B: That really panned out. Woah, hey, do you have any more greens?
W: (quietly) I got this one...
B: Oh, you DO have some more greens, look at that!
M: Okay, listen, listen, what good is that?
M: What good is that, ROBO?
B: Alright, Wade, since you don't like that hand very much, I'll take it off your hands.
W: You should have taken Mark's.
B: Oh, look at that.
W: I'll take it back.
B: No, that's fine. I'll take Mark's and you can have that.
B: That was a weird one.
B: Here, Wade, I'll help you. More cards = Good, right?
M: That was good, that was good.
M: See, I held off on using that on you, Bob, because we're a team now.
B: I do appreciate that. Well, red's not a good one.
M: Listen, well, I can only do so much, Bob.
W: How can Bob possibly screw me this time? Let's find out!
B: I feel targeted.
M: Bob, I'm literally trying- We had a peace offering at the beginning of this!
M: You remember 2 years ago when we started this game?
M: We had a peace offering!
B: It's only been on for a little while!
W: I told you, Rayman deck never ends!
*bob laughing* W: That was a good play, you should go again.
B: I don't want to, and stop it.
W: I said go again!
B: You know what? You lose your hand.
B: I do want your hand!
W: Yeah, you do!
W: Good luck.
M: I feel like Mr. Hand in the shadows is the one you don't want.
B: That's a good hand! Look how good this hand is, chat!
M: Let me see! I want a good look at that!
B: It's a good hand, Mark. M: It's a GOOD hand.
M: Oooh. Mmm. It's good, take it, JP.
B: JP, it's a bad hand!
B: Oooooh, boy. (laughing)
W: Oh, yeah? Well...
W: 5 get about it!
B: 9 I won't!
M: Oh, no!
W: Oh, GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
B: JESUS CHRIST.
W: (quietly) JP, change the colour please.
B: No, don't change the colour, JP. It's a good colour.
W: Change the colour.
B: Keep the colour. You keep that goddamn colour in there.
M: It's a good colour.
(various "change the colour" and "don't change the colour"'s)
M: Don't change that colour!
W: I said what I said, I meant what I meant.
W: An elephant's memory...
M: Ohhh, I don't want this.
B: My hand's actually not bad there, bud.
M: That's not bad, that's not bad, that's not bad.
B: That's a legit little hand you got there.
M: That's a tight hand.
W: Alright, I'll find out about that.
(talking over each other)
B: That's not good.
M: Well, this tight hand is not gonna do me any good. This hand is loose.
M: This hand's getting flappy.
W: The hand's getting a lot of experience.
B: It's sort of a situationally tight hand.
M: Alright, it's okay.
B: *breath in* I CLICKED YOU!
W: Y'know, you can go to hell, Bob. It's fine.
*mark laughs* W: I'll just take my turn real quick.
B: I'll play the 8, it's fine.
W: You should have played the 4, whatever the shit it was.
W: Oops, I cursed again. Sorry, Mark.
M: Oooooh, well. You gotta get the punishment.
W: Oh, I'm ready.
M: -That we both agreed on.
M: And lined up. You know what it is.
M: We all know what it is. I know what it is. They know what it is. He, she, me, we all know what it is.
W: Yeeeeah? M: Yeah.
M: That's not what it s.
B: That was a pretty uncool thing, Wade.
M: Wade, that was really uncool
B: I think you know that. I'm not judging you.
W: My punishment was that I had to punish everyone else.
M: I WANT my hand.
W: No, no, no, no, JP has it!
M: I don't know. Wade.
B: Wade's is probably good.
M: This is like... B: He was making sex sounds so...
W: Yeeeah. That's how I sound in bed.
B: Oh, good. W: YeEEaAaAAahHh.
B: That's the stuff!
M: (mocking wade) yEeAAHh
M: Do you like that?
(both mocking wade)
W: Is it good for youuuu?
B: Boy, oh, boy, is it-
W: (interrupting) Sorry if I cry during.
*mark laughs* B: Uh oh, now it's getting real.
B: Don't talk about that, Wade.
B:Hey, go again!
B: Mark, I want you to be happy, okay?
M: Wade, don't do it. Wade, don't. Wade, don't.
M: Okay, you didn't. That's good.
B: Okay, well.
W: Green? That's not what I want.
M: Green's okay.
B: Green's fine.
B: I dislike you immensely.
B: Alright, I have literally no choice.
M: Alright. It's fair, that's fair.
W: You want Mark to win?
M: Fair play.
*mark laughs* B: Yeah, I wanted Mark to win!
W: You're sick!
M: Wait what the- Fuck you Wade!
M: I have been on your side this whole time!
W: I'm on your side, but if you win, you have to go bye-bye!
B: Mark, I'm sorry. I was on your side, buddy.
M: I- *sigh of dissaproval*
B: I was on your side, man. I really tried, I really did.
*jazzy game music and sfx*
M: I hate life.
*bob laughs* M: I'm done. I'm leaving.
(jazzy outro music builds up)
M: I'm outta here.
*jazzy outro music plays*
Hiya! I'm the main captioner for this video. I really hope you enjoyed my stupid subtitles. Thanks for being patient with me doing these over the past couple days. These fuckin' captions take forever. Have a great day, stay strong and always remember, Lele Pons isn't funny.
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