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  • ♪♪♪ >>> ACTION 9 NEWS AT 5:00.
  • EYE ON TAMPA. >> GOOD EVENING.
  • I'M BETH RUNYON. >> AND I'M JACK TRASK.
  • OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, PANIC IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA.
  • A 70-FOOT-WIDE SINKHOLE OPENED UP IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING
  • CENTER PARKING LOT. >> ACTION 9'S NEIL McNABB IS
  • LIVE ON THE SCENE, NEIL? >> THANK YOU, BETH.
  • QUITE A CHAOTIC SCENE HERE. EMERGENCY CREWS ARE WORKING HARD
  • TO ASSESS THE DAMAGE. FORTUNATELY NO ONE WAS SERIOUSLY
  • HURT, INCLUDING THESE TWO SHOPPERS.
  • CAN YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED? >> YEAH.
  • SORRY, I'M STILL SHAKING. I WAS WALKING TOWARDS MY CAR.
  • AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT SORT OF FELT LIKE THE GROUND WAS
  • MELTING. >> YEAH, CARS FELL IN, IT WAS
  • CRAZY. I'M JUST VERY HAPPY MY WIFE AND
  • I ARE OKAY. >> THIS IS YOUR WIFE?
  • >> UH, YES. >> YOU TWO ARE MARRIED TO EACH
  • OTHER? >> YES, SIR.
  • >> JUST MAKING SURE I HEARD THAT RIGHT.
  • WELL. A CLOSE CALL HERE TODAY
  • FOR THIS MULTI-MILLIONAIRE AND HIS LOVELY WIFE.
  • >> OH, I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE. >> OH, I APOLOGIZE.
  • I ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE A VERY WEALTHY MAN.
  • >> YEAH, I WISH. SHE'S KIND OF THE BREADWINNER IN
  • OUR HOUSE. >> WELL, WE'RE A TEAM AND IF I
  • FELT WEIRD ABOUT BEING THE MAIN INCOME EARNER, I WOULDN'T HAVE
  • MARRIED A PUPPETEER. >> HE'S A PUPPET -- I'M SORRY I
  • YELLED. JUST A LOT HAPPENING.
  • >> SO IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THROUGH THE MONITOR THERE, DID YOU SEE
  • HOW MANY VEHICLES FELL INTO THE SINKHOLE?
  • >> AND ALSO, SIR, I'M WONDERING IF YOU HAVE FAMOUS PARENTS OR
  • SOMETHING? >> IT'S A LITTLE LOUD, YOU ASKED
  • HOW MANY CARS FELL IN? I GUESS SEVEN OR EIGHT?
  • >> INCLUDING OUR KIA SPORTAGE. >> YOU DRIVE THIS SMOKESHOW
  • AROUND IN A KIA SPORTAGE? >> ARE YOU MAD AT ME, SIR?
  • >> NO, NO, I'M JUST A LITTLE OVERWHELMED BY THE SCENE HERE
  • TODAY. STILL A LOT OF UNANSWERED
  • QUESTIONS. I'M LIVE IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA WITH,
  • I'M SORRY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> MATT SHATT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOUR NAME IS MATT SHATT?
  • >> UH, YES SHATT WITH TWO "Ts." >> DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE MARRIED TO THIS
  • WOMAN? WHOSE NAME IS?
  • >> ALEXANDRA KENNEDY-SHATT. >> SHE'S A KENNEDY.
  • AND SHE PUT A SHATT ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • BACK TO YOU! >> YOU'D THINK WITH THE LAST
  • NAME SHATT HE'D GO WITH MATTHEW, RIGHT?
  • >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. JOINING US NOW VIA WEBCAM IS CAL
  • TECH SEISMOLOGY PROFESSOR REED DODDEN WHO'S AN EXPERT ON
  • SINKHOLES. PROFESSOR, WHAT CAUSES SOMETHING
  • LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN? >> WELL, IT VARIES.
  • MOST LIKELY THEY WERE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WHO GREW UP TOGETHER AND
  • THAT BLOSSOMED INTO A ROMANCE OVER TIME.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> I BELIEVE YOU'RE REFERRING TO
  • THE COUPLE THAT WAS JUST INTERVIEWED.
  • I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE SINKHOLE. >> OH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS
  • UNDERGROUND WATER. >> OKAY.
  • NEIL, ANY SIGN OF WATER DAMAGE DOWN THERE?
  • >> OH, ABSOLUTELY. WE CAN JUST PAN DOWN A LITTLE,
  • RICK. YOU'LL SEE THAT THERE'S SOME MUD
  • AND OH MY GOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MATT SHATT IS WEARING CROCS AND
  • SOCKS. HE'S MARRIED TO THE LORD'S
  • MISTRESS. AND HE'S WEARING CROCS.
  • WITH SOCKS. SENDING IT BACK TO YOU IN THE
  • STUDIO! >> OKAY WELL, WE WILL UPDATE YOU
  • AS THAT SITUATION DEVELOPS. WE NOW TURN TO KAREN HOFFSTEDDER
  • WITH SPORTS. BIG GAME THIS WEEKEND.
  • >> YEAH, BUCS PLAYING THE BRONCOS.
  • OKAY, I GOT TWO THEORIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ONE, THIS DUDE MATT IS PACKING A
  • TREE TRUNK IN HIS PANTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • OR TWO, HE KIDNAPPED HER AND SHE GOT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M SORRY, WE CAN STILL HEAR
  • YOU. AND FOR THE RECORD, I'M WITH MY
  • HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST MEN I'VE EVER MET.
  • MOST MEN WOULD BE MAD AT THE WORLD IF THEY WERE BORN WITH
  • JUST TESTICLES AND NO PENIS. NOT MY MATT SHATT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> NEIL McNABB REPORTING LIVE.
  • FROM A WORLD THAT NO LONGER MAKES SENSE.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU, NEIL.
  • QUITE A SITUATION IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA.
  • >> YEAH. AND THERE'S THAT SINKHOLE TOO.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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A reporter's (Kenan Thompson) broadcast from the site of a sinkhole gets off-topic when he interviews a beautiful woman (Margot Robbie) and her unimpressive husband (Mikey Day).

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