They say baseball is the ultimate American pastime but we're pretty sure it's actually frozen pizza. We decided it's about time there is a ranking acknowledging the gold stars and the no stars among all the infamous freezer section cheese pies.
Honestly, Celeste is so bad, it's almost painful to talk about. The cheese, which the brand claims is 100 percent real, doesn’t taste real at all. It’s gooey, gross, and beyond strange. Their pizza is like a giant Bagel Bite that really lost its way. Imagine what you would have in front of you if you sent your 7-year-old into the kitchen to try and whip up a pizza from scratch with the ingredients you have on hand. That's exactly what Celeste tastes like. Actually, your kid's pizza would probably taste much better. We'd only recommend it if you're under duress and have absolutely no other food options readily available. It’s just that bad.
No offense to Mama Celeste, who we're sure was a very nice lady, but these pizzas definitely need an overhaul. Our expert samplers actually agreed that although they would never eat this disastrous pizza again, they wouldn’t mind hurling it at their opponent during a food fight.
Watch the video to see the rest of the frozen pizzas ranked from worst to best!
14. Celeste | #
13. Totino's Party Pizza | #
12. Home Run Inn | #
11. Trader Joe's | #
10. California Pizza Kitchen | #
9. DiGiorno | #
8. Stouffer's | #
7. Screamin' Sicilian | #
6. Red Baron | #
5. Amy's Kitchen | #
4. Signature Select at Safeway | #
3. Tombstone | #
2. Freschetta | #
1. Newman's Own | #