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"MORE NFL" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

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03:47   |   Jan 24, 2014

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"MORE NFL" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL
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  • Hey look!
  • I can spin around!
  • Don't hoard cat food!
  • Star Wars typhoon!
  • You can joke all night
  • But no no kung fu!
  • No more cartoons
  • No more kung fu
  • No no kung fu!
  • They crushed his cape!
  • They crushed his fuzzy cape!
  • Is this the party?
  • Pretty hilarious
  • I punched a high school kid in the knee.
  • Whoa dude, there's a rat over there
  • Okay
  • Dude, did you hear what I said? There's a — [There's a rat over there?]
  • Yeah, and now they're in our — [they're in our van.]
  • Yeah
  • "Okay, you don't gotta step on us"
  • Said the birds
  • What are some things that could gross you out?
  • Umm, old folks' allergies
  • That could sure do it
  • Or just having somebody yucky like you
  • Umm, denim golf jeans
  • Voldemort, yes I said Voldemort
  • Doo-dads that scratch the wood
  • Like, scratchy things, you know?
  • I should build a little house.
  • A pretty pretty morning!
  • Wrist nub, wrist nub
  • The ocean dried up
  • Huh?
  • Yeah
  • It dried up?
  • Dried up.
  • A friend? Never.
  • They hit my bones down there!
  • Wow, you smell good
  • What is that, pine?
  • Not Timmy!
  • I can't help it!
  • I just now sat on gum!
  • This is not a toy!
  • I found a girlfriend for the latin kid
  • What would you do if you went to Transylvania?
  • Kill Dracula at once, that's what I would do immediately
  • I'm a nervous wreck
  • What?
  • Shamon!
  • Where's that owl?
  • Blending in?
  • What do you look like in your dreams?
  • Got a big afro and stuff
  • A wooden leg and a weird eye
  • I wonder if there's a rodent out there
  • Could you tell us a little about your time as a secret agent
  • They hid me in Great Britain
  • And uh
  • I didn't want to shoot the Russian guy pretending to be me, 'cause
  • He had a kitty cat
  • Poppycock!
  • Shortly I came across a wooden stick
  • I brought the golden staff to the village
  • Ooh, I like that girl up there
  • Wearing my glasses I look like another man
  • I will sing for you when you have begged me
  • And you WILL beg me
  • Mace Windu?!
  • A baby's a little man
  • A chair is somewhere to sit
  • Hey, I just met Gramps and he's driving us all out to the dirt bike trails
  • And you can't ride
  • The ghost is near.
  • Wait, what did he just…
  • I'm crying inside of me
  • A half and a half ain't an apple
  • Eddie, I need you to cut my hair!
  • Aunt Sharon got out again!
  • Wait, Reggie?
  • Reggie, Reggie Redfoot
  • I would not want to have a rap battle with Uncle Jimmy
  • I mean, that guy can fli-zow
  • Eating a bunch of musket balls
  • I'm gonna rest, 'cause I'm the best
  • My neighbor just had a cat party
  • I'll make a tri-legged Minotaur
  • and we can go punch out those guys and face our phobia
  • Be like back in Woodshop
  • Umm
  • I don't like you
  • Okay
  • I lick my sticky finger
  • Dragons are not true
  • Why did I get this tattoo of a mustache?
  • I'm loving someone, and it's you
  • Never lease a cat
  • If you don't have a spoon, then drink your grease
  • Hey Jessica, don't call me
  • You have to feed me horse eggs
  • I don't wanna simmer down
  • The hobo theater's different
  • It's quite hilarious to visit puppets
  • I meet grannies all the time
  • I love toast, hurry up
  • Hey wow, it's a cat fight
  • Am I gracious?
  • Yeah
  • Hello little piggy
  • Buy a toaster
  • You'll probably use it
  • Hey Taylor Swift
  • You wanna wrestle?
  • Please
  • Dance on!
  • Grrgrrrgrr
  • Dance!
  • Hey, dance everyone!
  • Dance!
  • Those moves are super fly

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Another Super Bowl, another Bad Lip Reading. No more kung fu!
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