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Could You Pick A Date After Snooping Around Their Room? | Hot Property Full Episode: Belfast

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  • Dress sense, is that big for you?
  • Yeah, just as long as it looks nice...
  • Yeah, man, I am gassed!
  • This is Amber, and I'm going to help her find some love.
  • So, talk to me, like, when was your last relationship?
  • Why are you on the show?
  • Well, my last relationship, he cheated on me. Oh, wow.
  • Welcome to the club. Thanks.
  • It's not even a cool club to be in, I can't lie!
  • Have you been cheated on before?
  • Yeah.
  • Cut a long story short, I just got to my girl's house,
  • as I was going up the stairs, I heard sexual noises,
  • opened the door...
  • ..and yeah, my girl's getting whacked out!
  • I laugh now, but at the time... What did you do?
  • I just...
  • I just stood there and cried, still, then ran out.
  • Did you know the boy?
  • Shit, yes.
  • It's not funny.
  • And then I ran, yeah?
  • All the way from Catford to Bromley, like, I jogged.
  • Just cos I was crying all the way home.
  • Like, I don't know if you know that distance...
  • I don't know the distance. ..but from Catford to Bromley,
  • we're talking, that's a 30 minute run, at the age of 16 years old.
  • SOBBING IN THE BACKGROUND
  • HE LAUGHS
  • On this phone right here,
  • we have four images that represent four different men. OK.
  • Based on these pictures, you need to get rid of one
  • and the last three, we will be going into their rooms
  • and investigating everything.
  • OK? OK. So, this is picture number one.
  • That's all I was worried about. HE LAUGHS
  • We've got some barbering equipment,
  • a razor, we've got some clippers.
  • A boy that I used to see, he owned a barber shop
  • and he was a fucking prick. So... SHE LAUGHS
  • ..I've a bit of a bad... Imagine this is the same one.
  • Did you ever go in his room, by any chance? Yeah, I...
  • If this is the same guy that she used to chat to,
  • then this is going to be mad.
  • All right, we need to give this one a nickname here.
  • What are we going to give him a nickname? Mr what?
  • Snippy. Mr Snippy.
  • We've got, er, my adopted monkey.
  • Oh, OK. So, I'm guessing he pays monthly or some sort
  • to adopt a monkey.
  • Monkeys rip people's faces off.
  • HE LAUGHS
  • Have you not seen it? I've seen documentaries about it.
  • What, you can't see no positive in this picture? I don't like it.
  • THEY LAUGH
  • She's going to be hard to please, you know.
  • Mr...
  • Underwhelmed.
  • Underwhelmed.
  • I like this one. Oh, my God, this has gone left.
  • It shows that he's good craic.
  • Also, there's Echo Falls there and I love Echo Falls.
  • THEY LAUGH
  • So what are we calling him? Mr Craic.
  • Mr Craic... HE LAUGHS
  • Last but not least, we've got... Is that a whiteboard?
  • I like that one, yeah. You would go clubbing up there in Belfast.
  • Plus, I used to have a boxer, so yeah.
  • What are we calling him?
  • Mr Festival? Mr Festival.
  • All right, cool.
  • So, who are you going to get rid of and why, Amber?
  • Oh, I feel so bad.
  • Right. Shit.
  • I think, after looking at all the pictures again,
  • I think Mr Underwhelmed is out.
  • Mr Underwhelmed is gone.
  • We are down to three.
  • Let's get snooping!
  • Come, let's go, Amber.
  • So, here we are. Give me your hands.
  • So, please take off the blindfold
  • in three, two, one.
  • LAUGHING: Why are you having that face?
  • Give me a word to describe...
  • ..the room. It's, like, cluttery.
  • It feels like everything's pushed together... Good word.
  • ..it's giving me anxiety.
  • Like, there's a plate here, it's dirty.
  • SHE GASPS Ah...
  • So whose room is it? Mr Festival. Mr Festival.
  • I just feel like this wardrobe tells me he's a fun person.
  • Look how many, like, concerts he's been to as well.
  • Bill Burr, he would be one of my favourite comedians,
  • as well as Frankie Boyle,
  • and even The Human League, absolutely love them.
  • Let's go through here.
  • His boxers? Oh, bro, you've got to throw them away, though, man.
  • Hold on.
  • Whoa, like, that's been washed over at least 10,000 times, brother.
  • Dress sense, is that big for you?
  • Yeah, just as long as it looks nice...
  • Oh, my days!
  • Wow! You've seen it, innit, babes? I seen that.
  • So what do we do now?
  • I've never seen these in person, you know.
  • Wow.
  • There's dust on it. It's dirty, man.
  • Ain't you meant to put this in hot water?
  • I know... Boil that, man.
  • Shit.
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah, let's put that... Why am I still holding it?
  • You lot must be sitting there thinking...
  • You didn't even say nothing.
  • Wait, is that Jesus up there?
  • Please don't offend me.
  • Pornhub.
  • Pornhub.
  • Do you watch porn?
  • HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
  • Oh, I've just touched it.
  • Man's got two pairs of panties, babes.
  • What if they're his?
  • No, that's not his.
  • Nah, that can't be his.
  • OK.
  • Come through here.
  • Please take off the blindfold
  • in three, two, one.
  • This is so nice. Yeah.
  • There's the clue, it's Mr Snippy.
  • HE IMITATES AMBER'S ACCENT: Oh, Mr Snippy.
  • HE LAUGHS I love the way she says it.
  • It's Mr Snippy, it is indeed.
  • I reckon we should start with the one thing
  • that is important to you...
  • Shoes. ..crep check. Yeah?
  • These are nice.
  • They're really nice.
  • They're really nice, I really like those.
  • He's got the little Balenci socks as well.
  • Yo, I like this guy, you know, he's got style.
  • WHISPERING: Oh, my God. SHE LAUGHS
  • What is that?
  • A therapeutic... Cos I'm... ..gel eye mask.
  • Nah, man, I rate him.
  • LAUGHTER
  • What you laughing at me for? Both of you, what's wrong with me?
  • He drives, look! "You passed, hooray, yippee!"
  • Aye, it might be exam results. No, no, no, it's definitely a car.
  • You don't really...
  • Is it important for you to have a babes that drives?
  • Yeah. It's important?
  • I wouldn't go with someone that didn't drive.
  • Now, watch this. Watch this, now, yeah?
  • Do you drive?
  • SHE LAUGHS No.
  • Oh, my...
  • I'll come out this room now.
  • You see what gal are like?
  • Oh! So you see? Oh, I can't.
  • No. HE LAUGHS
  • No!
  • She seen the Range keys and she went mad.
  • Oh, my days.
  • What... You like... Look, biting lips, everything, nah.
  • So you're happy, yeah? It's a nice car. It's a nice car.
  • THEY LAUGH
  • Look at the smile on her face.
  • Mm...
  • There's a little jar covered in hearts that says, "With love."
  • Can it... Does it open?
  • You read one little letter, I read one little letter.
  • "Happy second Valentine's, best friend.
  • "31/10/16."
  • Should he still have this...? Wait.
  • SHE LAUGHS Wait...
  • No, no, no, no, wait, are you telling me you know this guy?
  • No, no, I don't. Oh, thank God.
  • This is from two years ago. Yeah.
  • Why would you keep that?
  • OK, Amber, if you'd like to follow me.
  • Please, take off the blindfold
  • in three, two, one.
  • SHE GASPS I have that bed sheet.
  • No, you don't. SHE LAUGHS
  • OK, so, what do we think so far?
  • First impressions.
  • It smells nice, and it looks very clean.
  • Look how a man's living and you want to tell me about clean, Amber.
  • Nah, you said clean. AMBER LAUGHS
  • I didn't see that.
  • Let's start over here.
  • I feel like this is our clue, in terms of who this is.
  • I think it's Mr Craic. Mr Craic.
  • See what you got in here, mate.
  • Blind date now.
  • Like, "All right, Amber? Nice to meet you."
  • Is this nice?
  • HE LAUGHS
  • You know when someone tries to be polite? She went...
  • HE LAUGHS You're so funny.
  • Aye, but this is all, like, protein stuff.
  • So he obviously goes to the gym.
  • Like that.
  • Fat loss. Oh, so he...
  • Like, he really... I think he's very into his fitness.
  • Yeah, and he puts his weight here, and then puts what he's drunk.
  • Week three, how much he weighed on week four.
  • He wouldn't have any time for me.
  • What's in here?
  • Like, look at the boots.
  • The amount of juice that has been spilt on those boots.
  • That is mad.
  • Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
  • No, no. Eww...
  • It smells...
  • We're getting ill in here.
  • I'm going to get ill.
  • I'm going to get ill in here.
  • Come and look at man's tea towel.
  • Oh, shit.
  • Oh, my God.
  • SHE LAUGHS Take a look in there.
  • Oh, no!
  • That's blue mould.
  • That is fucking stinking.
  • So, what, if I've got a soup and I want to serve up my soup,
  • I've got to try and wash that before I use it?
  • Ah!
  • SHE WRETCHES
  • What sort of guy do you think this is, Amber?
  • Just a dirty... Someone that...
  • Like, he can care about the gym all he wants but...
  • ..when you live like this, this is absolute filth.
  • Sit on the sofa, guys.
  • No. You're taking the piss, man.
  • Go on, get on the sofa. Nah, man, stop telling man what to do, bruv.
  • I'm not sitting on the sofa. Go and sit...
  • Man said, "Go and sit on the sofa."
  • Look at the stain! He must be... He can tell...
  • You can't tell man what to do, bro.
  • Fuck off. Amber, you sit on it, take one for the team.
  • I'm not fucking sitting on that. Just take one for the team.
  • No, I'm not sitting on it. You sit on it. No, I'm not...
  • I can't... I've got that thing anyway, with my hamstrings,
  • where if I bend them too much, it... The thing happens.
  • AMBER WRETCHES
  • No. Can we go?
  • I need to leave this place right... Yeah, man, my body feels funny,
  • like, my body's just moving.
  • I don't even know... And this ain't even dancing, like,
  • you know when there's, like... I feel like there's stuff on me.
  • Chemicals...
  • ..little bacterias, I'm out of here.
  • It's time for Amber to make a...? Decision. Yes.
  • Who is it going to be?
  • Are you going to get rid of Mr Snippy...
  • ..Mr Craic...
  • ..or Mr Festival?
  • I think I know. Quick, man, cos it's cold.
  • I can't... It's freezing out here.
  • I'm going to get rid of...
  • ..Mr Festival.
  • Mr Festival.
  • You are go-o-o-one!
  • Are you ready to see what Mr Festival looks like?
  • Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
  • Please, may I have the phone, so I can show this rejection video?
  • OK, you ready?
  • Hi, my name's Matt, um, I'm sorry you didn't like my room.
  • But if your date ends up being shit craic, you know where I live.
  • What's he said? Check craic? What's all that about?
  • He said, "If your date's shit craic, you know where I live."
  • What? He's...
  • He's sad that I didn't pick him
  • but, if my date is shit crack, then that means that I know
  • where he lives, so I can come to his house after.
  • "If D is shit craic?" What... I don't...
  • If the date's shit craic. If it's not good.
  • Oh, but you've got to remember, I told you,
  • you've got to break stuff down for me.
  • OK, so, how are you feeling? Do you find him attractive?
  • Or are you happy with your decision still?
  • I'm happy with my decision still. Wow.
  • Is he not... What's wrong with him?
  • He is not my type at all.
  • I like his, like, confidence, though.
  • His confidence is good but, no, he's not my type.
  • Mr Festival, you are gone.
  • We're going to meet some friends.
  • Let's go. You excited? Yeah. HE LAUGHS
  • I love this bit, this is where it gets tense.
  • Now, Amber has prepared some questions to ask Mr Craic's
  • potential friends, cousins, sister - we don't know who we're meeting yet.
  • All I know is that, Amber, you need to make sure
  • you have certified questions.
  • Do you have those certified questions? Yes.
  • I'm excited.
  • I'm going to chew their arse out,
  • because I need to get to the bottom... Huh? You eat arse?
  • Going to chew his arse out.
  • No... SHE LAUGHS
  • What do you mean? I'm going to rip him to shreds.
  • Mr Craic's friends, can you please make your way into the room?
  • Yes. Go on, take a seat here, please, brother, take a seat.
  • How's it going?
  • Come on, I've got the chair.
  • Aw, it's not that bad.
  • We're actually clean, just the house isn't.
  • This is mad, bro.
  • Ah, classic student house, like.
  • "Classic student house." No, no, no, not a classic student house.
  • I've been in a lot of student houses, and...
  • Yous are disgusting, and this needs cleaned, instantly.
  • This is fucking disgusting.
  • What the fuck are these? LAUGHTER
  • No! Them trainers are dead!
  • They're not even...
  • Was he in The Hatfield with these or what?
  • Probably, like... Why would he still have...
  • Why are these not in the bin? Those shoes are too shit.
  • That's my question - why are these not in the bin?
  • All they need is a good wash, like. A good wash?!
  • They need burned.
  • Is he good-looking? Aye, he's a good lad,
  • he's a good-looking lad.
  • So what would you score my man out of ten?
  • Aw, he's... He's ten.
  • Easy ten, easy ten.
  • You see, Tom, Tom is the friend that everybody needs
  • in this life. Key wing man, like.
  • What a friend Tom is, you know.
  • What would you score Amber?
  • I'd give her a ten as well, like. Ten, yeah? Aye. That's nice.
  • You touched me now. Oh, shit!
  • This has gone left!
  • She just touched him, "Are you single?"
  • Yeah, she might meet Mr Craic and not like him,
  • so she's got a reserve now, Tom.
  • You get me? Nah... Come on, Amber, any more questions?
  • Nah, I'm going steady. No, that's grand.
  • No, wait, are you? Are you single? No, I'm going steady. Oh.
  • Fuck. THEY LAUGH
  • What would you say was the worst thing about you?
  • I'm probably just a bit of a dick.
  • I'm very harsh. I'm quite a harsh person, like,
  • I don't beat around the bush, which I think offends a lot of people.
  • So I feel like I talk my mind too much, is that a bad trait?
  • Give us an example, maybe.
  • Like, when you walked in here, I didn't pull any punches,
  • I said this place is fucking disgusting.
  • Which could have offended you. It's not that bad, like.
  • Could have offended you. Man said it's not that bad.
  • Hold on, let me grab something for you lot.
  • Oh... Oh, stop. Man's just got egg shell in the corner.
  • HE LAUGHS
  • That's part of the game. It's such a mess.
  • HE LAUGHS
  • So, ladies and gentlemen, the time is now up.
  • You asked some questions, Tom has answered.
  • Tom has asked some questions, and you have...? Answered.
  • So that means we are over and out!
  • Why the fuck did you clap?
  • We are going to be meeting someone connected to Mr...?
  • Snippy. Mr Snippy. So, it could either be a friend,
  • a family member, who knows?
  • Question is - do you have your questions prepared?
  • I do. Yeah?
  • Can Mr Snippy's mate please make your way into the room?
  • Hey. Hiya, please take a seat. Ah, thank you. Please take a seat.
  • AMBER AND MONA: Hi. How are you? I'm grand, yourself?
  • Pleased to meet you, yes, really good, thank you, yeah.
  • Lovely to meet you. Oh, you too.
  • What's your name? Mona. Mona. Yeah. Filly, lovely to meet you.
  • So, Amber when you're ready, please fire away, your first question.
  • I'm assuming, does he do barbering as a full-time...?
  • RAZOR BUZZES THEY LAUGH
  • She's a joker! She didn't mean to do that.
  • That was an accident, innit? I knew it was, you jumped.
  • I didn't mean to, it's fine.
  • Would he do barbering, like, full-time? Yes. Yeah?
  • Yes, he does barbering, yeah. So would he be in, like, a shop?
  • Yes, he's got a shop.
  • Oh, has he got a shop and all? Yes, mm-hm. Oh!
  • Eyes spread out when she heard he's got a shop, you know?
  • Yeah, it's his business, yeah.
  • Um, so, when we were up there,
  • I found, like, a wee love jar.
  • If I could get it... Oh.
  • This wee one here. Yeah.
  • And it had, like, the wee notes in it. Yeah.
  • Who's CLUCKING? Robbie's ex-girlfriend.
  • How long were they together?
  • They were together two years. Two years? Yeah.
  • And when did that end? Um, about eight, nine months ago.
  • Cos I was kind of like, "Oh, why does he still have this
  • "in his room?" Do you know, he didn't realise.
  • It feels weird meeting you before meeting him as well.
  • Oh, does it really?
  • I don't know whether he looks like me or not, you know?
  • Aye. Yeah, he's... Yeah, yeah. Don't want to give it away.
  • Well, if he does, you're winning, cos you look fantastic.
  • Ah! Calling me Phil! Nickname!
  • Do you have any questions for Amber?
  • Were you in a relationship? A long relationship, or...?
  • Um, I was with someone and he cheated on me... Oh, dear.
  • ..and I saw him cheat on me. Oh, dear.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Amber has asked Mona some questions,
  • Mona has asked Amber some questions, they both answered.
  • So now, that means we are over and out!
  • All the rooms have been snooped,
  • the friends and families have been questioned,
  • it's time for Amber to make a...? Decision.
  • Exactly that. Mr Craic's friend was called Tom.
  • He was almost too good at answering.
  • Like, he seems like he would be the type of friend to lie to you.
  • LAUGHING: Yeah.
  • Mona. Mona was Mr Snippy's mum.
  • When she came out, just...
  • Dropped, just straight into perfect daughter mode.
  • LAUGHING: I see, I see.
  • Like, yes, I have never done anything in my life.
  • I am perfect.
  • You need to make a decision.
  • What's it going to be?
  • Who are you going to get rid of and why?
  • I don't know.
  • Oh, this is so hard.
  • I know who I'm going to pick,
  • and who I want to go on a date with is...
  • ..Mr Craic.
  • You want to go on a date with Mr Craic? Yeah.
  • So you're getting rid of Mr Snippy?! Yeah.
  • I just feel like me and Mr Craic have so...
  • Like, we'd have more in common with each other
  • and we'd get along a lot better.
  • I thought the show was called Hot Property, though?
  • That man's room is disgusting.
  • His whole set-up is dirt.
  • I'm going to clean it. I'll clean it.
  • OK, Amber has made a decision.
  • Please may I have the production phone
  • so I can show the rejection video?
  • Hey, it's Robbie. I heard you didn't pick me for your date.
  • Wrong choice. But anyway, good luck.
  • Ah, what? He seems like a guy.
  • Oh, she don't feel him. I'm happy with my decision.
  • Definitely.
  • We are going on a date with...? Mr Craic!
  • And Filly will be joining Amber, if that's all right with you?
  • Yes. Come on, I've been here from day dot,
  • so it's only right I'm there at the end.
  • Come, let's go, man.
  • The time has come for Amber to go on her first-ever blind date.
  • Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, you don't like him. OK.
  • What happens then? I get out of there.
  • So, how long would you need to know whether you feel him or not?
  • Er, usually the first five minutes. First five minutes?
  • All right, cool. So I'm going to be checking my watch,
  • if in five minutes you're still in there, I know it's going well.
  • And if after five minutes, you've come out, then it's gone...?
  • Bad.
  • Yeah, well, I normally say left... Like, left is my... Left?
  • Yeah, left is like my little...
  • Anyway, let's just go on the date, man, come.
  • Hi! Nice to meet you. You too.
  • I've got you wine.
  • My favourite.
  • What's your name? Amber?
  • Amber. Yeah. Jamie. Jamie. Nice to meet you.
  • You as well.
  • Why is there spoons here?
  • I've got... I've got a set meal planned for us.
  • Right, Amber is in there now.
  • It's been two minutes and a half.
  • She ain't come out of the building yet, so I'm guessing,
  • so far, so good.
  • Has that bowl been cleaned, but? Yeah, of course it has.
  • Right, I am trying this,
  • and I swear to God, if I don't like it, I'm not eating it.
  • You're... This is nice!
  • It is actually very nice!
  • It's not the worst thing I've ever tasted! She actually enjoys it!
  • OK, look, time's up.
  • She has to be feeling him.
  • I'm going to go in there and see what's going on.
  • So when was your last relationship? Like, why are you single?
  • I've actually never been in a relationship.
  • I'm just picky, like. See. Yeah, no, I get that. I would be the same.
  • Yeah...
  • SPRAYING
  • Yeah!
  • That was right in my face.
  • So you're telling me it's date day,
  • and you can't even bother cleaning up!
  • Oh, my God.
  • This is a mess.
  • I wouldn't even let my worst enemy shit on the floor.
  • Cool, let's play some games. Who's ready for some games?
  • Yeah. Yeah.
  • Make it happen. Bring through the beer pong!
  • Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise
  • for your host for the evening -
  • Yung Filly!
  • Our contestants will be playing beer pong. On the right-hand side,
  • we have, straight from Northern Ireland, Belfast,
  • make some noise for...
  • On the left-hand side, we have the
  • lovely girl Amber that looks like the other blonde bird,
  • from Game Of Thrones, what's her name?
  • Let me know. Make some noise for Amber!
  • OK. How the game is going to work -
  • they both have a chance to throw the ball in the cup.
  • If they miss, then they have to do a dare.
  • And if they get it in the cup, then they need to tell the... Truth?
  • Yes.
  • OK....
  • Oh, he missed.
  • When was the last time you slept with someone?
  • Well...? Erm...two weeks ago.
  • All right, that's not that bad, yeah, that's fine.
  • I'm just going to throw one out the back.
  • Amber, what is your favourite sex position?
  • My granny is going to see this.
  • Don't worry about Granny, Granny is good to go.
  • Doggy. Waa!
  • That counts.
  • I dare you, Amber, to go and lick a plate off the... No!
  • Fuck off!
  • Fuck right off! I'm not doing that! Will you lick the plate for her?
  • Aye... Is that a stain, or mould, what is that?
  • Can you see it?
  • I don't know. Disgusting.
  • That's child abuse. You're not a child!
  • FILLY SHRIEKS
  • That's fucking vile. That's vile!
  • I'm definitely better craic than you! Fuck off!
  • Now it's too far gone to clean.
  • If you just took one day, I think you would be able to get
  • it done. Time's scarce.
  • I actually don't know who I'm clapping. For taking part.
  • This is where it gets cruel, yeah. I'm going to allow...
  • This is the serious bit of the whole show now. You get me?
  • So you both have my number on your phone.
  • This is going to be very straightforward.
  • You both need to text me,
  • yes or no, as to whether you want to see each other again.
  • It's as simple as that.
  • All right? So please take out your phones
  • and send me that magical text.
  • Mine's not delivering. Right, well, you work it out or you'd best call
  • your provider and just pay the bill now.
  • I don't know what you're going to do, bro,
  • but I need a text here. It's not working.
  • Not on the phone... Hold on...
  • PING
  • OK, it's come through.
  • Yeah.
  • The texts are in.
  • And I can confirm...
  • ..hmm...
  • I don't...
  • HE SHRIEKS
  • I can confirm...they both said yes!
  • Come on! Let's end with a little kiss, then, a little peck.
  • Yeah, look, he's ready!
  • Did you see that?! When I said a peck, his whole body changed.
  • He went...
  • He came alive. Amber's shying away, he's opened up.
  • Well, I...
  • You might not want me to be here for the kiss,
  • I'll leave the room...
  • Fuck it, come here.

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You can watch the full series on the BBC Three iPlayer page: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p0787868/hot-property

Amber is on the lookout for some good craic from a Belfast boy, but Yung Filly is worried she might have history with one of the suitors when he turns out to have something in common with an ex. Things get emotional when Filly relives his teenage heartbreak.

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