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Is Coffee Good Or Bad For You? Hasan Investigates | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

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Oct 21, 2019

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  • Ahh.
  • What’s up everyone? It’s Hasan Minhaj.
  • Today, I want to talk about one of my favorite things in the world —
  • coffee.
  • I love coffee.
  • In fact,
  • I’ve even been on other shows to talk about coffee
  • in cars with other comedians.
  • Seinfeld: “Let’s get a cup of coffee.” Minhaj: “Let’s do it!”
  • Minhaj: “Oh man, you really got it!”
  • Seinfeld: “Yeah!” Minhaj: “Okay!”
  • “In New York, this is the only city in the world
  • where you’ll see a person in African garb
  • speaking an African language,
  • a woman in Indian sari speaking Hindi.
  • And people, tourists, will go up to the lady in the sari and go,
  • “Do you know how I get to the J train?”
  • “J Train” is actually what he made me call him that entire episode,
  • and I had to go by “H bus,”
  • which is fucked up.
  • America is obsessed with coffee.
  • Almost two-thirds of Americans drink at least one cup of coffee every day.
  • Even more shocking — in 2017,
  • one in three young Americans spent more money on coffee than they invested-
  • which totally makes sense, we’re never gonna be able to retire anyways.
  • We put coffee in everything.
  • Ice Cream.
  • Cake.
  • Alcohol.
  • Cigars.
  • Westeros.
  • We’ve also figured out every possible way to make coffee.
  • Manual pour.
  • Machine pour.
  • Percolator.
  • Espresso machine.
  • Siphon pot.
  • Aeropress.
  • French press.
  • And my personal favorite —
  • getting someone to make it for me.
  • We have turned making coffee into a science.
  • But there is still something we just don’t know —
  • Just tell me.
  • It’s an eternal mystery —
  • Like, what happens inside of a black hole?
  • Or, why are all public toilet seats shaped like a horseshoe?
  • Just finish the loop!
  • Oh, it’s my favorite part of the day –
  • the re-up.
  • Ahh yeah.
  • Coffee is so confusing.
  • And all the studies seem to contradict each other.
  • No correlation between coffee drinking and any form of cancer.
  • Coffee might cause cancer.
  • Less likely to die from heart disease…
  • More likely to suffer heart disease...
  • Increases your risk of diabetes…
  • Up your risk of glaucoma…
  • Make you hallucinate…
  • Improves brain function…
  • Up to 25 cups of coffee a day had no ill effects on your arteries.
  • This does seem to contradict a study that we told you about last month.
  • ahh, coffee.
  • -then you recognize the fact— -Mine’s cold
  • “oh, it’s going to kill me.”
  • what!
  • So coffee is a lot like Hillary Clinton.
  • Depending on who you ask,
  • it’s either really good, or it straight up kills people.
  • This has been going on for decades.
  • But there is a reason why we can’t figure this out.
  • So, if I’m gonna go hard on this,
  • I need a refill.
  • “Hasan…”
  • “Hasan!”
  • “Hasan! We need to finish this video, come on.”
  • Back in 1991, when even scientists wore Dr. Martens and flannels,
  • the World Health Organization added coffee
  • to its list of things “possibly carcinogenic to humans.”
  • In recent years, studies have shown roasting coffee beans
  • produces a chemical called acrylamide,
  • which was found to increase the risk of cancer
  • when given to rodents in high concentration.
  • You would think if cancer is linked to one of the ingredients in coffee,
  • it’s gotta be bad for us.
  • But it doesn’t work that way.
  • Because the word “linked” is super vague.
  • It’s like the word “involved.”
  • Right? You can be like, “I’m involved in a relationship.”
  • and you’re like, “Cool, good for you.”
  • Or,
  • “I’m involved in a murder.”
  • And you’re like, “Oh shit,
  • are you guilty?”
  • In a 2012 study, 50 common ingredients
  • were selected from random recipes in a cookbook.
  • and out of those 50 ingredients,
  • more than 70% of them were linked to a higher or lower risk of cancer.
  • To be fair, the cookbook was called The Joy of Cooking With Asbestos.
  • Those same researchers also concluded
  • that a lot of studies highlight “implausibly large effects,
  • even though evidence is weak.”
  • So the big question is: Why do so many researchers publish weak ass studies?
  • Well, I’m gonna tell you. But first,
  • I need some coffee.
  • “Hasan.
  • Hasan!
  • Your coffee’s ready.”
  • Ahhh.
  • One reason the research is all over the place
  • is experts are constantly cranking out papers to stand out —
  • no matter how valid or invalid the methodology is.
  • A recent analysis found that many scientists publish a paper every five days.
  • I mean come on, you guys, science should not be like podcasting.
  • To pump out that many papers,
  • experts can rely on something called “data dredging,”
  • which sounds like what Elizabeth Holmes calls foreplay.
  • Data dredging involves casting a wide net on your research,
  • and then creating a hypothesis that backs up whatever results
  • you happen to find.
  • It’s like you have the stats,
  • and then you create your hypothesis after the fact.
  • It’s the opposite of science.
  • I need more coffee.
  • The problem is, universities and research labs
  • incentivize data dredging because publishing papers
  • is necessary to being an academic.
  • As one NYU professor put it:
  • “You can’t get a job if you don’t have papers.”
  • And writing papers just to write them can backfire in serious ways.
  • Take Dr. Brian Wansink,
  • who looks like the generic stock photo of “man with food.”
  • Last year, Dr. Wansink had to resign from Cornell University
  • for misreporting research data.
  • Wansink’s research was so flimsy
  • that the medical journal Jama
  • had to retract six of his papers
  • for their lack of “scientific validity.”
  • All of this happened after seven other papers
  • were retracted for similar reasons.
  • Wansink even sent emails to his staff
  • telling them to look for results that would quote
  • “Go virally big time.”
  • Is that why we haven’t found the cure for gingivitis?
  • They’re like, “Nah, it won’t trend.”
  • You know there’s a problem when scientists have the same goal
  • as teenagers on TikTok.
  • Pretty soon, they’ll just be lip-syncing the study results.
  • Shoddy research is why we’re always buried in news stories
  • about things like coffee.
  • Thankfully, the research community is doing something about this.
  • Whether it’s by sharing data to increase transparency,
  • or focusing on large, randomized, controlled trials.
  • Look, we may never know if coffee is good or bad for us,
  • but I do know one thing:
  • it’s fucking delicious, and I’m never gonna stop drinking it.
  • But like many things in life, it’s all about moderation.
  • Ahh.
  • I’m 80% hazelnut.

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Description

Coffee is one of the most popular drinks in the country, with almost two-thirds of Americans drinking at least one cup of coffee a day. Despite its popularity, there seems to be conflicting research surrounding the drink's health benefits. As an avid coffee drinker himself, Hasan decided to investigate the age old question: is coffee good or bad for you? Hasan compared the data drawn from researchers and scientists over a number of decades to find out if the evidence overwhelmingly supports or opposes drinking coffee. The results gave Hasan a whole new perspective about data studies.

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