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Ellen and First Lady Michelle Obama Go to CVS

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Sep 14, 2016

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  • [MUSIC]
  • >> All right.
  • Here we go, Michelle.
  • There's coupons because you're gonna need these probably, it's been a while.
  • And you push the basket because nobody's gonna push it for you.
  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> CVS of course.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> CVS stands for cotton,
  • vaseline and stuff.
  • >> No it doesn't. >> [LAUGH]
  • >> And-
  • >> That's not true.
  • >> It does.
  • Do you want anything from the- >> What are these?
  • >> That's a personalized fan.
  • >> This is a fan?
  • >> It seems like it is.
  • Let's open it and see.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> This is new.
  • Wait, don't!
  • Ellen, don't open these up in the store.
  • >> Why not?
  • What if I don't like it?
  • Well then let's put it back.
  • No, don't do that.
  • >> Do you need coins?
  • Because there's a Coinstar over there.
  • Ok?
  • See this is so good, I'm preparing you.
  • Let's take a few.
  • >> There.
  • >> Ok, put them- >> Wait!
  • What if it's- Ok, what are we gonna do about this money?
  • This is, we got $21.
  • >> The first lady is now up to $22.
  • $24.25.
  • >> How do you know when it's done?
  • Wait don't touch anything yet until this.
  • $45.17.
  • This isn't cash.
  • >> This isn't cash.
  • This is a rip off.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> What are we supposed to do?
  • See, I told you. You shouldn't have put all
  • those coins in there.
  • >> Yeah, yeah, you're right.
  • >> We should have started with like this.
  • >> You're right.
  • Is this the cash voucher?
  • >> No, no, I know what that is.
  • This is a debit thing.
  • >> Do you have a debit card? >> Ma'am, can you help us?
  • >> Hi, I'm Michelle.
  • >> This is Michelle.
  • >> I'm Sapay. >> Nice to meet you.
  • >> What did people, they called you Michelle before the First Lady?
  • >> Yes.
  • >> Okay, Shelley.
  • We're gonna call her Shelley.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Shelley.
  • You slide it in, and then you put your PIN number in.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Turn around.
  • >> PIN number nine, five- >> Stop it!
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, it was just hard to cover-
  • >> Okay, checking?
  • >> Michelle?
  • >> [LAUGH]
  • >> [MUSIC]
  • >> Wait. Bernie Sanders.
  • No.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> It's not.
  • No.
  • That didn't look like Bernie Sanders to me.
  • >> Not at all.
  • >> No. You can't get in here.
  • This is locked.
  • >> What's so special about this stuff?
  • We might break it.
  • >> How do you- >> I didn't realize they got some.
  • Let's see.
  • It doesn't make a noise.
  • Hello?
  • Hello?
  • We need help on aisle 2.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Customer service on aisle two.
  • Hi!
  • >> Hi. >> Good, hi!
  • How are you?
  • It's nice to see you.
  • >> Hi, it's Shelly.
  • Hi, it's Ellen.
  • >> There you go. >> You know what?
  • Sasha needed some earphones.
  • I'm gonna get some for her.
  • How much are these?
  • I'm just picking up stuff.
  • What are you doing?
  • >> I'm just scratching your back.
  • >> I'm trying to focus.
  • >> Okay.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Okay, I'm not really itchy.
  • I am looking for headphones though.
  • What do you think?
  • Do you think, could you chill out on the itching and help me with this here?
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Don't scratch him.
  • >> You know this is, this is not how you behave in a CVS.
  • Stop scratching him.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Stop it.
  • >> He likes it. >> [LAUGH] It's good.
  • >> Did that feel good?
  • >> Yeah, it sure did.
  • >> It was annoying to me.
  • >> We are gonna get it cheaper.
  • [MUSIC]
  • >> Okay.
  • >> All right, here we go.
  • >> Now, do you entertain trick or treaters at your house?
  • >> No. I turn all the lights out
  • and I- >> Man.
  • >> I- >> You should-
  • >> Close all drapes.
  • [MUSIC]
  • >> All right, magazines.
  • Let's see, who's on it?
  • Are you on the cover of anything?
  • >> Let's see if they have Essence
  • here, okay?
  • >> Here I am.
  • >> There you are, with Rachel.
  • What are you doing with Rachel?
  • >> Do you have a magazine I could be on with you?
  • >> I thought you were my best friend, no I have a television show.
  • >> Here I am here we go.
  • >> Do you want any of this?
  • >> Wine in a box.
  • >> Yep, wine in a box.
  • >> How does this work?
  • >> You just >> How do you get it out of here?
  • >> Like that.
  • >> Wait really, where is the tab?
  • >> Back here.
  • >> We're not going to open it man.
  • We need cups.
  • [LAUGH] >> Get this one.
  • >> No.
  • [LAUGH] That's not a cup, that's not an official cup to use.
  • >> I think it is a cup.
  • >> All right, six weeks after, you can drink this for six weeks after opening?
  • You are really not a good person to shop with.
  • >> [LAUGH] I'm a great person to shop with.
  • >> Does anybody know how to open wine in a box?
  • >> How do you open wine in a box?
  • >> Have you ever had wine in a box?
  • >> You with the baby, come over here.
  • You need wine more than anybody, you have a brand-new baby.
  • >> So put the cup under so it doesn't start to pour on the ground.
  • >> That's a good- >> And then you just turn it.
  • >> Turn it.
  • >> All right. >> Yep, there you go.
  • >> Okay, here you go.
  • Who wants wine?
  • Anybody, anybody, all right.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> That's good, that's good.
  • What's your name?
  • >> My name is Jacquelyn.
  • >> Jacquelyn.
  • >> Yeah.
  • >> Sign this.
  • >> All right, Jacquelyn.
  • >> Shelly and I just signed the box of wine for you.
  • >> You're so nice.
  • >> Ellen, look at this baby.
  • >> Let's sign the baby.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Just sign the baby.
  • >> You want us to sign the baby?
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Aw.
  • >> Avery is beautiful.
  • >> [LAUGH].
  • >> [LAUGH] She's out of control.
  • >> Don't you want me to sign the- >> You were about to head for
  • the forehead.
  • >> And then I go down, like that.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> My, thank you.
  • Not, not no, don't do that.
  • >> Go to sleep.
  • Go to sleep.
  • >> You should go now.
  • She's up, you woke her up.
  • >> Go to sleep little baby.
  • Go to sleep.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> You're scaring her.
  • >> No.
  • >> Thank you. >> Thank you.
  • >> You open it, you- >> Michelle what kind of cream do you need
  • for that rash that you were telling me about?
  • >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] The rash?
  • >> [LAUGH] We need a rash for
  • a rash that Shelley has.
  • Where is the rash?
  • What area were you telling me about?
  • >> My shoulder.
  • >> Lower than that.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> A book.
  • >> Get this. Lindsey Sands, Lady Pirate.
  • >> Wow, look at this.
  • >> Let's read some.
  • >> The water was flat as a looking glass capturing the moonlight and
  • stars that twinkled down from above and
  • reflecting just enough light that the ship gliding ahead- I don't know.
  • >> Alright, we're gonna head to self checkout over here.
  • >> Alright. Well wait.
  • Do you know what you're doing?
  • >> No but I guess you scan it.
  • >> Do you have your extra care card?
  • >> Where are you?
  • >> Do you have an extra care card?
  • >> Jose?
  • Jose.
  • >> Alright, we're checking out now.
  • >> Jose, can you see?
  • >> Yes, I can see.
  • >> Jose, can you see if you can help us?
  • We don't know what we're doing.
  • >> I've never done self checkouts.
  • >> Can you just give it to us?
  • We are both very busy with...
  • >> No, we're going to pay!
  • We're going to pay.
  • No! No, we can't take bribes,
  • I work for the government.
  • >> It's not bribes, it was just a question.
  • >> And you could just set it here.
  • >> I'm good at this, this is good.
  • >> I'm good at bagging!
  • >> Alright! >> Please place your item in the bag.
  • Please do not place your item in bagging area.
  • >> I think you're too
  • close to the bagging area.
  • >> Okay.
  • >> How do we know that we got?
  • Okay, we got Macy's card in, but I don't see the stub.
  • [SOUND] Okay, here we go.
  • >> There you go.
  • >> I don't wanna be too close.
  • >> [LAUGH] Don't be too close.
  • You're messing it up.
  • You have to put the amount in.
  • >> Sure.
  • >> $10.
  • >> $10, okay.
  • >> Zero, zero, zero.
  • >> Enter.
  • >> Yes.
  • >> Good job. >> Are you bored Ellen?
  • >> I sure am.
  • >> Come on it's fun, this is the process.
  • >> OK. >> There it goes!
  • >> Alright.
  • >> I'm getting tired, I'm so confused.
  • >> Just hit no!
  • >> Skip bagging?
  • >> What are you doing?
  • >> I don't know, I just...
  • >> We're not done yet!
  • >> I was angry.
  • >> [LAUGH]
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Sorry.
  • I just got sick of it.
  • >> Finish and play.
  • Okay.
  • Why am I the only, did we pay for that?
  • >> Uh-uh.
  • >> [LAUGH]
  • >> Man!
  • I'm working really hard here, Ellen,
  • and you're just standing around. I'm really exhausted.
  • Here, take these.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> Okay, let's put the magazines here.
  • All right, who's paying?
  • I don't have any money.
  • >> Man.
  • >> You have money?
  • >> Yeah.
  • This is a lot of work!
  • >> Can you get my face on money?
  • >> No I can't.
  • >> Why not?
  • >> We don't do that, you would have to have done something grand!
  • Like Harriet Tubman.
  • >> I make the world happy every day.
  • >> You should have freed some slaves.
  • You know you're really annoying.
  • It's like taking a three-year-old to the store.
  • >> Not everyone does everything for you anymore.
  • >> Well obviously not!
  • I mean this was hard!
  • Here just take this stuff.
  • >> Thank you all.
  • I'm gonna be back, 2017.
  • I'm coming alone without Ellen.
  • >> No, I'm gonna come back with you.
  • >> [LAUGH] >> This was so much fun.
  • >> I'm not taking you anywhere, you're.
  • >> [APPLAUSE]

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To help prepare the First Lady for life after the White House, Ellen took her to CVS Pharmacy to pick up a few things.