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Funniest Auditions on X Factor UK | Vol.2

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May 04, 2017

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  • english
  • It's so bad
  • [this] doesn't bode well
  • Hi, hello. What's your dream? Why are you come on inspecting? I want to be as big as Whitney Housen
  • Off you go
  • So who are you.
  • We're Kerna
  • Okay, what does Kerna mean?
  • Celtic for Cornwall
  • And where are you from?
  • Cornwall
  • And where do you normally sing?
  • Cornwall
  • And where are you going back to tonight?
  • Cornwall
  • How to worry cause everything's Gonna be [all] right?
  • Just think it is
  • Welcome
  • Nice to be here. Yeah. Thank you nice to have you here. What's your name? Please [9:17] both, okay?
  • And what do you do at work for a pizza delivery company, okay?
  • [but] your dream. I presume is to get out pizza delivery and be a singer yeah, yes, that would be fantastic
  • [have] you ever performed in public before alan encount karaoke normally goes down [very] well good. Do you think you can win? Yes?
  • Okay
  • okay, I
  • took my baby for Saturday bang why [I] go with you if we were the same that I believe in Miracles and
  • Miracle has happened tonight
  • Don't care whatever. They're saying no matter if you're black or white
  • I'm tired this business anti this stuff. I'm scared of those sheets, so when the going gets rough
  • I'd scared [a] [nobody] so when we're doing it to me
  • Protection gangs group [Nation's] caught the grief in human relations. It's a tough [walk] on a global scale
  • I don't hear both sides of the tales don't say that you agree with me, but I've seen you kicking [dirt] [in] my eyes
  • [I] don't care whatever. They're saying don't matter if you're black or white. Oh
  • I
  • Didn't mean it when I said I didn't love you, so I sure I held on tight
  • I never should I let you go I didn't know nothing. I was stupid. I was foolish. I was lying to myself
  • I
  • Can't the father that would ever be without your love never imagined
  • I'd be sitting here by myself cuz I didn't know you because I didn't know me, but I found you everything I never fell
  • cuz baby
  • When you left I lost a part of me, it's just so hard to believe
  • [come] back, baby, please cause we belong together
  • Baby when you left I lost a part of me
  • It's still so hard to believe come back baby, please cause we belong together
  • What is your second song [no] hi guys hi?
  • What's your reasoning for coming on the x factor what you hope to achieve multi-platinum selling albums perhaps um?
  • all over the World China
  • Europe and who do you put yourself up against in the charts [I]?
  • Don't think there's anyone there at the moment as good as you [Mmm-hmm]. Yeah, what are you going to sing a gold?
  • I spawned a bongo fantastic
  • When when I want you up, okay?
  • [gold]
  • I'm glad that you're bound to return
  • The something I could have learned you're indestructible
  • [oh] is believing
  • It was good the last note
  • You want every song to end like that?
  • Except it was different
  • Of little opera, so they get me through and I'll make sure they're longer that's impossible
  • You can't do any longer than that my gift is my song
  • and
  • This one's for you
  • [Mmm], wasn't it long?
  • What's your name? She's on she's [anki] and hold you down it
  • I'm 28 28 okay, and what made you decide to come to the x-Factor?
  • I would love to people meal powerful as and what you send ourselves
  • Okay, what are you gonna? Sing? I have nothing by
  • What you [see], okay?
  • We've changed the song haven't we I know I'm sorry so every night meet you do that Charlie. Sorry let's start again
  • each Day
  • I want to lobby yep. That's not I still
  • yeah, that's one moment in time and
  • share
  • Get [in]
  • Each stand last that's one moment. You [like] my life to share my life
  • Share my life. Take me for what I am
  • Course only [have] our change all my colors for you
  • I'll be calling back again this passion is why I can run from myself, and there's no ever
  • ah
  • But [I'll] [make] [Mikkel] oh
  • Sorry, and [I'm] [not]
  • Stay in [my] arms
  • And fira. Oh my star you man
  • Jinyu there, don't walk away from me. I have nothing nothing
  • nothing
  • because I don't have
  • Your name is Ashwin Ashwin
  • Happy to see the girls yep
  • I'm sure they'll be happy to see me once. I'm done
  • Good, okay. You're very confident. Thank you. Yeah
  • No, sort yeah, [two] [hours] [of] [Pushin] [broome] Baizen. [hey]
  • [412] for big room I'm Aa man of means by no means
  • King of the Road
  • How do you think it went brilliantly thought you'd say that louie it was just very very average
  • Everything so sorry everything was average
  • What's your definition of average you?
  • I'm sorry. I don't understand. It's called [the] [ex-factory]. You don't have us. No. I don't have the x-Factor. I've got everything else
  • That's even bigger than the x-Factor
  • Well the show is called the x-factor. So which is a bit of a problem
  • There is a difference between being confident and deluded and you fall unfortunately into the latter no one would pay
  • To see you perform. [I] know a lot [of] people would pay at least attended to see me
  • I know a lot of people who pay not to hear us win. Whatever there. Yes, or no no cheryl no, Danny
  • Hmm. That's it [astra]. You're lost not mine. You haven't heard the last of me
  • [I'm] warning [you]. I will be bigger than [you]. You'll be coming for me for a job. Not me here. I'm warning incitement
  • Do you have another last name farewell Ella?
  • it
  • They've made the biggest mistakes of their lives
  • With my name is Ashwin and one day Simon cowell will come begging to kiss my shoes for a job that never saw that coming
  • major attitude completely
  • Deluded in my opinion as to how good he actually was you haven't heard the last of me, simon
  • Because I and the greatest singer of all time not the best in the country not the best in the continent
  • Not the best in the world not the best in the Galaxy. I [am] the best in the universe
  • Portia [ten] please my name's Andrew parity and which artists do you think you could be as popular as?
  • Bryan Adams Bon Jovi, Leona, what's the song?
  • Bryan Adams Heaven heaven okay off you go and Rip
  • laughing in a million years
  • There was only you [and] me we were young wild & free
  • [May]
  • we learn here my
  • Hi
  • Harvey
  • We're in heaven. Oh hey. Thank you very much. What's your name? My name's, Eddie bola and why are you here today?
  • I'm here because I think I've got the x factor [you] think you're very good. Yeah
  • And who in the whole world would you like to be like whitney Houston with me? Well? How are you Gonna?
  • Sing where do Broken Hearts go off you go?
  • I
  • Know it's been some time
  • More they [song] [still] [on] my mind
  • You see a half of been the same
  • since a cold, November day
  • We said we need space
  • But what we have is an empty place and the all things are long
  • Is that I need you guys?
  • Bradley
  • So he [I]
  • And can you please oh?
  • Where do broken hearts go can find out?
  • Back to the open ends of a Lava twain okay. Thank you that is that is never Gonna end is it?
  • Simon [ah]
  • Look there. Wasn't a note honestly, sweetheart [in] tune can't sing I can sing
  • Yes, not in tune
  • What do you know you're born and what does this mean to you? Oh, this is my dream is my passion
  • [I] think I can be bigger than B on C [and]
  • Lena Lewis okay, what are you Gonna, sing? I believe em boy
  • Okay
  • Someday, how is sure?
  • Pilaster hand wake up where the clouds are far behind
  • me
  • where
  • number drops
  • like
  • [Troubled] away [above] the
  • Gym, it's love that's where
  • you
  • me oh
  • whoa
  • That's way
  • you
  • fight
  • me
  • I
  • Think that you've just created a new version of the song I'm trying to be original. [no] you dinner. Are you fine?
  • Thank you. You look really happy always happy and what are you gonna? Say Louie Armstrong's were a wonderful world fantastic
  • Elsa Trees of Green Red
  • roses, too
  • I've seen bloom
  • for me
  • I think to myself
  • what a wonderful world
  • [okay], and if I ask for a second song it's Gonna be Louis Armstrong isn't it?
  • no, no, yes, I
  • love
  • [darling] well oh
  • Darling thank you. You can only do Louis Louie Armstrong so therefore when we do have a week
  • it's not going to work is it I can't hear Louis Armstrong singing Dancing Queen you are the
  • [Dancing] Queen
  • young and sweet only
  • Seventeen
  • He doesn't go sammy all right
  • How are you? Yeah, well things that on the extra minute sweetheart. What's your name? I'm shirley. Okay. You look very nice today shirley
  • Thank you very much. Why have you got a rose? I've got it for louie. Yeah, for Louie. Yes, for Louie
  • Do you like him? Yeah? I do. I'm a few. Thank you very much shirley. Thank you very much
  • Well, that's put a smile on his face
  • Dearly yeah, why [I] said look in his fair. She's right. I like his
  • Personality oh yes, yes, Louie and are you single? Yes? I am single, right?
  • And what are you gonna? Sing here? Oh, and I want to dedicate it to Louie will lead this one. I think
  • You want to get in the way?
  • when a hero comes along
  • with [the] strength to carry on
  • And you cast your fears aside
  • And you know you will
  • survive
  • Sorry, I don't can't go anymore. No. We've got to got the message, okay
  • Louie, I think she did well simon you know thank you great personality. Thank you very nice woman. She's got [very] good taste
  • [thank] you [leigh]. I love you
  • Hello, how are you fine? Your name is Betty Bryce, and how old are you?
  • 66 do you think you can win? Yes good?
  • Okay off you go
  • We're having a gangbang. We're having a ball
  • We're having a gangbang against the wall
  • We'd like you to join us. It's part of the fun. Oh
  • Gangbang is the thing to do but it takes more than one. We're having a gangbang. We're having a Bowl
  • We're having a gangbang against the wall oh
  • gangbang is the thing to do, but it'd take more than one a
  • Girl group yeah, yes. Yes, okay. Get it woman group
  • Okay, and who put the group together well this [morally] [it's] my sister's [you] look nothing like each other no
  • What do you have?
  • The other girl groups today don't have each what else?
  • Okay, right off you go yeah
  • Last night I heard my mama singing a song [Bowie]
  • Chirpy Chirpy cheep cheep woke up this morning, and my mama was gone. [oh]
  • Chirpy Chirpy Cheep cheep Chirpy Chirpy cheep cheep chirp
  • Where's your mama gone? Where's your mama come [wish] your mama gone?
  • Where's your mama? Go far far away?
  • We Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Chirpy Chirpy Chichi Chap
  • So what are your names? My name [is] Jade and my name is Sofia [and] the group is cold so so precious, so precious
  • [why] are you here today? Well? We would like to be as successful as [esther's] chance okay off you go
  • It's over renta for the holidays. [oh], [yeah]
  • Yeah
  • Ah and who is the one you're clinging to instead of me - oh?
  • Yeah
  • Just cry me a river
  • Telly Silly of Roaches
  • [you] never see me fall ha ha ha from the words of a broken harness just
  • Emotion taking me over
  • Caught up in [Sorrow] lastly in a song
  • but
  • Do you know you sounded like honestly someone stepping on [to] cats?
  • for like a minute
  • That's the only way I could describe it you were completely out of tune. It was like horrific obviously the navs got tumors, but
  • Girls it was awful it
  • Just sounded sounded like you're in pain or possessed because I don't think saying is
  • Four-Year-old singers of the passion we've been doing this for ages [you] [know] for frettin years
  • You know so usually practicing that song for 13 years no not this song, but okay louie yes of it
  • No, Cheryl no, sorry girls
  • you
  • you

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