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fortnite is way TOO EASY now

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11:33   |   May 14, 2019 at 07:00

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  • the time has come and to be honest I
  • don't think you guys are ready for
  • today's video I have thought about doing
  • this not only once not only twice not
  • even three times
  • oh you think I'm done with four and not
  • not even four time before I go any
  • further I need to tell you guys what my
  • highest kill record is and whatever you
  • do please do not laugh let that be the
  • last thing you think of doing it's
  • already bad enough that I'm having
  • nightmares about it I'll be sitting
  • there as sleeping dreaming of nice
  • things and all of a sudden I hear these
  • whispers fade you garbage your 90s look
  • like a Golden Gate Bridge my highest
  • kill record is 14 14 pills
  • if y'all laughing I'm just saying this
  • I'm throwing hands if any one of y'all
  • laughs I'm I swear
  • y'all catch in my hand for today's video
  • for tonight is simply gonna be some easy
  • walk in the park for me I'm gonna be
  • attempting to break my highest Coe
  • record which is 14 I'm gonna try to aim
  • for at least 15 or 16 that's it there's
  • not much to it just sit back grab
  • yourself some popcorn take your feet up
  • and enjoy today's video that's not
  • that's so awkward
  • okay calm down your fucking clown
  • [Music]
  • I'm getting crowned on boat oh you won't
  • regret that oh okay okay okay yeah
  • everyone ganged up on fade my first game
  • on and I got found on you put somebody
  • in here done messed up okay
  • 13 more Kosuke
  • [Music]
  • out of your weekend fit Oh
  • put this who are you going alright hate
  • that thing
  • talk to you the default to be honest
  • it's not looking too good I got to get
  • 10 more kills and there's only 16 PDS
  • dopey
  • okay we got him he's weak he's weak boys
  • I don't want to do this please look at
  • this clown bro
  • I've actually had enough no no no we're
  • not building anymore
  • no my man was trying to 1v1 me two
  • seconds later this dude was breaking it
  • down like Wyatt really prettily bro
  • we're fighting in the storm thank you
  • finally someone understands I'm gonna
  • try to kill this one right here
  • of course I messed it up
  • [Music]
  • oh dude please spare me man
  • [Music]
  • nope you stop building stop building
  • [Music]
  • look look she's trying to break it down
  • yeah joke's on you stupid
  • panic look some more idiot are there
  • seven people left if I want to at least
  • tie my world record I have to kill all
  • seven this game is pretty much a waste
  • but I'm still gonna play it out no no no
  • no we're not building I'm not here to
  • build okay okay what you gonna do about
  • it
  • I'm choking I'm choking huh that's what
  • she said stop making those jokes guys
  • somebody come get a man dying with and
  • of course and of course the third party
  • as usual wait a minute keep drinking my
  • shoe
  • [Music]
  • we're not looking too bad let me get
  • that loop come on all right banana
  • that's enough of that my turn to jump
  • done wait there's only one person left
  • look he's what is he doing
  • my man you're so dumb you're gonna duck
  • well this is a easy game all right
  • 11 cows far away not bad
  • all right that's a two idiots down you
  • tried it I'm coming for their cheeks
  • okay don't kill yourself I need to kill
  • dude I'm not playing this game let me in
  • so uh can you man so I can kill you real
  • quick thank you
  • no stop building trust me you don't want
  • to build I hit those I'm warning you all
  • I told you I swear I told you I was sick
  • with that sharpies
  • you know it's a probably a good idea to
  • turn around I dare you
  • all right let's make a deal if I hit
  • this next shot
  • you guys gotta promise me to drop a like
  • on today's video here's my chance
  • do it again banana oh no that's a
  • promise that's a promise a promise is a
  • promise and if y'all don't like today's
  • video well then I know y'all hear that
  • knocking on your door and I want you to
  • open that door right now cuz that's me
  • come oh hell no you're not yo this dude
  • try to finesse my goodies uh uh hell no
  • I'll take those goodies and yours really
  • really come ass this is what I call the
  • triple pump Mehta I dare you I dare you
  • oh hey here right now we got four of
  • these bad boys
  • I tried everything
  • wait is that another one all right four
  • nights you're making me do this why I
  • need a reload she's drinking shield oh
  • you're so dead you're so dead oh I love
  • this dude I love this new setup
  • I was not not a hit you're not ready for
  • this no okay all right this game is over
  • let me end it real quick I might have a
  • chance
  • never mom taught me that jump done why
  • are you running gorilla
  • don't you try drum Gunung neat
  • [Music]
  • how is that not a head shop I don't care
  • I'm going for it
  • yeah finally all right all I gotta do is
  • get 10 more kills easy bro I have to do
  • this why do I see that kind of line why
  • did I see that coming I'm boxing I don't
  • care look how many people are here
  • dammit he got away he got away
  • [Music]
  • don't take my kill
  • [Music]
  • all I need is Pam Marcos
  • whoa what is that
  • 9 more kills bro I have to win
  • stop there my aim is so Trevor I need a
  • third party this Oh flap how about you
  • sit your ass down
  • got'em that's uh not what I expected
  • [Music]
  • come on up close
  • of course you run
  • [Music]
  • oh look at me I can dunk pyramids
  • [Music]
  • finally obvious trust me guys I can do
  • this hold my hand imagine imagine my
  • heart would literally drop oh it's a
  • default perfect
  • okay kids uh five more kills guys five
  • more kills I have to do this oh my god
  • I'm dead if I die I'm done
  • come on leave me alone if I die I'm
  • quitting I'm literally gonna become a
  • SoundCloud rapper I'm not dealing with
  • this for tonight bullshit oh why am I
  • getting double-teamed I swear I don't
  • deserve this oh you're dumb you're
  • literally dumb I have vital redeployed
  • idiot
  • [Music]
  • I'm so done with this bro y'all are so
  • sweaty I can't I can't even handle it
  • like I'm having a panic attack right now
  • I'm done I'm done I give up I can't beat
  • my world record people are too sweaty
  • like who the hell is this oh hey guys we
  • made it to the end of the video
  • I failed you I'm sorry about that I
  • don't have a lot to say for today but if
  • you enjoyed today's video let me know by
  • hitting that like button and if you
  • didn't you know let me know by hitting
  • that like button and if you do want to
  • help your boy out and my pet right here
  • leo then feel free to use my code
  • furious fate in the item shop anyways
  • that's gonna wrap up today's video I
  • hope you beautiful people have a
  • beautiful day and I will see you guys
  • next time peace
  • [Music]

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