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Ellen's Best Inventions That Haven't Caught On Yet

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  • Welcome to the Ellen Show.
  • Your one stop shop for all your Ellen needs.
  • Can you believe it's already June?
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • Yeah.
  • I can see it in your eyes.
  • Some of you can't.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Summer may be just around the corner,
  • but this brain never stops working.
  • Unless I'm drunk.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • I'm kidding.
  • That's when I do my best.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Over the past 16 seasons, I have come up
  • with a lot of good ideas, some of them good-er than others,
  • and today I want to show you my top four
  • inventions that I can't believe haven't caught on yet.
  • What happens when you combine sexiness of lingerie
  • with the comfort of a snuggie?
  • This is back in season 8 I came up with this.
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • Know what I call this?
  • Loungerie.
  • [LAUGHTER] This is wonderful.
  • I've never felt more beautiful.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Well, remember how I said it was June?
  • That means a lot of people are planning
  • trips for the summer vacation.
  • Airline tickets are expensive, but back in season 10
  • I came up with a perfect solution.
  • It's very expensive to fly.
  • Seriously is, and babies fly for free.
  • You know that, right?
  • So it gave me an idea.
  • And you know those baby bjorns that you always see parents--
  • so I asked Andy and Layla who runs our Ellen shop here
  • to help me out with my version of this.
  • And I really think it can help.
  • Come on out you guys.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • So.
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • It's great, right?
  • So it makes your spouse look like a baby.
  • They don't need their own ticket.
  • The one thing.
  • It's great with your spouse.
  • A little awkward if you're traveling with your grandma.
  • That's the only--
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Kind of have to really know the person.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • And probably most famous for my Ellen underwear.
  • Back in season 12 I invented an innovative new bra
  • called Adjusta-bust.
  • Enjoy.
  • Lauren is wearing--
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • Lauren is wearing the Adjusta-bust under her sweater.
  • You can't tell, but--
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Here, let me show you how it works.
  • Let's say Lauren is speeding.
  • She gets pulled over, and the officer
  • is walking up to the car.
  • You just pump it up.
  • OK.
  • All right.
  • So that when the officer.
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • No speeding ticket.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Now Officer, my eyes are up here.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Oh, and then later in the day.
  • Lauren's going home, and she's gardening,
  • but then she gets locked out of her house.
  • So she has to shimmy through her window.
  • So then she just does that.
  • OK.
  • She just does that.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • OK.
  • Does that.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Ah.
  • That's not the only wearable.
  • Yeah.
  • Oh.
  • You like that one.
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • That's your favorite.
  • You didn't care for the other two.
  • That's your favorite.
  • I see that.
  • That's not the only wearable technology
  • I've come up with over the years Lauren helped me model.
  • Back in season 11, I invented an ice dispenser
  • called mini-freeze.
  • It's ice, it comes--
  • just look.
  • Now the skirt that Lauren was wearing
  • looks like a regular mini-skirt, but it's not.
  • It's called the mini-freeze.
  • Watch what happens when you hit this button.
  • [APPLAUSE]
  • It's also an ice dispenser.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • You're not getting this anywhere else in daytime.
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • Three more seasons of that, everybody.
  • [APPLAUSE]

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Over the past 16 seasons, Ellen has come up with a lot of good ideas - some better than others - and she revisited the top four inventions she can't believe haven't caught on yet.