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Jake Gyllenhaal: Indie Films Vs. Marvel Movies

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  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW" JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU
  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU
  • BACK.
  • >> NICE TO BE HERE.
  • >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?
  • >> I'M SO GREAT.
  • HOW ARE YOU?
  • >> Stephen: WE HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME WITH YOU.
  • YOU HELPED US OUT WITH OUR MIDTERM ELECTIONS SPECIAL.
  • >> DI.
  • >> Stephen: OUR PRE-ELECTION EVE.
  • URE OPENING OF "A CHRISTMAS CAROL."
  • YOU PLAYED A STREET RAT VERY WELL.
  • >> THANK YOU.
  • THANKS SO MUCH.
  • >> Stephen: AND I PLAYED EBENEZER SCROOGE, WHO DID NOT
  • HAVE UNDERWEAR ON.
  • ( LAUGHTER ).
  • >> YES, THAT WAS THE DAY I SAW YOUR ENTIRE PENIS.
  • ( LAUGHTER ).
  • >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, THEY SAY YOU NEVER FORGET THAT DAY.
  • >> THEY SAY THAT.
  • >> Stephen: THEY SAY THAT.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Stephen: IT'S NOT A LONG DAY.
  • >> IT GOES-- ( LAUGHTER )
  • YEAH, IT WAS A SHORT DAY FOR ME.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, YOU KNOW --
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR.
  • >> GREAT.
  • I DON'T KNOW, I WAS DEBATING WHETHER I SHOULD COME BACK.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
  • WHETHER YOU SHOULD COME BACK TO THE SHOW AT ALL?
  • I THOUGHT WE HAD FUN WHEN YOU WERE SHOOTING THE WHOLE--
  • >> I DON'T KNOW, I WAS TROLLING AROUND THE INTERNET, AND I SAW
  • JUST SOME STUFF I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN.
  • >> Stephen: THE INTERNET-- THE INTERNET'S A WEIRD PLACE.
  • >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW-- JIM, YOU CAN SHOW-- CAN YOU SHOW STEPHEN?
  • >> Stephen: WE DO NOT RANK GYLLENHAALS HERE.
  • WE TREAT THEM ALL EQUALLY.
  • BUT YOU'RE THE BETTER GYLLENHAAL, AREN'T YOU?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
  • >> WHAT?
  • SORRY I WAS -- >> Stephen: WHAT?
  • WELL, I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY-- >> THAT'S COOL.
  • IT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU DON'T SAY ON NATIONAL TV.
  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
  • LIKE, IF I COULD GIVE ANY POINTERS IT WAS --
  • >> Stephen: I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD.
  • >> THAT'S COOL.
  • NO BIG DEAL.
  • >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, DON'T BROADCAST THIS, YOU'RE OUR
  • FAVORITE GYLLENHAAL.
  • YOU ALWAYS WERE, BUT I WANTED HER TO FEEL GOOD.
  • I WANTED HER TO FEEL GOOD ( APPLAUSE )
  • YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE.
  • YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE.
  • >> OKAY, THAT'S FINE.
  • >> Stephen: YOU GUYS MUST BE CLOSE.
  • >> YES, WE'RE CLOSE.
  • >> Stephen: ANY SIBLING RIVALRY?
  • >> NO.
  • >> Stephen: NOT UNTIL NOW?
  • YOU'RE WELCOME.
  • IF I CAN DRIVE A WEDGE INTO A FAMILY, WELL, THEN, MY WORK IS
  • DONE HERE.
  • >> NO, I APPRECIATE IT.
  • SHE'S MY FAVORITE SIBLING, TOO.
  • >> Stephen: OH, GOOD.
  • DO YOU HAVE OTHERS?
  • >> I DO, ACTUALLY, YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: OH, WOW!
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: WOW!
  • >> I DO.
  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE OTHER SIBLINGS?
  • YOU JUST KICKED THEM TO THE CURB?
  • >> NO, HE'S YOUNG.
  • I HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY, HE CAN TAKE IT.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: HOW OLD IS HE, LITTLE?
  • >> HE'S FOUR.
  • >> Stephen: HE LEGALLY CAN'T WATCH THIS.
  • >> GREAT.
  • CUT TO HIM ON THIS COUCH, YOU'RE YOU, BY THE WAY.
  • >> Stephen: HE IS, BY THE WAY.
  • YESTERDAY, SPEAKING OF THE INTERNET, BECAUSE I-- I GO
  • AROUND THE INTERNET, TOO.
  • I'VE GOT THE INTERNET, YEAH.
  • I HAVE IT NOW.
  • THEY LET ME HAVE IT.
  • YEAH.
  • THE RESTRAINING ORDER IS OVER.
  • >> THE SAME PEOPLE WHO YOU'VE SHOWN YOUR ENTIRE PENIS TO?
  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS JUST YOU.
  • THAT WAS JUST YOU.
  • >> OH OKAY.
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU MORE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
  • THE INTERNET WENT A LITTLE CRAZY YESTERDAY BECAUSE--
  • >> THEY SAW YOUR-- SORRY.
  • >> Stephen: THEY-- YOU REVEALED IN THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN"
  • MOVIE TRAILER, "SPIDER-MAN"-- WHAT'S IT CALLED, FAR FROM HOME,
  • LONG FROM HOME?
  • >> "FAR FROM HOME."
  • >> Stephen: "LONG FROM HOME."
  • I DON'T KNOW.
  • I DON'T KNOW.
  • DOES THE TITLE MATTER?
  • WHAT MATTERS IS THEY SAW YOU REVEALED MYSTEYIO.
  • LOOK AT THAT OUTFIT, MAN.
  • GOD KNOWS WHAT THAT SUIT DOES.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: HOW LONG-- WHY HAS IT TAKEN YOU SO LONG TO GET INTO
  • THE SUPER HERO GAME?
  • WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IN SPANDEX FOR YEARS.
  • >> I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO, AND THIS WAS-- THIS WAS THE SHOT,
  • YOU KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: MYSTERIO HE'S A VILLAIN.
  • >> WELL...
  • >> Stephen: IN THE COMIC BOOKS HE'S A VILLAIN.
  • >> UH-HUH.
  • >> Stephen: I KNOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
  • I KNOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING, BUT TELL ME THIS.
  • YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF GREAT, QUIRKY, SMALLER, ART HOUSE
  • FILMS.
  • IS IT DIFFERENT TO BE IN M.C.U., WHEN IT'S THE BIGGEST MOVIES IN
  • THE WORLD.
  • THE BUDGETS ARE ENORMOUS.
  • BETTER TRAILER?
  • WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
  • >> NO, I MEAN, YEAH, I MEAN, IT IS.
  • YEAH, PEOPLE TEND TO CONSIDER ME I GUESS-- I GUESS THE MOVIES I
  • MAKE ARE A LITTLE WEIRD, YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: SOMETIMES.
  • SOMETIMES.
  • I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE WEIRD.
  • >> YEAH, I KNOW, IT IS DIFFERENT.
  • AND IT'S REALLY FUN.
  • IT WAS REALLY FUN.
  • I THINK, LIKE, I WAS LOOKING FOR A ROLE IN A SPACE LIKE THAT,
  • THAT FELT LIKE I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH IT.
  • AND DISOMETHING WITH IT.
  • I DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD I DID WITH IT, BUT I DID SOMETHING WITH IT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND IT'S VERY EXCITING, SO
  • YEAH...
  • >> Stephen: IT'S A LOT OF LIKE ACTING WITH PING PONG BALLS AND
  • THINGS LIKE THAT?
  • BIG GREEN ROOMS.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
  • LIKE, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY FLY, UNLESS--
  • >> OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING
  • ELSE.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, THERE IS SORT OF.
  • BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY A LOT OF-- IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE-- ONE OF
  • THE MOVIES, A SMALLER SIZED MOVIE WHEN YOU'RE ACTING-- THE
  • ACTORS IN MOVIES ARE GREAT.
  • THERE WAS A GREAT CAST IN THIS MOVIE, AND THE DIRECTOR, JOHN
  • WATTS, IS FANTASTIC, AND HE REALLY MAKES THIS SPACE WHERE
  • YOU CAN TRY THINGS OUT AND PLAY AROUND AND IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
  • YOU'RE JUST AN AWE TOM TON.
  • >> Stephen: IS THAT ONE OF YOUR CHARACTER CHOICES.
  • >> JUST WAIT, JUST WAIT, JUST WAIT.
  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON OFFBEAT ROLES.
  • I SAW, AGAIN, ON THE INTERNET, I SAW A TRAILER FOR-- IT'S CALLED
  • "VELVET BUZZSAW," OKAY.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S A GREAT NAME.
  • SOMEWHAT A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING CALLED A BUZZSAW?
  • >> A VELVET BUZZSAW?
  • >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS NICE.
  • I THINK THAT'S WHAT JON'S JACKET IS MADE OF.
  • THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL HIM IN THE JAZZ WORLD.
  • "PLEASE WELCOME THE VELVET BUZZSAW."
  • PLUst BUT OF BUT YOU PLAY AN ART CRITIC.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Stephen: THE OPENING LINE OF THE TRAILER IS SO FANTASTIC.
  • WHAT IS IT, A CRITIQUE-- WHAT IS IT?
  • >> I FIND CRITIQUE SO LIMITING AND EMOTIONALLY DRAINING.
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S AN AMAZING LINE TO HAVE IN A MOVIE JUST TO
  • THROW THAT LINE LIKE A ROCKET AT A CRITIC'S HEAD.
  • >> HE SAYS-- HE SAYS, "I FIND CRITIQUE LIMITING AND
  • EMOTIONALLY DRAINING.
  • I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO SOMETHING LONG FORM, BEYOND
  • OPINION," IS WHAT HE SAYS.
  • AND THEN IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.
  • IT'S ACTUALLY A BIG, LONG SPEECH.
  • YEAH, IT IS NICE TO PLAY A CRITIC.
  • >> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER IS-- HE SEEMS-- HE'S WEARING
  • ARTIE GLASSES AND A TURTLENECK?
  • >> NOT A TURTLENECK.
  • IT IS BUTTONED UP.
  • >> Stephen: HE LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE SPROCKETS.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Stephen: A PRETENTIOUS CHARACTER?
  • >> YES, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT.
  • >> Stephen: DID THAT COME NATURALLY TO YOU?
  • >> YES.
  • >> Stephen: BECAUSE I'M NATURALLY PRETENTIOUS.
  • THAT'S WHY I DON'T PRONOUNCE THE "T" ON THE END OF COLBERT.
  • BECAUSE THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
  • THE NAME IS COAL-BERT.
  • I PRETENSIONED IT OFF AT THE END THERE.
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK OF, LIKE, DEEP CRITIQUE OF YOUR WORK?
  • HAVE YOU EVER READ A CRITICISM OF YOUR WORK AND GONE LIKE,
  • "THAT IS BEAUTIFULLY COMPLEX, AND NOT AT ALL WHAT MY INTENTION
  • WAS?" >> OH, LIKE A POSITIVE COMMENT.
  • >> Stephen: OR EVEN A DEEP OR DECONSTRUCTIVE LIKE, "GYLLENHAAL
  • IS ATTEMPTING A..." NOPE.
  • >> YEAR, BY THE WAY, I DO LIKE THIS-- THE PRETENSION THAT
  • SOMETIMES CRITICS WILL, LIKE, PUT ON TO YOUR WORK, YOU KNOW,
  • AS A CHOICE, WHEN REALLY YOU HAD NO OTHER CHOICE THAT DAY, AND
  • YOU JUST CHOSE THOSE SOCKS BECAUSE THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES
  • LEFT, YOU KNOW.
  • BUT SOMEHOW, IT'S BECOME YOUR CHARACTER.
  • >> Stephen: YES.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Stephen: YES.
  • YOUR CHARACTER.
  • >> I DO REMEMBER READING-- THERE'S A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT,
  • AND THERE WAS -- >> Stephen: WHAT MOVIE?
  • >> IT'S A MOVIE CALLED "WILDLIFE."
  • IT WAS A MOVIE I-- ( APPLAUSE ).
  • >> Stephen: I WAS THERE IMMEDIATELY.
  • >> THANK YOU.
  • >> Stephen: I WAS RIGHT THERE!
  • >> AND THERE WAS-- THERE WAS A REVIEW THAT SOMEBODY SENT ME
  • THEY THOUGHT WAS REALLY FUNNY, ACTUALLY.
  • IT SAID-- IT SAID, "CARRIE MULLIGAN MESMERIZES IN THIS
  • MOVIE.
  • JAKE GYLLENHALL, NOT SO MUCH."
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND I FELT THAT PRETENTIOUS.
  • I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY PRETENTIOUS.
  • >> Stephen: AND YOU WENT, "THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
  • I'M GOING TO LET HERMES MERRIZE ME.
  • NOT SO MUCH."
  • WE HAVE TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
  • WITH MORE JAKE GYLLENHALL, EVERYBODY.

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The cat's out of the bag! The new 'Spider-Man' trailer revealed the look of 'Sea Wall / A Life' star Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio.

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