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'OMKalen': Kalen Reacts, ASMR Edition

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00:00   |   Jul 20, 2019

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  • (WHISPERING) Welcome to Kalen Reacts, ASMR Edition or as I
  • like to say, KSMR.
  • Ooh, is that a pear?
  • That looks good.
  • That looks sweet.
  • Apple.
  • Oops.
  • She didn't even put in the whole apple.
  • Did she take the core out?
  • She done put the seeds up in there, too.
  • Hold on.
  • What y'all doing with this pickle?
  • Why y'all put that in that bowl?
  • Where these onions going?
  • They're going in the bowl, too?
  • Child, I thought this was a fruit salad.
  • Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.
  • Pepper.
  • There y'all go with that salt and pepper.
  • Don't y'all know there are more seasonings than salt
  • and pepper?
  • What happened to seasoning salt?
  • What the hell is this?
  • Oh, oh, why y'all put all them pickles on there?
  • Ooh, that's a fancy compartment.
  • Oh, no.
  • Oh, y'all better not--
  • oh, this is nasty.
  • Uh-uh.
  • What y'all doing with them hot dogs?
  • Child, whoever eat this, I know y'all breath is funky.
  • Absolutely not.
  • You cannot pay me to eat that [BLEEP] right there.
  • Ha!
  • Potato salad.
  • Them was potatoes.
  • Child, I thought them was pears.
  • Oh, my god.
  • No, ma'am.
  • No, ma'am.
  • OK.
  • So 7-Up, main ingredient.
  • Ooh, marsh-- oh, child, that looks some phlegm up
  • in somebody throat.
  • That's nasty.
  • Cream cheese.
  • Wait, is this a cheesecake?
  • Thought this was a salad.
  • Where the greens at?
  • Oh, y'all just calling this a salad because it's green.
  • Oh, OK, I get it.
  • OK, cherries.
  • You're going to put the cherries in the pot, mix it on up.
  • Ew.
  • Crushed pineapple.
  • Ooh, child, this look like a stomach ache waiting to happen.
  • Cool Whip, oh, that must be for the frosting.
  • Hold on.
  • Mayonnaise?
  • Uh-uh.
  • No, you're not putting mayon--
  • no, you're not about to mix this stuff all together.
  • Oh.
  • Oh, no.
  • Jesus, take the wheel.
  • Oh, look at that mess.
  • That is the ugliest concoctions I done ever seen.
  • It's a mother thing.
  • Oh, baby, I'm calling Child Protective Services.
  • You better not feed no kids no mess looking like that.
  • Y'all done lost your mind.
  • Absolutely not.
  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

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Description

Kalen Allen tries his hand at ASMR, a type of video that sometimes gives viewers the tingles. In this "OMK," Kalen gives his classic food reaction videos a brand new whisper treatment!