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Cotton Candy Taste Test

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  • - Wouldn't it be dandy to eat some weird cotton candy?
  • - Let's talk about that.
  • Good Mythical Morning.
  • - It is a good one Rhett.
  • I'm glad you're here.
  • - I'm glad I'm here too.
  • - I can do it without you but I don't pray.
  • Today, we're gonna be exploring a brand new
  • Christmas fashion trend for men,
  • so buckle up for that.
  • We're gonna be reading some YouTuber tweets
  • and trying to speed eat a watermelon like they do on Reddit.
  • - But first, today is cotton candy day.
  • That glorious day when cotton candy Randy
  • sneaks in through your doggy door to whisper
  • his sugary sweet nothings in your ear while you sleep.
  • - Cotton candy Randy, that happens?
  • - You don't remember that from when we were kids.
  • - No.
  • - Maybe he just came to my house.
  • - No.
  • Okay, well to celebrate we wanted to see
  • if we can identify a bunch of different cotton candy flavors
  • by our flavor tasters alone.
  • - Yes.
  • - It's time to play can we guess what cotton candy
  • is in our sticky handy?
  • As you can see we can't.
  • - Okay, we are gonna be brought a thing of cotton candy.
  • Yes, that is the official unit of measurement
  • for cotton candy and bacon rings.
  • It will brought to us on the patent pending
  • cotton candy swab.
  • We will taste it and then whoever gets more right
  • is the winner.
  • - Yeah, after three, two, one count we each have to say
  • what we think it is that we are tasting in cotton candy form
  • and the loser is gonna be visited by cotton candy Randy,
  • even though I still don't believe that's a thing.
  • - Oh, he's real.
  • Okay, let's bring in the first cotton candy thing.
  • There it is.
  • - It's so fluffy.
  • This is like the least dangerous interaction
  • we've had while blindfolded.
  • - [Rhett] Smell it.
  • Let him smell it first.
  • - Wow, it's hard to tell if it's ...
  • Well, it's sweet because it's cotton candy
  • but now I can't tell if the flavoring--
  • - No, it's savory.
  • - Is like a savory flavor on top of it.
  • - Well I'll give you a clue it's definitely a savory flavor.
  • - Oh gosh.
  • - [Man] Sorry, sorry.
  • - Don't jab it in my mouth.
  • Let me do it.
  • - Can I have it again?
  • - I can get lost in this.
  • - There is a savoriness to it.
  • Boy, I never celebrated cotton candy day before.
  • - I don't know I feel pretty strong about what this is
  • but I may be wrong.
  • - [Woman] You ready to guess?
  • - Yep.
  • - [Woman] Three, two, one.
  • - Parmesan cheese.
  • - Maple.
  • I think it is sweet.
  • Maple syrup.
  • - [Woman] It was butter.
  • - Oh.
  • Oh yeah.
  • - Swab me.
  • - It's in my ...
  • Oh.
  • My favorite part is this.
  • It's like somebody with a big fluffy sweater is.
  • I'm like on a subway and--
  • - Oh, I know what this is.
  • - I'm like a short person on a subway.
  • I've never had that sensation.
  • I'm just like in the back of somebody's sweater.
  • I'm like oh they got ...
  • Don't eat somebody's sweater on the subway.
  • - This is very enjoyable.
  • - Very good.
  • Very, very good.
  • This has gotta already be a thing I would think.
  • - Alright, I know what this is.
  • I'm all over this.
  • - [Woman] Okay.
  • Three, two, one.
  • - Cinnamon. - Graham cracker.
  • - [Woman] So close.
  • - S'mores.
  • - A cinnamon roll.
  • Cinnabun.
  • - [Woman] It's cinnamon something.
  • I'll give you one more try.
  • - Cinnamon roll.
  • - Cinnamon--
  • - Cinnamon sugar.
  • - Cinnamon toast crunch.
  • - [Woman] Correct.
  • - Oh, that's it.
  • That's definitely it.
  • What was the first thing?
  • You said graham crackers.
  • - Graham cracker.
  • - We each got one side--
  • - Right.
  • - Of the cereal.
  • I said cinnamon.
  • You said graham cracker.
  • Okay, but I'll give it to Link.
  • He got the full thing.
  • Alright, bring 'em in.
  • Oh gosh.
  • - Not a great flavor on cotton candy.
  • - Oh no, no, no, no.
  • I know what this is. - [Link] Oh, it's still there.
  • I think I know what this is too.
  • - I like it.
  • - I do not like it.
  • I think I know what it is.
  • - It's so obvious.
  • - I know what it is.
  • Alright, we're ready.
  • We're ready.
  • I'm ready.
  • - We're not ready.
  • - Come on.
  • Three, two.
  • - Got it, got it.
  • - [Woman] Okay.
  • Three, two, one.
  • - Pizza.
  • - Old Bay Seasoning.
  • - Pizza.
  • (laughing)
  • - You're laughing at him, right?
  • - [Woman] It's pizza.
  • - Yeah.
  • - Old Bay Seasoning is on some pizza.
  • - Not on pizza.
  • The reason that I got that is
  • 'cause it didn't taste like pizza.
  • It tasted like pizza flavoring.
  • And I was like what is that thing that taste like,
  • doesn't taste like pizza but it taste like pizza flavoring.
  • Alright, we're tie.
  • - I think you should put Old Bay Seasoning on pizza.
  • - I'm sure it'd be good.
  • Where is it?
  • Where is it?
  • - Swab it.
  • - Subtle but elegant.
  • The thing that this is closest to is
  • when I put my nose in Barbara.
  • (grunting noises)
  • - That's what Barbara would do.
  • Uh.
  • That's horrible.
  • - Well, it's not good.
  • - Is it down here.
  • - It definitely ...
  • The sugar influences everything.
  • It's so subtle.
  • I don't have anything to go on.
  • Do you have a slight hint for us?
  • - [Woman] Okay, if you're at the grocery store
  • you would go to the produce section.
  • - I know.
  • I got it.
  • I got it.
  • - [Woman] Link are you ready?
  • - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
  • - [Woman] Three, two, one.
  • - Broccoli. - Brussels sprouts.
  • - [Woman] No.
  • Do you want a further hint or you want the answer?
  • - Cauliflower sprouts.
  • - [Woman] What is that?
  • - Okay, no.
  • - [Woman] It's in a salad.
  • - Spinach.
  • - [Woman] In other places you call it--
  • - Onions.
  • - Lettuce.
  • - [Woman] Rocket.
  • - You call it what sprockets?
  • - Sprockets?
  • - [Woman] Rocket.
  • - What?
  • - [Woman] Oh that was just the answer.
  • It's arugula.
  • - Asparagus, asparagus, asparagus.
  • - [Woman] Arugula.
  • - Arugula.
  • - What?
  • Why do you call arugula a rocket?
  • - What other places are you talking about Stevie?
  • - [Woman] I think everywhere else other than the U.S.
  • they call it rocket.
  • - I don't travel.
  • Okay, swab us.
  • Oh.
  • - Meaty.
  • It's uh.
  • You don't want meat to be in your cotton candy man.
  • - It's not that bad.
  • - This is grossing me out.
  • Horrible.
  • - What is wrong with you man?
  • - I don't know.
  • It's just being afraid of what kind--
  • - Did you stick his in something else 'cause it's not bad.
  • - Oh gosh.
  • It's like ham.
  • - Man, it taste like Parmesan cheese again.
  • - It is funny that I could convince myself that it is like
  • burnt Parmesan cheese.
  • - Like a veal Parmesan that got left in the microwave
  • for a really long time.
  • - Crusty veal Parmesan that is his answer.
  • - I think we might need a hint.
  • - [Woman] It's not meat but it's in the sea
  • and it's a sauce.
  • I'm just giving you the answer basically at this point.
  • - It's a sea sauce.
  • - [Woman] Yes.
  • - What?
  • What do you mean a sea sauce?
  • - It's oh.
  • - Like shrimp sauce.
  • - [Woman] So close.
  • - Shrimp cocktail.
  • - [Woman] It's fish sauce.
  • - Shrimp sauce.
  • - Fish sauce.
  • I had fish sauce on some brussels sprouts the other day.
  • - And they were incredible.
  • But who didn't like them?
  • - Me.
  • We are tied Rhett, so whoever gets this one correct
  • seals the deal that the other one's gonna
  • be visited by that weird cotton candy guy
  • that you believe in.
  • - Cotton candy Randy.
  • - Okay.
  • - And because this is the last round
  • typically things escalate for us,
  • so I'm anticipating this not being pleasant.
  • - And I haven't said it before but I'll saying it now,
  • I don't really like cotton candy.
  • (mumbles)
  • - It's so pointless.
  • It's so overpriced at like in public events.
  • - Uh.
  • - Is it in?
  • Oh.
  • Only thing I can think to say is uh.
  • - I don't think I can eat it.
  • I don't think it's edible.
  • - Okay.
  • I'm just gonna for science.
  • Ah.
  • Not that bad.
  • Actually--
  • - It's really sugary.
  • It smells horrible.
  • - It smells horrible but it taste like sugar.
  • - [Rhett] Taste good.
  • - I think you rolled up some cotton candy
  • underneath a buck's butt.
  • - A buck's buck.
  • - It's like his buck urine man.
  • It's fricken buck urine.
  • - You can't eat that.
  • - It's fricken coyote urine.
  • - It smells so bad but it taste pretty good.
  • It taste like sugar.
  • I like the taste.
  • Man what could that be?
  • How could you?
  • It can't be buck urine.
  • - It is.
  • It's like, I think it's synthetic,
  • so they didn't feel so bad about us eating it.
  • But it's buck bait.
  • That's my guess man.
  • My guess is that it's--
  • - My guess is that it's vomit flavor.
  • - It is urine.
  • It is to entrap animals.
  • - [Woman] Okay, you're both incorrect right now.
  • - It's a lure.
  • - [Woman] It's something that you would be scared of
  • if you had your blindfolds off.
  • - A grizzly bear.
  • - Snake.
  • - Creepy crawly.
  • - Bugs.
  • - [Woman] It is a bug.
  • - Oh yeah, it sure is.
  • Spiders.
  • - [Woman] So close.
  • - Scorpions.
  • - [Woman] Go back to spiders.
  • - Is it a black widow?
  • - Spiderweb.
  • - Blood of tarantula.
  • - [Woman] Tarantula, correct.
  • - Uh, what?
  • My blindfolds off but I still can't see.
  • (screams)
  • (laughing)
  • Did I put my fricken mouth on that?
  • Did I fricken put my mouth on that?
  • - Oh gosh, how close did I get to it?
  • - [Woman] Very close.
  • - It smells so bad.
  • - My mouth was right there beside.
  • - Now, you could have said be more specific
  • when I said spider but you said go back to spider.
  • (laughing)
  • Okay.
  • - Hey man, you get a visit from ...
  • what's his name Randy candy?
  • - No, cotton candy Randy.
  • You know what I have fond memories of him,
  • so I'm actually looking forward to it.
  • - Well we'll see (mumbles).
  • For now click through to as we test
  • the Christmas romper for men.
  • - [Rhett] You got ear biscuits for your ear hole,
  • now get a ear biscuits jar for your mouth hole
  • at mythical.store.
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