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  • COMEDY CENTRAL
  • >> LIVE FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S
  • WORLD NEWS HEADQUARTERS IN
  • NEW YORK, "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
  • TREVOR NOAH PRESENTS DEMOCRATIC
  • DEBATE NUMBER TWO!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • >> Trevor: WELCOME TO "THE
  • DAILY SHOW," EVERYBODY!
  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN!
  • THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT!
  • WE ARE COMING TO YOU OLIVIA "LII
  • MEAN "LIVE"!
  • SEE?
  • WE CAN'T EDIT THAT OUT BECAUSE
  • WE'RE "LIV"!
  • ONE MAN EMERGED FROM THE GIANT
  • FIELD OFñr CANDIDATES AND ACHIEE
  • A HARD CORE VICTORY.
  • TONIGHT WAS THE BACHELORETTE
  • FINALE.
  • YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, HAN
  • NAVMENT JED WAS NO GOOD FOR YOU.
  • TONIGHT WAS ALSO IMPORTANT
  • BECAUSE WE FINISHED WATCHING THE
  • SECOND DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL
  • DEBATE.
  • NOW THIS DEBATE WAS HELD IN
  • DETROIT, MICHIGAN, WHICH IS
  • SIGNIFICANT FOR A COUPLE OF
  • REASONS.
  • FIRST BECAUSE MICHIGAN IS A
  • MAJOR SWING STATE, SECONDLY
  • BECAUSE THE FOX THEATER IS WHERE
  • THE DEBATE WAS HELD, IT'S ONE OF
  • THE MOST PIVOTAL MOMENTS IN
  • PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HISTORY.
  • >> IT'S ALL HAPPENING IN
  • DOWNTOWN DETROIT THE FOX
  • THEATER, THE SAME VENUE WHERE
  • DONALD TRUMP TALKED ABOUT THE
  • SIZE OF HIS HANDS.
  • >> HE REFERRED TO MY HANDS.
  • IF THEY'RE SMALL, SOMETHING ELSE
  • MUST BE SMALL.
  • THERE'S NO PROBLEM, I GUARANTEE.
  • ( LAUGHTER )
  • >> Trevor: WHATEVER HAPPENED
  • TO THAT GUY?
  • THIS WAS THE FIRST OF TWO NIGHTS
  • OF THEDAY DE BAIT WITH TEN
  • CANDIDATES EACH NIGHT.
  • ONE MAJOR DIFFERENCE, STEVE
  • BULLOCK TOOK THE PLACE OF ERIC
  • SWALWELL WHO GOT CAUGHT BY CAN
  • AT THAT TIME POACHERS.
  • YOU MAY BE WONDERING HOW THEY
  • DECIDED WHICH CANDIDATES DEBATE
  • WHICH NIGHT.
  • IT'S UP TO CNN WHICH MEANS THE
  • PROCESS IS AS RIDICULOUS AS
  • POSSIBLE.
  • >> BREAKING THIS PILE INTO
  • THIRD, PUTTING THIS INTO DEBATE
  • NIGHT, WHERE I WILL GIVE IT A
  • STIR AND WE WILL GET GOING TO
  • SEE WHEN THESE CANDIDATES WILL
  • BE DEBATING.
  • FIRST OUT OF TEN NAMES HERE IS
  • BILL de BLASIO, MAYOR OF
  • NEW YORK, STEVE RAND, CAMPAIGN
  • OF HILLARY CLINTON SUCCESSFUL
  • BID 2000, HE'LL TAKE THE STAGE
  • SECOND NIGHT WEDNESDAY JULY 31.
  • >> Trevor: WHAT IS GOING ON?
  • I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING
  • BLOOPERS FROM THE COURTROOM
  • SCENE IN CHERNOBYL.
  • WHEN WE MIX BILL de BLASIO
  • WITH MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IT
  • CREATES A CHAIN REACTION THAT
  • COULD DESTROYED AN ENTIRE CITY.
  • I DON'T KNOW WHY CNN COULDN'T
  • TELL US WHICH CANDIDATES ARE
  • GOING TO GO ON WHAT NIGHT.
  • THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE FUN
  • WITH IT.
  • IF I WAS IN CHARGE, I WOULD HAVE
  • ALSO GOT AN BOX, YEAH, I WOULD
  • HAVE BEEN LIKE, OKAY, LET'S SEE
  • WHAT WE'VE GOT.
  • WE'VE GOT BERNIE SANDERS IS
  • GOING TO BE DEBATEING WITHOUT
  • PANTS!
  • THERE YOU GO!
  • THERE YOU GO!
  • ( LAUGHTER )
  • HAVE MORE FUN!
  • NOW, CNN SELECTION AND THEIR
  • SHOW MAY HAVE BEEN WEIRD BUT
  • EVEN MORE WEIRD IS THE FACT THAT
  • EVERY DEMOCRATIC DEBATE NOW
  • COMES WITH COMMENTARY FROM O.J.
  • SIMPSON.
  • THE GUY WHO USED TO STAR IN THE
  • COMMERCIALS, ALLEGEDLY?
  • AND JUST LIKE WITH THE DEBATES
  • IN JUNE, O.J. SIMPSON WAS ON
  • TWITTER SHARING THOUGHTS ON THE
  • PRIMARY RACE.
  • >> AS FAR AS THE DEBATES ARE
  • CONCERNED, I SAW WHERE ONE OF
  • THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT OUT A
  • PLAN, SOMETHING FOR THEM TO
  • DEBATE THE MERITS OF TONIGHT.
  • NOW, THEY ALWAYS SHOULD DO THAT.
  • IT'S EASY TO SAY, OH, WE SHOULD
  • FIX GLOBAL WARMING, OH, WE
  • SHOULD HAVE AN AFFORDABLE
  • HEALTHCARE PLAN, WE SHOULD HAVE
  • A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT.
  • ALL THAT SOUNDS GOOD, THE
  • QUESTION IS HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
  • DO IT?
  • >> Trevor: O.J. SIMPSON IS
  • SAYING THESETIMES JUST CAN'T
  • SHOW UP TO THE DEBATE WITHOUT A
  • PLAN, THEY'VE GOT TO PREMEDITATE
  • THIS THING.
  • BUT ENOUGH WITH THE PREAMBLE.
  • LET'S GET TO TONIGHT'S DEBATE
  • AND ITS PREAMBLE BECAUSE INSTEAD
  • OF JUMPING STRAIGHT INTO THE
  • DEBATE, CNN THOUGHT IT WAS A
  • LONG FIGHT NIGHT PROMO AND AN
  • ENDLESS STREAM OF ALL THE
  • DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES SHAKING
  • HANDS WITH EACHOUT WHICH ARE
  • TOOK FOREVER, BECAUSE THEY'RE,
  • LIKE, 50 PEOPLE ON THE STAGE,
  • AND SECONDLY BECAUSE MARIANNE
  • WILLIAMSON INSISTED ON GIVING
  • EVERYONE A PALM READING.
  • SPOILER ALERT, YOU'RE NOT GOING
  • TO WIN, HICKENLOOPER!
  • ( LAUGHTER )
  • WHEN THE DEBATE PART OF THE
  • DEBATE FINALLY KICKED OFF, IT
  • BEGAN WITH A NUMBER ONE ISSUE
  • FOR MOST DEMOCRATIC VOTERS AND
  • AMERICANS AT LARGE, HEALTHCARE.
  • >> WE CAN CREATE A UNIVERSAL
  • HEALTHCARE SYSTEM TO GIVE
  • EVERYONE BASIC HEALTHCARE FOR
  • FREE AND I HAVE A PROPOSAL TO DO
  • IT BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO BE THE
  • PARTY OF SUBTRACTION AND TELL
  • HALF THE COUNTRY THAT HAVE
  • PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE THAT
  • THEIR INSURANCE IS ILLEGAL.
  • >> THEY'VE SUCKED BILLIONS OF
  • DOLLARS OUT OF OUR HEALTHCARE
  • SYSTEM.
  • WHEN WE TALK ABOUT HEALTHCARE,
  • WE NEED TO TALK MORE ABOUT JUST
  • THE HEALTHCARE PLAN.
  • WE HAVE A SICKNESS PLAN RATHER
  • THAN A HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.
  • >> MEDICARE COVERS ALL
  • HEALTHCARE FOR SENIOR CITIZENS,
  • FINALLY INCLUDING DENTAL CARE,
  • HEARING AIDS AND EYEGLASSES.
  • >> Trevor: WHY DOES BERNIE
  • SANDERS SOUND LIKE HE'S PITCHING
  • HEALTHCARE ONLY FOR HIMSELF?
  • WE'LL COVER HEARING AID,
  • EYEGLASSES AND INSURANCE IF YOU
  • SLIP IN THE SHOWER, ESPECIALLY
  • THE PART OF THE MILDEWED THAT
  • GETS SLIPPERY.
  • THE POINT IS IT'S FOR EVERYONE!
  • ( LAUGHTER )
  • FUNDAMENTALLY, ALL THE DEMOCRATS
  • ON TONIGHT'S STAGE AGREED ON THE
  • BASIC IDEA OF UNIVERSAL
  • HEALTHCARE.
  • WHAT THEY DISAGREED ON WAS HOW
  • EXACTLY TO DO IT.
  • ON BERNIE'S END, TALKING ABOUT
  • ONE GOVERNMENT-RUN INSURANCE
  • SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE.
  • ON DELANEY'S SPECTRUM, IT WAS A
  • GOVERNMENT PLAN AND AN OPTION TO
  • HAVE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE.
  • BASICALLY DIFFERENT FLAVORS ON
  • THE SAME THING.
  • WHEN YOUR FRIENDS AGREE YOU WILL
  • PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG AND ONE OF
  • YOU DRINKS RED BULL, THE OTHER
  • COCAINE,.
  • WHEN IT CAME TO IMMIGRATION, THE
  • DEBATERS WERE LESS CLEAR.
  • >> WHEN I'M PRESIDENT, ILLEGALLY
  • CROSSING THE BORDER WILL STILL
  • BE ILLEGAL.
  • >> WE NEED TO EXPAND LEGAL
  • IMMIGRATION, A PATH TO SITTED
  • ZENSHIP NOT JUST FOR DREAMERS.
  • >> IF WE DECRIMINALIZE AND GIVE
  • HEALTHCARE TO EVERYONE, WE'LL
  • HAVE MULTIPLES OF THAT, MAKE
  • SURE WHATEVER LAW WE HAVE
  • DOESN'T SEPARATE CHILDREN.
  • HOW HARD CAN THAT BE?
  • ON THE TWO DEBATE NIGHTS WE'VE
  • GOT 107 YEARS OF WASHINGTON
  • EXPERIENCE, SOMEHOW THAT SEEMS
  • LIKE IT SHOULD BE FAIRLY
  • FIXABLE.
  • >> WHY IS HICKENLOOPER -- YOU
  • GUYS THINK WE HAVE EXPERIENCE,
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?
  • IT'S A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE NOT
  • AN ESCAPE THE ROOM.
  • GUYS, IF WE PUT OUR MINDS
  • TOGETHER, SHUT UP!
  • YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!
  • HICKENLOOPER WILL BE I PROMISE I
  • WILL GO ON YAHOO ANSWERS TO SEE
  • IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO FIX THIS
  • THING.
  • IT'S ABOUT ONE PERSON MAKING
  • HUGE PROMISES THEY CAN'T GET
  • DONE.
  • ALTHOUGH IN HICKENLOOPER'S
  • DEFENSE, MAYBE HE WAS CONFUSED
  • BECAUSE THE WHOLE DEBATE
  • SURROUNDING IMMIGRATION TONIGHT
  • WAS CONFUSING.
  • AT ONE POINT, SOUNDED LIKE THE
  • DEMOCRATS ARE SAYING ILLEGAL
  • IMMIGRATION WOULD STILL BE
  • ILLEGAL IF THEY WERE IN THE
  • WHITE HOUSE, BUT SOME ARE SAYING
  • IT WOULDN'T BE A CRIME TO SPEAK
  • ACROSS THE BORDER.
  • IT'S A MYTH TRUMP STARTED TO
  • CREATE.
  • HE STARTED PAINTING DEMOCRATS AS
  • PARTY OF OPEN BORDERS AND
  • THEY'RE STRUGGLING TO CONVEY
  • COMPASSION FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS
  • WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE THEY WANT
  • TO GIVE VISAS TO I.S.I.S.
  • AND IN THE DEMOCRATS' DEFENSE,
  • ANYTIME THEY TRIED TO MAKE A
  • NUANCED ARGUMENT THE MODERATOR
  • TOLD THEM THEY WERE OUT OF TIME.
  • >> FOR THOSE WHO ARE
  • INSUFFICIENTLY ENROLLED IN
  • HEALTHCARE AND --
  • >> THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY WERE
  • ADVERTISING TONIGHT ON THIS
  • PROGRAM --
  • >> THANK YOU, SENATOR.
  • BIG IDEAS THAT WE CAN GET
  • DONE.
  • >> THANK YOU, CONGRESSMAN.
  • EY LEL SEE 40% REDUCTION IN
  • HEALTHCARE.
  • >> IF WE CAN STICK TO THE RULES
  • OF THE TIME, THAT WOULD BE
  • GREAT.
  • >> YOU TELL THEM, JAKE, STICK TO
  • THE RULES OF TIME.
  • CNN DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THE
  • CANDIDATES AND PEOPLE DEBATING
  • ON HOW TO LOW INTEREST PRICE OF
  • PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
  • WASHINGTON DEBATE, I'VE GOT TO
  • ASK MY DOCTOR ABOUT LIPITOR, I
  • HAVE TO TALK TO HIM.
  • ACCORDING TO CNN, CANDIDATES
  • WOULD GET AS LITTLE AS 15
  • SECONDS TO RESPOND TO A POLICY
  • QUESTION WHICH IS GREAT SNAPPY
  • TV BUT HORRIBLE FOR POLICY
  • DEBATE AND ALSO A GOOD THING
  • THAT CNN DOESN'T RUN A
  • RESTAURANT.
  • THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.
  • WILL BE LOOKING UP AT THE WAY
  • JAKE TAPE SAYS I'M GOING TO
  • ORDER INTEREST PASTA.
  • I SAID THANK YOU!
  • OH, AND CNN DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO
  • LET PEOPLE ELABORATE ON THEIR
  • RESPONSE BUT THEY HAD TIME TO --
  • >> YOU SUPPORT MEDICARE FOR ALL.
  • CONGRESSMAN DELANEY REFERRED TO
  • IT AS BAD POLICY AND PREVIOUSLY
  • CALLED THE IDEA POLITICAL
  • SUICIDE THAT WILL JUST GET
  • PRESIDENT TRUMP REELECTED.
  • WHAT DO YOU SAY TO CONGRESSMAN
  • DELANEY?
  • IN THE LAST DEBATE HE SAID THE
  • POLITICIANS THAT AREN'T
  • SUPPORTING MEDICARE FOR ALL
  • SIMPLY LACK THE WILL TO FIGHT
  • FOR IT.
  • YOU DO NOT SUPPORT MEDICARE FOR
  • ALL.
  • IS SENATOR WARREN CORRECT, YOU
  • DON'T FIGHT?
  • MS. WILLIAMSON, HOW DO YOU WE
  • SPOND TO THE CRITICISM FROM
  • SENATOR WARREN THAT YOU'RE NOT
  • WILLING TO FIGHT FOR MEDICARE
  • FOR ALL.
  • >> I DON'T KNOW IF SENATOR
  • WARREN SAID THAT ABOUT ME
  • SPECIFICALLY.
  • >> Trevor: CNN YOU CATTY
  • BITCH.
  • THE QUESTIONS MIGHT BE PICK
  • THREE PEOPLE ON THE STAGE.
  • SOUNDS LIKE ANY MOMENT THEY WERE
  • ACT TO GO, BY THE WAY,
  • ELIZABETH, DID YOU NOTICE
  • KLOBUCHAR STOLE YOUR LOOK?
  • JUST SAYING, JUST SAYING.
  • AND LOOK DON'T GET ME -- I'M NOT
  • SAYING CNN WANTED TO FIGHT TO
  • GIN UP THE RAISING.
  • IT WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY
  • LOWERED THE CAGE OVER THE STAGE.
  • AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS CNN
  • OR IF IT WAS THE FORMAT OF THE
  • NIGHT, BUT BERNIE SANDERS IN
  • PARTICULAR, HE SEEMED READY TO
  • THROW DOWN.
  • >> JAKE, YOUR QUESTION IS THE
  • REPUBLICAN'S TALKING POINT.
  • >> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO
  • CONGRESSMAN DELANEY?
  • >> YOU'RE WRONG.
  • MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY OFF
  • OF HEALTHCARE BUT OUR JOB IS TO
  • RUN NONPROFIT HEALTHCARE.
  • >> IF WE CAN AFFORD TO MAKE
  • RADICAL CHANGES, THEY'RE NOT
  • GOING ALONG.
  • THROW YOUR HANDS UP, YOU
  • HAVEN'T --
  • >> I DID THAT WHEN I WROTE THE
  • DAMN BILL.
  • >> Trevor: BERNIE WAS NOT
  • MESSING AROUND TONIGHT, HUH?
  • I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SEND
  • SOMEONE TO THE HOSPITAL AND PAY
  • THEIR ENTIRE BILL.
  • WHOO!
  • THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF BERNIE WAS
  • MARIANNE WILLIAMSON.
  • YEAH, SHE CAME IN WITH HER
  • TRADEMARK TRANQUILLY AND
  • PEACEFUL VIBES AND WHEN IT CAME
  • TO ISSUES OF RACE, SHE GOT THE
  • CROWD ON HER SIDE.
  • >> WE HAVE COMMUNITIES,
  • PARTICULARLY COMMUNITIES OF
  • COLOR AND DISADVANTAGED
  • COMMUNITIES ALL OVER THIS
  • COUNTRY WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM
  • ENVIRONMENTAL INJUSTICE.
  • I ASSURE YOU I LIVE IN
  • NORTHPOINT.
  • WHAT HAPPENED IN CLINT WOULD NOT
  • HAVE HAPPENED IN GROVE POINT.
  • THIS IS PART OF THE DARK
  • UNDERBELLY OF AMERICAN SOCIETY.
  • IF THE DEMOCRATS DON'T START
  • SAYING IT WHY WOULD THOSE PEOPLE
  • THEY'RE THERE FOR IT.
  • IF THOSE PEOPLE WON'T VOTE FOR
  • US DONALD TRUMP WILL WIN.
  • >> Trevor: WOW, MARIANNE
  • WILLIAMSON, A POWERFUL MOMENT IN
  • THE DEBATE.
  • I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE
  • FOR A WHITE WOMAN TO GET THAT
  • MUCH ATTENTION FROM BLACK PEOPLE
  • WITHOUT CALLING THE COPS.
  • AMAZING.
  • HE WAS FIRED, YOU SEE THAT?
  • IT WAS AN AMAZING NIGHT AND FOR
  • MANY PEOPLE SHE WAS THE WINNER
  • OF THE DEBATE.
  • SHE CAME OUT, SAID WHAT SHE
  • WANTED TO SAY, SHE DIDN'T WASTE
  • TIME.
  • ALL IN ALL, I DON'T THINK THIS
  • WAS THE MOST EARTH SHATTERING
  • DEBATE, THE TIMING OF THE
  • QUESTION IS INCONSERVATIVE, THE
  • CANDIDATES' RESPONSES WERE
  • CRYSTAL CHEER CLEAR AND WEÑi
  • DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING NEW.
  • THE ONLY EXCEPTION WAS ELIZABETH
  • WARREN.
  • SHE WAS CONNECTING WITH THE
  • AUDIENCE.
  • SEEMED TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR EVERY
  • TIME AND SHE NEVER SEEMED OFF
  • HER GAME.
  • >> I THINK DEMOCRATS WIN WHEN WE
  • RUN ON REAL SOLUTIONS NOT
  • IMPOSSIBLE PROM SERKS WHEN WE
  • RUN ON THINGS THAT ARE WORKABLE,
  • NOT FAIRY TAIL ECONOMICS.
  • >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
  • ANYBODY GOES TO THE TROUBLE OF
  • RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE
  • UNITED STATES JUST TO TALK ABOUT
  • WHAT WE REALLY CAN'T DO AND
  • SHOULDN'T FIGHT FOR.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • >> Trevor: M!
  • MMM!
  • WARREN HAS A GOOD POINT.
  • RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IS ABOUT
  • SHOOTING FOR THE MOON, RIGHT.
  • WHEN TRUMP RAN FOR PRESIDENT, HE
  • DIDN'T RUN WITH INCREMENTAL
  • IDEAS.
  • HE SAID BUILD A WALL!
  • ANOTHER COUNTRY WILL PAY FOR IT!
  • OBAMA WAS, LIKE, WE CAN'T.
  • HE'S LIKE WE'LL SEE, WE'LL TRY.
  • WE CAN!
  • BUT SOME OF THESE CANDIDATES
  • ARE,úq[KE, LET'S MAKE AMERICA
  • 8.5% BETTER THAN IT WAS
  • YESTERDAY!
  • AND THAT REALLY WAS THE BIGGEST
  • FLIP IN THE DEBATE TONIGHT WAS
  • DEMOCRATS WHO WANTED MAJOR
  • SYSTEMIC CHANGE AND ONE TO
  • WANTED TO FIDL IN THE MARGIN.
  • ONLY ONE SIDE WILL WIN THIS --
  • WHAT'S THAT?
  • I'VE RUN OUT OF TIME?
  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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Trevor went LIVE after night one of the Detroit 2020 Democratic primary debates between Steve Bullock, Pete Buttigieg, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, Amy Klobuchar, Beto O’Rourke, Tim Ryan, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Marianne Williamson.

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