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Extras Bloopers (Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Stiller, Kate Winslet)

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Extras Bloopers (Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Stiller, Kate Winslet)
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  • I'd like to see him come at me with all that "I'm a hard bastard" stuff.
  • I'd say, "Put the baseball bat down, send the minders home.
  • "It's just you and me, skin on skin."
  • Stripped to the waist.
  • He starts with me, I will destroy him.
  • Brilliant. And, again, this time I won't laugh.
  • Exactly the same, I won't laugh. I promise. Okay?
  • - He starts with me... - I lied.
  • I've talked to actual SAS people, I mean, they've told me what it stands for.
  • What's it stand for?
  • Super Army Soldiers.
  • Okay, on "action".
  • DIRECTOR: Action!
  • DIRECTOR: Okay. ROSS KEMP: Not okay.
  • Super...
  • Full take. Okay.
  • Ridiculous. Okay.
  • Okay, this time. This time, this time. Okay.
  • Sorry, Jude, everyone, Carl. Okay.
  • What's it stand for, then?
  • Super Army Soldiers.
  • I'm fucked.
  • MAGGIE: No.
  • (MAGGIE LAUGHING)
  • And, action!
  • RICKY: Fuck off!
  • (RICKY LAUGHING)
  • I actually took too much to begin with.
  • - I'm a bit screwed, I think. - Yeah.
  • All set!
  • - RICKY: Told you. - Fuck.
  • Action.
  • (RICKY LAUGHING)
  • RICKY: Do you know what I laughed at?
  • - Oh, get him another cup. -It's 'cause I don't want to keep drinking it.
  • No, get him another cup. I can't do that.
  • - What are you talking about? - I can't...
  • Get another cup. I'm not having that.
  • - What? - Fucking disgusting.
  • But otherwise...
  • - Recycled fucking tea and gob. - I've got to keep drinking the tea.
  • - Have a little sip of tea and drink it. - But I've been...
  • I've been on about three cups now.
  • I was dressed up as a fucking genie for a day.
  • DIRECTOR: Yeah. Actually, just come to your right first, Ricky.
  • Is that all right, John?
  • It's a bit much on me, Martin.
  • Come on, love, you're like a dead horse. Put a bit of minge around it.
  • (CREW LAUGHING)
  • - That went right in my eye. - Sorry.
  • And action!
  • - Ready? - Yeah.
  • Okay. Last one in. And action!
  • - It's action. Don't say action. - I won't say action.
  • - Okay. Which is a problem. - Whenever you're ready.
  • Right. Ready? Ready?
  • Well, look. Right.
  • God! Okay, look.
  • Right. Ready? Look.
  • - Come on, then. - Stop it.
  • Right. Okay, here we go.
  • You could be up her like a rat out of a drainpipe. So, that's when...
  • I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry it was so long. I'm so sorry.
  • - I was... - Having too much fun, huh?
  • - You play the markets, do you? - Oh, yeah.
  • - How's it going? Any tips? - Just always high interest.
  • - High interest? - Yeah, always. High interest.
  • Bad interest, that's low. That's bad. Low, bad, low interest is bad, yeah.
  • Erm...high interest, buy high...
  • Midsummer Night's Dream. Bottom...
  • - Oh, how is your diarrhoea? -It's good. Fine.
  • Nothing moving down there now.
  • And, action!
  • - I head-butted a horse once. - Sorry.
  • Why am I hearing all this shit about you think you're harder than me?
  • Where have you heard this?
  • Some geezer I've been doing a scene with.
  • He reckons you're far... Fucked that one up.
  • Jesus Christ!
  • - That's great. - This is silly,
  • but men think of that more often.
  • JON: Is it the fact that I've got one leg shorter than the other?
  • I hadn't noticed.
  • - JON: You hadn't noticed? - Sorry, sorry.
  • JON: Is it the leg?
  • Is it the fact that I've got one leg shorter than the other?
  • - I hadn't noticed. - You hadn't noticed?
  • - What are you doing, Ricky? - Just trying to not laugh.
  • There's that thing that they teach you at school.
  • - No. - Cha...oh-un...do...
  • That is actually a Cantonese word which means "free spirit". Chan-do.
  • WOMAN: Are we supposed to be doing that?
  • Action!
  • (THUD)
  • Oh, fucking hell!
  • LISA: Lead us, heavenly Father, lead us, over the world's tempestuous sea.
  • Guard us, guide us, keep us, feed us
  • for we have no help but Thee.
  • I saw Steve laugh, sorry.
  • Don't do the face.
  • - What face? - You went like that...
  • That's because I'm really genuinely trying to see.
  • God! He wasn't even pulling a face!
  • Hold up, mate. All right. Check this out, you'll love this.
  • Kind of like you... Type in 58,008 into a calculator. Turn it upside down...
  • - It is funny. - Turn it upside down, BOOBS.
  • It's worth making a note of.
  • All right, mate, come and check this out. I typed in 58,008...
  • All right, mate, check this out. I've just typed in 58...
  • Fuck me. Sorry, this is absolutely outrageous, guys,
  • we're two absolute professionals.
  • (RICKY LAUGHING)
  • Cut!
  • All right, mate. Just check this out. I just typed in 58,008,
  • and, amazingly...
  • All right, mate, just check this out. Just...
  • All right, mate, just check this out. I just typed in...
  • RICKY: This script is hell!
  • Turn it upside down.
  • I just typed in 58,008...
  • All right, mate, just check this out.
  • I can hear you go!
  • All right, mate, check this out.
  • I've just typed in 58,008, turn it upside down. BOOBS.
  • Let's just keep going from there.
  • Action!
  • The thing is, I don't actually think of him. I was an eight... What?
  • Are you putting me off?
  • - I can see you out the corner of my eye. - RICKY: What, shall I get out?
  • No, it's all right. No. It's fine.
  • RICKY: I can go anywhere, it's not an important scene. Is that okay?
  • It's all right, I can cope with it.
  • Can you see that? 'Cause I'm going to cue in...
  • - Okay, we're running. -It's fine, really.
  • Six fucking BAFTAs.
  • (RICKY LAUGHING)
  • - Right. - RICKY: Three for performance,
  • -the other three for... - Yeah, sure. Shut up.
  • Settle down and action!
  • RICKY: It wasn't my fault. No one look at me.
  • There's a good bit of phlegm gonna come up any minute.
  • - Stop it! - No, go on. Hack it up.
  • I can't laugh any more, it makes my head too tight.
  • Do what you do in Scotland. Go on. Just blow it out.
  • - Okay. - I can't do it.
  • No, she's got a big...
  • - No, it's not. -It's a furball.
  • -It's just a cold. - Have you been licking your wig?
  • Just cut there for a moment.
  • I know a woman who would be perfect for you and she's desperate.
  • One more time.
  • Hey, listen. I know a woman who would be perfect for you and she's...
  • Look at my little hands.
  • What is up with her? I keep seeing her around.
  • She's got cerebral palsy.
  • Oh, that is another guaranteed Oscar. Seriously.
  • - Seriously. - Cut, that's it.
  • Then you just pretend you're getting it on with her.
  • - I couldn't do that. - Of course you could. You're an actress.
  • - Did you hear the...? - Yes.
  • - Okay, I'd like to know... - I'm sorry.
  • I'm hungry. This is why I like to break for lunch at about quarter to ten.
  • If I blew your mother's head off, who'd know, your mommy's head,
  • and it would just blow right off of her, and all that was left was...
  • if I blew...
  • (RICKY LAUGHING)
  • -20 million? -40, double it. That's right.
  • Plus six, 46, three days. 75 days. Biggest Christmas Day ever.
  • ANDY: Bye, nerd.
  • - I'm a nerd? - Just picking on you.
  • I'm a nerd. I've kissed Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, I'm a nerd!
  • I've slapped Jennifer Aniston on her butt.
  • - Who are you? - Nobody.
  • - Who? - Nobody.
  • Nobody.
  • - Nobody. - Nobody.
  • - Who are you? - Okay.
  • Who are you?
  • - Clappy board. - Okay.
  • 3-46, take four. A and B cameras.
  • Run out of the way,
  • 'cause you shouldn't be in this, it will look weird.
  • IAIN: You're aware that I'm gay?
  • Not that... And you don't make a song and dance. You don't go...
  • I don't... No, I didn't... It didn't matter.
  • Well, no, you didn't... And you don't make a song and dance. You don't go,
  • "Ooh, hello! I'm..."
  • No, it's not relevant.
  • You're aware that I'm gay?
  • No, 'cause you don't make a song and dance. You're not all, like...
  • 'Cause you don't make a song and dance about it. You're not all... (WHEEZING)
  • Fucking hell.
  • Because you don't make a song and dance. You're not all...
  • "Hello, I'm a homosexual."
  • Well, you don't make a song and dance about it. You're not all...
  • (WHEEZING)
  • Oh, come on!
  • Okay.
  • Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay.
  • You're aware that I'm gay?
  • Oh, God!
  • - You're aware that I'm gay? - No.
  • Because you don't make a song and dance about it. You're not all...
  • (STRANGULATED) "Hello, everyone, look at me."
  • Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing.
  • This time. This time. Okay.
  • Come on.
  • You're aware that I'm gay?
  • Not a problem.
  • You're aware that I'm gay?
  • - You're aware that I'm gay? - No.
  • No, because you don't wear... It's not like you're going around,
  • "Oh, everyone, oh, look. Can you guess?" No, I don't.
  • - LES: I can't marry her. - Why? What do you know?
  • - Nothing. What do you mean? - No, what did you say?
  • It's just that I've been doing a bit of thinking and I just don't think...
  • Just hold for a second.
  • Oh, I've been in that lamp so long I'm bent out of all recognition.
  • - Who are you? - Well, I'll be anyone you want me to be,
  • but you can call me Genie.
  • How does somebody as big as you fit into this tiny lamp?
  • Don't worry, I'm used to squeezing myself into tight holes.
  • WISHY: Can you help us? We're in danger.
  • - We heard him say he wants to get Aladdin. - Don't we all?
  • That's mental! That's mental!
  • We asked 100 people, "Will Les Dennis ever hang on to a bird?"
  • Our survey said...
  • We asked...
  • We asked 100 people, "Will Les Dennis ever hang on to a bird?"
  • Our survey said...
  • We asked 100 people,
  • "Do you want to go out tonight and see Les Dennis in panto?"
  • Our survey said...
  • How mad is that?
  • Oh, look at this website about...
  • Would this have been funny, him going through customs,
  • "I have nothing to declare but my genius."
  • "Oh! And this vibrating tongue for pleasure..."
  • "Oh! And this vibrating tongue for pleasuring fannies! Oh!" Is that funny?
  • Well, again, when you do it, it's got a certain something, but it's Sunday,
  • so, let's just keep the fannies down to minimum.
  • Do it.
  • # All you want to do is ride around Sally #
  • - Sing it with me now! - # Ride, Sally, ride #
  • - What are you doing? - Just having a sing-song.
  • # Ride, Sally, ride #
  • - What are you doing? - Just having a little sing-song.
  • # All you want to do is ride around Sally #
  • - Sing it with me now! - # Ride, Sally, ride #
  • - What are you doing? - Just having a little sing-song.
  • He looked like Beaker from the Muppets.
  • - Sing it with me now! - # Ride, Sally, ride #
  • - What are you doing? - Just having a little sing-song.
  • No, you can't do that.
  • # All you want to do is ride around Sally #
  • - Sing it with me now! - # Ride... #
  • - All her clothes fall off? - Yeah.
  • They fall off onto the ground and she's scrabbling to get them back on again.
  • But before she can get her knickers on...
  • She's... They fall off completely.
  • She's scrabbling around to get them back on,
  • but before she can get her knickers on...
  • What's yours about, if you don't mind me asking?
  • Well, it's... How best to explain it? You've seen me in X-Men?
  • I'm so sorry, Patrick, I could just think of it coming. I'm so sorry.
  • She's scrabbling around to get them back on,
  • but before she can get her knickers on, I...
  • I'm walking along the street and I see this beautiful girl,
  • and I think I'd like to see her naked...
  • I'm so sorry, Patrick, I don't know what I'm going to do.
  • I don't know what to do other than leave the scene and let you talk to a teddy bear.
  • No, you see, I can do other stuff as well.
  • For instance, I'm riding my bike in the park,
  • and this policewoman says...
  • And she goes, "Ah!" and she's covering herself up.
  • And she kept trying to cover herself up, but I've seen everything anyway
  • and I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.
  • Okay, so it's you going around, sort of, seeing tits and stuff?
  • - Ask me again, ask me again. - Okay.
  • And I score the winning goal.
  • They carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham
  • -and then Posh Spice walks in and... - Her clothes fall off?
  • Instantly.
  • I thought I got away with it. I tried to look over there.
  • Well, what about this? I'm a sort of James Bond figure.
  • And I have to go to Iraq to rescue some hostages.
  • And I get there and they're all women.
  • And they're naked because their clothes have all rotted away.
  • Sure.
  • Well, what about this? I'm a sort of James Bond figure.
  • And I have to go to Iraq to rescue these hostages.
  • And I get there and they're all women.
  • And they're naked because their clothes had rotted off.
  • And I rescue them anyway and I get them into the helicopter.
  • I rescue them anyway and I get them into the helicopter.
  • And even though I'm flying the helicopter,
  • I can sneak a look in the mirror and I can see them, you see.
  • And one of them is bending over...
  • - You see... - Ridiculous.
  • What about Jono Coleman? I thought he was up for it.
  • Yes, but since he did Celebrity Fit Club he's... Well, he's just not fat enough.
  • Sorry.
  • What about Jono Coleman? I thought he was up for it.
  • Yes, but since he did Celebrity Fit Club he's... Well, he's just not fat enough.
  • What about Jono Coleman? I thought he was...
  • What about Jono Coleman? I thought he was up for it.
  • Yes, but since he did Celebrity Fit Club he's... Well, he's not fat enough.
  • Keep going.
  • What about Jono Coleman? I thought he was up for it.
  • Yes, but since he did Celebrity Fit Club he's...
  • Oh, God. Wait.
  • Okay, this is it. Okay.
  • Do you know where I can find a quiet place?
  • Now you know what I'm thinking? Of how fat Jono fucking Coleman is.
  • Every time, I just see him in that swimming pool like a little baby hippo.
  • One for the DVD?

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Best Bloopers (Outtakes) of the amazing tvshow Extras

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