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Matthew Stafford Realizes the Lions Are a Comedy, Not a Tragedy | Gridiron Heights S4E6

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00:00   |   Oct 08, 2019

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Matthew Stafford Realizes the Lions Are a Comedy, Not a Tragedy | Gridiron Heights S4E6
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  • - I’ve got some bad news.
  • We’re going to practice in a blizzard again even though we play inside.
  • - You don’t listen, do you?
  • You ask: Do you have any impressive stats?
  • All I have are stats.
  • Megatron always tells me to be like the Lions greats and retire early.
  • - Ladies and Gentlemen, PAD STATFORD.
  • - What's the most reliable Ford in Detroit?
  • A STAF FORD.
  • - OK, I like dad jokes, and I did not like that!
  • - Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
  • - You’re combining Jokers.
  • - I’ve had a broken back, torn finger ligaments—
  • My whole career I didn’t know if I existed, but I do.
  • HAHAHA WE ALMOST BEAT THE CHIEFS!
  • And other disenfranchised QBs are starting to notice.
  • Hello, Rodgers…
  • - AHHH. Oh, I thought it was someone scary like the Bears.
  • - Hahaha, good joke—
  • - DON’T YOU LAUGH AT ME, LAFLEUR.
  • - I used to think the Lions were a tragedy,
  • but now I realize they’re a comedy.
  • Can you introduce me as…
  • - THE CHOKER.
  • - No, I—
  • - THE MEDIOCRE.
  • - THE CAN’T-TAKE-A-JOKER
  • - Can you guys just let me have one thing?
  • - HEY, YOU.
  • YEAH, ALL FREAKIN’ HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YOU
  • Flipping listen to me.
  • I’m P.O.’d about the M.F.ing lurkers watching our B.S.
  • So subscribe to this G.D. channel or G.T. the Fluff O.
  • DADDY SAYS SUBSCRIBE.

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The NFC North won’t stop clowning Matthew Stafford in a new episode of Gridiron Heights.

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