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Jousting with Jason Sudeikis and Kevin Hart

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  • Welcome to an all-new episode of "What The Fit."
  • This is a show where I basically go
  • and I get my friends to do things they wouldn't normally do.
  • They're all based around a physical fitness workout.
  • So I wanna do things
  • that can motivate and inspire those to get fit.
  • Now that I'm done with that let's talk about my guest today.
  • I got my guy Jason Sudeikis.
  • We're going to Medieval Times and we're gonna get trained.
  • We're gonna get trained to be knights.
  • ( music playing )
  • ( grunts )
  • To learn how to be a knight would be an amazing,
  • physical fitness activity.
  • Oh, God. Oh, Jason.
  • Hey. Hey--
  • ( laughs )
  • ( laughing ) You look like the Tin Man.
  • I'm all right.
  • We're all right.
  • Oh.
  • It's so ( bleep ) loud!
  • - ( laughing ) It's so loud. - It's loud.
  • Oh, but it's also hot, Kevin.
  • Yeah, it's not just loud.
  • It's also really-- really G-D hot.
  • You know what? How about we take it off?
  • - Yeah. - Why-- We'll take it off.
  • - Take it off then we'll put it back on. - We'll put it on the roof.
  • - There you go. There you go. - Yeah, yeah.
  • ( music playing )
  • - Look at this. - What is that?
  • I brought-- I brought a blowtorch.
  • - Why do you have a blowtorch? - Pliers.
  • For what, Jason? What are you doing?
  • So we can get Medieval on their ass.
  • - No. They're not-- - We're gonna get Medieval on their ass,
  • - like "Pulp Fiction." - Is that a ball gag?
  • - What are you doing? - I don't know. Is it, Kevin?
  • I didn't know what it was until you named it.
  • Just glanced at it real quick
  • and just goes, "Is that a ball gag?"
  • I don't think that's the type of Medieval that we're gonna get.
  • - Jason: All right. - Kevin: Here's what I did.
  • All right, we're going to train to be knights.
  • - Mm-hmm. - I thought that we should at least learn a vocabulary
  • - that was knight friendly. You know what I mean? - True.
  • We can-- We can compete at least on a vocabulary level.
  • - Look at what I have. - What do you got here?
  • Tell me what you think it is.
  • Woman: Welcome to learning the Queen's English.
  • - Perfect. - Lesson one.
  • Repeat after me.
  • - ( British accent ) After me. - How do you do?
  • ( mimicking woman's voice ) How do you do?
  • ( shouting ) How do you do?
  • Would you like some tea?
  • ( British accent ) Would you like some tea?
  • ( British accent ) Would you like some tea?
  • Do knights drink tea?
  • - Probably not. - That's quite a lot of butter,
  • little brother.
  • ( British accent ) That's quiet a lot, little--
  • That's quite a lot, little--
  • - But-- Butter, little brother. - Yeah.
  • I am a princess.
  • ( high-pitched voice ) I'm a little princess.
  • ( British accent ) Then eat a little bit of butter and drink some tea.
  • - Jason: ( high-pitched voice ) Oh! - ( both laugh )
  • ( music playing )
  • Kevin: All right. We are here.
  • ( grunts )
  • - Sparks! You see the sparks! - Sparks.
  • - ( grunts ) - Kevin: Oh, they're going through it. See?
  • - But you see how intense they are? - Yes.
  • - Yeah-- - This is not-- This is not a game.
  • ( grunts )
  • Kevin: Did they--
  • Oh, God.
  • - Hi, guys. Welcome, welcome. - Hey, how you doing?
  • - Jason. - Come on down.
  • ( British accent ) I-- I wanna know if anybody wants some tea.
  • Yeah, we're working on the voices.
  • ( British accent ) Does anybody want any tea?
  • Spot of tea.
  • - Or Nutty Butter? - Jason: No.
  • - No. - No, but we will go over some jousting.
  • - Kevin and Jason: Okay. Okay. - Some fights.
  • And, uh, we're gonna get you guys tournament ready.
  • And if the queen deems you worthy to compete--
  • Oh, ( bleep )!
  • - We have to meet the queen? - Jason: Yeah.
  • ( British accent ) Do we get to meet the queen?
  • If you perform well enough, yeah.
  • - So, we're gonna suit up. - Okay.
  • - We're gonna suit up? - You gotta wear the uniform.
  • - Oh! - You guys set?
  • Okay. Absolutely.
  • Let's go. So we're gonna suit up.
  • If-- If the glove don't fit...
  • - Right? - ...you must acquit.
  • Who am I?
  • Guess who?
  • Cuba! Cuba!
  • - Who am I? Ring any bells? Ring any bells? - Ain't my glove.
  • Whatever happened to O.J.?
  • ( laughs )
  • Kevin: Oh, this is like some "Game of Thrones."
  • Oh! Where is the queen?
  • Where is she?
  • So, we're gonna go into how to-- how to kill and how to die.
  • I'm one of the best diers ever, so.
  • - You'll see. He's right. - Man: All right.
  • So what we're gonna do is, you just wanna give him a good hit.
  • There.
  • - Yeah. - So, you hear that slap?
  • So, he's dying now, right?
  • - Now, what I really wanna do is I wanna take him... - That guy died?
  • ...and I'm just gonna throw him out.
  • That's called taking out the trash.
  • - So you think you can do better than that? - Well, he--
  • He's not gonna get an Oscar anytime soon, I tell you that.
  • You just wanna keep your hands out of the way.
  • There you go. All right.
  • - ( groans ) - Nice, nice.
  • And now we take out the trash and--
  • ( screams )
  • ( groans )
  • ( groans )
  • Yeah.
  • ( groans )
  • ( groans and cries )
  • You did a little better than that.
  • ( groans )
  • ( groans )
  • We're gonna have to charge extra when you do the show.
  • No. No.
  • - All right. - ( groans )
  • He's okay. He's okay.
  • - Jason: Everybody. - ( groans )
  • - Jason. - Jason: It's all right.
  • - Me? Me, Jason? - Jason, call my--
  • - Me? Yeah. - Call my aunt.
  • Tell her I didn't pay all of the cable bill.
  • Okay, okay. Anything.
  • - And go feed my dogs. - You got it.
  • - ( crying ) - Absolutely.
  • Both of them. Both of them?
  • You're gonna make it. It's okay.
  • Oh!
  • - You son of-- - I forgot to tell you. I forgot to tell you one last thing.
  • One last thing, yes, of course. Please, anything, anything, anything.
  • I watch a lot of porn in the summertime.
  • - Who doesn't? - Whoa. Uh-- Uh--
  • All right, that's like a three minute death.
  • You just-- You just gotta die and then that's it.
  • - Man: That's all. - This is a miscommunication.
  • - Okay, yeah. You just gotta let the guys know. - That's all that is.
  • Yeah, you just gotta tell me the time of death.
  • - Give him a time window. - Yeah, you gotta give me a time.
  • You didn't say how much time I had to die.
  • - Yeah, that's very true. - I didn't think it had to be very specific,
  • - but all right. - Yeah, I'm sorry.
  • - All right, so. - You wanna die, Jason? Let Jason die.
  • - I mean, you don't-- - Your turn?
  • - And guide this arm. All right. - ( groans )
  • ( groans )
  • ( groaning )
  • - ( groaning continues ) - Kevin: This is good.
  • Kevin: This is good. This is so good.
  • - ( groaning continues ) - This is so good.
  • This is so good.
  • - So good. - I gotta go the other way, I'm gonna puke.
  • - So good. - ( groaning continues )
  • Oh, this is so good.
  • - ( groaning continues ) - ( bleep )
  • ( mimics farting )
  • No, gas, of course.
  • You're a dead body. Yeah, farts.
  • Yeah, farts, if you die.
  • Everybody knows that. This is great.
  • ( farting continues )
  • - This is definitely a workout. - Jason: Yeah.
  • I will-- I will a hundred percent admit that.
  • We're gonna move on to some jousting.
  • Kevin: This reminds me of the train station where I grew up.
  • Yo, yo, yo, we ain't gonna pay today.
  • And you run. ( grunts )
  • Jump the train station.
  • That's like some little thug stuff I just told y'all.
  • Jason, you don't know nothing about hopping the trains.
  • No, no. You know what I would do if I wanna get in a house?
  • House, you know, when no one's there.
  • - Through the doggy door. I'd go through the-- - There you go.
  • ( groans ) Through the doggy door. Just like that.
  • - Different neighborhood, different childhood. - Much different.
  • - Much different. - Different childhood.
  • - ( laughs ) - Completely different childhood.
  • - Yeah, of course. - All right, with this lance
  • - I'm gonna charge with this horse, - Jason: Great. Yeah.
  • I'm gonna hit him in the shield.
  • - Man 2: Look down. - Look down?
  • ( Kevin screams )
  • Yeah, I'm confused.
  • - I saw what he did, - Yeah.
  • but I'm saying, what do you--
  • What do you want me and Jason to do? What do we do?
  • Oh, you're-- You're gonna take the hit.
  • All right, well, Jason, you're up.
  • Oh. ( laughs )
  • You're gonna be great, Jason.
  • - Means a lot. - This is gonna make great television.
  • That's all you gotta think, man.
  • So you're like this in a prone position.
  • When I say, "Present," you're gonna go like that.
  • - Like that? - Yes, sir.
  • - You got it, Jason. - I'm gonna say that
  • - when he's about halfway. - Jason: Okay.
  • - You ready, sir? - Ready.
  • - All right. - Make sure you present it.
  • Man 2: Present. Look down.
  • - Man 2: Nice! - ( screams )
  • - ( screams ) - In yo face!
  • - Jason, you-- - Man 2: Can you see okay?
  • - Yeah. - Congratulations.
  • - You did it. You got juice-ted. - That was good. I-- I--
  • All right, Kevin, you're up.
  • Well, I don't-- I don't know if I get to do it.
  • - No, no, no, you're up. - ( groans ) All right.
  • Here we go.
  • Helmet first.
  • - Can you see? - Yeah, I can see.
  • Uh, it really hurts, Kevin.
  • - What? - Nothing.
  • Jason-- ( laughs )
  • - Horse is ready. - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
  • - What the ( bleep ) is that? - That was a wind up.
  • Okay, can I just be honest?
  • - Sure. - A little piece of poop came out.
  • Yeah.
  • - You ready? - Okay. All right.
  • - He's ready. - All right.
  • - He's a warhorse. - All right.
  • Man 2: All right, Jesse, here we go.
  • Present!
  • Did it happen?
  • Is it over?
  • Did I do it? ( screams )
  • Oh!
  • ( groans )
  • Jason: ( laughs ) Look at that. Oh, no.
  • Oh, boy.
  • ( farts )
  • ( music playing )
  • Kevin: Oh, my God!
  • - Let me smell your breath. - How-- Smell my breath.
  • ( sniffs ) Will do, will do.
  • ( British accent ) - Hello. - Hello.
  • - Well done, my Lords. - My Lady.
  • - We've-- We've trained as knights. - I'm right here.
  • - Yeah. - I understand,
  • and surprisingly, you've exceeded my expectations.
  • Yes, yes, yes.
  • - But-- Yes. - Go on.
  • And, as queen, I would very much like to, uh...
  • Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Spit it out.
  • - You're gonna what? - ...knight you.
  • ( both scream )
  • We're about to get knighted.
  • Hey!
  • You'll have to teach me the dance later.
  • - Please kneel before me. - Kevin: Okay.
  • - Kevin: All right. - Yes. Right.
  • By the Holy Order of Saint Martin--
  • ( screams )
  • - Jason: Kevin! Kevin! - ( bleep )!
  • Damn!
  • - I barely touched you. - I'm just joking.
  • - Kevin: I was joking. - Jason: We gotcha.
  • - I knew he was kidding I knew he was kidding. - Sorry.
  • - All right, shall we start again? - Kevin: I'm sorry. Yes, yes.
  • - All right, ready? - Jason: Please be careful. He's the money.
  • By the Holy Order of Saint Martin,
  • I raise you to knights of the realm.
  • Go ahead and rise.
  • I feel different.
  • - Getting good stuff. - Thank-- Thank you, my Lady. My Lady.
  • So, part of being knights of the realm...
  • - Yes. - ...you are to compete in tonight's tournament
  • in front of the entire kingdom,
  • in which one of you might be our true champion.
  • Kevin: Done.
  • - This is big. Thank you. - Yeah.
  • Oh.
  • - My Lady. - My Lord.
  • I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go enjoy a nice--
  • Please. Please.
  • - Hey, take it easy. - Good luck tonight.
  • ( music playing )
  • ( cheers and applause )
  • Good and gracious nobles, welcome.
  • Tonight, two new knights of the realm
  • will fight to the death.
  • ( cheers and applause )
  • I give to you your black and white knight,
  • Sir Jason Sudeikis!
  • ( cheers and applause )
  • Audience: ( chanting ) Jason!
  • For his opponent, I give to you your champion,
  • Sir Kevin Hart!
  • - ( cheers and applause ) - Yes.
  • Yes.
  • Yes!
  • Yes!
  • You!
  • Audience: ( chanting ) Kevin!
  • Announcer: Are you prepared for final combat?
  • My Lords, when you are ready, play on.
  • ( screams )
  • - ( grunts ) - ( screams )
  • ( grunting )
  • ( grunts )
  • ( groans )
  • You okay?
  • ( groaning )
  • ( music playing )
  • Audience: ( chanting ) Jason!
  • Yes!
  • I gotta thank Jason Sudeikis for another amazing episode.
  • Thank you to everybody at Medieval Times.
  • What a workout.
  • As you can see I'm sweating like hell.
  • I got nothing but respect for these knights.
  • I love you all.
  • ( grunts ) Thank guys so much.
  • For more jousting action,
  • what I want you guys to do is go check out my YouTube channel,
  • Laugh Out Loud, and subscribe.
  • Why? Because I said so.
  • If you don't do it, I'll go Medieval on your ass.

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Kevin Hart and Jason Sudeikis experience what it’s like to become a medieval knight, as they learn the finer points of jousting.

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Executive Producers
MATT KUNITZ
PIP WELLS
REBECCA SHUMSKY QUINN
DAVID SHUMSKY
MARK HARRIS
JEFF CLANAGAN
KEVIN HART

Co-Executive Producers
MATT KAYE
D. MAX PORIS

Hosted By
KEVIN HART

Guest Starring
JASON SUDEIKIS

Directed By
ALEX VAN WAGNER

Supervising Producer
NARVIN RUSSAW

Line Producer
LAURIE LEANNAH

Producers
NICK ALARCON
CANDICE C. WILSON

Comedy Producers
JASON BICE
HARRY RATCHFORD

Editor
GERRY BECERRIL

Associate Director
JASON EDWARDS

Stage Manager
WOLFGANG DELGADO

Director of Photography
TIM MURPHY

Production Manager
MCKENZIE HANSON

Post Production Supervisor
LINDSAY HEMPEL

Associate Producers
DANA DIGIACINTO
RYAN MCGEE
MICHAEL A. ROWE

Story Associate Producer
EMMA ALTMEYER

Camera Operators
IVAN DURAN
ERIK HAMILTON
MARQUES SMITH
NICK TRAMONTANO

Steadicam
SEAN FLANNERY

Lead Camera Assistant
JEREMIAH THORNE

Camera Assistants
VERLON ALLEN
COREY COOPER
DEANDRE GREEN
DAVE HAWES

Tech Supervisor
ED DANIELIAN

Tech Department
MIKE DELLAMONICA

WALLACE L. DIXON
DANIEL J. FERRIS

DIT
EDUARDO EGUIA

Audio Supervisor
KENYATA WESTBROOK

Audio Mixers
BRYAN DIAZ
AARON LACHAPELLE
ROBERT P. MATTHEWS JR.

A2
JORDAN DIAZ

Gaffer
AJ TAYLOR

Best Boy
DANNY VINCENT

Key Grip
ROLAND MARTINEZ

Best Boy Grip
MARVIN MEJIA

Electricians
JAMES GREEN
DWAYNE LYON
GOMIDAS SEMERJIAN

Grips
LUIS VELANDIA
WLADAMIR VELEZ

Lead Man
KEVIN MINCIN

Set Dresser
RILEY CRAPPER

Property Person
KEVIN CAMPOY
REGGIE DAVIS
MASON REYNOLDS

Clearance Supervisor
STEFANI NEWMAN

Production Accountant
SHARON PACK

Payroll Accountant
JULIE BERNARDS

Talent Producer
ASHLEY RHORER

Talent Manager
TRASK DONALDSON

Production Associate
HANNAH HIGGINS

Wardrobe
ASHLEY NORTH
DARI ANN SETTEL

Makeup
CARRI HAMILTON
LYDIA MILLARS

Location Manager
PATRICK THOMPSON

Key Assistant Location Manager
AMIL FUENTES

Transportation Captain
GUY MERRICK

Drivers
IGNACIO ALVAREZ
MIKE BELPEDIO
JEREMY COLEGROVE
MICHAEL A. MORENO
BILLY MEYERS
FREDDY MORALES
JEREMY RIORDAN

Set Medic
JOHN B. AUSTIN

Craft Services
BRENDON KWAK
JUSTIN PARK

Lead Assistant Editor
CHRIS HICKS

Assistant Editor
MONELL VERTUS

Music Supervisor
RICK KRIMBEL

Colorist
TAL, C.S.I.

Online Editor
JOSIAH COHEN

Re-Recording Mixer
TERRANCE DWYER, C.A.S.

Talent Casting By
JB TALENT

Music By
KILLER TRACKS
SIGNATURE TRACKS

Graphics By
MIDNIGHT SHERPA

Production Assistants
OLIVIA BONILLA
KARINA DEUTSCH
ANDREW DUGAN
CHAD ELLIS
SANNA HESHMATI
BENJAMIN JENIFER
SATHYA MIELE
CHARLOTTE PETERS
JHONNY ROLDAN
KATE WATHALL

Special Thanks
BLUEPRINT POST PRODUCTION
BRUCE’S CATERING
C-MOUNT INDSUTRIES
ILLUMINAR
MEDIEVAL TIMES DINNER & TOURNAMENT
MIXERS POST SOUND SERVICES
THE BOSCHETTI GROUP
VER EQUIPMENT RENTALS