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How Avengers Endgame Should Have Ended

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  • Captain Ball!!!
  • Oh my gosh!
  • Steve?!
  • *music intensifies for making out reasons*
  • What are you doing here?
  • I made out with your niece in the future!
  • I'm really sorry!
  • What!?
  • No no no no!
  • Not again!
  • Awe come on, man!
  • Right when the camera went by!
  • What are the odds?
  • He knows!
  • Thanos knows!
  • Oh no! I'm being captured.
  • If only I had a device that would allow me to magically escape back to my own time...
  • Oh! Right.
  • Oh my gosh, Thanos!
  • The other Nebula has escaped!
  • You guys!!!
  • Whoopsies
  • I'm gonna do it!
  • Let me die!
  • NO! I should be the one to go!
  • Let me!
  • You have kids!
  • You are way more attractive!
  • I never get to do anything important!
  • Let me jump!
  • Guys.
  • No! Let me!
  • Guys!
  • I grow weary of listening to your arguement.
  • Actually I grow weary of pretty much everything about this whole place.
  • I have been here so many years.
  • I am bored out of my mind.
  • I will jump
  • I shall give you the stone.
  • Really?
  • Yes. I will do it.
  • Wow! Oh my gosh! Thank you so much! I love you!
  • That is all I needed to hear!
  • Freedom!
  • Well alright then.
  • Guys!
  • I think it worked!
  • Are they dead?
  • No, mighty Thanos.
  • Sensors indicate zero casualties.
  • REALLY??? What the farts you guys!
  • What kind of missiles are we using here?
  • Shoot them again!
  • And do it right this time!
  • Yes, my liege.
  • He's just sitting there.
  • And he doesn't have any infinity stones.
  • Lets kill him properly this time.
  • You could not live with your own failure...
  • Where did that bring you?
  • Back to me.
  • I thought by eliminating half of life....
  • You talk too much.
  • Wha? Ooof!
  • Not worthy.
  • Get this hammer off me!
  • Get him! Get him in the ribs! Ha! You like that! How you like that?
  • Smear the Titan lets go! Where's your Chitauri now!?
  • Chop!
  • We get it!
  • You have a lot of heroes.
  • AVENGERS!!!!
  • Assemb... whut?
  • Excuse me. One second, Mr. Captain.
  • Ehem...
  • Mirror Dimension!!!
  • Oh come on.
  • Sling ring... and cut.
  • Yes!
  • Wong!
  • You took everything from me!
  • I don't even know who you..
  • I don't know how you're gonna get through all that.
  • Honey, I just blew up his entire ship all by myself.
  • Don't worry!
  • She's got help!
  • Okay Ladies now lets get in fo...
  • Oh! Sorry!
  • I don't really need your help.
  • But thanks girls!
  • You all look great!
  • Call me!
  • I am inevitable.
  • I am Groot.
  • I am inevitable.
  • I am Groot!
  • I am inevitable!
  • I am groot!
  • I am inevitable!
  • I am Groot!
  • And I'm....
  • Batman!
  • Aaaaawe Snap!
  • Because I'm Batman.
  • How's it feel?
  • Like it belongs to someone else.
  • It doesn't.
  • Thank you.
  • There's just one more thing...
  • What's that?
  • Sooooooooooo
  • unless you're a plane...
  • Or a bomb, or some ice, Oh no!
  • Or a brain washed buddy, or a Spider-Man...
  • *captain breath*
  • Or a Tony Stark, or a version of yourself... OH he's still going!
  • Or just plain Thanos!
  • Please stop. *Captain Breath*
  • Then you don't necessarily have to yield!
  • Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Are you done now?
  • I could do this all day?
  • It's okay, Tony. You can rest now.
  • Can't somebody do something?
  • Is there a doctor in the house?!
  • If only there was a device that could reverse things that were damaged...
  • Ugh....
  • Okay! Fine.
  • You just wanted to see me die didn't you!?
  • Hmhmhmhm!
  • I'll never tell!
  • Yay!!!!
  • *sigh*
  • So you used time travel to save the earth and someone special who died.
  • Yep! And Cap put back the stones...
  • And we all lived happily ever after!
  • Well everyone except, Natasha.
  • She still died for the soul stone.
  • Oh yeah.
  • That's true!
  • Who's Natasha?
  • I'll do you one better! Why is Natasha!
  • Shh! There's gotta be a way to save her right?
  • Nope! She's gone forever.
  • That seems stupid.
  • You have a time machine!
  • I mean yeah!
  • Guys we can just go back in time before Natasha died...
  • And then bring her here!
  • We can do that?
  • Apparently!
  • Well what are we waiting for?!
  • See you in a minute.
  • Wait!
  • You uh...
  • you don't make it.
  • huh?
  • Yeah you um....
  • you die.
  • Yeah so... come with us.
  • Okay.
  • What just happened?
  • Now Black Widow lives!
  • YAY!!!
  • *sigh*
  • I think the consequences of messing with the fabrics of time are getting really loose here.
  • Yeah doesn't bringing her back before she died for the soul stone...
  • mean nobody ever got the soul stone in the first...
  • THAT'S NOT HOW TIME TRAVEL WORKS!
  • you dum dum.
  • Oh well that clears up everything... thanks.
  • Hey wait! What about old man Rodgers?
  • Cap is still old!
  • Yes. Yes I believe I am.
  • We can fix that too!
  • We can?
  • Of course we can!
  • I'd rather ask Cap some questions
  • about him sitting back and letting history play out exactly the same way.
  • or did he go to another dimension?
  • So many questions!
  • No let's make him young again!
  • Yay!!!
  • Okay here we go.
  • Wow!
  • I think you just invented immortality.
  • Time Travel!
  • EVERYBODY LIVES!
  • YAAAAY!
  • Marvel movies!
  • *sigh*
  • Shawarma!
  • You're Loki!
  • No I'm not! I'm you from the future!
  • You're pointing at my butt!
  • I'm not pointing at your butt! You're pointing at my butt!
  • Stop pointing at my butt!
  • It's rude to point!
  • It's even ruder to point at butts!

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