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【highlight】 "why was I late" completions of reasons for being late

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  • I woke up at right time
  • But
  • I was off to work, right?
  • I came to work, but the door next to mine was open,
  • The one next to my working place
  • So
  • I saw the guy living next door, so
  • Cuz our eyes just met, I said hi,
  • Then I asked,
  • if its too noisy,
  • Then he was like "It is SUPER noisy"
  • To the level where its difficult to live
  • I was so sorry to him, so I was saying "I am so sorry,"
  • But he was too angry, so
  • Almost a Dogeza,
  • I did a Dogeza to him
  • I was keep saying "I am so sorry"
  • While I was down on the floor, I didn't notice, but I think I was too tired
  • I feel asleep
  • When I opened my eyes, trying to wake up,
  • I was on my bed
  • So originally,
  • I was supposed to wake up at just right time,
  • But I kinda ended up sleeping more
  • I usually don't dream that much, but ya, I had a dream
  • And when I came, I had so many emails to answer
  • So I was doing some stuffs,,, then started the streaming
  • From now on.. I'll just start from 11AM
  • 10 AM was not even possible to start with,
  • Lets just start at 11AM
  • You guys are ok with it, right?
  • I'm making all of you wait,
  • Sorry about that
  • Before I start the "Basic Introduction to Hearth Stone"
  • I am sorry that I was late,
  • and I would like to explain,
  • and why I was late today
  • I woke up at 8:50, sharp
  • When I opened my eyes, It was 8:50 sharp
  • But, we all know, we can't just wake up like that
  • Waking up right away is not a good manner
  • The reason is,
  • Today's streaming is from 10AM, takes around 20 min to come here
  • So I should leave home at 9:40
  • And, we have a debate section today
  • So, to take bath for such holy event,
  • and to do my hair
  • Its gonna take around 15 min
  • So it would be perfect to wake up at 9:20 AM
  • But I woke up at 8:50, so I have 30 min extra
  • Then what? I should play with my phone, right?
  • Cuz I have extra time
  • So I was playing with my phone in my bed
  • So I woke up, to go to work
  • Was preparing to go out but
  • My wife just said:
  • "Today is Wednesday, So-young's special activity day"
  • "But you gotta take your car right? It's ok"
  • So I was like, trying to look like a good dad
  • "Nope! you should take car!"
  • and she really did took it
  • So I took bus here
  • That's why I was late, I'm sorry
  • I took the car every Wednesday, cuz I have debate,,
  • Cuz I work until late, bus might stop
  • Anyways, you guys are gonna understand, right?
  • This is late-for-a-reason
  • So
  • You can see how messy I look, right?
  • You can tell I tried my best
  • I would like to make a official announcement for reason for being late today
  • Uh, Why was I late? I knew it just now
  • Oh! It was uh I was eating "Chicken Stew"
  • and you can't eat "chicken stew" like fried chicken
  • this "chicken stew"... you know right?
  • You gotta savor it slowly,
  • and dip it to the sauces
  • Its like food for nobles
  • You can't just stuff it in.
  • So I was savoring it,
  • And ended up being late
  • As a evidence to prove that I had "Chicken Stew"
  • I would like to present, what I had as appetizer,
  • An Egg
  • So, that was great explanation, right?
  • Those who still aren't convinced,
  • raise your hand
  • I did,,, wash my face
  • Because there are lots of people who aren't convinced,
  • I uh think I need to explain
  • How my get-to-work routine works
  • So, here is how I wake up:
  • So-young (daughter) leaves home at 9:15
  • Then I
  • hear the noise, how she opens the door and everything
  • I wake up with that sound,
  • And start to get ready, and come here by 10, I mean 11
  • Nono, I mean I come by 10, and finish my other stuff
  • And start streaming at 11
  • This is the regular routine,
  • She wouldn't leave!
  • I can only hear her preparing to leave home
  • So I was like:
  • I bet its only 9, or something like that
  • and I was just lying down
  • But I was waiting, lied down for really long
  • So i was like: Huh?
  • Even my back hurts, cuz I was lying down for so long
  • So I opened my eyes, checked my phone, and it was
  • 10:45
  • So I asked my wife what happened,
  • and then
  • Because So-young's friend Ji-Won is coming over,
  • She is not going to kindergarten today,
  • So I angrily said: Why not!?
  • I have my own system of waking up,
  • You just messed up my waking up system
  • And then I wore my pants, shirt, and my outer
  • Washed my face, and then came right away
  • That's why my hair's like this
  • But what's surprising is: I didn't wash my hair yesterday as well
  • That's why its like this
  • Didn't wash my hair for 2 days
  • It can't get this greasy
  • One day is ok
  • but ya, so it's greasy now
  • Should I do a contents where I wash my hair?
  • I have shampoo..
  • Is it ok for me to wash hair?
  • I can't even,
  • This can't be human's hair,
  • No-shampoo? Should I do that?
  • Then, ok I'll do no-shampoo, everyone,
  • I'll come back
  • Why? My hair? oh, Its Yes-Shampoo
  • We have shampoo here, you know why?
  • Ju-homin bought it (*Juhomin is bald)
  • I don't know why, but he bought it
  • I really don't know why tho, is it for the guests?
  • Is it for soy sauce? Did he put soy sauce in shampoo container?
  • Ah, its great
  • I told myself
  • "wake up!"
  • I told my brain this
  • After this,
  • Usually I just remove water
  • I'll teach you how I make my hair
  • Do it like this, its like that, right? then,
  • Use dryer
  • to dry
  • while drying your hair, make your parting
  • like this
  • Make your parting, and then
  • swirl it like this,
  • Cuz I have curly hair, they tend to strangle
  • from here,
  • If i just do it like this,
  • It comes down right?
  • So swirl it like th~~is
  • and put it up
  • while doing that,
  • dry your hair like this
  • Its like this right now, right? its kinda done
  • But hair lost its volume
  • Hair volume is loss, so,
  • I have a roll-comb
  • Like this, and this... adding volume to the hair
  • if this is the roll-comb
  • put it like this,
  • and like this
  • It goes in, then hair is like this, then
  • use the dryer to make your hair
  • but the bad part is
  • Cuz you are applying hot air directly to your hair,
  • Its not good for your hair
  • It feels like cultivating Amazon forest
  • But right now
  • There is no Roll-comb nor dryer
  • So this is how I end up like
  • Hair with no volume, you see?
  • It's better to put it down? like this?
  • like this?
  • This is better?
  • Cuz I have curly hair, this is weird too
  • Wait isn't this that "comma hair"? (*famous for k-pop star hair)
  • comma hair, it got some vibe, ya?
  • Isn't that this one?
  • comma hair,,?
  • As you can tell from my hair,
  • I didn't wake up late today.
  • Right?
  • I didn't wake up late today.
  • Because So-young had to go somewhere today, I was dropping her off
  • That place told us wrong location
  • Because of that, we had some confusion, SO I was late
  • I was late, and I had to finish some other stuff as well
  • You can understand it like this, Its ok right?
  • So this is considerable circumstances, right?
  • I came early today right?
  • I get to be late next time, ok?
  • Those I was late before?
  • I apologized!
  • So, since I came early today as well,
  • You guys will give me 2 coupons for being late right?
  • Currently: 2 late coupons
  • Hello,
  • Because I came early today,
  • I will be getting one more late coupon, right?
  • I'll update it to 3 coupons,
  • late coupon is like a reward for myself
  • If there are 5 late coupons,
  • I get to skip streaming for 1 day without any prior notice
  • You can think of this "no-streaming coupon" as reward for me
  • So, I was late for unfortunate reason today,
  • If I explain well,
  • I don't need to use my late coupon, right?
  • I woke up today morning,
  • and today, I actually have plan for evening,
  • So I couldn't drive to work
  • But, bus was very late today,,,
  • So, I was waiting for the bus, in the middle of cold day, not knowing when it will come....
  • While I was waiting for the bus, 3 taxis came
  • Not Hired,
  • If I were to keep promise with you guys (not late)
  • I should have taken that taxi
  • Taxis are
  • for the people like company owners
  • Taking taxi when buses are still running
  • is not acceptable for me
  • Bus is still running,
  • AND I am at the bus stop,
  • And I decide to take taxi?
  • So, I just waited for the bus
  • But, until then, I wasn't late, why?
  • Because I left early
  • I got off at 10AM
  • I wasn't late
  • So, I got off at Children's Grand Park Station
  • From there to work, I need to walk for 1 km
  • While I was walking, the cold wave...
  • Cold wave was holding me back
  • I could feel that my body temperature was dropping
  • There were only 2 choices I had at the time,
  • 1. Take taxi to work from here
  • Number 2,
  • Not giving up, and keep walking
  • But if I were to walk the whole distance,
  • I will have to stop by somewhere to warm a bit right?
  • So, Because I couldn't take the choice number 1
  • I chose number 2, and went to "Onigiri and Gyudon" (Restaurant name)
  • and ate udon there
  • Its not because I was hungry
  • It's because I had to warm myself
  • If I want to keep going
  • I was eating "Sanuki Udon"
  • I wanted to try their Onigiri as well
  • I was like "I wonder how good is their Onigiri"
  • So, I ordered tuna-kimchi Onigiri
  • It was around 1.6 USD
  • It was nice, actually,
  • So I ordered a can of coke
  • Including coke,
  • I spent around
  • 7.6 USD
  • I felt kind of full,
  • and lazy
  • I will have to spend some time to make myself not-so-full again, right?
  • I started reading the menu
  • and spent 10 min like that
  • That's why I ended up being late
  • And, when I arrived here,
  • It was around 11:15
  • I'm late already, right?
  • But if I wanted to see you guys quickly, I could have just started streaming
  • However, I didn't
  • It's not the time that's important
  • It's my condition
  • I need to make sure I have the best condition possible
  • Because the most important thing is to make you guys happy, and satisfied
  • I went to Coffee-House
  • And
  • I ordered hot Americano
  • and waited for it
  • that was another 10 minutes
  • And then I arrived here
  • then I'll have to psych myself up right?
  • Smoking time...
  • That's how it happened
  • So,
  • Should I use up my late coupon unfairly or
  • considerate the circumstances
  • one coupon is kinda too much so,
  • Just let it go, so that we both feel good
  • It's all depend on you guys
  • For a latecomer, you still did everything you want to do
  • I understand how you feel
  • It feels the best when you still do everything you gotta do while being late
  • So you guys do understand me,
  • Conclusion is, you were doing other random stuff,
  • But it feels like a waste to use up my late coupon
  • REALLY? Kill him
  • That's why we all got to listen before we make any decision:
  • USE ALL 3 LATE COUPONS
  • So I was thinking,
  • asking for this favor without any return
  • is a bit too much, for you guys to understand
  • So, I would like to propose this:
  • Originally, streaming is only until 5PM right?
  • I propose, streaming until 6 PM
  • If you agree, I don't use my late coupon,
  • and 1 more hour of streaming
  • How about that?
  • Some people are asking me if I am trying to kill time until dinner plan,
  • I would like to stress that "I can still kill time while not doing streaming"
  • So, what, until 7 PM?
  • So, if I stream until 7PM, you guys are ok with it?
  • OK? ok, then 7PM
  • I will stream until 7PM instead
  • Then I don't need to use my late coupon, right?
  • 7PM is ok? okok I see
  • That was great deal right there
  • We both got what we want, right?
  • It's ok right?
  • It's not 7AM, ok?
  • You guys can't just argue like that ok?
  • You guys, there is always something called line
  • And you guys can't just argue "it was 7am, not 7pm~"
  • and tell me to use up my late coupons, ok?
  • ok?
  • It was AM? not PM? I'm not ok with it
  • I'm gonna stream until 5 only then
  • I'm just gonna stream until 5 and use my late coupon,
  • I'll just use my late coupon, ok?
  • I am using it, ok?
  • Use it?
  • Ah, fine, I'm gonna use it
  • I'm letting it go this time, ya?
  • I'm using it
  • You can't argue like this next time, ok?
  • It's only this time
  • Why use only one? then how many should I use?
  • 2?
  • why?
  • You guys are funny
  • I was letting it go, and you guys are over the limit now
  • Yes parenting just made Ass viewers
  • you guys are asking too much
  • I chose wrong way to raise my viewers, huh?
  • I should have been a tiger dad instead
  • It's all my fault
  • I should be the one being punished
  • I should be punished for bad education
  • I am guilty here
  • I mean last time
  • when I came early,
  • I came like an hour early, you know,,,
  • But
  • I didn't count it as 2 late coupons, right?
  • It works like that too right?
  • I mean there is something called "common sense"
  • Between people right?
  • I, always
  • lived up to the standard, my own standard
  • That I am not ashamed of anything that I've done so far
  • Ok, lets see,,,
  • We are going into the main game, ok? concentrate
  • Concentrate!
  • Stop saying shits,
  • Sit down, and concentrate!

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