georgie passed away.
  • You might remember her in some of my older videos,
  • she was 13 years old, and just like the cats, it was her time to go.
  • Yes, it was sad, but, that's what happens to pets.
  • They become your best friend, but they're not in your life forever.
  • So if you have pets, remember to appreciate them now.
  • I wouldn't have changed anything about Georgie's life.
  • She was a good dog.
  • Sorry, that part got a little...
  • PURR-sonal!
  • Haha!
  • *Clap*
  • And my dog, Poppy, did not take Georgie's death very well,
  • so my parents had to get an emotional support dog
  • for their dog, and they got Jacks, cause he likes to jump,
  • so he was their "Jumping Jacks". Aww, what a good name.
  • Hello everyone. It's been a while since I posted one of this things.
  • Between Thanksgiving and YouTube Rewind, I've been pretty busy.
  • Speaking of YouTube Rewind...
  • what you guys think of it?
  • I mean, I liked it.
  • And I'm not just saying that because I had a speaking role in the video.
  • And no, I'm not salty that this YouTube Rewind getting a lot of extra HATE...
  • even though I was featured more prominently in it.
  • I'M FINE WITH THAT!
  • I GET IT! *laughs*
  • If I sound different, that's because I'm using a different microphone...
  • and I'm tired.
  • I wanted to do something new in this video
  • and that I wanted to release a shirt to go along with the video.
  • I'm always trying to keep my merch store fresh with new stuff.
  • So, if you like the video...
  • and you like cats...
  • buy the shirt. *laughs*
  • Man, I can't believe I did a whole video on cats,
  • and didn't even say the word "pus--
  • Huge shout out to everyone who worked on this video.
  • If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be able to made this video as quick as I do.
  • Subtitles by: Jaynes, Baka,
  • They're not quick. *laughs*
  • So, that's gonna do for this video. As always...
  • W-- Wait. What's this?
  • It's Alex Clark challenge me to a chess boxing match?
  • OW, YOU'RE ON, DUDE!!
  • ...wear your seatbelt.

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