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John Oliver Describes Boris Johnson, England's Very Own Trump

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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
  • WE'RE HERE WITH OUR DEAR FRIEND JOHN OLIVER.
  • BIG SOCCER SUMMER.
  • >> YEAH, FOR SURE, IF YOU WANT TO USE THAT WORD, YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: IT WAS AN EXCELLENT SEASON FOR FOOT BALL.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Stephen: AND FOR THE U.S.
  • TEAM.
  • >> MAGNIFICENT.
  • >> Stephen: BUT JUST AS IMPORTANT TO YOU OR PERHAPS EVEN
  • MORE SO.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: YOUR TEAM, LIVERPOOL --
  • >> YES, WE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
  • >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
  • >> CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE.
  • IT WAS AMAZING, ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
  • THEY ARE A WONDERFUL TEAM, LIVERPOOL, WITH A VERY
  • CHARISMATIC MANAGER.
  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR CONNECTION TO LIVERPOOL.
  • >> MY WHOLE FAMILY IS FROM LIVERPOOL.
  • NOT ME.
  • YOU GET GRANDFATHERED IN.
  • THE ONE THING I COULD DO WITH MY WHOLE LIFE IS SUPPORTING
  • LIVERPOOL.
  • I'M PASSING IT TO MY CHILDREN NOW.
  • >> Stephen: TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
  • >> BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING A PRE-SEASON TOUR OF AMERICA AND
  • SO THEY BROUGHT THE EUROPEAN CUP TO MY OFFICE AND THAT IS ABOUT
  • AS HAPPY AS I EVER GET.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT WAS ABSOLUTELY MAGIC.
  • I TEXTED -- I TEXTED THAT PHOTO TO MY WIFE AND SHE RESPONDED
  • THAT'S THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER SEEN YOU IN A PHOTO, AND I'M
  • AFRAID SHE'S RIGHT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WEDDING PICTURES
  • DON'T MATCH?
  • >> THIS IS MORE EXCITING.
  • ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD LIFT A SPORTING TROPHY BUT I
  • THINK ALL SPORTS WOULD BE BETTER IF THAT WAS THE CASE.
  • >> Stephen: DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
  • IT WAS HEAVY, BUT YOU HAVE TO FACTOR IN MY UPPER BODY
  • STRENGTH, SO IT MIGHT BE LIGHT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.
  • HOW LONG WAS YOUR LOVE OF LIVERPOOL.
  • >> MY FIRST THOUGHT AS A CHILD.
  • I BETTER SUPPORT LIVERPOOL OR I'LL ANGER FATHER.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WAS THAT A
  • FREQUENT CONCERN?
  • >> SURE, YES.
  • >> Stephen: I NEED SOME U.K.
  • POLITICAL ADVICE OR KNOWLEDGE.
  • CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF THAT?
  • >> SURE.
  • WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
  • IT LOOKS LIKE GOING GREAT.
  • THAT'S THE KIND OF NUTSHELL VERSION OF IT FOR YOU.
  • IT'S CHAOTIC AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE.
  • >> Stephen: IN SOME WAYS I'M KIND OF OFF THE CARING OF WHAT
  • HAPPENS WITH BRECT TRAIN BECAUSE IT'S TAKEN SO LONG.
  • LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IMPLODES OR DOESN'T.
  • >> YES, THAT'S FAIR.
  • >> Stephen: BUT I'M INTERESTED IN WHO THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER
  • IS GOING TO BE BECAUSE THE LEADING GUY IS BORIS JOHNSON.
  • >> RIGHT.
  • >> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A FAILED
  • CLONE OF DONALD TRUMP.
  • >> RIGHT.
  • >> Stephen: LIKE THEY TRIED TO CLONE DONALD TRUMP WITH A
  • TOENAIL CLIPPER THAT DIDN'T QUITE TAKE.
  • WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
  • >> TO SAY HE'S A FAILED CLONE OF DONALD TRUMP IS PERFECT BECAUSE
  • IT'S AN INSULT TO BOTH OF THEM SOMEHOW, THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT.
  • >> Stephen: YEAH.
  • BUT WE'LL SEE.
  • I GUESS HE'S LIKELY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER.
  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
  • WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S HE KNOWN FOR?
  • >> LIKE ENTITLEMENT FROM AN EARLY AGE, A KIND OF DEEP, DEEP
  • WHITE-HOT AMBITION PULSING THROUGH HIS LIFE, NO REAL
  • PRINCIPLES TO NAME OF ANY KIND.
  • A KIND OF -- >> Stephen: AND WHAT ABOUT
  • BORIS JOHNSON?
  • WHAT'S HE LIKE?
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
  • >> WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
  • SUPERFICIALLY, THEY ARE SIMILAR.
  • >> Stephen: I BELIEVE THE TERM IS SUPERKALLIE FRAGILE
  • LISTINGLY.
  • >> YES, AND TEND RESULT IS THE SAME.
  • WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT FOR DINNER?
  • A BEAL OF ( BLEEP ) OR A BOWL SCREWS.
  • THEY'RE BOTH AWFUL AND WILL HURT YOU IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THERE WAS A DUSTUP
  • KIND OF IN THE PRESS AND POLITICIANS BECAUSE THESE
  • DIPLOMATIC CABLES.
  • I LOVE THE TERM DIPLOMATIC CABLE, BY THE WAY.
  • THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES, A GUY NAMED KIM
  • DUROCHE, A VERY POLITE GUY, VERY DIPLOMATIC --
  • >> AND BRITISH DIPLOMAT, BUT HE CAN REALLY CONTAIN ALL FEELINGS
  • ABOUT ANYTHING AND JUST CALCIFY THEM INTO A DIAMOND.
  • >> Stephen: AND THEN HE -- BUT IN HIS CABLES, HE WAS VERY FRANK
  • AND SAID THIS GUY'S AN IDIOT, HE'S TRYING TO BLOW UP THE WORLD
  • JUST BECAUSE HE'S BITTER ABOUT BARACK OBAMA.
  • >> I WOULD ARGUE THAT'S STILL WITHIN THE LANGUAGE OF DIPLOMACY
  • WITH WHAT HE COULD HAVE SAID.
  • >> Stephen: YEAH?
  • YES, BUT HE DID SAY THAT.
  • IT WASN'T MEANT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.
  • >> Stephen: SO HE RESIGNED.
  • YES.
  • >> Stephen: BORIS JOHNSON DID NOT SUPPORT KIM DUROCHE.
  • >> NO.
  • >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT PRESSAGE OF WHAT TRUMP AND
  • JOHNSON'S LAPPING WILL BE LIKE OR WHO MIGHT TAKE THAT PLACE?
  • >> WHO KNOWS.
  • BORIS JOHNSON ( BLEEP ) TALKED MOST PEOPLE HIMSELF.
  • HE SAID TRUMP WAS AN IDIOT.
  • >> Stephen: BUT IF HE SAYS ANYTHING NICE ABOUT TRUMP, HE
  • FORGIVES YOU.
  • LINDSEY GRAHAM SAD HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT TRUMP.
  • >> BORIS JOHNSON HAD NOTHING WHATSOEVER.
  • HE'S A MORAL WIND SOCK.
  • HE WILL GO WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING.
  • >> Stephen: SADLY, WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK.
  • BACK WITH MORE JOHN OLIVER!

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John Oliver gives Stephen an update on English politics and describes Boris Johnson, England's very own Trump.

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