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Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL

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Nov 02, 2019

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  • >> THESE ARE MOMMY'S CO-WORKERS. CAN YOU SAY HI?
  • >> WHAT'S UP, BUDDY, YOU'RE LOOKING FRESH.
  • >> HEY, YOU LOOK NICE. >> ALL RIGHT.
  • GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE, BUDDY. OW, TOO STRONG.
  • >> I BET YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL, RIGHT?
  • >> YEAH, AT SCHOOL. THAT SUCKS.
  • YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES TO SCHOOL? >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TALK
  • TO CHILDREN? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BAD
  • PERSON THAT YOU CAN'T? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN.
  • WITH NEW DUO LINGO FOR TALKING TO CHILDREN.
  • THE FIRST APP FOR GROWN PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO
  • KIDS BECAUSE THEIR FRIENDS ARE STARTING TO HAVE THEM.
  • PRACTICE JUST FIVE MINUTES A DAY AND YOU'LL BE A BRAT WHISPERER
  • IN NO TIME. >> VERY COOL, BUD.
  • VERY COOL, BUD. >> CHICKEN FINGERS.
  • CHICKEN FINGERS. >> I LIKE YOUR BACKPACK.
  • >> THE ONE THING YOU KNOW ABOUT TALKING TO KIDS IS YOU'RE NOT
  • ALLOWED TO CALL GIRLS PRETTY BUT THEN IT'S LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU
  • SAY?" >> YOU LOOK NOT PRETTY BUT
  • -- I MEAN, YOU'RE SMART.
  • I MEAN, YOU'RE AN ENGINEER ONE DAY.
  • >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> I GOT THIS.
  • JUST ONE SECOND, SORRY. COOL BACKPACK.
  • >> GET A BETTER SENSE OF KIDS. >> GET A BETTER SENSE OF KIDS'
  • AGES. >> IDENTIFY THE 12-YEAR-OLD.
  • CORRECT! >> PRACTICE TRADITIONAL
  • GREETING. >> I GOT YOUR NOSE!
  • >> BUILD YOUR STAMINA FOR LONG, MEANDERING, POINTLESS STORIES.
  • >> I REALLY LIKE THE PIZZA THEY HAVE TOO.
  • >> COOL! >> IN AS LITTLE AS SIX WEEKS
  • YOU'LL BE READY FOR ALL KINDS OF KINDER CONVERSATIONS LIKE
  • FRIENDS NEW BABY, THE BUS, DANCE RECITALS, CHILD FALLS ON
  • SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF YOU, PUBLIC RESTAURANTS, AIRPORT GATES, HOT
  • TUB AT VACATION RESORTS, AND CHILD WEARING BIG PINK DRESS.
  • LET'S FACE IT. KIDS ARE BAD CONVERSATIONALISTS.
  • BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. >> SO I BET YOU LIKE CHICKEN
  • FINGERS. >> HEY, HIGH FIVE.
  • TOO SLOW. >> DUO LINGO FOR TALKING TO
  • KIDS, ALSO AVAILABLE IN --

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It's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.

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