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Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit

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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
  • FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT DOES WHAT I DO BUT WITH A CHARMING ACCENT.
  • PLEASE WELCOME THE HOST OF "THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW," GRAHAM
  • NORTON!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
  • >> HI, EVERYBODY!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW!
  • DID THEY ALL GOOGLE ME BEFORE I CAME OUT?
  • THEY SEEM TO KNOW WHO I AM!
  • >> Stephen: WE HANDED OUT PAMPHLETS.
  • >> INFO SHEETS.
  • >> Stephen: EVERYBODY KNOWS.
  • THEY WATCH YOU ONLINE.
  • >> THANK YOU.
  • >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
  • LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
  • >> Stephen: I ADMIRE YOUR SHOW, YOUR SKILL, BUT I ADMIRE
  • ON YOUR TELEVISION YOU CAN WEAR COLORFUL THINGS.
  • YOU LOOK LOVELY.
  • >> THIS I BOUGHT MYSELF.
  • THIS IS MODEL'S OWN.
  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHERE I GOT MY GLASSES.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YOU LOOK SHARP, THOUGH.
  • >> Stephen: SO DO YOU.
  • THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU SAID ONE OF THE DIFFERENCES
  • BETWEEN THE SHOWS IN ENGLAND AND OVER HERE, YOUR SHOW AND MY
  • SHOW, YOU GET YOUR GUESTS BOOZED UP.
  • >> NOT BOOZED UP.
  • WE OFFER THEM.
  • IS THIS STILL WATER?
  • >> Stephen: IT IS.
  • BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THAT'S A WELCOME!
  • I'D LOVE SOME!
  • >> Stephen: THIS IS SOME OF THAT --
  • >> HAVE YOU GOT ICE OR ARE YOU LIKE ANIMALS?
  • >> Stephen: ONE CUBE OF ICE WILL BE VERY EUROPEAN.
  • >> NICE.
  • ARE YOU RATIONING ICE NOW?
  • >> Stephen: NO, I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT BY HAVING MORE
  • THAN ONE ICE CUBE.
  • THERE YOU GO.
  • >> WHAT IS THIS?
  • >> Stephen: ICE.
  • IT'S WHAT SANK THE TITANIC.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> WE SHOULD STEER CLEAR.
  • OOOH!
  • >> Stephen: HERE WE GO.
  • TO TALKING FOR A LIVING.
  • >> YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
  • >> Stephen: THAT IS TASTY.
  • IT IS WEIRD THAT TWO TALK SHOW HOSTS SHOULDN'T MEET.
  • THIS IS LIKE DOGS SNIFFING AROUND EACH OTHER.
  • IT'S KIND OF WRONG.
  • >> Stephen: YOU SMELL DELIGHTFUL, I MUST SAY.
  • I PROMISE NOT TO HUMP YOUR LEG.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU LIVE IN THE U.K.
  • >> I DO.
  • >> Stephen: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER
  • THERE?
  • BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN WATCHING, LIKE, QUESTIONS OF THE PRIME
  • MINISTER, WE'VE ALL BEEN WATCHING PARLIAMENT FOR THE LAST
  • FEW DAYS, IT'S ABSOLUTE CHAOS.
  • >> IT'S NUTS.
  • YOU DON'T NORMALLY SEE THAT.
  • YOU DON'T NORMALLY SEE THE INSIDE OF PARLIAMENT WHERE IT IS
  • ABSOLUTE BEDLAM.
  • BUT I THINK THE UNITED KINGDOM WAS EMBARRASSED FOR AMERICA,
  • FELT LIKE YOU'RE ALL ALONE OUT ON THE WORLD STAGE, SO WE FOUND
  • OUR OWN ANGRY CABBAGE PATCH KID, AND --
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -- AND MADE HIM THE LEADER.
  • IT'S INCREDIBLE!
  • IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW THE G7, SUDDENLY YOU FELT LIKE DON HAS A
  • FRIEND.
  • THEY CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER.
  • IT'S, LIKE, A PLAY DATE.
  • >> Stephen: BORIS JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE SUCH A CHEAP KNOCK
  • OFF OF DONALD TRUMP THAT HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IN TIMES
  • SQUARE PRETENDING TO BE DONALD TRUMP TO GET YOUR PHOTO WITH OUT
  • THERE.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> I WOULDN'T TRUST HIM TO WATER
  • MY PLANTS WHILE AWAY BUT HE'S THE PRIME MINISTER.
  • >> Stephen: EXPLAIN THIS -- I SO CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS ANYTHIN
  • >> Stephen: THE PRIME MINISTER IS THE LEADER OF MAJORITY IN
  • PARLIAMENT BUT HE LOST HIS MAJORITY TWO DAYS AGO.
  • WH STILL THE PRIME MINISTER?
  • WHAT HE CLEVERLY DID IS SAID IF ANYONE VOTES AGAINST ME IN MY
  • PARTY, I WILL FIRE YOU.
  • >> Stephen: KICK YOU OUT OF THE PARTY.
  • >> YES.
  • THEY DID VOTE AGAINST HIM AND HE FIRED THEM.
  • SO HIS MAJORITY GETS LESS AND LESS.
  • IT'S LIKE HE'S DRILLING HOLES IN HIS OWN SHIP OUT OF SPITE.
  • I'LL SHOW YOU, AND, LOOK, THERE'S A WORD CALLED PAROGUE,
  • WHICH IS LIKE SHUTTING DOWN THE PARLIAMENT.
  • >> Stephen: NO ONE'S HEARD THIS WORD BEFORE.
  • >> YOU FEEL LIKE THE QUEEN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE WORD.
  • ONE SHOULD PAROGUE?
  • IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE FINGER?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I.
  • >> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANYTHING SHE COULD DO
  • LEGALLY.
  • I THOUGHT SHE WAS A NICE TOURIST TRAP.
  • >> SHE IS.
  • SHE HAS TO SAY YES.
  • SHE CAN'T SAY NO.
  • SHE'S THE QUEEN.
  • >> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE YOUR SECOND NOVEL TH "THE KEEPER."
  • WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO WRITE A NOVEL?
  • >> THIS IS MY HOBBY.
  • THIS ISN'T MY JOB, I'M NOT A NOVELIST.
  • >> Stephen: ARE THERE THINGS YOU LIKE MORE ABOUT THIS THAN
  • ACTUALLY DOING A TALK SHOW?
  • >> WELL, THERE'S THE THING -- YOU KNOW THIS -- THAT IN
  • ANYTHING WE DO, THERE HAS TO BE A MEETING.
  • >> Stephen: SURE.
  • YOU AT THE SIDE VERY LITTLE.
  • >> Stephen: EXACTLY.
  • UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.
  • >> YES, UNTIL NOW.
  • SO IT'S JUST THAT THIS IS A SOLITAIRE OCCUPATION, AND I LOVE
  • THAT.
  • I LOVE BEING IN A ROOM BY MYSELF IN THE WORLD WITH THESE
  • CHARACTERS, THE BOOKS ARE SET IN IRELAND, AND, YOU KNOW, I SPEND
  • MY SUMMERS THERE, SO IT'S QUITE NICE TO BE IN LONDON, IN MY
  • OFFICE, AND GOING BACK TO IRELAND IN MY HEAD.
  • >> Stephen: PRETENDING IT'S LOVELY.
  • >> THIS HELPS, TOO.
  • >> Stephen: DOESN'T IT THOUGH?
  • CHEERS >> STEPHEN: "A KEEPER" IS
  • AVAILABLE NOW.
  • GRAHAM NORTON, EVERYBODY!
  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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The U.K. native, author of the new novel 'A Keeper,' does his best to explain British PM Boris Johnson's strategy for withdrawing his country from the European Union.

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