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How Well Do Kristen Bell + Dax Shepard Really Know Each Other?

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  • The not so newly-wed game.
  • Kristen, we asked you what is Dax's weirdest quirk?
  • In the bedroom, or out of the bedroom?
  • (audience laughs)
  • Well, it's a daytime show,
  • so I suppose we're talking about out of the bedroom.
  • No, no, no. No, no.
  • He has to say first
  • I explained this at nauseum to you.
  • I demonstrated.
  • Does this tie in to the quirks, Dax?
  • (laughs)
  • Well, then I'm in the wrong order.
  • No, no, you're doin' perfect.
  • No, I'm not.
  • Yes, you're gonna go like- Number one's on the bottom.
  • Exactly. Oh, I get it.
  • (audience laughing)
  • No.
  • Stop yelling at me on TV please.
  • Is this how we're playing it or no?
  • Yes.
  • What's your weirdest quirk?
  • Well, you know, let's start over.
  • We were, we had been together for 12 years.
  • Wait, you asked me-
  • Everyone's clear. That's right.
  • I just asked you what is Dax's weirdest quirk,
  • what did you say?
  • Dax, reveal what you said is your weirdest quirk.
  • Is my weirdest quirk. Dax is revealing
  • what my weirdest quirk is.
  • Repulsive throat noises, what did you say?
  • Let's just see if they match.
  • Just lift up your thing.
  • (audience laughs)
  • He cuts his own hair when he's stressed.
  • Oh, I know so many people that do this.
  • And there's always like, a short patch
  • and a long patch 'cause what he can't reach.
  • To say nothing of the sprinkling in my sink.
  • Or, it was a two way tie, he needs multiples
  • of everything to feel safe.
  • That's true.
  • Anyone needs Kleenex, toothpaste,
  • you stop by, we're good 'til 2060.
  • We gotta have 60 toothpastes.
  • Do you buy in bulk?
  • Oh, yeah yeah yeah. Yes, of course.
  • If he doesn't see multiples, it's like.
  • I'm panicked.
  • Truly.
  • And I just, I don't want to be a Debbie Downer,
  • but I do think that we're playing this wrong,
  • and can I just say one thing, if I'm allowed to lean in.
  • It's 2019, I am, okay?
  • So you say, Kristen, what did you think Dax's biggest quirk
  • is and you're supposed to answer.
  • No, no.
  • We wouldn't have written
  • all this on cards. You both have
  • matching cards. If we were supposed
  • to answer. I'm gonna shut up,
  • I'm gonna shut up.
  • We've both written on both cards.
  • We asked you what is Kristen's weirdest quirk.
  • We're gonna do this again, aren't we?
  • It went so well
  • the first time. Reveal, reveal your answer.
  • Reveal your answer.
  • Repeating all dialogue from movies, TVs, and baristas?
  • Yeah, if we talk to a barista with an accent,
  • she's gotta do it.
  • Oh.
  • But, but, but.
  • But, but, but.
  • But because I have a tick,
  • and that is a need to mimic things that sound,
  • interesting or different to me,
  • and I also said the same thing.
  • I repeat lines on TV, all the lines.
  • Nicely done.
  • (audience clapping)
  • When we watch Peaky Blinders, an English show,
  • she sits like this and she (speaks gibberish).
  • Because I can't, I can't get through it without,
  • I need to say it in my mouth.
  • If I hear it and it sounds different to my ears-
  • You have to try it too.
  • I have got to try it and it has to be immediate.
  • It's the artist in you.
  • Thank you, honey.
  • You're welcome.
  • Aw!
  • Um, yeah, so I do, and sometimes, sometimes,
  • rarely though, it will come out face to face with a person.
  • If we do have like, an Australian barista.
  • Oh dear.
  • And he says something and I just-
  • Well, half capp, double latte, half capp.
  • I'm working on it.
  • I think it's adorable, I like it.
  • Okay, this is an easy one.
  • Who is a better driver?
  • On three.
  • One, two, three.
  • Not me, me by 6000%.
  • (laughing)
  • You'd say I'm 60 times better, right?
  • Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • Why do you, clearly you would agree.
  • Oh listen.
  • Listen, listen, listen.
  • Why do you feel that you're not a good driver?
  • Oh, 'cause I kiss a lot of curbs.
  • If you saw the state that my car was in, it's loved.
  • I'm a race car driver and she's a crash test dummy.
  • That is true.
  • But he legitimately is a race car driver.
  • He's raced for Ducati, for Lamborghini,
  • he goes to the track all the time.
  • He's actually like, a legit--
  • So he really is.
  • Keep talkin'. Race car driver!
  • 6,000 times better at driving.
  • And I'm just, it's not for me.
  • It's not for you.
  • No.
  • You don't need to do everything, you know, you do so much
  • for the world, for us.
  • And you can mimic everyone and everything,
  • I know, it's so cute.
  • You're both amazing, thank you for spending so much time.
  • It was very generous of you.
  • (audience applauding)
  • We like it here.
  • (audience cheering)
  • (twinkling music)

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Does the longtime couple see eye-to-eye on questions about their relationship? (Spoiler: they can definitely agree on which of them is the better driver!)