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Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson Teaches Stephen How To Beef

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  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW!
  • MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING RAPPER,
  • ACTOR AND ENTREPRENEUR WHO HAS SOLD OVER 30 MILLION ALBUMS.
  • PLEASE WELCOME CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
  • >> Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU.
  • HAPPY TO BE HERE.
  • >> Stephen: HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
  • HELP ME OUT WITH SOMETHING HERE.
  • I HOPE YOU WILL BE PATIENT WITH ME BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT
  • COOL ON ALL.
  • SO I CAN'T CALL YOU FITTY.
  • WOULDN'T BE PROPER, BUT IF I CALL YOU 50 CENT, I'M GOING TO
  • SEEM WAY TOO SQUARE.
  • SO I'M THINKING MAYBE "HALF-DOLLAR JACKSON."
  • >> THAT'S JUST FOR ME AND YOU, STEPHEN.
  • >> Stephen: MR. HALF-DOLLAR JACKSON OVER THERE.
  • >> SHARON OSBOURNE GAVE ME THAT NICKNAME, FITTY CENT.
  • >> Stephen: SHE GAVE YOU FITY?
  • AID, IT'S 50-CENT.
  • SHE SAID FITY CENT, AN IT'S BEEN THAT EVER SINCE.
  • >> Stephen: YOUR NAME IS THAT BECAUSE OF AN ENGLISH ACCENT?
  • >> FITTY CENT.
  • >> Stephen: WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
  • >> SO THEY SAY, ARE YOU FITTY CENT?
  • I'M, LIKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
  • >> Stephen: SO MOVIE, "DEN OF THIEVES," YOU'RE CURTIS IN THIS,
  • RIGHT?
  • >> YEAH, I PUT CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON, SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T
  • EXPECT WHAT THEY EXPECT FROM ME AS A MUSICAL ARTIST.
  • >> Stephen: IS THERE DIFFERENCE IN THE PERSONALITY
  • BETWEEN CURTIS JACKSON AND YOUR PERSONA AS 50 CENT?
  • >> WELL, CURTIS JACKSON IS MY GRANDMOTHER'S BABY.
  • THAT'S WHEN I CLEAN UP.
  • >> Stephen: CAN YOU SHOW ME?
  • HERE'S CURTIS.
  • >> AND HERE'S 50.
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S DONE.
  • THAT'S AN ARTIST.
  • YOU'RE AN ARTIST WITH THAT FACE OF YOURS.
  • THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
  • LISTEN, IT'S THE FIRST TIME MEETING YOU, BUT, LIKE, THERE IS
  • SO MUCH TO KNOW ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE.
  • YOU HAVE MUSIC, TV, MOVIES, ENDORSEMENTS AND OBVIOUSLY YOUR
  • FIRST ALBUM, GET RICH AND DIE TRYING, SOLD 1 MILLION COPIES,
  • FIVE STUDIO ALBUMS, GOT A GRAMMY.
  • YOU'RE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND STAR OF THE TV SERIES POWER.
  • E.P. AND HOST OF COMEDY SERIES AND INVESTED IN VITAMIN WATER TO
  • CASPER MATTRESSES.
  • HERE'S THE THING, THAT SUIT AND YOUR RESUME TELLS ME YOU'RE A
  • TYCOON.
  • >> THIS IS THE CASPER MATTRESS DOING GOOD SUIT.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.
  • HEY, THEY'RE ADVERTISING A LOT OF PODCASTS, CASPER MATTRESS.
  • TRUMP IS ALSO FROM QUEENS.
  • >> I FELT FUNNY WHEN YOU SAID THAT.
  • >> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE TWO TYCOONS, TWO GUYS MADE GOOD FROM
  • QUEENS.
  • IS HE LIKE YOUR FRIENDS YOU KNEW IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
  • >> I DIDN'T KNOW -- SO MANY NEW THINGS HAVE COME OUT ABOUT
  • DONALD SINCE HE'S BEEN THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA.
  • >> Stephen: WE'VE LEARNED A LOT.
  • >> TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S BY ACCIDENT.
  • WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS BY ACCIDENT, YOU'RE NOT PREPARED
  • FOR IT.
  • I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO GET A GREAT RENEGOTIATION FOR "THE
  • APPRENTICE."
  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Stephen: SO HE JUST WANTED
  • TO GO BACK TO NBC AND SAY -- >> HE WANTED TO LOSE THE
  • PRESIDENCY, HE DIDN'T WANT THE JOB.
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT THE BOOK SAYS.
  • >> YEAH, THEN WHEN YOU WIN YOU'RE, LIKE, WHAT THE (BLEEP)?
  • SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TO BE THE PRESIDENT?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
  • YEAH, MAN.
  • >> Stephen: YEAH, THAT WAS MY REACTION, TOO.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> HE DOES THINGS AND I
  • RECOGNIZE THE THINGS WHY HE'S DOING THEM.
  • >> Stephen: RECOGNIZE WHAT?
  • RECENTLY HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE I GOT A BIGGER --
  • YOU KNOW, I GOT A BIGGER -- >> Stephen: BUTTON.
  • -- YEAH, NUCLEAR BUTTON.
  • THAT'S, LIKE, STUFF YOU DO IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
  • LIKE, IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE
  • LIKE, YOU WANT A PROBLEM?
  • NO PROBLEM.
  • HE'S BLUFFING.
  • THAT'S HOW YOU BLUFF.
  • BUT YOU DON'T BLUFF WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD!
  • WHAT THE (BLEEP)!
  • YOU DON'T DO THAT!
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING.
  • >> YEAH, YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: YES.
  • YOU DON'T WANT THAT SMOKE.
  • WE DON'T WANT THAT SMOKE!
  • , LIKE, NONE OF US!
  • WE DON'T WANT THAT TO TAKE PLACE!
  • BUT HE'S, LIKE, I GOT A BIGGER NUCLEAR BUTTON THAN YOU!
  • THAT'S LIKE SAYING I GOT A BIGGER JOHNSON THAN YOURS.
  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN SAY JOHNSON ON CBS.
  • CAN WE SAY JOHNSON?
  • SURE, WHY NOT.
  • >> THAT WAS THE CLEANEST VERSION OF IT I HAD.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU.
  • YOUR GRANDMOTHER WOULD BE PROUD.
  • >> SHE WOULD.
  • >> Stephen: NOW, LET'S SEE, MUCH LIKE THE PRESIDENT, YOU ARE
  • KNOWN FOR HAVING BEEFS WITH PEOPLE, OKAY.
  • >> BEEF IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY, HOW IS A BEEF A GOOD THING?
  • BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO OVER, LIKE, BAD HISTORY WITH YOU, BUT
  • YOU WERE SHOT NINE TIMES.
  • >> YEAH, THAT WASN'T GOOD.
  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS NOT GOOD.
  • BEEF IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • YOU NEED TO HAVE EVEN, LIKE, POSITIVE COMPETITION.
  • LIKE, WHO'S IN YOUR TIME SLOT?
  • >> Stephen: IT'S ME, JIMMY FALLON, JIMMY KIMMEL, BOBBY
  • FLAY.
  • I DON'T KNOW.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T WANT FALO FALLON TO POP
  • IN MY AS.
  • >> HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT.
  • >> Stephen: HE'S TOO NICE.
  • THEY HAVE DIFFERENT STRONG POINTS IN DIFFERENT AREAS.
  • >> Stephen: OH, SURE.
  • WHEN THEY'RE REALLY TALENTED GUYS WATCHING THEM, YOU GO, MAN,
  • (BLEEP) JIMMY KIMMEL.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S HIM, NOT
  • ME.
  • I LOVE YOU, JIMMY.
  • THAT'S HIM SAYING.
  • IT SAY IT AGAIN.
  • >> I DID HIS FIRST SHOW!
  • I DID HIS FIRST SHOW.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
  • >> Jon: HEY!
  • HA!
  • >> ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NUMBER ONE IN THE TIME SLOT.
  • >> Stephen: A LOT OF PRESSURE.
  • YOU HAVE TO CREATE COMPETITION SO YOU STAY ON YOUR
  • GAME.
  • >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHO THE NUMBER ONE GUY IS IN LATE
  • NIGHT RIGHT NOW?
  • >> IT'S YOU.
  • THAT'S RIGHT.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
  • I PAY ATTENTION TO THE RATINGS!
  • YOU KNOW I KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: I GOT TO GET ME A BETTER SUIT.
  • >> WHAT WAS THE OTHER GUY'S NAME, THOUGH?
  • >> Stephen: BOBBY FLAY OVER AT THE FOOD NETWORK.
  • >> LOOK, BOBBY FLAY IS ON THE FOOD NETWORK.
  • PERFECT VICTIM.
  • >> Stephen: PERFECT VICTIM?
  • FOOD NETWORK, CBS.
  • WE GOT WAY MORE MONEY AT CBS.
  • >> Stephen: BUT HE'S GOT FLAME AND KNIVES.
  • >> (BLEEP) BOBBY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: LET ME TRY IT NOW.
  • SAY IT.
  • >> (BLEEP) BOBBY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
  • WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MAN?
  • NOW, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BOBBY?
  • WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BOBBY?
  • EVERYBODY WATCHING.
  • >> Stephen: NAT FELT GOOD.
  • THAT WASN'T EASY.
  • YOU'VE GOT TO BUILD THAT MUSCLE.
  • >> SO YOU'RE COMING FROM THE NUMBER ONE SLOT.
  • SO YOU'RE REALLY GOING LIKE, (BLEEP), BOBBY.
  • STAY DOWN THERE, (BLEEP).
  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
  • >> Stephen: SEE, THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THIS IN SCHOOL.
  • >> YEAH, BUT IT'S THINGS YOU PICK UP ALONG THE WAY, YOU KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: NOW, OF ALL THE THINGS YOU DO, BE BEEF LIKE
  • NOBODY ELSE, NOW YOU'RE IN THIS MOVIE "DEN OF THIEVES" WITH
  • GERARD BUTLER.
  • >> YEAH, YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • SPEAKING OF BEEF, WHO'S BEEF ARE YOU IN, IN THIS?
  • >> I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH GERARD BUTLER WE WERE GOING TO GET, THE
  • GERARD BUTLER FROM "300" WHERE HE'S ALL THE WAY TOPPED UP, OR
  • THE SOFT AND CUDDLY GERARD BUTLER, LIKE THAT GUY, YOU KNOW.
  • >> Stephen: THE ROMCOM.
  • HE CAME SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • O, COOL, I FEEL LIKE MY SEXY IS SAFE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.
  • CAN YOU EXPLAIN?
  • I THINK IT'S YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER.
  • >> I HAVE FIVE KIDS IN THE FILM IN THIS CLIP.
  • ANY 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER IS GETTING READY TO GO ON HER SWEET
  • 16.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY, JIM.
  • LET ME HAVE HER FOR A SECOND.
  • I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
  • >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?
  • WE'RE JUST GOING TO TALK.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> SO THIS IS WHAT'S UP.
  • FOR THE PAST 16 YEARS, MY DAUGHTER'S SAFETY AND PROTECTION
  • HAS BEEN MY RESPONSIBILITY AND MY RESPONSIBILITY ONLY.
  • NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, I SEE I'VE GOT TO HAND YOU
  • THAT RESPONSIBILITY.
  • DON'T (BLEEP) UP.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: "DEN OF THIEVES"
  • IS IN THEATERS JANUARY 19th.
  • CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON!
  • HALF-DOLLAR JACKSON, EVERYBODY!
  • BACK WITH RACHEL BROSNAHAN!

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'Den of Thieves' star Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson tries to reignite the late-night wars with a crash course in talking smack.

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