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Dunkin Donuts - SNL

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  • >>> DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF DOUGHNUTS.
  • REAL CUSTOMERS ARE TELLING YOU WHY THEIR HOLIDAYS RUN ON
  • DUNKIN. >> ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A
  • DUNKIN PEPPER MINT. >> I CAN PAY ON MY SMART PHONE
  • SO THE COFFEE IS WAITING WHEN I COME IN.
  • >> I [ BLEEP ] LOVE DUNKIN. >> WHERE ELSE CAN I GET
  • BREAKFAST AND THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER.
  • >> I'M THE MAYOR OF DUNKIN. THIS IS THE FACE OF DUNKIN
  • DONUTS HERE. >> YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN HERE.
  • >> I'M NOT, MARK. IT'S OUTSIDE.
  • >> IT'S COMING IN THROUGH THE CRACK.
  • >> I COME TO DUNKIN EVERY DAY. GRAB A DONUT, TAKE A BIG DUMP.
  • THAT'S THE ROUTINE. >> WITH DUNKIN REWARDS APP THERE
  • IS MORE REASON TO CELEBRATE THE SEASON.
  • >> YO, FREE COFFEE! I GOT THE BIG ONE.
  • I GOT A FREE COFFEE RIGHT THERE ON THE APP.
  • SHOW AND TELL OR SOMETHING? DUNKIN NUTS.
  • SHOW THAT. >> TIS THE SEASON FOR HOLIDAY
  • DRINKS LIKE -- >> NEVER MIND THAT.
  • INTERVIEW MY BUDDY DEWEY. TELL THEM YOUR FAVORITE DONUT.
  • >> I DON'T WANT TO BE IN IT. >> TELL THEM HOW YOU LIKE THE
  • VANILLA NUT TAPS. >> WHAT?
  • >> THE VANILLA NUT TAPS. >> CUT YOUR NAILS, FOR GOD'S
  • SAKE. >> I COULDN'T BREATHE, DONNY.
  • >> OH, YEAH? GO OUTSIDE.
  • >> BEST PART OF MY DAY IS WHEN I'M AT DUNKIN.
  • DO YOU THINK THAT'S SAD? >> YES, VERY.
  • >> REAL CUSTOMERS KNOW THE HOLIDAYS RUN ON DUNKIN.
  • >> GO BACK TO STARBUCKS. ♪♪♪
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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Meet Donny (Casey Affleck), a real Dunkin Donuts customer.

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