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Mad Lib Theater with Natalie Portman

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Oct 02, 2019

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  • -I'm gonna ask you for some silly words,
  • nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.
  • As we do that, they'll be written onto cue cards, okay?
  • And then we'll act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene
  • right here, live, in front of our audience.
  • You ready for this? -All right.
  • -All right, here we go. Very good.
  • All right, now we need some words.
  • Give me a number.
  • -6,000.
  • [ Light laughter ]
  • -Give me a male name.
  • -Um...
  • Donald.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Give me a pet name for a rabbit.
  • -Fuzzy. -Aww.
  • An adjective.
  • -Stinky.
  • -What you'd shout if your dentist told you,
  • "You have six cavities."
  • -"I hate candy!"
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -"I hate candy"? -Like, "I didn't do it."
  • -I know. "How is this possible?" yeah.
  • -It's not my fault. -Amount of time.
  • -17 weeks.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -What a bar-- What a bartender would say
  • to customers when the bar's closing.
  • -Last call? -Yeah.
  • -Is that really boring? -No, it's just very accurate.
  • [ Laughter ] Historical event.
  • -The Revolutionary War.
  • [ Light laughter ]
  • -Adjective to describe a fish.
  • -Slimy.
  • -Body part.
  • -Oh. Knees.
  • [ Light laughter ] Keep it clean.
  • -Plural occupations.
  • -Scuba divers.
  • -Somebody said "yes" in the audience.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • "Yes! Finally."
  • [ Laughter ]
  • Plural animals.
  • -Llamas.
  • -Llamas.
  • Verb ending in I-N-G.
  • -Um...ghosting.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Celebrity name.
  • -Kim Kardashian.
  • -Plural type of food.
  • -Bananas.
  • -Character from "Friends."
  • -Rachel.
  • [ Cheers ]
  • -Insult a kid would say.
  • -You couldn't carry a blank strap.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • Is that right?
  • Is that what it is?
  • ♪♪
  • [ Laughing ]
  • ♪♪
  • -Gosh.
  • That is the perfect answer.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • "You couldn't carry a blank strap."
  • -Is that -- Is that what it is?
  • I didn't really get it. -Something like that, yeah.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • Another insult a kid would say. Another one.
  • -You suck at "Fortnite"!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -One more insult a kid would say, then I'm done.
  • -Um...
  • You look like a Cheeto.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • I have like one sigh with that. -Yes, I hear you.
  • I hear you. -Okay.
  • -Plural object.
  • -Um...chairs.
  • -Verb.
  • -Um... Um...
  • Flush.
  • -A body -- Another body part.
  • -Uh, butt.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Another verb.
  • -Um...
  • Fart.
  • I do this with my son a lot,
  • so I, like, kind of have set answers.
  • -Cartoon character.
  • -Mickey Mouse.
  • -One more. Last verb ending in I-N-G.
  • -Sniffing.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -There you go, right there.
  • Okay, we have filled out all the words for our scene.
  • Are you ready to perform it?
  • -So excited. -All right, here we go.
  • -All right. -Let's do this.
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • ♪♪
  • [ Birds chirping ]
  • [ Laughter ]
  • Really is -- [ Laughter ]
  • Really is a beautiful day to go apple picking.
  • This is the most fun I've had in 6,000 years.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Listen, Donald, I've been thinking, and we need to talk.
  • -What is it, Fuzzy?
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -What I'm about to say might be stinky to hear,
  • but here it goes.
  • I think we should break up.
  • -I hate candy!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -I'm so sorry.
  • We've shared so much over the past 17 weeks, but...
  • [ Laughter ]
  • ...last call.
  • [ Laughter and applause ]
  • -That's cold.
  • How long have you've been feeling this way?
  • -Since the Revolutionary War.
  • [ Laughter and applause ]
  • -I can't believe this.
  • Is this because of my slimy knees?
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -No, no, it's not.
  • We're just -- We're just really different people.
  • I was brought up by two scuba divers.
  • [ Laughter ] -Yeah.
  • -And you were raised by llamas.
  • [ Laughter and applause ]
  • I enjoy -- I enjoy going out,
  • and come home every night to find you ghosting on the couch,
  • watching YouTube videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas.
  • [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
  • -I understand. Well, I have something
  • to tell you, too, that's not easy to admit.
  • I've been cheating on you with Rachel from "Friends."
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -You couldn't carry a blank strap!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -You -- You suck at "Fortnite"!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Well, you cook -- you look like a Cheeto!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Hey!
  • -I'm taking the chairs and moving out.
  • [ Laughter ] -Hey!
  • Hey, please -- please don't flush.
  • [ Light laughter ]
  • That's a term that my llama parents used to say.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • I hate seeing you do that, so just have a seat here.
  • I'm sorry things didn't work out.
  • -I am, too.
  • I'll -- [ Laughs ]
  • [ Laughter ]
  • I'll always -- [ Both laugh ]
  • I'll always have a special place for you in my butt.
  • [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
  • [ Laughter continues ]
  • -It's during --
  • [ Laughter ]
  • It's during times like this,
  • I like for us to recite our favorite love quote.
  • -"You got to fart like Mickey Mouse is watching."
  • [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
  • "And you got to love like there's nobody sniffing."
  • And scene!
  • -There you go. Thank you.
  • My thanks to Natalie Portman!

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Natalie Portman and Jimmy act out a scene that takes place at an apple orchard that they've written together using Mad Lib words.

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